5A friend of mine gave me a very bad idea, and I decided to roll with it, while my brain tries to overcome the block I got on my main story. The challenge was to see how much edge one can fit into a single story, and we're doing it! Don't try to take this story seriously (Or do, you may find it even funnier if you try).
Let's go!-X-
Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon sighed internally as he rested his forehead against the glass pane of the moving bus. Life hadn't really been too kind for him, so far. If one were to ask him to describe how life had treated him, Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon would stab them in the gut, gouge out their eyes and bathe them in acid, and even then he'd still be nowhere near how bad things had gotten.
The bus shook slightly, causing his silky black hair to part, revealing an aristocratic face with pale skin, as if altogether untouched by the sun, a pointed chin, a thin mouth in a semi-permanent scowl, a thin, pointed nose and a pair of blood red eyes. The sight of his reflection caused him to sigh, dredging up memories that he'd rather remained untouched.
'NO! PLEASE, STOP! DON'T-'
'MAMA!'
He he squeezed his eyes shut and bit his lip hard, the pain giving him something to focus on, and bringing him back to the present. Leaning back into his seat, he allowed his gaze to move to the other passenger that was on the bus with him.
It was an absent-minded looking brown haired boy, who seemed completely oblivious to the truths of the world. He shrugged it off internally, uncaring of the fact that the obviously human boy was likely to die in the first day of class.
He turned his focus forward towards the bus driver, meeting the man's glowing gaze in the rear view mirror. The man grinned widely, to which Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon responded with a scoff, before contemptuously looking away from the man.
"Hey!"
Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon sighed in annoyance when the other passenger spoke up. He turned an irritated look towards the other boy, yet he seemed to be ignorant to it as he kept speaking.
"My name is Tsukune! Aono Tsukune! I... This is the first time I've ever been so far from my home, and my parents. What's your name?"
Sighing, Lucifedge Amammon Armageddon coldly answered. "I am Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon." Having given an answer, Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon turned back around and stared out of the bus' windows, being met by nothing but darkness.
Tsukune seemed to finally take a clue, as he too went back to sitting quietly.
Soon enough the bus had stopped, allowing the two young men to climb down directly in front of a scarecrow.
Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon stretched, ignoring the way that the Tsukune boy watched his tall, wiry body, clad in a black shirt, black boots, black pants and a black overcoat, all leather. He ignored the boy's conversation with the bus driver, and didn't spare a second glance when the bus peeled off back into the tunnel.
"Well!" Tsukune said with a smile, "I guess we're heading to school together then?"
"Tch fine, just don't get in my way."
Having said that, Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon shoved his hands into his pockets and ambled off, heading towards the general area of the school all the while being followed by Tsukune.
The brown-haired boy hadn't stopped talking since they started walking, something which resulted in him being unable to hear to ringing of a bell, and being too late to react to a girl's scream of "PLEASE DODGE!"
The end result was Tsukune getting a bike parked over him, a pink-haired green-eyed girl sitting atop it.
"Oh my! I'm so sor-"
The girl's apology petered off as she took a deep sniff, before her head slowly turned towards Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon. The moment their gazes met, her eyes widened tremendously, and the rosary on her chest vibrated intensely.
"You... Smell nice..."
Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon snorted contemptuously at the girl, turning away from her, the flaps of his overcoat smacking the downed Tsukune in the face in the process, before he resumed his walk towards the school, doing his best to ignore the green eyed girl that rode behind him on her bike, and the brunet that walked behind her, his eyes unseeingly staring at her back even as his nostrils flared.
Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon grit his teeth, his tone terse as he spoke.
"Stop following me!"
The girl cringed for a moment, only for her back to straighten somewhat, the red eye on the rosary gaining a gleam. She rode ahead of Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon and cut him off with her bike, dismounting from it and walking towards him.
She placed a hand on his cheek, her cheeks lit up with a bright blush. She leaned into him, her nose rubbing his neck before she took a deep sniff. Her mouth opened, a pair of sharp, gleaming fangs revealing themselves before she slowly approached his skin, ready to bite him-
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
His voice - and his grip on her neck - caused her to snap out of whichever fugue she was in. The girl's reaction was to hop away from him, jumping back onto her bike. Before she left, she spoke in an embarrassed, hesitating tone.
"I-I'm... Akashiya Moka..."
She then proceeded to ride off.
"Oh man, she smelled so good..."
Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon turned towards Tsukune with a disgusted look in his eye, a look which the boy ignored as he spoke.
"Moka-san seemed to be getting really affectionate with you..."
"Tch. She doesn't known anything."
"What do you mean?"
"I can't afford to get close to anyone. They would slow me down in my revenge."
Having said that, Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon walked off, leaving Tsukune behind.
-X-
"Good morning, students! I am your homeroom teacher, Nekonome Shizuka, but you can call me Nekonome-sensei! I, like the other teachers of Yokai academy, am in charge of ensuring that all of you are capable of acquiring the necessary skills and knowledge to properly integrate with human society, as the mission of our academy is to foster better bonds between humans, and Yokai!"
