Narrator: All this has happened before, and it will all happen again, but this time it happened in San Bernardino. At the prime minister.

Prime Minister: We are gathered here today to join us here to tell you about it, Let's get it up for Mr. Settigren.

Narrator: At the bank.

Sir Edward Quiller Couch: Good afternoon Mr. Settigren. How can I help you?

Narrator: At the school.

Miss Fulsom: Here you are, There's a messenger for you and Don't lose it!

Narrator: It happened in a quiet street in San Bernardino. That corner house over there is the home of the Settigren family and Peter Pan chose this particular house because there were people here who believed in him. There was Mrs. Settigren.

Mrs. Settigren: (HUMMING) George, dear, do hurry. We mustn't be late for the party, you know.

Narrator: Mrs. Settigren believed that Peter Pan was the spirit of youth but Mr. Settigren…

Mr. Settigren: Mary, unless I find my cuff links we don't go to the party. And if we don't go to the party I can never show my face in the office again.. And if I can never show– (GROANS)

Narrator: Well, Mr. Settigren was a practical man. The boys, however, Tommy and Annika, believed Peter Pan was a real person and made him the hero of all their nursery games.

Tommy: Blast you, Peter Pan okay!

Annika: Take that! Give up, Captain Hook? Give up?

Tommy: Never! I'll teach you to cut off me hand okay!

Pippi: (CHUCKLING) Oh, no, Tommy. It was the left hand.

Tommy: Oh, yes. Thank you Pippi okay

Narrator: Pippi, the eldest, not only believed, she was the supreme authority on Peter Pan and all his marvelous adventures

Pippi: Oh, Nana, must we always take that nasty tonic?

Narrator: Nana, the nursemaid, being a dog kept her opinions to herself and viewed the whole affair with a certain tolerance

Annika: Take that!

Tommy: Insolent boy, I'll slash you to ribbons Okay!

Annika: And I'll cut you to pieces. Aha!

Tommy: Ouch! grunting Careful, Annika, my hands okay!

Annika: I'm sorry, Tommy.

Tommy: Ah, you'll never leave this ship alive okay.

Annika: Oh yes, I will. Take that!

Tommy: Scuttle me bones, boy, I'll slit your gizzard okay!

Annika: Oh, no, you won't! Back! Back! Back, you villain!

Tommy: Insolent pup okay!

Annika: Wicked pirate!

Tommy: Aha! I got you okay!

Annika: You didn't either. You never touched me! Take that! And that! And that!

Tommy: (GROANING) Oh, They got me Okay!

Mr. Settigren: Boys, boys, less noise, please.

Tommy: Oh, hello father.

Annika: You old bilge rat

Mr. Settigren: Wha- wha-what? Now, see here, Annika.

Tommy: Oh, not you, father. You see, he's Peter Pan, okay.

Annika: And Tommy's Captain Hook.

Mr. Settigren: Yes, yes, of course. Have you seen my cuff links? Oh, Nana, for goodness sake! Where are those cuff links?

Tommy: Cuff links, father okay?

Mr. Settigren: Yes, the gold ones, of course.

Tommy: (WHISPERING TO ANNIKA) Annika, the buried treasure, where is it okay?

Annika: I don't know.

Tommy: The map then… Where's the treasure map okay?

Annika: It got lost.

Mr. Settigren: Good heavens! My shirt front!

Annika: Hurray! You found it! You found it!

Mr. Settigren: Yes, so I have. And hereafter… Don't paw me Annika! This is my last clean… he sees the lost map No. No!

Mrs. Settigren: George, dear, we really must hurry, or we'll be late.

Mr. Settigren: Mary, look!

Mrs. Settigren: George!

Annika: It's only chalk, father.

Mrs. Settigren: Why, Annika…

Tommy: It's not his fault. It's in the story okay. And Pippi said…

Mr. Settigren: Pippi? Story? I might have known Pippi. Pippi!

Pippi: Yes, father?

Mr. Settigren: Would you kindly expl-

Pippi: Oh, mother, you look simply lovely!

Mrs. Settigren: Thank you dear.

Mr. Settigren: Pippi–

Mrs. Settigren: Just my old gown made over but it did turn out right. And I–

Mr. Settigren: Mary, if you don't mind, I'd…

Pippi: Why, father, what have you done to your shirt?

