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Warning: This story contains explicit scenes, unrealistic proportions and actions regarding the human body as well as other contents suited for mature readers only. If such content does not appeal to you and your preference, kindly leave.
Well, this is it fellas, my first attempt at writing a Fairy Tail crossover. Don't mind the mistakes and irregularities; after all it is the first chapter. Give me as much ideas as you can.
VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: If you have read my other stories, then you know that I give my main character certain quirks only unique to them. Don't ask why, it makes the character engaging and sometimes very comical.
On that note, please do not complain about the quirks I have given to this MC. Those are part of his character and development. I have also tried my best to not follow the normal protocol of Fairy Tail stories that I have read.
My story will be confusing sometimes, but don't react. Simply express your ideas on the chapter at hand rather than what I have planned. Meaning say what you think WILL happen instead of what SHOULD happen.
I hope I have cleared any confusion. With those out of the way, I will let you get to the story. Enjoy and please let me know what you think about it. You can give me ideas for scenes but I have already arranged the overall plot.
Fairy Tail, Magnolia
It was a relatively peaceful day for the citizens of the quaint little city … well as quiet and peaceful it could be when a chaotic and utterly destructive guild such as Fairy Tail was located in its midst. Days like these were rarely seen, but they were so dearly missed.
The peace and quiet could be associated with a certain redheaded woman's return to the city.
When the normally destructive guild was all serene and peaceful, it was more likely that the redhead known as Erza Scarlet was back from her quest.
But when the already ear-deafening cries of battle would skyrocket, everyone knew what or rather who was responsible for that 'blessing'. Magnolia really was thankful for the person's tendency to take missions that took longer to finish, otherwise not a single building would be spared from his destructive antics.
"Bad news guys… Erza is back!"
Fortunately … or unfortunately for Lucy, she had no idea that said person was on a quest at the moment and that if he had been here, his presence would've totally changed her image of the guild forever. One person's impending approach was already stressing her out.
"She isn't even here and everyone is freaking out" the busty blonde muttered worriedly. The person wasn't even here and she could already see more than a few of the Wizards turning sickly pale from stress and fear.
Even she was a little scared.
"She is the strongest female Wizard we've got" a beautiful white haired girl said beside the blonde, a sweet smile on her face as she pointed to two of her fellow Wizards. "Look at how Natsu and Gray are acting"
Okay scratch that, she was freaked out!
If someone as hotheaded as Natsu was acting all chummy with his arch nemesis out of fear, if the way they were hugging and smiling was any indication, then she had every right to be scared.
"E-even they are scared?"
"A while ago, Natsu challenged her to a fight and she beat him up like a drum." Mirajane giggled softly, eliciting a gasp from the busty blonde. "She found Gray walking around naked and beat him up too"
Both of them deserved the beating but come on! She did not need to know that this newly approaching lady had beat up the supposedly heavy hitters of the guild all by herself. She was already scared shitless!
"Don't forget about Loke, Mira" Cana remarked from the sidelines, a vicious smirk flashing on her beautiful visage as she drank from her glass.
The resident Card Wizard of Magnolia had the appearance of a busty young woman with long, wavy brown hair and black mischievous eyes and pouty lips perpetually stuck in a seductive smirk. The young brunette wore simple attire, in the sense that it left measly little for the imagination.
A blue bikini top futilely trying to contain a pair of heavy and wobbling spheres of flesh, brown skin-tight pants tightly stretched over her wide hips and snuggly hugging the phatness of her plump rear and thick thighs.
"Oh I remember alright" the silverette giggled cutely. "Loke tried to hit on her and got served"
"He deserved it though" Cana chirped in. "That playboy-wannabe should count his lucky stars that HE wasn't present at the moment, otherwise he'd be dead by now"
Even the docile girl couldn't help but agree with the brunette on that one. That guy did not appreciate any guy making moves on his 'babies', as he so eccentrically called them.
Even Lucy forgot about the impending doom for a second as she looked between the two girls in confusion. "I am sorry, who're you guys talking about?"
