We open to a cartoon of Deadpool standing by a flashy background while holding a cup of coffee.

The cartoon Deadpool takes a seat on a chair just behind him.

He lifts his drink and a *ding* sound is heard.

The Peaceful Announcer: Welcome to Deadpool In The Morning, your daily reminder of everything happening in the world and celebrity interviews. Now, here's your host, Deadpool.

We see Deadpool, dressed in a dressing gown and slippers, sitting on a chair while sipping coffee.

Deadpool was speaking peacefully.

Deadpool: Welcome to Deadpool In The Morning. On today's show, we are gonna be discussing what I plan to do in this story. But first, I wanna tell us which guests we'll be interviewing today. Neil deGrasse Tyson is gonna be discussing about the possibility of travelling through multiple realities; Walter Bryan Cranston White and Dragon Slaer will be here to discuss the Titans East spin-off; and we are lucky to have the ghost of James Gandolfini here to discuss the possibility of showing up in The Sopranos movie. But first, we have Danny Pudi, who some of you may know as Abed from Community.

Danny Pudi: Hello Deadpool, great to be here.

Deadpool: Yes. Sorry it took so much convincing.

Danny Pudi: Felt like Joe Pesci in the Irishman, but I hope he wasn't put in a sack to be convinced over 43 times.

The audience laughed.

Deadpool drank his coffee.

Deadpool: Before we have our talk with Danny, I want to tell you what I'm planning to do today. I'm planning to go into Earth-2013 and if that sounds familiar to anyone then you'll know it is the Teen Titans Go universe. There are reasons why I brought these guests (Deadpool starts to sound aggressive) I got deGrasse Tyson here to help me open a portal (Deadpool takes off his dressing gown while sounding more aggressive), I got Walter Bryan Cranston White and Dragon Slaer to help me create some gruesome deaths (Deadpool takes off his slippers while sounding even more aggressive) while the ghost of James Gandolfini is here so I can have lunch with him after this shit storm is over! (Deadpool throws his coffee mug away while Danny looked on in horror) That shit storm is gonna huge! I swear it! This is gonna be the third time I've killed the Teen Titans Go! The other two were either super easy, barley an inconvenience or done in a one by one scenario.

Danny Pudi: Should I-

Deadpool: No! Stay here Abed! That's right kiddies, this story isn't rated M for Mommies approval, it's rated M for massive fucked up shit coming up. That's right kiddies I'm gonna kill every character from Teen Titans Go just to make sure Cartoon Network gets my message to cancel this fucking show! That show is an awful show with shit humour, awful messages for the kids and shitting on an amazing cartoon with a terrible ending that sets up a sixth season but Cartoon Network decided to be dick holes and have that ending unresolved! I'm gonna kill everyone in that universe so we can probably get the actual sixth season! If you can bring back Samurai Jack and Star Wars: The Clone Wars, why not Teen Titans?! Because you're too busy with that fucking show that got Young Justice, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe and The Amazing World of Gumball off the air! Get this fucking message Cartoon Network and TTG, because I'm coming. I am The Bride from Kill Bill and Baba Yaga combined!

Deadpool starts to breathe heavily.

Danny Pudi: Uh...why am I here?

Deadpool: So we can say the thing.

Danny Pudi: What thing?

Danny came to a realisation.

Danny Pudi: No.

Deadpool: Yes.

Danny Pudi: No.

Deadpool: I'll give you 50 bucks if you say it with me.

Danny sighed.

Danny Pudi and Deadpool: Troy and Abed in the mooooorning.