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とてもクール、別の、

ベジアニメはこちら、

まだ光栄です。

Totemo kūru,-betsu no,

bejianime wa kochira,

mada kōeidesu.

So Cool, Another,

Veggie Anime is here,

I am honored still.

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The setting is in space again, but this time, it is different. Bob-San and Larry-Kun are facing off yet again, but with extra people on each other's side.

From Tokyo, the world's greatest Magical Girl superhero is a young woman by the name of Usagi Rubarb.

But, fighting crime by moonlight, winning hearts by daylight, never giving up without a real fight, she is the one also called Sailor Petunia.

She wears a white shirt with a navy blue skirt. Her red hair is tied into odango buns, there is a red scarf around her neck and a moon symbol upon her forehead.

"AKIHABARA!" Petunia states, making a pose while a *SHIIIIIING* sound effect comes inexplicably out of nowhere.

Born in the strange lab of noted asparagus scientist Dr. Osamu—in an attempt to give life back to his deceased son, it's ASTRO JUNIOR!

A little asparagus boy with black, painted-on pants appears suddenly. He has black prawns, and massive, pie-like eyes. The only thing distinguishing him from a flesh-and-juice asparagus, is that he is entirely made from METAL!

"Here I come, Astro Junior,

On my flight in-to spaaace,

Rocket high, through the sky,

What ad-ven-tures, shall I make,

Todayyyyy!" The boy sings in a cute, childlike voice.

Suddenly, Bob-San and Larry-kun emerge as well, ready to fight. They look at each other and smile.

"TEAM-POWER UP!" They both exclaim. "KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Perhaps the greatest, unnecessarily large power-up scene takes place. Bob combines his red armor with Larry's armor, and with it, an enormous red and green sword is forged along with an equally as large samurai helmet. The two charge at Sailor Petunia and Astro-Junior, both teams yelling at the top of their lungs.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

"—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Both teams collide in a fiery explosion. Part of the explosion even forms a new galaxy.

—-

"...this is so weird." Petunia glumly states and blows back a strand of her hair. "Look honey, I appreciate your interests and all, but maybe your little anime "RP" thing is getting WAYYYY out of control."

"I kinda like it!" Junior replied. "I'm a cute robo-boy! PSHEW PSHEW!" He fired his nerf gun while making gun sounds.

"I'm leaving." Petunia replied as she threw off her red scarf and fake Sailor Moon jewelry Larry had made for her.

"No, BABE WAIT!" Larry exclaimed. "D'you still LOVE ME?!"

"Larry, this is not an "I want a divorce" kind of "I'm leaving."" Petunia replied.

"OH THANK GOODNESS!" Larry replied, hugging Petunia's non-existent legs.

"I still like you...even if you dressed me up as...whatever kinda Disney Princess this is supposed to be.." Petunia chuckled somewhat to herself.

"Sailor Usagi." Larry replied.

"Sailor who-sage, yeah." Petunia replied.

"Can you say it again?" Larry asked, smiling and moving closer to Petunia.

"Say what?"

"You know..."

"N-no, Larry, I'm not gonna say it—"

"Come on..."

"Oh, fine...akihabara."

"Like you mean it."

"Okay, don't push it, dude."

"Say it."

"AKIHABARA!"

終わり

End.