~Pit's POV~

Oh my Palutena, I don't know how I lucked out! Today, Samus called me on special occasion phone and asked me out on a date! I've always wanted to get a call from a girl on that phone, and I just can't believe it finally happened!

Honestly, whenever my friends got calls from their girlfriends on special occasion phone, asking them out on dates, I've always felt so jealous, because until now, I almost never got any calls on that thing, especially not from a girl. Usually, whenever the special occasion phone rang, it was a girl who was calling one of us boys to tell us about a special occasion they planned. Sometimes, Sonic would get a call from Amy, Kirby would get a call from Jigglypuff, Shulk would get a call from Lucina, Ness would get a call from Paula...well, you get the idea. But the one lucky guy is Link, because Zelda calls him and asks him on dates more often than the other guys. Man, it's crazy!

The calls my friends get from their girlfriends have always made me...uh, "green with envy", as some people say. Every time I walked past that phone, I crossed my fingers hoping a girl would call and ask me out on a date, too. I hoped that someday I would get a call from either Samus or Princess Rosalina, because I have such a huge crush on the two of them. They're both so beautiful, and I admit that I kinda have a thing for elegant blonde women (especially ones who are a bit taller than me)*, but I've known Samus longer than I've known Rosalina, so if either one was to call me first, it would obviously be Samus.

To be honest, I'm kinda crazy for girls. Sometimes, when a girl shows up and I find her really cute, my wings tend to spring right up and my face gets pretty blushy. I've developed crushes on a lot of girls in the past, especially some of the lady Smashers. I'm sometimes pretty obsessed with Zelda. Peach has her way of tugging at my heartstrings. Lucina is totally gorge*, and she really catches my attention with her strong will and determination. The world seems so sparkly when I'm near Rosalina and her squishy, pillow-like star creatures, though I seem to have forgotten what those things are called*. Daisy's really cute, too, and she certainly knows how to lighten up a room because she's so darn energetic. Man, I could just go on and on, but it could take me hours to talk about all the other girls I've liked.

Believe me, there are lots of pretty girls out there. They say that when it comes to finding the perfect special someone, there's plenty of fish in the sea. I totally believe that. Since there are so many fish in my sea, I keep casting out my line until I get the perfect catch.

Not only am I girl-crazy, but I'm also a bit of a chick magnet. At least, that's how I like to see myself as. I can tell that a lot of the girl Smashers are smitten with me. They think I'm the cutest boy in the Smash Bros. roster, and they just can't resist me. But I'm perfectly okay with having girls flirt with me, because I just love all the attention I get from them. Besides, I think the reason why they like me so much is because of my natural charm. Unlike obnoxious show-offs like Captain Falcon and Little Mac, who think their strength and powers are all they need to impress the ladies, or goobers like Link or Ike who think they can make the ladies swoon with their smoldering good looks, I'm able to entice girls into liking me with not just my good looks, but with my friendliness, endless optimism, and good sense of humor.

Sadly, some of the girls I like already have boyfriends, and if those guys find out that I'm flirting with or smooching their girlfriends behind their backs, they could slash my flipping face off. Link's my best friend, but he might freak out if he caught me kissing Zelda. I don't think Mario would be too happy if he saw me flirting with Peach, and if Shulk ever catches me getting cozy with Lucina, he'll kick my butt so hard it won't be funny. That's why Rosalina and Samus are currently the only two options available for me, because they don't have boyfriends who will beat me up if they caught me making my move on them. Well, at least from what I've heard, Samus used to date Captain Falcon before I joined the Smash Bros., and she might've been in a relationship with Solid Snake, Little Mac, and maybe Ike for a short while, before finally settling on me. Little Mac has never seen eye to eye with me, and I guess one of the reasons why he doesn't like me so much is that Samus dumped him once I became her new boyfriend, but I think he's dating the female Wii Fit Trainer now, so, whatever.

Anyway, I guess you can say I'm head over heels for both Samus and Rosalina, but Samus is the one girl I'm the craziest about out of the two. She's super strong, has nice muscles, and long, pretty hair. I also like her super-cool rocket jet boots. She's basically a female Simon Belmont, to say the very least. Even though she's very fierce when on the battlefield, she has a soft spot for guys like me and we get along really well. When Samus and I are around each other, I always let her make the first move on me. Whenever she needs help, she can definitely count on me to lend her a hand. Every afternoon, I stop by her place so we can train for battle and practice our combat moves together. She's such an awesome person to hang out with, and I guess she's my ideal girl: Brave, agile, athletic, and really good-looking. Her mix of brains, beauty, and brawn is why I admire her so much. My wings can't help but flutter when I see her or even think about her, because she's just so darn gorgeous. To me, she's more than just a bounty hunter from outer space. She's a human goddess.

But anyway, I'm just so happy that I finally got a call from a girl on the special occasion phone. I don't know when that date's gonna be, or where it'll take place, but I can't wait for it! I know that Samus and I are gonna have such a great time. Am I a lucky angel or what?

Now, if you excuse me, I'm gonna go do my unintelligible angel mating call dance!

*I got the idea of Pit having a liking for tall blonde girls from the Ship Tease moments he got with Phosphora in Kid Icarus: Uprising.

*Gorge - slang term for "gorgeous"

*Squishy, pillow-like star creatures - Pit's description of the Lumas