Mr. Settigren: What have I– Oh!

Mrs. Settigren: Now, George, really. It comes right off.

Mr. Settigren: That's no excuse. Pippi, haven't I warned you? Stuffing the boys' heads with a lot of silly stories.

Pippi: Oh, but they aren't!

Mr. Settigren: I say they are! Captain Crook, Peter Pirate…

Pippi: Peter Pan, father.

Mr. Settigren: Pan, pirate, poppycock!

Pippi, Tommy and Annika: Oh no, father. Father have you ever– You don't understand.

Mr. Settigren: Absolute poppycock!. And let me tell you, this ridiculous…

Mrs. Settigren: Now, George.

Mr. Settigren: Now, George. Now George. Well, now George will have his say!

Mrs. Settigren: Please, dear.

Mr. Settigren: Mary, the child's growing up. It's high time she had a room of her own.

Pippi: Father!

Mrs. Settigren: George!

Tommy: What?

Annika: No!

Mr. Settigren: I mean it! Young lady, this is your last night in the nursery!. And that's my last word on the matter!

Narrator: Suddenly, a boy dressed in green came flying through the window, And with him came a ball of light which darked around and around the room.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Narrator: Mrs. Settigren begin a scream!

Mrs. Settigren: (Screams)

Narrator: And NANA COME BOUNDING HIM!

Nana: (Barks)

Narrator: She growled and sprang at the mouse, who leapt lightly through the window!

Mr. Settigren: I think about to that settles them. Tomorrow night, you begin your instruction that Jane is coming to visit, It's time for you to grow up. And Nana it's a dog, not a person.

Mrs. Settigren: George, don't be careful!

Mr. Settigren: WHOA! Ow!

ALL: Oh! Poor Nana!

Mr. Settigren: Poor Nana? This is the last straw! Out! Out I say!

Annika: No, father, no.

Mr. Settigren: Yes! There'll be no more dogs for nursemaids in this house, If you really don't mind OUT YOU GO!

Annika: See ya later, Nana.

Narrator: Nana was disgraced! There was worst to come.

Mr. Settigren: Dash it all, Nana. D-Don't loot at me like that. It's nothing personal. It's just that– Well, you're not really a nurse at all You're…. Well, a dog. And the children aren't puppies, they're people. And sooner or later, Nana, people have to grow up.

Pippi: But, mother, I don't want to grow up.

Mrs. Settigren: Now, dear. Don't worry about it any more tonight.

Tommy: He called Peter Pan "absolute poppycock" Okay.

Mrs. Settigren: I'm sure he didn't mean it, Tommy. Father was just upset.

Annika: (SNIFFLING) Poor Nana, out there all alone.

Mrs. Settigren: No more tears, Annika. It's a warm night. She'll be all right.

Annika: Mother.

Mrs. Settigren: What is it dear?

Annika: Buried treasure.

Mrs. Settigren: Now, children, don't judge your father too harshly. After all, he really loves you very much.

Pippi: Oh don't lock it, mother. He might come back

Mrs. Settigren: He?

Pippi: Yes. Peter Pan. You see, I found something that belongs to him.

Mrs. Settigren: Oh, and what's that?

Pippi: (YAWNING) His shadow.

Mrs. Settigren: Shadow?

Pippi: Mm-hmm. Nana had it, but I-I took it away.

Mrs. Settigren: Oh? Yes, of course. Good night, dear.

Mrs. Settigren: But George, do you think the children will be safe without Nana.

Mr. Settigren: Safe? Of course, they'll be safe. Why not?

Mrs. Settigren: Well, Pippi said something about a shadow, and I…

Mr. Settigren: Shadow? Whose shadow?

Mrs. Settigren: Peter Pan.

Mr. Settigren: Oh, Peter Pa– Peter Pan! You don't say. High voice Goodness gracious, whatever shall we do?

Mrs. Settigren: But George, really I–

Mr. Settigren: Sound the alarm! Call Scotland Yard

Mrs. Settigren: There must have been someone-

Mr. Settigren: Oh Mary, of all the impossible childish fiddle-faddle, Peter Pan, indeed. How can we expect the children grow up and be practical…

Mrs. Settigren: George, dear.

Mr. Settigren: When you're as bad as they are? No wonder Pippi gets these idiotic ideas.

