Ok this is the next chapter...thanks for the one review ''
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A couple months had passed and Sasuke how found himself starting to like the fucking metal can.
Everyday was the same, Sasuke would wake up with Puma beside him. At first she had peed in bed afterwards claiming the had said: 'I need to go pee'. She seemed to ignore the fact that Sasuke told her she had to wake him up. She would get all pale and start to stutter saying it was dangerous.
After a week she had learned how to use the bathroom herself, alone.
After getting up Sasuke would dress Puma up. She seemed to have lost the ability to learn that part which made Sasuke suspicious and he had to ask Kakashi about the malfunction.
After getting dressed himself and brushing his teeth (he had to watch Puma wash her teeth, she seemed to like toothpaste very much), he would take them both to a café or just make them a plain old breakfast at home.
He would take her to the park where she would chase dogs and Sasuke would receive weird looks from people which he glared at or just whistled and pretended not to know the metal can.
He would then take her to his office where she would draw on a piece of paper or giggle while being flirted with by different men.
Afterwards came dinner, home, TV, some games which consisted of Sasuke throwing balls or just sleeping and her massaging his back (it was his favorite game). He would give her a shower (now she could do it alone although he had to be in the bathroom just in case). Dress her in her pjs and put her to bed. After a while he got used to the fact that when he would fall asleep Puma would come and sleep with him. It was normal.
Today, just as everyday, Sasuke got up and looked at Puma who was sitting on the bed watching him. She was always already awake when he got up, always waiting for him patiently. She whimpered and growled lightly.
"What, fuckin' can?" Sasuke asked rudely. He might have got used to Puma but that didn't mean he would be nice for her, right?
"Nothing Sasuke…" Puma had learned how to speak after about 3 weeks which was another thing that surprised Sasuke since she was supposed to learn how to talk after about 2-3 days. So now he had her talking for about a week and still had to teach her.
Sasuke grunted and nodded. He walked over to her room and took a pair of short jeans shorts, a white short T-shirt and some flip-flops. He dressed her up and took a quick shower.
"Moron!" He called and in an instant her heard feet padding along the small corridor. Puma was at his side in a matter of seconds, she always was, like some kind of fucking angel. This annoyed Sasuke greatly but stayed quiet not wanting to loose the 1.000.000 dollars he earned per two months.
"Today you will be staying with Sakura and 'The Bitch'" Sasuke sighed when he saw her already big eyes turn wider and water.
"B-But Sasuke…me wants you" Puma whimpered pouting cutely.
"Che.. no buts and get your ass moving" 'Your nice little ass…'
Driving to work Sasuke dropped Puma off by the beach. Sakura had already brought ice-cream for the robot.
"I'll be by 4 pm , k?" Sasuke said after hugging Sakura and punching Itachi in the face, lightly though. But that earned himself a BIG punch in the stomach. "I'll kill…you…Itachi – bitch…"
"OK Sasuke-kun, we'll be here waiting for you" Sakura and Itachi had an apartment down by the beach so there was no problem.
Sasuke drove off without even nodding at Puma which left her crying for about half and hour.
Sakura's POV
After a while me and Itachi finally were able to calm Puma down. What made her laugh almost got me crying and cursing Kakashi and his pervertness.
Flashback. (normal POV)
Puma sat on the sand bawling like a little child that was left by her mother or/and father at school on it's first day there.
"Puma-chan… please don't cry darling" Sakura cooed but the robot just continued to cry her eyes out.
"We'll do anything!" Sakura said frustrated.
Puma smirked evilly, Sakura swore that Sasuke was rubbing of on her, and suddenly yelled:
"Sakura-chan spank the BITCH!"
Sakura's and Itachi's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
"W-We can't ! Puma!" Sakura blushed and shook her hands in front of her. Puma whimpered and the pair new there was no arguing.
End of Flashback (Sakura's POV)
I had to recover from the 'mission' for the next ten minutes. Itachi took a little longer since some old hag had seen us and started to beat him up with her stick and purse. What surprised me the most was that Puma had run up to the old lady, Inner Sakura muttering that that was no 'old lady' but 'a fucking old stinkin' hag' to which I had to agree.
Anyways, she ran up the the lady hag and grabbed her arms gently saying that she shouldn't beat us up since violence didn't solve anything at all and that she might end up hurt herself. She had promised the old hag to tell us not to do stuff like that in public then she winked at us.
Now I was sitting on a bench with Itachi's arm hugging me shoulders.
"I love you…" I whispered into his ear. He turned his head around and kissed me nose then licked my ear, sucking on it for a while. I couldn't suppress a moan that rose in my throat. Soon our make out session turned into me laying on the bench with Itachi on me trying to get my shirt off.
Just as Itachi was about to success in taking off my shirt we heard a gasp.
"Shit! Puma!" I hissed and we sat up quickly. In front of us stood Puma grinning widely.
"Bitch and Sakura-chan is…very…smoochy!" Puma giggled. After that she ran off to play with out dog again.
Normal POV"Itachi.." Sakura said slowly "The way she talked.."
"Aa…when the old fucking hag-"
"Itachi-kun!" Sakura scolded.
"When the old hag was attacking us Puma talked fluently as if she could talk if she was 19 years old… But now she talked as she always does. You think she's pretending?"
"Hm..I don't know, we'll have to tell this Sasuke-kun" Sakura mused.
Sorry for it being so short but my hip hurts and I can't sit anymore! I'll be sure to work hard next time! Gai pose xD
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