34SCENE 19
INTERIOR, MAIN CHAMBER, DR EVIL'S LAIR
Scott, Dr Evil and Frau are still seated at the table, they fidget nervously.
Scott:
So have you thought of any names yet?Frau:
Ja, ja. I thought perhaps Adolf or something more traditional, like Attilla?Dr Evil:
Right. And you don't think that you'd prefer something a little less... European?Scott:
What if it's a girl?Dr Evil:
Pardon Scott?Scott:
What if the baby's a girl? It's like a 50/50 chance right?Dr Evil:
It's going to be a boyScott:
You don't know thatDr Evil:
I don't have female sperm.Scott:
Ass, how can you not have female sperm?Frau:
Probably Eva.They both turn back and look at Frau. Dr Evil regains a measure of his composure.
Dr Evil:
So how do you plan to use your time Scott?Scott:
I've just going to like meet some people and then Sweet Jay right said he'd like drive us to the mall so we'll probably go there.Frau:
I don't want that boy driving you. I don't trust him.Scott
(angrily) You two always do this! How can you say you don't trust him? You don't even know him! You work for an evil organisation for chrissake!Dr Evil:
Don't talk to your mother like that Scott.Scott:
She's not my Mom, she's a Psycho. I shouldn't even be here. How come the 1999 Frau disappeared when she came here and I didn't? We've got Unibrau in the barracks who we can't send out into the real world because you hypnotised her rather than try and explain what happened. This sucks.Dr Evil:
AhEnter Austin Powers walking backwards.
Austin:
OK 69 I'm pretty sure that this is the way through to the …OHDr Evil: (
eyes wide with relief) Aha Austin Powers! Look Scott its Austin Powers!Scott:
Bite meDr Evil:
Oh Scott. It hurts daddy when you say that.Austin Powers clears his throat.
Dr Evil turns back to Austin Powers and Agent 69.
Dr Evil:
Guards place them in a cell until we have a suitable punishment.SCENE 20
INTERIOR, INSIDE A CELL
Austin and Agent 69 sit in the cell (a proper cell, not an easily escapable with one inept guard)
Agent 69:
ArsePSYCHEDELIC DANCE BREAK
SCENE 21
INTERIOR, THE DUSTY TRUCK STOP
Mini-me and a huge dusty arsed biker are arm wrestling. The crowd is going wild
SCENE 22
INTERIOR, DR EVIL'S PRIVATE ARMY BARRACKS -FEMALE
The doors slide open and Kirstyn and Scott enter, Scott is carrying Kirstyn's bags.
Kirstyn:
Autumn's mom's, like, French and she kept feeding Autumn's sister in public and stuff.Scott: Gross. No one wants to see that.
Unibrau looms up
Unibrau:
Guten Tag Master ScottScott:
Attenshun! Unibrau, This is your new officer. You will obey her every order. If she tells you to do her laundry you will do her laundry. Do you understand me Private?Unibrau:
Ja volleUnibrau leaves the room.
Kirstyn:
That is, like, a massive abuse of powerScott:
It's easier that way.CUT TO CORRIDOR
Lionel Drescher walks past the doorway, humming cheerily.
Kirstyn
(from within room): Scott, this place rules.Lionel Drescher's ears prick up
Scott:
(from within room) So how cool is it exactly?Kirstyn:
(from within room) Oh about this cool.Kissing noises come from within the room
Lionel Drescher runs into the room.
Lionel Drescher:
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BABY GIRL!SCENE 23
INTERIOR, THE MAIN CHAMBER.
Austin and Agent 69 have been decked out in quasi-futuristic clothing, Agent 69 looks uncomfortable in hers.
Dr Evil, Frau, and no2 stand at the main table Scott sits at the main table in a sulk. Kirstyn and Lionel Drescher stand at the side bickering.