Narrator: And now it's ready to action for Peter Pan, and he's trusty sidekick, Tinkerbell. It's searching looking for the shadow.

Peter Pan: Hello, everyone!

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Mrs. Settigren: Hey George, I was just wonder, the black. The children have no black and...

Mr. Settigren: Never mind My Dear! We're late already!

Peter Pan: Over there Tink, in its den. Is it there?

Tinkerbell: (Clucks: I don't think so!)

Peter Pan: There Must be somewhere.

(We hear a music box)

Peter Pan: Tinkerbell! Shh! Stop playing you idiot! and help me find my shadow.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

(Tink has just discovered the shadow)

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: Huh?!

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: A-HA!

(When he opens the drawer his shadow escapes but Tink fells inside)

Peter Pan: There it is! Take that you slinky!

Pippi Longstocking: Who's there?!

Peter Pan: It's me!

Pippi Longstocking: Oh. It's you. HUH?! Peter Pan! Oh, Peter, I knew you'd come back! I saved your shadow for you.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks: I don't believe this.)

Pippi Longstocking: Oh I do hope it isn't rumpled. You know, you look exactly the way I thought you would. Oh, a litter taller perhaps. But then… (LAUGHING) You can't stick it on with soap, Peter. It needs sewing. That's the proper way to do it. Although, come to think of it, I've never thought about it before. Sewing shadows, I mean. Of course, I knew it was your shadow the minute I saw it. And I said to myself, "I'll put it away for him until he comes back. He's sure to come back". And you did, didn't you, Peter? After all, one can't leave his shadow lying about… and not miss it sooner or later, don't you agree? But what I still don't understand is how Nana got it in the first place. She really isn't… Oh, sit down. It won't take long. She really isn't vicious, you know. She's a wonderful nurse, although father says–

Peter Pan: Girls talk too much.

Pippi Longstocking: (LAUGHING) Yes, girls talk too– Hmmm? Oh.

Peter Pan: My name is Pan, Peter Pan. who are you?

Pippi Longstocking: My name is Pippi, Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter Daughter's Longstocking.

Peter Pan: Pippi it's enough.

Pippi Longstocking: Hey, just a minute, Are you afraid a mouse?

Peter Pan: Of course, I am boy. I've got a hat, a shirt, jeans, pipes and a shoes and dagger. What else should I be? A management consultant?

Pippi: Oh. But how did Nana get your shadow, Peter?

Peter Pan: Jumped at me, the other night at the window.

Pippi Longstocking: What were you doing here?

Peter Pan: I came to listen to the mother's stories.

Pippi Longstocking: My stories? But they're all about you.

Peter Pan: Of course. That's why I like 'em. I tell 'em to the Lost Boys. It's a matter of fact. When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.

Pippi Longstocking: That's right.

Peter Pan: Children know such a lot now. Soon they don't believe in fairies, and every time a child says 'I don't believe in fairies' there is a fairy somewhere that falls down.

Pippi Longstocking: That's terrible!

Peter Pan: Because I heard father and mother talking of what I was to be when I became a man. I want always to be a little boy and to have fun; so I ran away to Kensington Gardens and lived a long time among the fairies. But that means no more stories.

Pippi Longstocking: Why, thank you.

Peter Pan: I won't have it! Come on.

Pippi Longstocking: But where are we going?

Peter Pan: To Never Land.

Pippi Longstocking: Never Land!

Peter Pan: You'll never grow up there.

Pippi Longstocking: Oh, Peter, it would be so wonderful. But wait! What would mother say?

Peter Pan: Mother? What's a mother?

Pippi Longstocking: Why, Peter, a mother's someone…who loves and cares for you and tells you stories-

Peter Pan: Brilliant! You can be our mother. Come on.

Pippi Longstocking: Now, just a minute, I…, let me see now, I have to pack. Oh, and I must leave a note when I'll be back. Of course, I couldn't stay too long. And then I have to– Oh Never Land. Oh, I-I'm so happy, I'I think I'll give you a-a kiss.

Peter Pan: What's a-a kiss?

Pippi Longstocking: Oh, well, I-I'll show you. Oh! (Screaming because Tinker Bell strikes her by her hair)

Peter Pan: Stop it! Stop it, Tink, Did you think But I nervous here!