"You'll meet him soon enough" the busty Card Wizard replied vaguely, hiding a mischievous smirk behind her glass of beer. Oh yeah, very soon indeed. She could almost smell his scent in the air … so strong, potent and intoxicating.
Sounds of heavy footsteps and the familiar clang of armor reverberated around the guildhall as the shadow of a disfigured being approached them. Strolling into the wide wooden hall with a giant horn situated firmly upon her shoulders was a beautiful red haired girl.
The redhead's upper body was protected by a set of silver armor, leaving her arms exposed up to her elbows, though the familiar bulge at the front of her attire hinted at an impressive pair of breasts.
A short blue skirt hung low on her thick hips and barely hid away the sheer plumpness of her prodigious butt, exposing muscular but feminine thighs and long legs covered in knee-high boots.
Even Lucy, a girl who prided herself on her beauty, couldn't help but admire the feminine allure of the redhead, not to mention she actually looked like a real woman, instead of a young girl like her.
"I have returned…" Erza announced loudly, pausing mid-sentence to look around the guildhall for a familiar face. Everyone but the newcomer knew why she stopped. "I see, so he isn't here. I wondered why the hall was less chaotic than usual"
'Wait.., does that mean that it's even more destructive than this?!' the busty Heartfilia heiress lamented inwardly, a worried expression crossing over her visage. She seriously DID NOT need to hear that. The current condition of the hall was already getting on her last nerves.
Mira, seeing the look on her face, couldn't help but giggle in amusement. "Welcome back Erza. He isn't here, so is Master."
"I figured as much" the redhead retorted calmly, gazing around the hall with her sharp eyes before she settled on her target. "Since he isn't here, I suppose the two of you will do just fine"
"What do you need us for?" Gray asked quietly, a confused look on his face. He was a young black haired boy with an unusual habit of striping out of the blue, but trained in the arts of Ice Make magic.
"I heard something on the road that's been troubling me. Normally I'd consult with either Master or Naruto on the matter but since both of them are absent, I am forced to take action myself since its urgent." The redhead explained briefly, making sure that her words were properly heard and understood. "I'm gonna need the two of you to come with me"
While the rest of the guild was too busy murmuring to themselves about the unexpected team, Lucy had a much pressing question to ask.
"Who is Naruto?" the blonde Celestial Wizard asked quietly. The guy must be something if Erza considered him in the same league as Makarov.
The busty silverette gave off one of her sweet giggles, followed by a slurred chuckle from Cana. "Erza's boyfriend"
"She has a boyfriend?!"
The busty blonde chuckled sheepishly when the aforementioned redhead gave her a sharp look. Okay, maybe that question came out wrong. I mean the idea of Erza Scarlet landing a boyfriend was more likely than her own luck but it was still surprising that THE Titania had accepted someone as her equal.
"Yes, she does" the Take-Over Wizard replied humorously, covering her mouth with a delicate hand. "In fact, she made the first move. And good thing too, otherwise the poor dear would've been left heartbroken. Naruto may be our strongest Wizard but he could be denser than a brick wall"
What a day that had been.
"Now I really want to meet this guy" the Heartfilia heiress muttered.
"Careful what you wish for" Cana interrupted with a vague smirk, confusing the blonde Wizard. "He may just be more than you can handle"
She doubted anyone could handle that guy. She should know… she tried and failed deliciously. At least that failure gave her a valuable lesson and something else. But nothing is going to stop her from trying … even the failures had their own rewards.
"Cana, don't scare her" Mira admonished lightly, though a small mischievous smile could be seen flashing on her lips. They didn't need the busty blonde to escape out of fear before their favorite Wizard could have a meeting with her.
"Ok, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Is he even scarier than Erza?" Lucy couldn't help but ask, a looming sense of anxiety washing over her form when the brunette Alberona simply smirked.
"You will see"
The busty Celestial Wizard wasn't given much time to contemplate on her words before the door to the guildhall was kicked open, almost ripping the door from its hinges as a tall shadow appeared at the gateway.