Lionel Drescher:
What made you think I'd let you stay here? I can't let you stay in a lair with 203 single men.No2:
We have a lesbian in the private army now tooLionel Drescher:
Oh God! (puts his head in his hands) My father said, never have children but did I listen?He take his head out of his hands
Lionel Drescher:
You a single man no2?No2 nods
Lionel Drescher:
Stay that way, never have children, never.Dr Evil:
He rarely leaves the complex.They all look at no2
No2 throws down his filofax angrily
No2:
I'm sick of this. I've spent my entire life as number two! Straight out of Evil Accountancy College, I've sacrificed my private life to build up this business time and time again only to see you try and destroy it. I lost an eye for you. You've tried to kill me twice. Well I've had enough, I'm not going to be number two any more. I'm going to someone who thinks that I'm number one. I'm going to my Kandy.Dr Evil:
You finished?No2 breathing heavily, nods
Dr Evil:
How do I put this no2? Kandy is a moose, a huffer, a dog. Scott you got a few more insults about a woman's appearance?Scott:
Plantagenet?Dr Evil
: A plantagenet (thinks) do you want to give me an insult you didn't make up?Scott:
Hose beast.Dr Evil:
cool. Face it no2 if she didn't look like Nixon's ugly cousin she'd have a real boyfriend.No2
(upset face) Scott?Scott:
Probably true dude, she might even be a guyNo2 looks crestfallen.
Austin:
Um excuse me (raises hand) cooee?Dr Evil:
So you back with us no2, how about we call you no2 &1/2. That make you feel like a big man? You going to cry?No2:
no sirDr Evil
(turning back to Austin Powers): And so Mr Powers back to your bloody and horrible death.Scott:
Just shoot him!Dr Evil:
Ya, I believe we've discussed this before. This Scott is what makes the difference between an evil genius and a random lunatic.He turns back to Austin Powers and Agent 69
Dr Evil:
We have prepared a cell, a cell with a ceiling which will slowly lower in on you. Crushing your fragile bodies agonisingly. Cool eh?He claps his hands together
Dr Evil:
Take them to the cell.SCENE 24
INTERIOR, SHRINKING CELL
Austin and Agent 69 are bending over as the ceiling closes down.
Agent 69:
(sarcastically) Oh follow me 69, I know this place like the back of my handSCENE 25
INTERIOR, MAIN CHAMBER
Dr Evil, Scott, Frau and no2 stand at the table. Lionel Drescher and Kirstyn stand away to the side bickering.
Dr Evil:
Here's where I repeat my threat to the world, ya I know it gets a little repetitive but it's a very important part of my job.He is distracted by Lionel Drescher and Kirstyn's bickering.
Dr Evil
(frowning): Hey lawyer man? Girl I don't know? Could you move a little to the left please? Ya that's great.Dr Evil presses a button and they disappear through a trapdoor.
Scott:
Dude you killed my girlfriend!Dr Evil:
Relax Scott it's Tuesday the furnace is out today.Scott
(sarcastically) Well that's just …(Looses thread) well.Dr Evil turns back to the videophone.
Dr Evil:
Frau Farbissinna, would you like to do the honours?Frau:
TURN ON THE VIDEOPHONE! Ooh.Dr Evil:
(looking towards the video phone) So gentlemen do we…He stops as No2 whispers something in his ear and turns around to look at Frau who appears somewhat disturbed.
Dr Evil:
Is this normal? (gestures) the liquid?Scott:
Her waters broke you freak.Dr Evil
(nodding) Oh ya, right. (does startled double take) Oh! Hey one of you help her honestly what do I pay you guys for?They all turn and approach Frau, an unnamed guard from the private army is the first to reach her and she puts her arm around his shoulder for support. The first contraction comes, she shouts and snaps his neck like a twig. He falls to the ground dead and everyone else jumps back slightly.
Dr Evil:
O - K, a little scared now.Turns to no2
Dr Evil:
Don't we have a fricking hospital in this complex?No2:
No sir, as I remember it you said that you'd rather hire dispensable underlings.Dr Evil:
(as if remembering having said this) Oh ya, ya I did.World Leader on videophone:
There's a hospital two blocks from here. St John the Evangelist on 4th street.All the other world leaders look at him.
World leader on videophone:
What? There is!Dr Evil:
To The Evil bus!He turns to Frau
Dr Evil:
Can we get her a wheelchair or something.They all leave the main chamber.
SCENE 26
INTERIOR, SHRINKING CELL.
Austin, and Agent 69 are standing in the cell as the ceiling lowers upon them.