Tinkerbell: (Clucks: You're never gonna catch me first!)

Sir Edward Quiller Couch: Mr. Settigren! I want you to meet Prime Minister.

Prime Minister: Please to meet you.

Annika Settigren: Tommy! Tommy, wake up! He's here!

Tommy Settigren: Huh? Annika, okay!

Pippi Longstocking: Oh, what in the world was that?

Peter Pan: I Found that Tinker Bell. Don't know what got into her.

Annika Settigren: Hello, Peter Pan, I'm Annika.

Tommy Settigren: My name is Tommy, okay. How are you doing?

Peter Pan: Hello!

Annika Settigren: Oh look! A firefly.

Pippi Longstocking: A pixie?

Tommy and Annika: Amazing okay.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Annika Settigren: What's the pixie doing?

Peter Pan: Talking.

Pippi Longstocking: What did she say?

Peter Pan: She says you're a big, ugly girl.

Pippi Longstocking: Oh. Well, I think she's lovely.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: Well, come on, Pippi. Let's go.

Annika Settigren: Where are we going?

Pippi Longstocking: To Never Land.

Annika Settigren: Never Land!

Pippi Longstocking: Peter's taking us.

Peter Pan: Us?

Pippi Longstocking: Of course, I-I couldn't go without Annika and Tommy.

Tommy Settigren: Oh, I should like very much to cross swords with some real buccaneers okay.

Annika Settigren: Yes and fight pirates too.

Peter Pan: (CHUCKLING) Well, all right, but you gotta take orders.

Tommy Settigren: Aye, aye, sir okay.

Annika Settigren: Me too.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: What?

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: You do is what I say, the mother knows best!

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: You silly ask!

Pippi Longstocking: But Peter, how do we get to Never Land?

Peter Pan: Fly, of course!

Pippi Longstocking: Fly?

Peter Pan: It's easy, all you have to do is to, is to... it's to... Huh! that's funny

Pippi Longstocking: What's the matter, don't you know?

Peter Pan: Oh sure, it's, it's just that I never thought about it before. Say, that's it! Think of a wonderful thought.

Tommy and Annika: Any happy little thought?

Peter Pan: Uh-huh

Pippi Longstocking: Like toys at Christmas?

Tommy Settigren: Sleigh bells? snow?

Peter Pan: Yup. Watch me now. Here I go! It's easier than pie

Pippi Longstocking: He can fly!

Tommy Settigren: He can fly!

Annika Settigren: He flewed!

Peter Pan: Now, you try.

Pippi Longstocking: I'll think of a mermaid lagoon... underneath a magic moon.

Tommy Settigren: I'll think I'm in a pirate's cave.

Annika Settigren: I think I'll be an Injun brave.

Peter Pan: Now, everybody try?

(Peter took everyone's hands as they held hands with each other.)

All: One, two, three

(Peter lifted the three of them in the air and they floated briefly.)

Children: We can fly!, we can fly!, we can fly!

(And then they all fell. Pippi fell first, Tommy on top, then Annika.)

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: This won't do. What's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust, oh! and something I forgot: dust.

Children: Dust?

Annika Settigren: Dust?

Peter Pan: Yup. Just a little bit of pixie dust. Now, think of the happiest things, it's the same as having wings

(Annika thought about something to make him happy and he floated above the ground. Eventually Pippi did too. Finally, Tommy was joining them.)

Pippi Longstocking: Let's all try it just once more

Tommy Settigren: Look! we're rising off the floor

Annika Settigren: Jiminy!

(Annika nearly fell, but landed in Pippi's arms.)

Pippi Longstocking: Oh, my! We can fly!

Peter Pan: You can fly!

Children: We can fly!

(The children were thrilled, then met Peter at the window as he held)

Peter Pan: Come on everybody, here we go! off to Never Land!

(Peter flew out the window, as Pippi, Tommy, and Annika followed him.)

(Nana looked up with surprise to see the children and Pippi up in the air, flying like birds. Tommy had a umbrella with him and, Annika, of course, had his teddy bear with him.)

Chorus (singing): Think of a wonderful thought, any merry little thought, Think of Christmas, think of snow. think of sleigh bells- off you go!, like reindeer in the sky!

