38Chapter 15
time to say goodbye
Disclaimer: all of this time I still own nothing
3 years later (later being from last chapter...duh)
"where is everybody?" Heather asked looking a little older
"honey don't worry, they will be here" Lee said
"how could they miss my birthday?" Heather said getting angry
"because they all hate you?" James said oblivious, he still looks the same...who knows how he does it
"DAD!" Heather whined
"just ignore him" Lee said as the doorbell rang
"whoa! What was that?" James asked
"the doorbell" Lee said rolling his eyes
"hey you may be my son in law but I can still whoop your ass" James said
"right...sure" Lee said going to the door
"happy birthday!" Kuja said holding a brightly wrapped present
"Uncle Kuja!" Heather said hugging him
"happy to see you too" he said trying to push her off
"Happy Birthday...now take your damn present" Walter said standing at the door
"Walter what is wrong with you?" Lee asked
"this party pulled me away from the Orange box and Portal" Walter said
"dude you have beaten that game like fifty time" Lee said
"so it is damn addictive! Oh well" he said as he walked inside
"hey." Sora said walking in wearing his kingdom hearts suit
"hey Soar you made it" Heather said
"yeah...here is your present" he said handing a box to Heather
"hey James I got something for you as well" Soar handed him a box as well
"what is inside?" James asked
"just open it" Sora said smiling
"Oh goodie!" James said like a child. He pulled out Donald Duck...who was stuffed
"what the hell is this!?" James said confused
"well I went back to Silent Hill and got Donald's dead body and had it stuffed. Afterwords I realized I hated the bastard, so there you have it...a Donald trophy" Sora said patting James on the back and joining the party.
"who the hell is Donald?" James said throwing the stuffed Donald on the floor, as a tear formed in the corner in Donald's eye.
"Happy freakin' birthday!" Kirby said at the door holding a small box
"Kirby I thought you were going to be in the Caribbean?" Lee said surprised
"pfft, like I would miss a party" he said throwing the box to Lee
"the party has arrived!" Kirby yelled when he got inside
Darkcomet: whoa...how did we get so far ahead
Sephiroth: we skipped
Shadow: duh...you typed it
Darkcomet: what happened to the rest of the time
Sephiroth: most of it was deleted but we can play back what we have
Darkcomet: yeah...let's do that
(BE) a few years prior
"well...one year later from when we killed that demon, who Bass stole" Lee said
"so basically my birthday again" Heather said
"Wow Lee you are really striking out this time" Kirby said sipping on a martini
"shut up!" Lee yelled
"so do I get a present" Heather asked
"yeah you weirdo does she get a present?" Kirby said obviously hammered
"Heather we have been going out for about a year now..." Lee said
"BORING!" Kirby yelled
"and I was wanting to..." Lee said
"BOO!" Kirby yelled
"if I could ask for..." Lee said
"just spit it out already damn" Walter said rolling his eyes siting by Kirby who he had hit with a pipe, and Kuja sat smiling holding a bat, which he also used to hit Kirby
"if...that is to say if you really wanted too...get married?" Lee asked pulling out a ring
everyone moved closer to hear what she had to say
a few seconds went by
then minuets
Sephiroth: hey...you realize she wont say anything if you don't type right?
Darkcomet: Oh right
"YES!" She screamed as she hugged Lee
"peaches and cream peaches and cream" Kirby moaned with two lumps on his head while everybody else celebrated
(BE) the wedding
the Wedding was being conducted by Kuja
"If anybody has any objections speak now...and you will most certainly be killed" Kuja said a he raised his hands and thunder boomed to prove he was not joking
"nobody? O.K then you may now kiss the bride...DO IT NOW!" he screamed again as he raised his hands in the air and lightning struck, not wanting to piss him off Lee and Heather did just that
"don't you just love these kinds of wedding" James said crying
"no, I had to sit through yours and I have to wear a tux, what is so great about that!" Walter yelled, but still whispered
"the booze at the after party" James whispered back
"GO LEE AND HEATHER YEAH!" Walter stood up and yelled now very excited
"reminds me of our wedding Ashley" James said happy
"I know, borderline shotgun wedding, so romantic" Ashley said also happy
at the After party Walter got so hammered he shaved his head bald, and was not seen for about 3 months.
