100Author's Note: So looking over my one shots, I've found that people really like when I write cracky shitpost stories featuring rare Jaune pairs. So here I present to you, the first of its kind, Jaune x Jinn.
Enjoy.
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop…
Except that it did. The party was over. They were in Atlas. And it. Was. Dull.
Team JNPR minus the P sat in their dorm room in Atlas Academy. Minus the P in more ways than one, with Pyrrha being dead and Oscar being absent. It was better that way. Ever since Argus, Oscar had started clinging to the team despite the fact that they'd made it clear that no one wanted him. It was obvious to Jaune that the parasitic host inside the boy had already begun taking root, and it now just in Oscar's nature to leech off of people who didn't want him around.
It was strange, but Jaune still hadn't gotten used to the doldrums by now. It seemed that every so often he went through a period of extreme boredom where nothing happened at all, only for something huge to finally hit out of nowhere and put him and his friend's lives in danger. First it had been an attack on downtown Vale. Then an attack on Beacon itself. Then running into that nasty Nuckelavee. The attack on Haven Academy. And finally the Argus incident when they'd had to fight both Carolyn Cordovin and a giant sea Grimm.
It seemed as if his whole life had just become a series of unexpected climaxes ever deciding to become a huntsman. He wondered what kind of calamity would befall him in the coming weeks?
"Ugh!" Nora groaned, her head falling back against a pillow. "I'm bored!"
That made two of them. Probably three as well. Ren didn't talk much. He'd never talked much. It was a wonder that Nora found the guy appealing at all. What was it about him that did it for her? The slim and slender body? The long flowing black hair? The fancy clothes. Wait, did Nora think Ren was a girl? Was Nora into girls? Uh oh. Maybe someone should tell her that Ren was, in fact, a guy. Jaune knew. Jaune had seen him in the shower.
"We could go down to Mantle and participate in the election," Ren offered. "You know, take polls. Ask people their thoughts on the candidates. Really get to take part in the democratic process."
"Oh my gods, I already said I was bored!" Nora said as she sat back up. "Do you honestly think paying attention to a freakin' election is entertaining stuff? Seriously. If this whole election doesn't do anything useful or exciting then it'll be a complete waste of time."
Jaune had to agree. Despite how vital it was to society, there were few things more boring than speculating on an upcoming politcal election.
He racked his brain trying to think of something they could do to pass the time. "Oh, what if we go spend some more time with Team FNKI?" he suggested. "We had fun the other day training with them, didn't we?"
"I'll pass," Ren said this time. "Team FNKI are kind of one trick ponies, and if you spend too much time around them they'll start to get on your nerves. Except for Kobalt and Ivori. Can you believe there are two people out there who are even more boring than I am?"
Jaune was hard-pressed to disagree. Besides, they'd already schooled the Atlas students once. What more could they gain by beating them in a fight again? Honestly, they'd probably never even see the team ever again.
"Oh! I've got it!" Nora exclaimed, leaping to her feet. She approached the Relic of Knowledge which sat casually on one of the desks. "Let's summon Jinn!"
Before Jaune could protest the idea, the world around them seemed to halt. The lamp lifted from its resting place, and a glowing, light blue mist seemed to emanate from the ancient lamp. Floating gracefully in the air, the Relic moved to the center of the room, where it's glowing blue body gave off an ever-intensifying light.
Finally, the blue mist erupted from the lamp, coalescing to form a gigantic, and honestly, beautiful woman. With brilliant light blue skin, dark blue hair, and golden chains wrapped around her shockingly nude form, the being who inhabited the Relic of Knowledge known as Jinn took form before the trio of bored teenagers.
"Whoa!" Nora gushed. "Check out the gazungas on her!"
For once in her life, Nora wasn't wrong. Jinn possessed massive, albeit nippleless breasts. Still, this did nothing to detract from her incredible beauty. With long toned legs, a slender stomach, and a firm backside, Jinn. Was. Hot!
The genie stretched, all of her fun parts jiggling as her arms came over her head, and in Jaune's mind a seductive moan slipped through her lips as chains rattled and jiggly bits settled back into place. "Wonderful," Jinn proclaimed, her dark blue eyes finally settling on those who had summoned her.
Jaune couldn't help but gawk in awe. This was the first time he'd actually seen the genie. Sure, he'd heard stories from Yang about her being 'some hot naked blue chick', but seeing was believing. She was. She sure was.
Jinn regarded the teens and their surprise with amusement, and one of her hands came up to her face as she peered down upon them. "Tell me. What knowledge do you seek?"
Jaune had a plethora of questions on his mind. Important questions. How could he defeat Cinder and avenge Pyrrha's death? If he amped up Ruby's Semblance could she go back in time? Was watching the second season of The Quintessential Quintuplets really worth his time now that he knew which one Futaro wound up marrying? Truly these were the most important questions on his mind that he could ask an all-knowing genie from a Relic created by the god of light.
"Jinn, we're bored!" Nora wailed. "We don't wanna actually use the last question though. So can we just ask you some really easy stuff?"