Agent 69:
How are we going to get out of this one?Austin:
Well we could lie flat and using yogic breathing techniques flatten ourselves almost completely so that when the guard thinks that we must be dead we can slide out and take over the complex.Agent 69:
OrAgent 69 turns to face the one inept guard
Agent 69
(pouting) hey come here.The inept guard blunders over
Agent 69:
(flicking her hair back and licking her lips) Closer, I want to whisper in your ear.Inept guard bends over
Agent 69
(whispers) Men are so stupid.She grabs him and throws him into the cell as the jump out, the previously slow moving crushing devise mysteriously speeds up as they switch places with the guard, crushing him almost instantly
Austin:
What a grindAustin:
I think he had a crush on you.Agent 69 smiles wanly
Austin:
I bet he's feeling pretty flat nowAgent 69:
Come onThey run out into the main chamber which is deserted. They look around puzzled.
World leader on videophone:
They went off in the evil bus.Austin:
Oh Ta, thanks.World leader:
You're welcomeAustin and Agent 69 stand about.
Austin
(clearing his throat): Did you happen to notice?World leader:
They took the weather remote with them.Austin:
Yeah, right that makes sense.Austin scratches his head.
Austin:
Well, um, bye then.Austin and Agent 69 run out of the main chamber.
PSYCHEDELIC DANCE BREAK
SCENE 27
INTERIOR, THE EVIL BUS.
Dr Evil, Scott and Frau are in the back of the bus. No2 Is driving.
Frau is lying on the floor, holding on to the pole things and doing the breathy exercises (hey you've seen nazi's give birth in buses before you know what it looks like).
Dr Evil:
Hold your mother's hand ScottScott:
Bite me!Dr Evil:
Hold her hand she needs comfortingScott;
no, you just hope she'll kill me.Dr Evil looks guilty.
Frau:
why (pant) are we (pant) not at a HOSPITAL!Dr Evil:
No2 why are we not at a hospital?No2:
The directions given to us were a little patchy, Dr.Scott:
Oh we are so lost!SCENE 28
EXTERIOR, DR EVILS LAIR
Austin and Agent 69 are preparing Agent69's bike for the off. Agent 69 starts to pull on a pair of jeans.
Austin:
Hey baby we haven't got time for fashion decisions.Agent 69:
There speaks a man who has obviously never ridden a motorbike in a bikini.Austin does little head on side bad joke puppy face
Agent 69:
Come on we've got to get on their tails.Austin:
It's a huge silver bus, I don't think we'll miss itAgent 69:
Remind me again how close to Vegas we are Austin?Austin does little head on side bad joke puppy face
Agent 69 gets on the motorbike and looks back over her shoulder.
Agent 69:
Hop on babyAustin:
Grrr baby GrrrGets on Bike they drive off.
SCENE 29
INTERIOR, THE EVIL BUS
Dr Evil, Scott and Frau are in the back of the bus. No2 Is driving.
Frau is lying on the floor, holding on to the pole things and doing the breathy exercises which are getting more urgent.
Scott:
You're a doctor do something!Dr Evil:
Ya, they're not big on obstetrics in evil medical school. Not much call for evil midwives. Bigger on reanimation of dead flesh, cloning that sort of thing.Frau shouts
Scott and Dr Evil jump back.
Dr Evil
(quietly to Scott) I don't think anyone is getting out of this bus alive.No2:
(Looking into the mirror) Powers is on our tail DrDr Evil:
More important things going on back here no2No2:
Shall I try and lose him?Scott:
(quietly to Dr Evil) did you see that will smith film where the chicks having a her kid in the cab and these tentacles, like, shoot out and swing will smith about the road?Dr Evil:
(looking nervously back at Frau) ya, that's not likely to happen here though is it?Scott:
Don't ask me, you're the doctor.Both edge back nervously.
No2:
I think I've lost themCUT TO ROADSIDE,
Austin and Agent 69 are standing next to her bike.
Austin:
They've lost us.Intelligence call goes off on bike.
Basil:
So how did it go Agent 69, Austin?Austin:
We've lost them Basil.Basil:
Oh. Well you've got four days to find them before the weather machine starts up.Agent 69:
Four days? But we thought.Basil:
Well we realised you kept saving the world at the last minute so we thought that if you thought that it was the last minute then…Austin:
got you, good plan yeah.Transmission ends.
Austin:
four days eh?Agent 69:
WowAustin;
We can relax a bit I suppose.Agent 69:
Which way did they go?Austin:
(pointing vaguely) That way I thinkAgent 69:
kayShe starts the bike up again and they meander off in that general direction.
SCENE 30
INTERIOR, THE EVIL BUS.