"Fear not bitches, for Naruto Uzumaki is here to bless your sorry asses!"
The young man appeared to be somewhere around Erza's age group with a lean but muscular body, an unkempt and spikey mop of red hair and two bangs framing either sides of his sharp facial features. Blessed with the most intense blue eyes ever, the unnatural glow of his blue orbs only enhanced the natural but feral aura of his visage.
Perhaps the most interesting attribute were the whisker-like markings on his cheeks and relatively sharp canines protruding from his upper lips, giving the redhead an aura of feral dominance. The redhead wore a high-collared red robes with gold trims along the collar and sleeves extending all the way to his shins, along with a large, flowing black toga draped around his torso.
Admittedly, while Naruto had expected a lot of reactions from the guild, an atmosphere of pin-drop silence was not one of them. The fact that they were not celebrating his glorious return could only mean one thing.
Erza was back.
"Okay, where is my little spitfire?" Naruto asked loudly, sharp blue eyes roaming over the hall to find his drop-dead gorgeous red haired bombshell of a partner. And he found her, standing beside what was unmistakably the horn of a slayed creature and fuming at him.
"Did you just call me a bitch?" Yup, she was back and pissed off. But nothing one steamy, hot kiss on her rosy lips couldn't cure.
"Is that how you welcome your boyfriend?" he interrupted, flashing the redhead a feral smirk. Sadly for him, the smirk had little effect on Erza, though a certain blonde could feel herself getting weak in the knees from the sheer lust behind his gaze.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Ok, then good chat" the robe-clad Wizard snickered, causing the Wizards to face-fault. "Where is my drinking buddy?"
The busty Alberona Wizard raised her glass to get the redhead's attention, a wide smirk on her seductive face. "Over here lover boy"
'Lover boy!' Lucy mused in surprise, looking at Erza for a reaction, only to receive a twitching eyebrow of annoyance. How could Erza not go on a rampage when her guy was hitting on another woman and said woman was openly calling him lover boy?
"Just the girl I was looking for" Naruto replied excitedly, hurriedly making his way to the half-naked Alberona brunette as he reached for an invisible pocket in his crimson robes. "I got the perfect gift for us."
"Oh yeah?"
The robe-clad redhead slammed a giant bottle of sake down on the table with a wide grin, causing the voluptuous Wizard to gasp in surprise. "This little baby is gonna leave us tipsy for hours. Put on your church shoes and start churning butter, cause we're about to drink our heads off!"
"That… makes no sense" Gray muttered unsurely.
"Naruto, fight m… OUCH HEY!" The resident Fire Dragon Slayer wasn't given much time to finish his sentence before a kick to the stomach sent him flying away.
"Do you mind? We are doing some serious strategizing over here" the redhead snapped, directing a disapproving glare at the groaning boy. "The future of our livers are at stakes here, can't you see the severity of the situation?"
'He is weird' the blonde Celestial Wizard concluded in a deadpan. 'Hot for sure but definitely weird"
"Anyways, where was I?" Naruto asked absentmindedly, trying to wave off a certain redhead's drilling gaze at the back of his head.
"Stop whatever you're trying to do and listen to me" Erza growled impatiently, effectively snapping Naruto out of his stupor. "We've a new recruit and you are presenting the wrong image here"
"A new recruit, you say?" the redhead exclaimed excitedly. "Where is she?"
"How do you know it's a she?" Mira asked amusingly.
"I smell an additional scent in the hall" the redhead replied toothily, looking around the hall before his eyes focused on the source of the new scent. "Holy cow, her tits are huge!"
THWACK!
The redhead didn't even feel the fist implanted in his skull as he stared at a shivery Lucy. He wasn't kidding; the young bombshell had entire cantaloupes for breasts stuck under her orange shirt. And that blue short skirt did not even try to properly cover the fatness of her prodigious rear or plump thighs, obscenely stretching around her wide hips.
She was like a living sex doll! He was going to tap that fat bimbo ass even if it was the last thing he ever did.
