The First and Last Episode of Tale Spin

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As Baloo and Kit tried to escape the pirates, one of the bullets hit Kit. Moments later, Baloo was hit. The plane crashed in the ocean, and neither of them were ever heard from again. Karnage threw a fit because he hadn't gotten to 'severely place injury on de boy.' A confused Rebecca Cunningham arrived at Baloo's Air Service only to find no one there, so she left again.

The End

A/N: This is just a little blurb I wrote after watching a TS episode. It struck me as rather curious that the plane got shot up, the windshield got shot up, and even the seats got shot up, but the people never got shot up. Reviews are appreciated. Flame if you feel the need to release your hatred of my story that burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns...plus one.