Scott and Dr Evil stand around looking shocked. Frau is obviously set to pop the sprog.
Scott:
Do something!Dr Evil:
Ok, I'm the doctor, I can do this.He approaches Frau who grabs him by the throat and squeezes.
Frau
(with narrowed eyes and through gritted teeth) If you so much as touch me I will snap you like a twig.Dr Evil's eyes bulge out.
Frau throws him to the side and he lies there wheezing.
Scott:
I heard that in china they like just sit down in a field and carry on or something.Dr Evil
(lying on the floor wheezing) Not helping Scott.No2 skids the bus to a halt and climbs into the back.
No2:
Frau you might want to start pushing nowScott:
(in awe) She'll destroy himNo2 approaches Frau
Frau:
HIIIIIIIIII!No2
(to Scott): Scott, could I have your shirt?Scott takes off the baggy overshirt thing he usually wears as a jacket and passes it to No2.
Frau:
HIIIIIIIIIIII!The sound of a child's cry. No2 wraps the baby in Scott's shirt and hands it to Frau.
Scott:
Dude you got baby goop all over my shirt.Frau:
Junge oder Madchen?No2:
It's a boy, and may I say he's the image of yourself Dr.Dr Evil
(still lying on the floor and wheezing) Ya, trying to breath here.CAMERA PANS ROUND TO HEAD SHOT OF DR EVIL LYING ON THE FLOOR
Dr Evil
(to camera) Ya, I thought that it would be a girl too. Or twins at least.SCENE 31
EXTERIOR, ROADSIDE.
Austin and Agent 69 sit at the roadside. Agent 69 is using the lap top computer.
Austin:
Have you got a fix on the Evil bus yet?Agent 69:
it seems to be driving in circles about 200 miles from here?SCENE 32
INTERIOR, THE EVIL BUS
No2 is still driving, Dr Evil is lying on the floor still. Scott stands looking out of the front of the bus.
Frau sitting Persil fresh holds baby Attilla who has acquired a quasi-futuristic romper suit.
Scott:
We are so lostFrau:
jaDr Evil:
YaThe stand, lie, sit and drive in silence for a moment. Frau bounces baby Attilla.
Scott:
When Josh's mom had his brother, Josh and his dad got so drunk they didn't come home for two days. His mom was so pissed (in the American sense).Dr Evil:
Cool.No2:
I think I can see some sort of truck stop ahead Dr.INTERIOR, TRUCK STOP/ OUT OF TOWN RESTURAUNT/ BAR.
The door opens, Dr Evil, Scott, no2, Frau and baby Attilla enter. They are approached by a women for whom the word perky was invented.
Perky girl:
Party name?Dr Evil:
Pardon? Oh, Evil.Perky girl:
OK. Mr Evil if you'd like to go on through someone will serve you soon .The special is chicken fried steak and tonight is kareoke night!Dr Evil:
Dr actually.Perky girl
(false smile) Ok, you and your family have a good time now Dr Evil!They walk through to the main area and sit at a table. They pick up menus.
Dr Evil:
The buffalo wings look quite good I think.He turns to face the waiter who has just cleared his throat to get their attention. They lower their menus and we see it is mini-me.
Mini-me recognises them and his face lights up. Tacky 'reunion' music plays.
Dr Evil:
Mini-me! What are you doing here?Mini-me shrugs
Dr Evil:
People it's mini-me. Come and join us mini- me. You shouldn't be serving. Mini-me is home!Scott:
Jeez it's like the freaking Brady Bunch.Mini-me slides up the bench next to Dr Evil, which means he is opposite Frau, who holds baby Attilla close to her chest and snarls.
Dr Evil:
(whispering to mini-me) you don't want to screw about with her mini-me she's like a fricking she wolf.No2 and Scott nod
SCENE 33
EXTERIOR, FREEWAY
Austin and Agent 69 are on Agent 69's bike, Agent is looking at the laptop which is balanced on the handlebars. She is driving at the same time.
Austin:
69?Agent 69:
(distracted) yes?Austin:
LOOK OUT!Agent 69 looks up and swerves to avoid the huge big rig which is heading straight for them.
The stop at the edge of the road and watch as her laptop is swept under the wheels of the truck, crushing it into a million pieces.
Austin;
That's not good.Agent 69:
yeah. No it's not good. I mean I'll be able to track the Evil bus on yours though if you can get it off the back of the bike for me.Austin:
Ah…Agent 69: Austin?