"Why is he staring at me like that?" the Heartfilia heiress asked in a shaky tone, a dark blush on her cheeks as she tried to control both her embarrassment at being stared … as well as arousal from the feral hunger behind his blue orbs.
She could feel him almost drilling through her clothes and eyeing her endowments with a predatory look on his face…. and by God was it making her pussy drip with lubricating juices.
"Oh my, I think you just found a place in his list" the Strauss heiress giggled softly, earning an anxious look from Lucy. The poor girl had no idea what kind of torture was coming her way in the future. It would be a pussy-dripping but mind-shattering torture for the little girl.
"Stop gaping at her like a lecherous horn dog!" Erza snapped angrily, continuously punching the stupefied redhead on his head, but to no avail. What the hell was his body made off? She could feel the bones of her hand almost cracking from the continuous assault and he wasn't even fazed.
"Oh don't worry, Lucy, he may be a massive pervert but he doesn't bite" the silver haired Wizard interrupted softly, giggling softly as Erza tried to snap Naruto out of his trance. The least she could do was comfort the blonde before Naruto started using his magic on her.
"Don't listen to Mira" Naruto finally answered, a wide lecherous grin on his face as he approached the self-conscious blonde. "I do bite… a lot. Just ask this spitfire over here"
The famous Titania could feel every set of eyes turning on her as she blushed madly, inwardly suppressing a shiver of arousal as she recalled said biting. Oh how those feral biting excited h… NO, this wasn't the time to think about that!
"Excuse us for a few hours!"
"Hey wait a minute, I haven't even introduced myself!"
A massive sweatdrop appeared over the guildhall as the Wizards watched their resident strongest female recklessly drag their most powerful Wizard like a ragdoll out of the building, making a beeline for their shared apartment no doubt.
Only a selected few knew what was going to happen next and unfortunately that knowledge only made them inwardly curse the two redheads for their luck.
Slightly recovering from her stupor, the Heartfilia heiress couldn't help but gap at the doorway like a fish out of water. "What just happened?"
The only answer she received was collective groans from the elderly Wizards and knowing chuckles from both Mira and Cana. While she had no idea what the hell all that was about, but she guessed it was something dirty if the perverted giggles coming from Mira and Cana were any indication.
Oshibana Station
The next morning, Team Natsu, as it was formally called by the guild, found themselves swiftly approaching Oshibana Station after getting informed that the Dark Guild, Eisenwald had taken control of it, just like the previous stations.
The only problem… Naruto didn't appear as he had been told and they had been forced to simply leave him behind. Powerful he may be, but the redhead had a very annoying habit of showing up late and offering the most ridiculous of reasons for said tardiness.
Erza had yet to calm down from his recent stunt.
Naruto arrived just in time to witness Erza use her … exceptionally useful methods of 'questioning' to gather the necessary information before approaching the station. Quietly approaching from behind, the redhead stealthily sat just behind an unsuspecting Lucy and blatantly ogled her plump behind.
He would've enjoyed the view of her phat cheeks wobbling deliciously with every single insignificant movement if he had controlled his lecherous giggles.
"Pervert!" Lucy's reaction was perfectly normal, if a tad violent. The busty Celestial Wizard let go of a dazed Natsu and rounded up on the pervert ogling her ass, delivering a vicious kick to the stomach.
"What did I do?!"
Eyes widened to impossible proportions, Lucy realized that she had just kicked Natsu in the face hard enough to send him flying away. Hadn't she been helping the pink haired boy walk due to some lingering effects of his motion sickness? How the hell did he even get behind her that quickly?
Feeling movements under her right arm, which was previously draped over Natsu, the busty blonde almost boiled in anger and embarrassment as she felt a large hand boldly fondle her breasts, hefting the heavy globes as if inspecting merchandise.
"Hands off pervert!"
"It wasn't me!"
This time, her right hook connected with a wide eyed Gray, mercilessly connecting with his left cheek and sending skidding towards Natsu. "I am sorry! Someone just groped me, I swear!"