(present)
"hey everybody! I would just like to say a few words" Heather began to say
"ahh beautiful" James said to Kuja
"yeah, how old is she?" Kuja asked
"She's Twenty One you idiot" Walter said
"how do you know?" Kuja asked
"it says on the banner behind here" Walter said pointing
"oh. Hey James...what's wrong?" Kuja asked
James looked like he was sick or something
"I told you coconut bread would do that to you" Walter said
all of a sudden everybody except for those three stopped moving
"is it that time again" a familiar voice said
"who said that!?" Kuja asked shocked at what was happening
"have you forgotten already?" The G man said stepping out of what seemed like thin air as everything behind him melted and they were surrounded by darkness
"what do you want?" Walter asked annoyed
"a favor" the G-man said still emotionless
"like?" Kuja asked
" well our mutual acquaintance Bass has grown unstable and is about to break out from where we held him...I need you to take care of it" G-man said
"who is we?" Kuja asked
"nobody of your concern" G-man said like he was hiding something
"if we refuse?" Walter asked
G-man pointed over to hundreds of monsters of all kinds
"they get to have some fun...what is wrong with him?" G-man said pointing to James
"I have to go to the bathroom" James said holding his stomach
"over there" G-man said as what looked like a door formed and James ran inside
20 minuets passed
"whew that felt like a commercial airline flew out of my ass" James said sweating
"gross...anyways off you go" G-man said as he vanished and they appeared in a long dark hallway almost like a castle dungeon
"where are we?" Walter asked
suddenly a bright light flooded the area and Henri was thrown inside
"damn...James is going to be pissed for me not making it to the party. Huh James is that you?" Henri asked
"yeah...do you know where we are?" James asked
"no...not really" Henri answered
"oh...I thought since you came here on your own free will that you knew where we were" James said
"yeah being thrown through a bright light is the same as free will" Henri said
"I know, so where are we?" James asked thinking he proved a point
"in a hallway" Henri said
"Aha! you knew where we were the whole time!" James yelled Walter and Kuja slapped their heads
"yes...the way out is through the hallway...so let's go" Henri said taking advantage of Jame's stupidity
"fine...but I'm watching you" James said
when they reached the end of the hallway they entered a door. In the middle of the room there was a giant throne...and in the throne sat Bass
"how fortunate for you four to visit me...I was about to pay Heather a visit. But it looks like I get to have some fun first" Bass said chuckling
"REALLY! Are we going to play cards?" James asked
"...no. Actually we are going to play Simon says" Bass said smiling
"AWESOME! are you Simon? O.K. I'm ready" James said
"Simon says...DIE!" Bass said as he threw a energy ball at them
"dumb ass" they all said as they pulled James out of the way
"well you just lost the game" Bass said shrugging
they all pulled out their respective weapons Walter: the pipe, Kuja: his hands...for magic, Henri: the bat, and James: the plank...OF COMPLETE DESTRUCTION MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (ahem...sorry)
"please blunt objects and hands, you will never hit me" Bass said as Kuja missed him with Ultima
"told you" Bass said laughing making a huge energy ball above his head
"crap...we are screwed, immortality does not work if your body is blown to pieces" Walter said
"I have and idea...but it is the hardest thing I will have ever done" James said
"what?" Kuja asked
"Kuja cast a wind spell on him" James said
"o...kay" Kuja said confused as he made a strong wind come through the are where they were fighting
the wind blew back Bass cloak revealing a large scar
"goodbye...my beloved Plank" James said almost crying as he threw the plank at the scar...and it was a direct his
"WHAT! HEY WHAT IS HAPPENING...MY WEAK SPOT WAS PUNCTURED!? DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT...I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM GOING TO DIE BY A STUPID PLANK!" Bass said as fire began to engulf him (don't know how but meh fire is cool)
"It isn't a stupid plank...IT IS THE PLANK OF JUSTICE...err...PLANK OF JAMES!" James said
"wow...he just killed the mood" Walter said as Henri nodded
"YOU! I SWEAR ONE DAY VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!" Bass said as a massive explosion happened and everything went black
"those are all the words I wanted to say" Heather said as everybody applauded her
"OH MY GOD!" James screamed
"wow dad you really like my speech didn't you?" Heather said confused
"YES! I LOVED IT ESPECIALLY THE KABOOM!" James yelled as Kuja Walter and Henri covered their ears
"hey dad where did you get the brief case?" Heather asked
"huh" he looked and all 4 of them were holding brief cases
"uhhh...found them on the street yesterday felt like holding it" James said smiling
"riiiight" Heather said rolling her eyes
"well seems like a fitting end to one day...but hey there is always tomorrow right?" Kuja asked
"Yeah what are you guys doing tomorrow?" Henri asked
"jack shit" Walter said
" Well I am think I am going to go fly fishing in an actual plane" James said
"Oh can we come?" Henri asked excited
"sure" James said smiling
"Wow! it feels like the end of of something important but I can't tell what...Oh well it will come to me later. Oh wait I just felt like I need to say something" James said
"what?" Walter asked
"goodbye" James said
"pfft what importance does that have?" Walter said
"ah who cares...it's not like I'm going away or anything" James said
"yeah...we will be around for a long time!" Kuja said
"My life has just begun" James said walking off with Henri Kuja and Walter following him
THE END
Hey everybody...I would just like to say thanks for sticking with me for this long. So as a special thanks I brought the main Character James here for a few closing words
James: why are they closing words
Darkcomet: because the story is over and this is the last one
James: WHAT!?
Darkcomet: stay cool come on these people love you...just talk.
James: Hey everybody...I just wanted to say thank you for being there reading my adventures, and staying with me...it made me never feel alone, in a creepy way sometimes...but mostly good. Like schrieberjoe, you were the first one to ever review and it just gave me motivation, Thank you! Megfallow, you were an awesome reviewer and I think that had we met you would have probably hurt me...physically, but that is why you are awesome!
Darkcomet: she wanted to hurt Kuja.
James: shut up you this is my time! Jayktt, you like me so much you even named your own main character after me!
Darkcomet: James is his name too.
James: what did I just tell you? Anyway, EternalFlare for being just plain awesome and not threatening to attack me
Darkcomet: I think they all wanted to hurt you...because it is fun!
James: they are not you! Jigsaw 5 for being cool and convincing the author to not trying to kill me
Darkcomet: that is all he tried to do
James: He also has a story call Silent Hill T.L.P. so read and review that (shows thumbs up) I think that is it...If I forgot anybody tell me by sending a review or P.M. to Darkcomet and I will formally apologise
Darkcomet: where were you guys when you fought Bass anyway?
(BE) Raccoon city
Leon, Chris, and Claire stood in front of their city which was now a crater crying
James: ah who cares like anyone will ever now
Darkcomet: well that is it everybody so please leave a review and something awesome might happen, like if enough people send in Reviews some special will happen...it is a surprise, so everybody who reads this needs to send in a review it does not matter if you are not a member, but enough people reviewing will bring something Awesome!
James: what is it?
Darkcomet: I'll tell you
James: sweet
Darkcomet: Once the review rate is satisfactory
James: damn...PLEASE REVIEW I CAN'T TAKE THE SUSPENSE!
Darkcomet: Later everybody!