Austin
(looking guilty) Yeah, umm, I'm sorry baby. I kind of broke mine in the motel room.Agent 69 looks aghast
Austin:
Hey baby I thought we'd be ok I didn't know how to use it any way and you had yours.Agent 69
(lighting a cigarette) We are so screwed.SCENE 34
INTERIOR, TRUCK STOP / OUT OF TOWN RESTURAUNT/ BAR.
No2 sits at the bar playing with a box of matches. In the background the velvet underground song 'Candy says' is playing (this is a very mournful song not chosen merely for it's title) He looks around at the people laughing and stuff. He looks at Scott who having it seems gotten over Kirstyn is chatting up perky girl. He looks at Dr Evil who has mini-me back. He looks sadly back at his drink.
Unseen Barman:
Hey Kandy another pitcher to table 4.Kandy's voice:
Ok hun load em up.No2 startled back to earth looks in the direction of the voice. The speaker is a not unattractive women aged around 35-40. Not a supermodel but definitely not Nixon's ugly cousin.
No2
(turns towards her): Kandygirl ?Kandy
(looking puzzled) Yeah sugar, do I know you?No2:
Big boyKandy:
Oh! (puts her hand to her mouth)They turn around suddenly distracted as the kareoke compere starts to introduce someone.
Kareoke compere:
I'd like to introduce tonight's first plucky entrants to the 'Kareoke Korrall'(he reads from a card) Apparently this is going out for little baby Attilla (spotlight swings round to baby Attilla and Frau who looks embarrassed and waves. women in the audience make 'aah' type noises. One man says dude in a highly surprised, and not a little revolted, manner) Dr and Scott Evil singing that old 'Kink's' favourite 'Stop all your sobbing'
Lights go up on stage.
Dr Evil:
It is time for you stop all of your sobbing, yes it's time for you to stop all of your sobbing.Scott:
UhuhuDr Evil and Scott:
There's one thing you got to do, to make me still want you.Scott:
Gotta stop yeh sobbing now.Dr Evil:
Yeah.Scott:
Stop it,Dr Evil and Scott:
Gotta stop yeh sobbing nowSCENE 35
EXTERIOR, FREEWAY
Agent 69 and Austin are on 69's bike speeding along the freeway.
Austin:
What do we do now? We can't just give up baby that's not my style.Agent 69:
We can't find Dr Evil until we get a new laptop. M.O.D won't fly one in until tomorrow at least.Agent 69 looks in her wing mirror and sees how sad Austin looks.
Agent 69:
Why don't we relax tonight? There's a bar along here somewhere.Austin nods sadly. They pull off at a junction and park outside the truckstop/Restaurant/bar.
Agent 69 takes off her helmet, her hair flows out nicely. Austin takes off his helmet and he has really bad hat hair and looks like a maniac. They walk into the restaurant.
Perky girl approaches them
Perky girl:
Group name?Austin:
Powers, Austin Danger Powers.Perky girl looks questioningly at Agent 69
Agent 69:
SmithPerky girl
: OK. Mr and Mrs Smith if you'd like to go on through someone will serve you soon .The special is chicken fried steak and tonight is kareoke night!Austin:
Hey, why did she believe you?Agent 69:
Come on you Muppet let's get a drink.They walk into the bar/restaurant area and are met by the site of Dr Evil and Scott mid Kareoke.
Dr Evil and Scott:
Got to stop your sobbing now!Agent 69:
Wow. That's an amazing coincidenceAustin:
Stop those kareoke singers!Kandy:
hey hun we've had worseAustin and agent 69 rush up onto the stage but Scott and Dr Evil run off stage.
Dr Evil:
You'll never get us Austin Powers!Scott:
umm. Why?Dr Evil:
Ya, right. Run!They run out of the bar and jump into the bus roaring off with Scott driving. Austin jumps on just as they drive off with Agent 69 following on the bike.
Austin stands at the front of the bus and chases Dr Evil as he runs to the back of the bus and up the stairs (English double decker routemaster bus remember) they end up on the roof of the bus.
Dr Evil stands facing forward swaying slightly with the motion of the bus as it sweeps around corners due to the fact that an 18year old is driving.