"You guys have no shame whatsoever" Naruto announced from behind the group, gaining the attention of the two Wizards. "Fondling an innocent newbie like that"
"IT WAS YOU!" Natsu and Gray shouted in unison, pointing their fingers at him in accusation.
The redhead blinked innocently. "We just got here"
Score one for Substitution Jutsu. While he didn't get to fondle the massively plump cheeks of her fat butt, he did thoroughly inspect her tits. Man were they soft and perfectly suckable… fuckable was more like it actually.
He could already picture sucking her massive titties and drinking her milk like a starved baby.
"Wait, we?" the busty Celestial Wizard questioned, before her eyes focused on a small nine tailed fox perched on the redhead's shoulder. From the looks of it, it was clearly a female one. "Oh look at that cute fox!"
"Who the hell are you calling cute, you blonde cow? I am the great Nine Tailed fox, the strongest of all the …"
"Just ignore her"
A cloud of depression hovered above the voluptuous blonde as the multi-tailed fox ranted her ears off about being the strongest being and practically called her a cow! It was not her fault that she had huge udders!
"… So know your place and kneel before my excellence, you unworthy mortal!" the newly named Kurama shouted, angrily stomping her stubby feet upon Naruto's shoulders as she glared at Lucy.
"You done?" the redhead deadpanned, eyeing his now panting partner with a twitching eyebrow.
"Yeah… I am done"
"What the hell took you so long?" an angry Titania yelled from the front of the station, stomping towards them in anger. Seems she was done with her 'productive' questioning.
"Oh, we were on our way to the station when we encountered a dark guild and had to fight them. But then a black cat crossed our path and we had to take the long way around. And then …"
"YOU LIAR!" the two partners sweatdropped when the entire group growled at him, except a confused but still frowning Lucy.
"Anyways, what are we waiting for?" the robes-clad redhead declared excitedly before he turned to Lucy and scratched the back of his head. "Who are you again?"
"W-what? I am Lucy!"
Unfortunately for her, Naruto had already sprinted into the station like a headless chicken, leaving a severely depressed Lucy behind.
Erza patted the Celestial Wizard on the back comfortingly. "Don't worry, he has a bad habit of forgetting names and people, don't let it get to you"
The blonde bombshell nodded unsurely. "Yes ma'am"
Inside
"Welcome, Fairy Tail insects!"
"Did that stripping dude just call me an insect?" Kurama asked, a huge tic mark pulsing on her forehead as she and Naruto entered the main hall. Bodies of guards were strewn across the floor, no doubt work of the dark guild.
"Yup"
"And you're not gonna avenge my pride?" the tiny fox growled at her partner, who was busy staring at the leader of the guild, while scratching the back of his head.
"Do I know that guy?" Sometimes not remembering people was just so vexing because he didn't know if he was meeting them for the first time or they'd already shared history.
"How the hell should I know?"
"Naruto!"
"Oh hey Sugar-tits" the redheaded Wizard greeted casually, causing Lucy to almost fall on her face from sheer shock when she heard the nickname. "Does that guy look familiar to you?"
If the busty Requip Wizard heard his insulting nickname, she didn't react to it. "Yes, Eregor the Reaper"
Eregor was a middle aged man with a muscular physique and long silver hair, blue tattoos covering his exposed chest and a giant scythe resting on his shoulder. "So nice of you to join us, Titania Erza"
"Is this your doing, Eregor?"
"Why are you asking him? It's clear that he did it?" Kurama grumbled indignantly, gaining a twitching eyebrow from the busty redhead. "Let's just go to town on their smug asses"
"Let me ask you a question, what do all stations have in common?" the half-naked Wizard asked smugly, hefting up his scythe as he hovered into the air.
"He is flying!" Happy added 'helpfully'. The robe-clad redhead was tempted to reward the blue cat for his brilliant skills of 'observation' to figure that part out.
"I am sorry, what was your question again?" Naruto asked innocently.
Any normal egotistical villain would've been enraged by his ignorance but Eregor was not such villain. He had sacrificed too much to simply waste his time on mere chitchat.
