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[Burr] It must be nice, it must be nice to have Washington on your side. It must be nice, it must be nice to have Washington on your side...

[Jefferson] Ev'ry action has it's equal opposite reaction

[Author's Note] Thank's for helping with my science class, Jefferson!

[TJeff] Thanks to Hamilton, our cab'net's fractured into factions. Try not to crack under the stress, we're breaking down like fractions.

We smack each other in the press, and we don't print retractions. I get no satisfaction witnessing his fits of passion, the way he primps and preen and dresses like the pits of fashion.

[Hamilton] That's rich, coming from the person in the purple coat.

[Might be Lafayette] IT'S MAGENTA, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! *ahem* Our poorest citizens, our farmers, live ration to ration as Wall Street robs 'em blind in search of chips to cash in. This prick is askin' for someone to bring him to task. Someone gimme some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him. I'll pull the trigger on him, someone load the gun and cock it. While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket.

[Hammy] *Pulls one-dollar bill out of pocket* You're right! I do have Washington in my pocket!

[Burr and Jefferson] It must be nice, it must be nice, to have Washington on your side. It must be nice, it must be nice, to have Washington on your side. Look back at the Bill of Rights

[Madison] Which I wrote!

[All] The ink hasn't dried

[Hamster] Yes it has.

[Jefferson] SHUT UP

[Mad hatter] So he's doubled the size of the government. Wasn't the trouble with much of our previous government size?

[Burr-ito] Look in his eyes!

[Jeff] See how he lies!

[Take your medicine] Follow the scent of his enterprise!

[Who has the Fluffiest hair?] Centralizing national credit, making American credit competitive!

[Madison] If we don't aid it, we aid and abet it!

[Jefferson?] SOUTHER MOTHER-F***ING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!

[Lin Manuel Miranda] That's not in the script until later...

[Hamilton] NOT SOUTHERN MOTHER-F***ING FEDERALISTS! (Except for John Adams cuz he sucks.)

[LMM] Oh no...

[Maybe Laurens has the fluffiest hair] DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!

[John Adams and Hamilton in agreement for once] FEDERALISTS!

[Madison watching from the sidelines] Maybe we should escape while we still can...

[Burr also watching from the sidelines] I agree...