Nana: (Barks)

Chorus (singing): You can fly! you can fly! you can fly! Think of the happiest things, it's the same as having wings, take the path that moonbeams make, if the moon is still awake, you'll see him with his eye you can fly! you can fly! you can fly!

Nana: (Barks)

Chorus (singing): Up you go with a heigh and Go to the stars beyond the blue!

Nana: (Barks)

Chorus (singing): There's a Never Land waiting for you, where all your happy dreams come true!

Nana: (Barks)

Chorus: Every dream that you dream, will come true

Annika Settigren: Come on, Nana!

(He takes some of the pixie dust to Nana, but Nana couldn't go since she was chained up. She only floated in mid-air and waved goodbye to the children.)

Chorus (singing): When there's a smile in your heart, there's no better time to start,

(Peter played his pan pipes as he slid on swans in the middle of the lake.)

Chorus (singing): Think of all the joy you'll find, when you leave the world behind, and bid your cares good-bye, you can fly! you can fly! you can fly!

(Only then, Tinkerbell scattered the water reflection, crossing her arms and stuffing her nose in the air like a snooty schoolgirl. Tinkerbell soon got a taste of her own medicine as a bunch of jumping fish in the water tried to eat her and she swarmed up in the air with the others as the thick clouds closed in and they were headed to Big Ben. The clock chimed and Peter set on the hour hand with the others.)

Peter Pan: There it is, second star to the right and straight on till morning.

(Peter then took everyone's hands and covered hers as they went high up in the air.)

Children: PETER PAN!

Peter Pan (muffled): I'm... okay!

Tommy Settigren: Your pan's right. He's gonna die.

Annika Settigren: You just watch. He's gonna get the bestest, roughest neverland you've ever seen!

(Peter led the others to the mystical place known as Neverland.)

(Cut to We see Never Land Island and hear a pirates' song)

Pirates (singing): Oh a pirate's life, is a wonderful life, a-rovin' over the sea, give me a career, as a buccaneer it's the life, of a pirate for me, Oh, the life of a pirate for me Oh, a pirate's life, is a wonderful life, they never bury your bones, for when it's all over a jolly sea rover drops in on his friend Davey Jones!

Mr. Smee and Pirates (singing): Oh, my good friend Davey Jones!

Mr. Smee: Good morning, shipmates!

Pirates: And what's good about it, Mr. Smee?

Pirates: Here we are collecting barnacles on this miserable island

Pirates: While his nibs plays ring-around-the rosy with Peter Pan.

Mr. Smee: Look out there! Might go off!

Pirates: We ought to be tending to the business of looting ships.

Pirates: Why, I've almost forgotten how to slit a throat.

Pirates: Better drop it, and tell the captain we wants to put to sea, see?

(Pirates laughing and chattering)

Pirates: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.

Pirates: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience! (All they laugh)

Captain Hook: Blast that Peter Pan. If I could only find his hideout, I'd trap him in his lair. studying a map But where is it? Mermaid Lagoon? No, we've searched that. We've combed Cannibal Cove. Here! No, no, no, no. That's Indian territ– But wait. Those redskins know this island better than I do me own ship. Ah, I wonder.

Mr. Smee: (CHUCKLING): Good morning, Captain.

Captain Hook: I've got it! Tiger Lily, Smee!

Mr. Smee: T-T-Tiger Lily, Captain?

Captain Hook: The chief's daughter. She'll know where Pan is hiding.

Mr. Smee: B-B-But-But will she talk Captain?

Captain Hook: Oh, a little persuasion might be in order.. Now let me see. Boiling in oil? Uh, keelhauling? Marooning?

Singing Pirate with Accordion (singing): His days of asking are all gone; His fight goes on, and on, and on. But he thinks that the fight is worth it all; So he strikes like Thunderball!

(Gunshot, singing stops and water splashes)

Captain Hook: Now let me see, where was I?

Mr. Smee: Oh dear, dear, dear Captain Hook. Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza? chuckling It ain't good form, you know.

Captain Hook: Good form, Mr. Smee? Blast good form! Did Pan show good form when he did this to me?

Mr. Smee: Why, Captain, cutting your hand off was only a childish prank you might say.

Captain Hook: Aye, but throwing it to that crocodile! That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well he's followed me ever since licking his chops for the rest of me.