"Men, I leave these bugs in your capable hands!"
Seeing the shirtless Wizard disappear into thin air, Naruto turned to his group. "Nutcase and Gay, go out and keep the civilians as far away from the station as possible"
"IT'S NATSU/GRAY!"
They were sadly ignored. Giant tic marks pulsing on their foreheads, the two opposing Wizards and Happy sped towards the exit door, being followed by two of Eisenwald's goons.
"Sugar-tits, you follow the stripper guy and keep him from using whatever the hell it is he has" the redhead declared, having already forgotten its name. "Juggy and I will take care of these losers"
"MY NAME IS LUCY!"
"Why do I have to follow Eregor?" Erza complained stiffly, giving her boyfriend a pointed stare. Why the hell did he have such an effect on her? Any normal guy telling her to do something in that demanding tone would've been beaten to a pulp by now but she couldn't really bring herself to deny the redhead.
And it wasn't because he was her boyfriend either.
"Come here, sweetheart" Naruto gestured calmly, causing the confused redhead to walk towards the robe-clad Wizard with a raised eyebrow.
The busty Heartfilia heiress blushed crimson when Naruto hoisted the powerful Wizard by her slender waist, causing said redhead to wrap her strong legs around Naruto to support herself before their lips met in a passionate kiss.
Even the Wizards of the dark guild stopped whatever maniacal plans they had for the three to awkwardly stare at the two lovers practically suck each other's faces.
"So, you have no problem with following Eregor, right princess?" Naruto growled huskily, removing his lips from the redhead's swollen orifice and gently nibbled on her exposed neck.
"N-no" Erza replied weakly, tightly hugging the redhead to her neck as she felt the familiar throbbing of his manhood against her wet core.
"Good girl, do you know what reward will be waiting for you when we complete this quest?" he asked throatily, adventurous hands reaching down her blue skirt to grab as much he could of her phat rear as he sucked on her neck.
By the log, he loved fondling those massively fat wobbling cheeks of her rear. His hands would always disappear into the phat flesh. It had just the right amount of firmness and delicious fatness for him to enjoy.
Don't even get him started on her twins. Sadly she was keeping those heaving orbs of delicious, marshmallow flesh hidden beneath her armor.
"Please t-tell me"
"Your favorite meat rod covered in strawberry flavored frosting and just waiting for your hungry, voracious mouth to swallow it whole"
Almost all of the Eisenwald Wizards had passed out from blood loss, sprawled across the marble floor with wide, stupid grins and flushed cheeks. Lucy was no better.
The young Celestial Wizard had her red face covered by her hands, not wanting to watch the embarrassing and arousing scene any longer, even though she was still looking from between her fingers as steam poured out of her ears. 'They are so indecent and vulgar!'
Erza couldn't contain the moans of pleasure escaping her lips as she envisioned the scenario in great details. "O-oh my God!"
"That will be only the beginning, princess because a bucket load of scorching cream will be waiting to fulfill your appetite. If you promise to be a good girl, I'll lick your little kitty in the most intense, toe-curling and dirty way possible" Naruto purred in delight, giving one last suck to the red flesh before he withdrew his mouth and admired his handiwork.
"I w-will"
"Then go"
With one last delicate peck on the lips, a grinning Naruto directed his stupefied and lust-drowned partner towards the upper floor, watching as she absentmindedly kicked a daring Wizard in the face after he tried to stop her.
"W-what the hell was t-that!" Lucy finally found her voice and shouted at the redhead; face almost ready to boil from embarrassment. She was never going to admit that she absolutely hated the Requip Wizard at the moment for what she had received.
A simple kiss was enough to make THE Titania almost lose her mind, just what kind of skills did this guy had? She desperately wanted to know the full extent of his … expertise.
"She may be the strongest female Wizard of Fairy Tail but she is absolutely helpless against dirty talk and any type of PDA" the redhead replied cheekily, flashing her victory sign. "I swear her gullibility and innocence is just freaking adorable sometimes!"