"FEH! Why do we need to create better bonds with humans when we could simply devour them all!?" These words were said by a light-haired delinquent with a contemptuous, distorted grin.
Nekonome frowned at the student's words, her hands going to her waist as she spoke.
"Saizou-kun, you must never forget the fact that your education is meant specifically to foster cooperation! There is no need to fight with the humans!"
"Why should we spare the weaklings?" Saizou's disgusting grin grew as he spoke, a wicked gleam in his eye matching it perfectly. "I say we kill the man, fuck the women, and everything else is irrelevant."
Nekonome's frown intensified further, especially at the fact that others in her class seemed to be agreeing with Saizou's words. Before she could say a single word, however, a different voice made itself heard.
"Ha ha ha... Heh..."
Saizou turned towards the source of the chuckles - as did everyone else in class - before speaking.
"What the fuck are you laughing at?"
Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon turned a contemptuous gaze towards Saizou, his smirk mocking as he spoke.
"I am laughing at an ignorant fool."
BANG!
Saizou didn't hesitate to kick away the desks standing between himself and the white haired young man, stalking up to his seated form and glaring down at him as he spoke.
"What were you saying, you punk?"
Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon stood up from his seat, his eyes meeting Saizous from slightly higher above, his tone still mocking as he spoke.
"I said that I was laughing at an ignorant fool, especially one who has no idea about the sorts of things humans are capable of."
"And just what are humans capable of that's so impressive, huh?"
"Humans have managed to push the Yokai into hiding, haven't they? And if that isn't enough for you to be wary, then perhaps the fact that humans managed to step on the moon? Or the fact that they've been developing powerful weapons for centuries by now? Did you know that they have bombs capable of destroying an entire city with the press of a single button? Or that they have weapons capable of hurtling lead, steel, and any other metal they find that can survive an explosion intact, fast enough to break the sound barrier?"
"Bullshit!"
"I saw them with my very eyes. I watched their weapons shred though wood, stone, and the bodies of powerful Yokai whose ankles you wouldn't even be qualified to touch. I watched as they ripped my mother apart in front of me. So don't call bullshit when you're ignorant of things."
"Hoh? To me it sounded more like your mother having died because she was a weak bit-"
Saizou's words were halted when the edge of a blade settled against his throat, causing his eyes to widen and beads of sweat to gather on his forehead.
'I didn't even see him move!'
Fixing his burning red glare on Saizou, Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon hissed at him through gritted teeth.
"One. More. Word."
Saizou gulped, regretting it almost immediately as the bobbing motion of his Adam's apple caused the blade the glide along his neck, giving him a sense of how truly sharp he was.
"The two of you, stop! We are in class!"
The two were frozen for a moment, before Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon retrieved his sword in a movement too fast for it to even be seen, causing it to recede into the shadows of his leather overcoat.
"Yes, Nekonome-sensei."
With those words Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon returned to his seat, ignoring the way the rest of the room stared at him, the men with fear or anger in their gazes, while the girls stared at him while sporting massive blushes.
Even Nekonome was immune to whatever caused this wave of blushes, her own face glowing red as she stammered.
"N-now now, L-Lu-Lucifedge M-Mammon Armageddon-san, there is no need to resort to violence! Our academy frowns upon such displays! Since it is your first day I'll let you go with only a verbal warning! The same to you, Saizou. You get a verbal warning only because no one got truly hurt. Do this again and you will be punished. Now return to your seat!"
Saizou fixed Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon with a glare that was equal parts fearful and angry, before returning to his seat. For the rest of the class, Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon was forced to ignore curious stares, murmurs and glares from all over the room.
-X-
Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon did not spare a second to anyone as soon as the final bell rang, leaving the school building and trying to find his way towards the dorm rooms.
He was looking around the area, familiarizing himself with the points of reference he could use to guide himself, when a shriek attracted his attention.
He walked towards the source of the noise, his eyes narrowing at the image he saw.
Akashiya Moka and Aono Tsukune were both at the edge of a cliff, a massive stretch of choppy red water crashing into the cliff side behind them, while Saizou stood in front of them, a nasty grin on his mouth, while one of his arms slowly grew in size, tearing the sleeve of his shirt apart.
He decided that that wasn't any of his business, turning around with the intent to find his way towards his dorms-
"No!"
Moka's voice caused him to halt mid-step, an unwanted image popping back into his mind. He turned back towards them, seeing Moka staring at Saizou desperately, her shirt shredded completely and leaving her torso bare, while Tsukune lied on the ground a small distance away, groaning in pain.
"Please, stop! Don't-"
"Shut the fuck up!"
