Incoming message for the crew of SSTO Delta Renegade Class orbital vehicle.

RE: jeb69 , billkerman134 , bobtheunstoppable , valentine555

SE: kerbalspacecenter

Subject: Safety Guidelines

As you are already aware of the accident last week involving the Science Department and Jebediah Kerman's experimental nuclear propulsion device, we must enact strict safety guidelines to ensure both success and survival. We can no longer afford the health insurance for our workers, so we've come to the conclusion that safety is the only thing that can ensure that the KSC remains operational for years to come. Here are a few basic rules.

You are not allowed to remove your helmets in a spacial vacuum. Refer to the footage of Mun Lander 6 for details.

Drinking water from other planets is stupid. Don't do it.

Recent studies show that although Jool is absolutely gorgeous, we cannot land on it.

Watch out for undetected moons while flying towards planets. Duna 2. Seven million credits.

Staring at the sun is a bad idea. Refer to Fredrik Kerman, our only blind ship designer, as well as our only ship designer.

Although playing with gravity is fun, don't forget to set it back to normal afterwards, as we still have members of the science team in low orbit around Kerbin.

Debris is annoying, and you will collect and recycle materials when necessary.

Absolutely NOBODY is allowed to swim on eve.

Eeloo is too far away. Don't even bother.

Defibrillators are not for toasting snacks.

Microwave ovens cannot be reverse engineered to revive incapacitated astronauts.

Do not touch the Kraken, lest you be doomed to a horrible fate.

We cannot sue any other observed species for using technology similar to ours.

Jebediah Kerman has been promoted to the extreme radiation testing facility, effective immediately after today's flight.

No, you cannot buzz the control tower under any circumstances.

You cannot buzz the VAB either.

Stop landing on the VAB.

Stop throwing objects at the center, as it is too expensive to repair the buildings.

With all that said, have a safe flight.