Mr. Smee: And he's have had you by now, Captain, if he hadn't swallowed that alarm clock. But now when he's-about, he warns you, as you might say with his tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock we can hear now that tick-tock.

Tick-Tock the Crocodile: DINNER TIME!

Captain Hook: Smee! Oh, save me, Smee! Please don't let him get me, Smee! Please! Don't let him get me, Smee! Smee!

Mr. Smee: Here now, shame on ya, upsetting the poor captain. There'll be no handouts today. Shoo now, shoo. Go on, go on. Off with ya, I say. Go away. Go away, out of here.

Captain Hook: Is he gone, Smee?

Mr Smee: Aye, Captain. All clear. Nothing to worry about.

Captain Hook: Oh, Smee, Smee. I can't stand it any longer. I tell you I can't.

Mr. Smee: Now, now, now, Captain, just relax. What you need is a shave, a nice soothing shave. There now. (singing) Oh, a pirate's life, Is a wonderful life, a-sailing over the seas, (speaking) give me a career as a buc- Captain, you know, I can't help noticing you just ain't been your usual jolly self of late, Give a career as a buccaneer. And the crew's getting' a might uneasy, Captain. That is, what's left of it. Hmm. Now why don't we put to sea, see? Leave Never Land. Forget Peter Pan. There now.

(He has been shaving a seagull)

Mr. Smee: Give me a career as a buccaneer. We'll all be a lot happier, not to mention a lot healthier. Oh! Captain? Oh dear! I never shaved him this close before. Now don't worry Captain. It must be somewhere about.

Captain Hook: Get off, you idiot!

Mr. Smee: Aye, aye, sir! Ooh! I found it, Captain! Good as new.

Captain Hook: Why, you blithering blockhead!

Pirates: Peter Pan ahoy!

Captain Hook: What? What? Where away?

Pirates: Three points off the starboard bow!

Captain Hook: Swoggle me eyes, it is Pan! Headed this way with some more of those scurvy brats! Mr. Smee, pipe up the crew!

Mr. Smee: Aye, aye, sir! Pipe up the crew! Pipe up the crew! All hands on deck! lows whistle All hands on deck! All hands on deck!

Captain Hook: Look alive, you swabs! We've got him this time, Mr. Smee.

Mr. Smee: That we have Captain.

Captain Hook: Man the Long Tom, you bilge rats! I've waited years for this.

Mr. Smee: That's not counting the holidays either.

Captain Hook: Double the powder and shorten the fuse!

Mr. Smee: Double the powder and double the fuse.

Captain Hook: A pretty sight Mr. Smee. Like sitting ducks. All right, men! Range: 42!

Mr. Smee: Range: 42.

Captain Hook: Elevation: 65!

Mr. Smee: Elevation: 65.

Captain Hook: Three degrees west!

Mr. Smee: Three degrees west.

Captain Hook: Steady now! steady!

Pippi Longstocking: Oh, Peter, it's just as I've always dreamed it would be. Oh, look, Tommy, there's Mermaid Lagoon.

Tommy Settigren: By Jove! And the Indian encampment!

Annika Settigren: Oh, look, there's Captain Hook and the pirates.

Peter Pan: Look out! Quick, Tink, take Pippi and the boys to the island. I'll stay here and draw Hook's fire.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: Hook! You codfish! Here!

Pippi Longstocking: Tinker Bell? Not so fast. Please, Tinker Bell. We can't keep up with you. Tinker Bell! Wait!

Narrator: But Tink, it's doesn't listen! and then they set off through the moonlit countryside.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Slightly: Ouch! So!

The Twin Lostboy: Who ya shovin'? Who ya shovin'?

Cubby: You, that's who!

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Slightly: Huh? Orders from Pan? Hold it, men!

Nibs: What's the orders, Tink?

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Cubby: A terrible what?

Slightly: Pippi bird.

Cubby: Pippi bird?

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Slightly: Flying this way?

Cubby: Uh, Pan's orders are– What?

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Cubby: Smash it?

The Twin Lostboy: Kick it? Stomp it?

Slightly: Oh, he's make it into a shoot!

Cubby: It's time for a Shoot it down!

Slightly: Yeah, shoot it down!

Nibs: Yeah shoot it down!

Slightly: HEY GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, LET'S GO GET HIM!

