75A/N: Okay, this was a challenge someone posted on as i am currently unable to go to that site i will have to post it here, that and any future lemons (yes there will be lemons) will probably be in TONFA. don't konw it, look it up, i don't have the link handy nor am i that nice. sorry XD This story may be rather slow on the updates, i have to rewatch Wiz od Oz every once in a while to recall what happened where. XDD Anyways there is OOCness and pretty much crack. I don't expect a hit out of this, but i did take the challenge, simply not putting it up was killing me : -)
Disclaimer: I don't own them, i am not that lucky -le sigh-
Warning: Yaoi, lots of blasphemy for all Oz lovers, and overall crappiness. Enjoy!
Also i am pretty sure this hasn't been beta's or spell checked, so be prepared for some sevrely rough writing. I'll fix it when i get the time.
Naruto in Oz! ch1
Naruto walked beside his teammates as they made their way toward their newest mission, they were supposed to meet shinobi from Earth Country at a abandoned Inn and collect a message from Hidden Village of the Rock's Kage to their own Hokage. Naruto had begged and pleaded from abetter mission, but thanks to a prank involving Tsunade's sake supply and a small dose of a hallucinogenic, they refused. Thankfully for Naruto this mission would be over soon so he could go home with Sasuke. The two boys had just started dating and were still slightly shy about it all, though Sasuke would deny that up and down. Naruto slowed his pace so he could fall into step with the Uchiha and left Kakashi and Sakura to their discussion on Chakra use and control in circumstances of high stress. Sasuke noticed and moved closer to Naruto so their elbows brushed as they walked. He didn't really have anything to talk to Sasuke about so he decided just to silently walk with him and enjoy the contact, ever since they had gotten together the fighting had lessened...not stopped, just lessened.
The walk seemed to talk forever, and Naruto's screaming feet were telling him it had, though the sun's position in the sky didn't show any large lapse. Of course that just made the blonde believe that the sun had decided it was tired of moving for the day and was simply going to hang for a while. Finally, just as Naruto was sure the sun would never move again they reached the meeting place. However instead of the shinobi they had been told to meet there was a single ninja...and he didn't look very friendly.
"Who are you?"
"You don't need to know that."
Sasuke glanced at Naruto who caught it and nodded, apparently this had been a set up, four other ninja's came slowly stepping from the woods and all of team seven got into fighting stances. Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto drew their kunai and Kakashi spoke, pulling up his mask.
"What's the meaning of this?"
"Does there need to be one? Maybe the hidden Rock village is growing tired of the power The Leaf holds. You leaf ninja's are to cocky. Its about time someone dropped you from your high horse."
"Jealousy?"
"Call it what you will, the words of the dead amount to nothing."
Naruto tensed as the ninja all attacked, Sasuke of course dodged the aimed blow and dealt one to the back of the ninja's neck, the ninja's face hit into the ground with a sickening crunch. Kakashi dealt with the one who had attacked him with the same ease, giving him a hard uppercut hitting him between the ribs and dropping him to the floor. Naruto dodged as well but was as nimble as Sasuke and was caught with a knee to his stomach before falling. He didn't stay down long however as the ninja Sakura kicked reeled backwards and he was almost stepped on. He got up and kicked the shinboi sending him smacking into a nearby tree where he slumped unconscious while Sakura gave a hell of a right hook to the remaining ninja. Again their attention turned to the one who had spoken. While they had been busy he seemed to have done some sort of jitsu. He stood smirking with his hands in the Bear seal.
"Hm. Lets see how some of the leafs renowned ninja's deal with this!"
He held his hands out and performed the Dog seal before he shouted.
"Whirlwind of Furry Technique!"
Kakashi grabbed Sakura and shouted as they raced for the nearest door, one leading to the storage room of the Inn. The wind around them picked up at a alarming pace as Sasuke grabbed Naruto's hand.
"Hurry Dobe!"
"Don't call me that teme!"
The boys followed behind their teacher. It was painfully obvious the man had summoned a tornado, they had to get to shelter. After shutting the door behind them Sasuke looked to Kakashi, glaring.
"Why didn't you copy it! Or counter attack!"
"Because tornados freak me out."
Both boys allowed a moment of stunned disbelief at their obvious incredibly insane teacher before the room shook.
"Ahhh!"
Sakura was jarred off her feet and toppled over, Kakashi ducked down and recommended they do the same, but before they could Naruto was lifted from his feet and Sasuke who still had his hand, was jerked after him. They hit into the wall hard and Naruto hit his head, falling into Sasuke and cursing his throbbing forehead. He was disoriented for a moment but clung to Sasuke, if he died he was damn sure taking the other boy with him! The building they were in shook and Naruto was almost positive they were lifted from the ground, the window opposite them shattered and glass flew everywhere. Sasuke cursed and grabbed at a blanket nearby, covering himself and Naruto they waited until they felt the floating sensation leave them with a loud crash. They were thrown from their huddled mass to land hard and tangled.
"Oof"
"Idiot get your foot out of my face!"
"Like I could help it jerk!"
"Whatever. You okay?"
Naruto took a moment to notice if anything was missing or broken before pulling away from Sasuke and nodding.
"I hit my head but its okay."
"It would be, with a head as thick as yours."
"...Hey! Jerk, good to see your feeling fine."
Sasuke smirked and helped Naruto up, the two looked around the small room and noticed their teacher and third teammate were missing! Thinking they were thrown from the window when it broke they turned and hurried from the shed, however once Sasuke flung open the door the two boys looked out, stunned. Instead of the somewhat barren meeting between the country of earth and the country of fire, there was a bright green landscape. Complete with rolling green hills and flowers the size of Sasuke's ego, they unconsciously grabbed each others hands and slowly ventured out. The sun was high and brightly shining in a impossibly blue sky (though, in Sasuke's opinion, not as blue as Naruto's eyes)and birds, butterfly's and dragonfly's flew merrily through the fresh air and a large spiral design decorated the floor.
Naruto closed his hanging jaw and looked over to Sasuke who looked unimpressed as ever, though Naruto knew he was in awe as well.
"I don't think were in Fire Country anymore, Sasuke."
The raven haired boy looked over at him blankly before smirking, "No kidding Dobe."
TBC!
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