30TQL: Hi everyone! This fic will have me, my friend Lesley, and two of my many enemies. I will be using my enemies' first and last names, so if you know them, I don't care, because I hate them, and I don't care whether they know it or not. And if you were to kill them, I'd be forever in your debt. You'd be my hero! My idol! Overall, it's a pretty funny and cheesy fic, so bear with me as I write this.
Ryou: This better be good. Time is money. (Rubs fingers to indicate money.)
TQL: Grrrrr… You insensitive jerk! (Whacks him n head with deadly paper fan)
Ryou: Ow! What was that for?
TQL: For being an insensitive jerk, you jerk!
Ryou: (Rolls eyes) Whatever. On with the fic.
TQL: Thank you. I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew! Anything in ( ) is my comments!
Lesley, a Chinese girl, with glasses was excited. She got to sleepover at her friend, Shana's; (Me!) house. She had short, black hair that was usually held up with two hairpins. She knocked on the door and was greeted by a chipper girl with a hype attitude. (Me!)"Hi Lesley! Come on in!" she greeted in a chipper voice.
"Thanks, Shana." Said Lesley, "This is going to be awesome!" Shana nodded.
"Put your stuff in my room, I've got a bunk bed!" she said cheerfully.
"Ok!" Replied Lesley. They hurried off to Shana's room.
Meanwhile…Paulo Donati called up his friend, Alex Zha.
"Hey, Alex! You free tonight?" asked Paulo anxiously.
"Yeah, and I'm totally BORED! Whaddaya have in mind?" Alex was curious.
"How about we toilet-paper Shana's house? She's such an annoying know-it-all! (I am not! But he's called me that before so, it seemed logical. Grrrr… I hate him SO much!) She's had it coming!" Paulo exclaimed.
"Yeah!' said Alex with enthusiasm, "She's in one of my classes, total loser!" (Idiot!)
"K, meet me at her house in 2 hours. In the meantime, stock up! We're going to need shaving cream, toilet paper, eggs..." he rambled on.
Back with the girls…( 2 ½ hours later)
"Whaddaya wanna do?" asked Shana, slightly bored. An idea came to Lesley.
"I know!" she exclaimed, "Why don't we read TMM fanfics?" Shana's face brightened.
"That's a great idea! Let's go!" They went into a room with a computer and two office chairs. They each sat in one chair. Shana logged into the Internet and went to They clicked on the Tokyo Mew Mew section and started to read One Touch Lettuce Love By MewTikal. (Actual story! Read it! LettuceXRyou 4EVER!) At around ten o'clock, they dozed off with the computer on. That's when Alex and Paulo made their move. The streets were empty, so no one saw them. They began to hurl shaving cream at the house. In the house, the computer blinked, and Shana and Lesley disappeared. It blinked again. Paulo and Alex disappeared. What seemed like the next morning, Shana and Lettuce woke up in separate cots in a strange room. They looked around the room, and two other cots had none other then Paulo Donati and Alex Zha asleep in them!
"Oh my god!" exclaimed Lesley, "Where are we? Why are they here?" She was worried. Shana looked around. The place seemed strangely familiar. Then, it hit her.
"Lesley!" she shrieked, "Don't freak out, but we're in the Mew lab from Tokyo Mew Mew!" Lesley's eyes widened.
"No, we can't be? What are they doing here?" she was REALLY worried. Paulo and Alex woke from the shrieking. They rubbed the sleep from their eyes.
"What the heck!" exclaimed Alex.
"Where the heck are we?" asked Paulo, "And what are you two freaks doing here?"
"I'll explained later!" Shana hissed as Ryou walked into the room. Lesley's mouth dropped open.
"Ah! I see you all have awoken. How are you?" he asked. Shana glared.
"Cut to the point, Ryou. What happened?" Shana said firmly.
"Well, I was driving to work in a rush, and you kids appeared out of no where and I almost hit you. Thee shock rendered you all unconscious. Hey- wait a minute! How did you know my name was Ryou?" he gave her a questioning look. Shana looked for an excuse. Fast.
"I –uh- heard someone calling the name Ryou, and er… heard your voice answer." She said nervously, "So, where are Keiichiro and the other Mews! Oops!" she clamped her hand over her mouth. Ryou, Paulo, and Alex looked at her quizzically.
"H-ho w do you know about the Mew project?" he stuttered. Shana smirked.
"I know everything!" she said, "Ichigo Momomiya: Iriomote Cat, Mint Aizawa" Ultra-marine lorikeet, Lettuce Midorikawa: Finless Porpoise, Pudding Fong: Golden Lion Tamarin Monkey, Zakuro Fujiwara: Grey Wolf, Berry Shirayuki: Amami black rabbit and Andes mountain cat." She smiled deviously, "And let's not forget you, Ryou, or should I say, Alto!" He gasped.
"Who are you?" he questioned. Shana smirked.
"I'm Shana, my friend is Lesley. And the two clueless idiots over there, ( ) are Alex Zha and Paulo Donati." Ryou stared in disbelief.
"You guys hungry?" she asked her friend and her enemies. Paulo and Alex nodded dumbly. Lesley squealed.
"Yay! I actually get to try food from Café Mew Mew!" she was hysterical.
"Lesley, Lesley! Calm down…" ushered Shana. And they went into the kitchen, off to meet the Mews.
TQL: Ha ha! Didja like it? I know it wasn't very good, but please review!
Kish: It was pretty short.
TQL: Well, it only a sample! (Whacks him on head with fan)
Kish: I gotta go! (Teleports out of room)
TQL: (glares at spot that Kish was sitting before) Well, see ya for the next chappie!