Cubby: I'm right be-hide you!

The Twin Lostboy 1: I see it!

The Twin Lostboy 2: Me too! Me too!

Slightly: Load!

Nibs: Game!

Cubby: Fire!

Narrator: And when faster faster falling out into a ground!

Cubby: WELL THEN, LET'S FALLING INTO THE SEA!

Peter Pan: Put the frog down! Or I will deploy.

(Pippi Longstocking was dropped on the ground)

Peter Pan: Well, I'm certainly proud of you. Oh, do come out of that jug, and tell me, do you know where they put my shadow in the first place. Oh well, one thing for it.

(Peter Pan starts to crying, suddenly Pippi wake up)

Pippi Longstocking: Boy, why are you crying?

Peter Pan: I was very crying about it.

Pippi Longstocking: Oh, Peter! You saved my life!

Peter Pan: You blockheads! I bring you a mother to tell you stories…

Slightly: A mother?

Peter Pan: And you shoot her down!

Cubby: Oh, Tink said it was a bird! Wacka-Wacka!

Peter Pan: Tink said what?

Nibs: Well, she said you said to shoot it down!

Cubby: You strike that?

Peter Pan: No, you strike this.

Tinkerbell: (Clears throat, soft cry) Mnh-mnh. (Soft cry) Mnh-mnh. (Clears throat, gasping cry) Mm-hmm. (Hits her head with a maraca, then cries)

The Twin Lostboy 1: Tink's crying because the here lives!

The Twin Lostboy 2: It was she who told me to shoot of me!

Peter Pan: Tinker Bell. Tink! Come here.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: You're charged with high treason, Tink.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: Are you guilty or not guilty?

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: Guilty? Don't you know you might have killed her?

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Peter Pan: Tinker Bell… I hereby banish you in neverland forever.

Tinkerbell: (Clucks)

Jeopardy Fairy: Not so fast Peter Pan!

Peter Pan: Who's said that!

Jeopardy Fairy: I said that!

Peter Pan: Hello and who are you?

Jeopardy Fairy: My name is Jeopardy Fairy, world greatest secret agent.

Pippi Longstocking: Please, not forever!

Peter Pan: Well, for a week. I'll pesky fairies later.

(Annika flying down and landed)

Annika Settigren: Are you hurted, Pippi?

Pippi Longstocking: No Annika.

(Tommy flying down and landed as well)

Tommy Settigren: Good heavens, Pippi. You might have been killed.

Pippi Longstocking: Oh, Peter! The mermaids?

Cubby: Aw, let's go huntin'.

Nibs: Tigers?

The Twin Lostboy: Nah, bears. Nah, bears

Tommy Settigren: Personally, I should prefer to see the aborigines.

Annika Settigren: and the Indians too.

Peter Pan: All right, men, go out and capture a few Indians. Tommy, you be the leader.

Tommy Settigren: I shall try to be worthy of my post. Forward march!

Annika Settigren: Come on, bear.

Pippi Longstocking: Oh, Annika, do be careful!

Peter Pan: Come on Pippi, I'll show you the mermaids.

(Peter Pan, Jeopardy Fairy and Pippi Longstocking, flew off to Mermaid lagoon, while Tommy and Annika joined the Lost Boys to fight the Indians.)

Annika Settigren, Tommy Settigren and Lost Boys (singing): Following the leader, the leader, the leader, we're following the leader, wherever he may go, tee dum, tee dee, a teedle ee, do tee day, tee dum, tee dee, it's part, of the game we play, tee dum, tee dee, the words, are easy to say, just a teedle ee dum a teedle ee do tee day, Tee dum, tee dee, a teedle ee, do tee dum, we're one for all and all of us, are for fun, we march, we laugh, and follow, the other one, with a teedle ee do a teedle ee do tee dum!

Fairies 1: I wonder why Tinkerbell is after the Mastermind?

Fairies 2: I'd better work fast and get to the bottom of this.

Fairies 3: There's Tinkerbell!

Fairies 4: Captain Hook was right.

Fairies 5: What's that in his hand?

Fairies 6: It looks like a piece of the Mastermind!

Fairies 7: He has no right to have that!

Tommy Settigren: Indians! Ah! Blackfoot tribe. Belongs to the Algonquian group. Quite savage, you know.