"That's not what I meant! Don't you know that doing stuff like that in public is indecent!" the busty blonde yelled indignantly.
"Oh don't worry, honey-tits, we didn't rut like bunnies, so you should be grateful for that" Naruto retorted casually, blissfully waving off the busty blonde's glare for the nickname. "Where is my grumpy vixen?"
She had been here just a few minutes ago.
"Taking out these assholes whilst you were busy soft-soaping that redheaded hussy" Kurama announced dryly, huffing in childish annoyance as she sat upon a pile of unconscious Eisenwald Wizards.
"T-that was fast!" Among the two partners, Lucy had to admit she felt out of league … on two fronts. For one, the redhead was the biggest pervert she had ever encountered and was actually a successful one with actual skills to booth, if Erza's flabbergasted expression was anything to go by.
And his tiny nine tailed partner, who was several times smaller than her she might add, had taken an entire mob of dark Wizards all by herself without breaking a sweat.
"Good job, Kurama, remind me to give you a treat when we get back" Naruto exclaimed nonchalantly, giving his nine tailed partner a thumbs-up. "Come on, Jiggles, let's go!"
"THE NAME IS LUCY, GET IT RIGHT!"
Omake
(How Naruto Met Erza)
"For the last time, I am not Kushina Uzumaki, my name is Erza Scarlet of Fairy Tail" an annoyed redhead grumbled angrily as she crossed her arms over a pair of armor-covered breasts. "I'm neither her twin sister nor her long lost daughter; I don't even know her for crying out!"
Needless to say, the famous Titania was stuck explaining to a handsome but clingy fellow redhead that she had no relation to this Kushina he constantly spoke of. He had been minding his own business and moving among the populace before his eyes had found her.
And now she was stuck with him.
"Come on, don't joke with me" Naruto whined childishly as he followed the redhead through the busy town both of them were coincidently staying in. "Kurama agrees with me"
"No I don't, I SPECIFICALLY told you that this redheaded hussy was not anywhere near similar to my former … friend but did you listen to the mighty and beautiful Queen of the …"
Naruto ignored her ranting, all too familiar with Kurama's haughty attitude. He dared anyone to stop the tiny female fox from finishing her 'holy' speech once she started.
Erza, however, did not take kindly to being called a hussy and glared at the still talking fox. "What did you call me, you furball!?"
While the crimson fox had meant to roar like a mighty beast, only a hissy yelp came from her lips as she stomped around on Naruto's shoulder and glared daggers at the female knight. "Don't you dare call the almighty queen of the …"
"We are getting off topic here, Erka…"
"It's Erza!"
"Are you Kushina Uzumaki or not?" Naruto finished regardless, a frowning pout on his lips as he stared at the fuming redhead expectantly.
"Oh my God, you two are so annoying! I am not Kushina Uzumaki, I am Erza Fucking Scarlet!" the busty knight screamed in frustration, no longer able to handle the stress of being repeatedly asked a single question for the last hour or so. "I don't know her and I don't know you! So good bye and get away from me!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"...So is that a yay or nay on the whole being Kushina Uzumaki ordeal?" Naruto asked again, a massive sweatdrop sliding down his head when Erza fisted her hair in irritation and ran to her hotel room.
"You got your answer?" his foxy partner asked blankly as they watch Erza storm into the hotel like a bat out of hell.
"I am not convinced" the redhead retorted determinedly, a contemplating look crossing his features. "I will need to investigate properly and the only way I can do that is by being close to her."
"You gotta be kidding me?"
"She did say she was from Fairy Ass, right?"
"Fairy Tail"
"Same thing really"
"Whatever. So?"
"We are gonna find out more about this Fairy Ass and join"
The small fox sweatdropped. 'Here we go again"
THE END
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Naruto's clothes are similar to Zeref's, except the changes in color. As for Kurama, simply picture a fox form of Carla (the Exceed) with nine tails.
ALSO don't worry, COB is still set on course for its 24th chapter which will be released two days later. We are still on schedule, I simply had to get this idea out of my idea before it drove me insane.
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