Saizou smacked his still human-looking hand against Moka's face, knocking her down and causing her to stop being able to cover her chest with her arms, revealing her bare torso. He licked his lips with a disturbingly long tongue, large amounts of saliva slobbering from his mouth and all over his chin as his jaw widened and his teeth increased in size. His face started gradually gaining a green tint, while his arm grew even further, tearing the entirety of his shirt apart.
"You thought you could fucking reject me? If you aren't going to accept the honor of becoming my woman on your own, then I'll make you into my woma-"
"Could you sink any lower?"
Both Saizou and Moka reacted in shock at that voice, their gazes flickering over towards the steadily approaching form of Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon.
"Not only are an ignorant fool, but you are also a disgusting rapist. Why do you even exist?"
Saizou recoiled from Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon as he remembered the feel of a blade on his neck from earlier, however he soon rallied himself, turning his back towards the downed Moka and squaring up with the approaching classmate.
"Disgusting Rapist? That bitch should be grateful that I even set my eyes to her. If she didn't want me to fuck her, she should've been stronger than me, or have gotten together with someone stronger! Now, since Nekonome isn't here, I can finally take care of you, and make sure you never annoy me again!"
After saying these words, Saizou charged towards Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon, his transformed arm cocked back for a devastating punch-
"RAGH!"
Only for a pained scream to involuntarily rip it's way out of his mouth as his widened eyes stared at the three deep gouges that were cut into his transformed arm.
Moka stared in shocked surprise at the dark clothed man that now stood in front of her, until his dark cloak fell over her, covering her view.
"Use it to cover yourself."
Moka pulled the coat away from her face, her face confused as she spoke.
"Why are you helping me?"
"I'm not."
"W-wha-"
"I'm simply getting even for what happened earlier, back in our classroom. Don't read too much into it."
"RAHHHHH! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
The two turned their focus back towards Saizou, only for Moka's eyes to widen in horror at the sight of a grotesque muscular abomination more than twice as large as Saizou, with bone plate and spurs spread around his body in a seemingly random manner, and extremely sharp claws and fangs. The gouges in his arms seemed to have completely sealed.
"THIS IS MY TRUE FORM!" He spoke with full clarity, despite the fact that his overly long tongue hung grotesquely out of his mouth, allowing saliva to fall out in copious amounts. "NOW I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Having said that, Saizou charged towards Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon, his claws spread and poised to tear at his throat...
"Heh, true form? Weak."
Only for his blow to be completely stopped by a hand clamping onto his wrist with no effort. He glared incredulously at his would-be victim, cocking his arm back to strike only for it to be caught as well.
"You're this weak, and you want to fight against humans? Heh... Make me laugh."
An instant later, Saizou's eyes widened as dozens of wounds appeared all over his torso, blood splashing freely even as he fell back, his wrists having been released.
He could only stare incredulously at Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon, his eyes taking in what looked like a pair of wings made up of fractals, the color of the darkest void, before turning towards Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon himself, watching as he rubbed blood between his fingers with a disgusted look on his face.
"Wha-" Saizou wheezed out, "W-what... Are... You..."
"Your death."
In an instant, a fraction of Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon's wings flew towards Saizou, taking the shape of a blade mid-flight and slashing open his throat, before returning back to it's rightful spot.
Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon turned away from Saizou and towards Moka, noticing the fact that her pupils had dilated to the extreme, a blush stained her face, and her barely covered chest heaved as she took deep, gulping breaths.
"What's wrong, little bat? Are you feeling peckish?"
Moka didn't give any response other than to try to jump Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon, being stopped by his hands on her shoulders.
"Are you sure that you want to take a bite from me? I should warn you, girl, the consequences would be permanent. You would be bound to me as my familiar, for the rest of eternity."
Seeing that the girl didn't seem to hesitate any more even in the face of that information, Lucifedge released her shoulders.
"Fine, go ahead. But you should know that you will likely come to regret drinking the blood of the Anti-Christ, the son of Lucifer himself!"
Having said those words, Lucifedge Mammon Armageddon allowed his pitch black wings to completely cover himself and the pink-haired girl that was now latched to his neck by the mouth, his thoughts straying back to uncomfortable places.
'PLEASE DON'T! NOT MY SON! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING TO ME BUT DON'T HURT MY BABY!'
'I will avenge you, mom. I promised. Both from the monsters that killed you, and from my shitty old man. THAT I SWEAR!'
-Chapter, End-
Alright, so writing this almost made me physically ill. I felt like quitting quite a few times, but I was already pretty invested, so I decided not to. I did almost everything I could to make this as obnoxious a story as I could without having to resort to bad grammar, orthography or formatting.
If any of you enjoy overly-edgy OC's with poorly defined goals and that sorta just coexist with the 'plot' rather than drive it, then I hope you enjoyed this, as I'm unlikely to write something like this again. I already moved on from this stage, thank you very much.
So... Yeah. Stay safe, wash your hands, have a good day, and may god forgive my soul for having written this abomination.