Dr Evil
(holds up the weather remote): is this what you want Mr Powers?Austin:
Well kind of yes.CAMERA SWITCHES TO AGENT 69'S VIEWPOINT BEHIND THE BUS LOOKING UP.
Agent 69 balances on the bike seat and prepares to jump.
CUT BACK TO THE BUS ROOF
Dr Evil:
You'll never get it Mr Powers, because you would have to kill me first and the one thing that I know you could never do Mr Powers is kill.Austin:
Umm no. (gestures to self) Austin Powers licensed to kill remember? Killed more of your private army than you've had hot dinners?Scott
(from below) AssJust as Dr Evil is about to reply to Scott he is knocked off his feet by Agent 69 who jumps on him from behind takes the weather remote rolls along the bus roof and pulls Austin off the bus roof. They go flying through the air and land in a pile of compost. She presses a few buttons on the controls and the words Evil tron 1999 Deprogrammed flashes up.
Austin:
Dr Evil got away again baby!Agent 69:
But you saved the world Austin. And you got the weather remote.Austin:
But.Agent 69:
You got the weather remote.The communications signal goes off.
Basil:
Austin? Agent 69? How did it go?Austin:
Dr Evil got away!Agent 69;
But Austin got the weather remoteBasil:
Good show Austin. We'll send a plane for you immediately! (looks at Austin and Agent 69 who are covered in compost) And we'll make sure it's got a shower in it.Communication finishes
Austin turns to Agent 69
Austin:
Why did you say it was me. Why don't you take the credit that's due to you?Agent 69:
I invent things people want to use. You wouldn't want to take that from me would you?Austin shakes his head in a puzzled way.
Agent 69:
You've made an image, a personality that people want to use. You invented Austin Powers, it's not important what you did, It's what people think you did that they'll remember. I wouldn't want to damage your product.Austin Powers:
I'm a love machine baby! (grins)CUT TO CREDITS
MID CREDITS SEQUENCE
INTERIOR, STUDIO, THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
Jerry Springer stands holding a microphone the caption reads: 'The Jerry Springer appeal: Evil and Homeless'
Jerry Springer:
Today on The Springer appeal: Evil and homeless, we have some old friends of the show, if I can use the word friends to describe the people who have tried to both deafen and kill me in the course of one showCAMERA PANS OUT TO REVEAL KANDY, NO2, MINI-ME, FRAU AND BABY ATTILLA SEATED ON THE STAGE.
Springer approaches Frau.
Springer:
Do you think you could describe your problem to the viewers?Frau:
Ja, Well Jerry, Scott Evil mien eldest son und Dr Evil the father of this adorable little baby… (close up of frankly disturbing child)No2:
And leader of Evil corp.Frau:
Ja, ja und leader of Evil corp have run away in the Evil bus und...Crowd jeers
Frau:
They were being chased by British agents!Badly dressed Southern woman in the audience stands up.
Badly dressed Southern woman:
That Dr Evil wants to learn him some respect. If he was mine I'd whup his arse so badly.General crowd agreement
Frau:
nien, nien, nien (fire, police or ambulance? *snerk*) you don't understand. They took the only set of keys to the evil corp complex we had. We've had to live with Kandy here (gestures to Kandy)Kandy:
Yeah, but now mah landlords threatening to evict meJerry Springer:
(to camera) So, do you have any information that could prevent this woman, her baby and this weird midget thing from being thrown out on the street? Call the Springer appeal: Evil and homeless on….FADE UP CREDITS
POST-CREDIT SEQUENCE
INTERIOR, MAIN CHAMBER DR EVIL'S LAIR.
The main chamber is deserted and in darkness except for the video screen which is still lit up with the images of the world leaders.
World leader on video screen clears his throat
Indian world leader:
Hello, is there any body there?World leader who gave hospital address:
Do you think they've forgotten about us?American world leader:
We can't take that riskIndian world leader:
You never want to take a risk. I want to take a risk.World leader who gave hospital address:
It's just I had theatre tickets and my wife…START TO FADE TO DARKNESS
Indian world leader:
look, they're fading to black they must have forgotten usAmerican world leader:
We can't take that riskWorld leader who gave hospital address:
My wife…American world leader:
With the greatest respect screw your wifeIndian world leader:
We'd have to break the date with yours firstWorld leader who gave hospital address sniggers
American world leader;
Why you!FADES TO SILENCE TO THE SOUND OF FIGHT BREAKING OUT
THE END
