1The veggies were all seated within the Tennessee International Airport. This time, they were headed for Mexico for another missionary trip, plus Bob had made arrangements for camping nearest one of the pyramids. Meanwhile, the kids all sat together in one area, talking to one another.
"Oh man you guys!" Annie exclaimed. "We're going to Mexico!"
"Yeah!" Percy replied. "Wait, isn't the food there spicy?"
"Well, some of it." Laura replied. "I heard it's soooo much better than Taco Bell."
"I can't wait either!" Junior replied. "And nothin' could possibly ruin this epic vacation."
"JUUUUUUU-NIOOOOOOOOR!" Exclaimed a familiar, female voice.
"Oh great..." Junior groaned.
"JUNIOR-JUNIOR-JUNIOR-JUNIOR-JUNIOR-JUNIOR-JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNIOR!" A small asparagus girl tackled Junior to the ground.
"OOF!" Junior exclaimed. "...hi, Libby..." he sighed.
It was Libby alright.
The little girl asparagus wore a neon pink dress with purple flower embroidery. She also wore a huge, floppy sunhat with a large white bow on it, with bright-pink, rhinestoned sunglasses.
"GUESS WHAT?! Your baby sister's FINALLY old enough to come with you guys! MOM AND DAD SAID SO, JUNIOR!" Libby exclaimed. "Isn't that just freakin' SWEET?!"
"Yeah..." Junior sarcastically replied. "I'm so ecstatic."
"Where're we goin' anyway?!" Libby asked, standing up and looking around. "Paris? London? OOOH! ARE WE GOIN' TO PARIS?!"
"Actually, we're going to Mexico." Annie replied. "It's South of the Border."
"UGH!" Libby replied, brushing a plastic horse toy. "More like South of the BORED-ER!"
"Actually, there's lots of historical sites and white, sandy beaches." Laura replied.
"Ooh! Good thing I've been practicing my Mexican, then." Libby cleared her throat. "¿Dondé esta mis gato pantalones?"
"Okay, and what does that mean?" Junior asked.
"It means 'which way to the beach?', obviously." Libby replied.
"Uh, it's actually—" Annie was about to correct her.
"Really?" Junior asked. "¿Hablas espanol?"
"Yeah, that's terrible Mexican." Libby replied. ""Yo soy embarazada para los mexicanos que te escucharán." That means I'm embarrassed for the Mexicans that are gonna hear you, bro."
"Mom and dad will be soooo proud." Junior replied again, sarcastically.
"Uh..." Annie replied.
"Don't correct her." Junior replied. "It'll crush her dreams."
