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Marik: Odion! I have obtained the seventh millennium item, the puzzle! Bring the other items and the god cards into my chamber.
Odion: Yes, master.
(Circa ten min. later)
Marik: Now put them on the desk and bolt the door. (Odion does so). (Marik continues): Now, stand in the middle of the room, in the circle surrounded by hieroglyphs. (Odion obeys)
Marik: Now I will summon Hyarma, one of the priests who made the millennium items, and my ancestor, so he can show me how to access the total power of the millennium items and the god cards. And you, Odion, will be the body into which his spirit will enter!
Odion: No master, plea-
Marik: Silence, mind slave! (A gold millennium eye glows on Odions forehead.) Now I summon Hyarma, with the power of the pharaoh, the god cards and ram himself! And I use the power of the eye and rod to find the soul of Hyarma, and use the power of the scale and ring to send Odion's soul to the shadow realm, and the key and necklace to let Hyarma into Odion's blank mind!
Hyarma/Odion: I Llliiivvve! Bwahaha!
Marik: I summoned you, and saved your soul from the endless torment of the Shadow Realm. Take the necklace and see.
Hyarma: Yes, I see. Odion, the ceremony, you.
Marik: Excellent. You are in the body of my top rare hunter. I also reconstructed your deck, and it even includes Obelisk. By the way, a few of the original owners of the millennium items are still alive and have a way of making things work out for them, so I suggest we take care of them quickly.
Hyarma: Great! Afterwards, I can show you how to access the total power of the millennium items.
Marik: We were really productive today. Some people just sit in front of a computer screen all day, reading mindless drivel.
Hyarma: How should I know anything about that?! Computers were invented a two or three thousand years after my time!
Marik: Yeah, I just kinda assumed that you would learn everything that happened in three thousand 's go get some food! And end this embarrassing conversation!
Hyarma: What do you expect me to do?! Spend three thousand years using the millennium necklace?!
Marik: Let's just go find the first owners of the millennium items.
Hyarma: Fine.
