24A/N:…CrackFic… I apologize in advance.
Summary: "It's horrible!" "It's disgusting!" "Think of the children!" …You know you wanna know…
THAT Bad
Not much could really affect the citizens of Konoha anymore. Their town had been attacked by giant, killer snakes, inherited to a boozing, gambling woman, desecrated by a giant demon fox, and not to mention they even had their own "Roof Tax" which first began when people started to sue the ninja of The Hidden Village in the Leaves for jumping up and down on their roofs. So no, not much really surprised or disgusted the village of Konoha anymore, but there was something, something horrible, disgusting, something so unsightly that the entire town of Konoha had gathered around it. It was, it was…
"It's disgusting!" Yelled one man.
"It's horrible!" Yelled another.
"Think of the children!" Screeched a woman in the back, following suite.
Children cried, adults cowered in fear, teenagers were off doing stupid things as per usual, and several ninja tried to cancel the genjutsu that was so cruelly, repulsively placed in front of them. Nothing seemed to be working, and so they continued with life, deciding that it was just a figment of their imaginations- a nightmare to be forever carved into their minds by irreversible damage to their psyche from countless missions, life-threatening situations, and lost humanity. And even those who had seemingly lost their souls, the ones whose eyes no longer portrayed any sign of life, the emos (Sasuke), Goths, preps, and any other social label possible were affected by this horrendous, disastrous sight that would forever scar their minds with the pure essence of nightmares.
And in response, the hideous thing seemed blissfully unaware of everyone else's pure and unadulterated fear of that thing. And as he stood in the crowd of people, staring in awe and slight denial of what they were seeing, Naruto couldn't help but wonder…
Do I look that bad in green spandex?