Lost Boys: Uh, let's go get 'em! Come on! We'll get 'em!

Tommy Settigren: Gentlemen, gentlemen! First we must plan our strategy.

Cubby: Uh, what's a "stradegy"?

Tommy Settigren: A plan of attack. The initial phase is an encircling manoeuvre.

Dr. Benson Honeydew/Indians: I wonder what he meant by that? I'd better find Annika.

Indians: Meep! Meep!

(Annika finds a feather and an axe. He notices that a tree is following him. Then he sees an Animal/Indian feet)

Annika Settigren: Tommy! Indians! Indians! Let me in!

(Now they are surrendered by Trees)

Tommy Settigren: Now, remember, the Indian is cunning–

Annika Settigren: Hey–

Tommy Settigren: –but not intelligent. Therefore, we simply surround them and take them by surprise.

(All of them have been captured by the Animal/Indians whose Chief accuses them of having abducted his daughter, Tiger Lily)

Tommy Settigren: I'm frightfully sorry, old chaps. It's all my fault.

Lost Boys: Aw, that's all right, Wildcat. No, we don't mind. That's okay.

Fairies 8: WHAT, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!

Henry the Bear: Ladies and gentleman, I'm give you, Indian Chief.

Indian Chief: How.

Lost Boys: Uh, h-how, Chief. How, Chief. How! How!

Indian Chief: For many moons, red man fight paleface Lost Boys.

Lost Boys: Ugh!

Indian Chief: Sometime you win. Sometime we win.

Cubby: Okay Chief. Uh, you win this time. Now turn us loose.

Tommy Settigren: Turn us loose? You mean this is only a game?

Nibs: Sure. When we win, we turn them loose.

Slightly: When they win, they turn us loose.

Cubby: They turn us loose.

Indian Chief: This time no turnum loose.

Slightly: Huh? (CHUCKLING) The Chief's a great spoofer.

Indian Chief: Me no spoofum! Where you hide Princess Tiger Lily?

Cubby: Uh, Tiger Lily?

Slightly: We ain't got your old princess!

Tommy Settigren: I've certainly never seen her.

Cubby: Me neither.

Nibs: Honest, we don't.

Indian Chief: Heap big lie. If Tiger Lily not back by sunset, burnum at stake.

Indians 1 (singing): Yøeng, bør dëng, De hü, badeskedøø, Ye bø gedür deyør Mmm børk børk børk! (speaking) First you take the fairy sandwich, then skewer the fairy sandwich! Hoo hoo hoo hoo! The fairy sandwich yøngish vøern de grëat outdøorsÿ, we mäke de squïrlÿ stew.

Tomato: Well, how else do you think we were gonna get him in this movie?

Singing Food: Ha ha ha!

Tomato: Ohhh...!

Fireflyer: [laughs ominously] It is I, Fireflyer, who has-a the photographicals. I, the world's-a henchiest-a henchman. Now I will conduct them to il Captain Hook to the work which is-a dirty.

Fairies 9: It is so?

Fairies 10: So he says.

(At Mermaid Lagoon)

Narrator: There it's once and for all at mermaid lagoon, And there I was amazing adventures.

Pippi Longstocking: Just imagine. Real, live mermaids!

Peter Pan: Would you like to meet them?

Pippi Longstocking: Oh, Peter, I'd love to!

Peter Pan: All right. Come on.

Jeopardy Fairy: Don't take it by surprise.

Mermaids: It's Peter! Oh! Oh! Hello Peter! Hello Peter! Hello Peter! Hello! Hello, Peter!

Peter Pan: Hello girls!

Mermaid 1: I'm so glad to see you.

Mermaids: Why did you stay away so long? Did you miss me?

Mermaid 2: Tell us one of your adventures.

Mermaid 3: Something exciting.

Peter Pan: Want to hear about the time I cut off Hook's hand and threw it to the crocodile?

Mermaids: Oh, I've always liked that one. Me too!

Peter Pan: There I was on Marooners' Roch surrounded by 40…

Pippi Longstocking : Oh Peter!

Peter Pan: –or 50 pirates–

Mermaid: Who's she?

Peter Pan: Huh? Her? Oh, That's Pippi.

Mermaids: A girl? What's she doing here? And in her nightdress too! (To Pippi) Come on dearie, join us for a swim.