Jinn's expression changed, and her arms came to fold across her massive jubblies which only squished them to appear even bigger. "Nora Valkyrie, this is highly irregular. To summon the avatar of the Relic of Knowledge…"
"Oh come on! Ruby did it last month in Argus!"
A super-sized sigh escaped through the genie's nostrils. "That she did," she conceded. "And it does get awfully dull spending all of my time asleep in the lamp." Jinn's arms came out wide, displaying her nippleless wonders for the boys, and maybe the girl, in the room to admire once more. "Very well. In the interest of entertainment, I shall permit you to ask me 'easy stuff'," she echoed, using her fingers to create air quotes for Nora's earlier words. She looked around, as if searching for something. "If you're going to make a game out of this, do any of you have alcohol in your possession?"
"No," Ren answered. "It would be irresponsible for us to have any of that with Osc-"
"Right here!" Nora cut him off, producing a bottle of Six Swans Vodka from underneath one of the bunks.
"Superb," Jinn smiled, taking the presented offering from Nora and twisting the top off. Taking deep gulps, the genie downed half of the bottle before pulling it away and breathing a gasp of satisfaction.
She handed it back to Nora, who grinned up at the supernatural creature with glimmering, star-struck eyes. "So cool…" she whispered excitedly. She turned to Ren. "I wanna be like her when I grow up!"
"You're already nineteen, Nora," he told her. "You're grown up. Even if you act like a hyperactive nine year old."
"And she's like four bajillon! Point is I've got plenty of time to grow up!"
Jinn crossed her legs into a sitting position despite still floating in mid-air. She hovered between Jaune and Ren, and across from Nora. "Now then. What questions do you have for me? What about the world of Remnant would you like to know?"
Jaune hummed as his eyes went up to the ceiling in thought. Suddenly a question from his storied past entered his mind. "Did Neptune and Weiss ever do it back at Beacon?"
Jinn laughed, and her breasts boobily bounced, causing Jaune to stare at her tantalizingly titillating tits. "Of course not. Why, Neptune is still a virgin. His fear of water also applies to getting girls wet, oddly enough. That's the true reason he declined to ask her to the dance."
Jaune breathed a sigh of relief. He may have been over Weiss, but at least Neptune hadn't gotten any of her sweet, cold, ice pussy either. "Well that's good to know. I knew Weiss was smarter than-"
"Weiss on the other hand has been railed repeatedly back at Beacon Academy by her teammate Yang courtesy of a yellow strap-on lovingly dubbed 'Bumblebee Jr.'. She prefers doggystyle, and loves it when Yang spanks her 'Schnee booty'," she said, once more making air quotes.
Well. That certainly was unexpected. And hot. And way better for the maimed blonde girl than Blake. Jaune wondered what that meant for Yang and Blake's budding relationship. Well, seeing how Blake had four love interests, it was only fair that Yang got someone besides her.
"Oh! Oh! Me next!" Nora shouted, holding one arm up like a student waiting to be called on in class, while the other shoved the half-full bottle of vodka to her lips. After a brief chug she licked her lips clean and asked her question. "Did Ozpin know something was up at Beacon? Could he have stopped it from getting attacked?"
The genie breathed a long, forlorn sigh. "I have known the man you call Ozpin for millennia. Let's just say he isn't the most… proactive of heroes. Why the gods entrusted him with the task of saving humanity, I'll never know."
Jaune frowned. He didn't like where this was going. "What exactly does that mean…?"
Jinn motioned with a hand for Nora to pass her the bottle and took another swig. "Ozpin did know that the minions of Salem had infiltrated Beacon Academy. He knew that the CCT tower was attacked the night of the school dance. He knew both the Fall Maiden and the Relic of Choice were at risk from the same people who had put the poor woman into a coma."
"He what?" Ren gasped. "Why didn't he do anything?"
"Oh, he did. He sent a team of four inexperienced first year huntresses down to the tunnels of Mountain Glenn, where they failed to stop an attack which breached the city and allowed Grimm to run amok."
"That's it? That's all he did?"
"That's it," Jinn confirmed.
Jaune blinked. Knowing that his arch foe was making a move, all Ozpin did was… send Team RWBY to do nothing except fail in their mission? What kind of an incompetent old fool was he!?
"I think I'm gonna need some of that," Jaune said, calling for the bottle. Wanting to drown out the sorrow of knowing that Pyrrha had only died due to Ozpin being a total dickweasel, Jaune drank deep from the bottle of vodka, uncaring of how much his throat burned as he chugged the stuff.
"I think we're gonna need some more booze," Nora said as she watched Jaune almost drain the last of the Six Swans in his grief.
"As the all-knowing avatar of the Relic of Knowledge, I can tell you where to get more," Jinn smirked.
"I freakin' love this chick!" Nora gushed as she stood up, her knees a little wobbly as she tilted from side to side. "She's like the big brother I never had who gives me drinks!"
Nora left to stumble her way to General Ironwood's quarters. There she found a treasure trove of alcohol ranging from vodka to wine to beer to whiskey. When she'd returned they found her carrying the plethora of bottles using her shirt as a makeshift bag, pulled it up to cradle the bottles against her chest while exposing her toned stomach for the world to see.
She dumped them gently on the floor, and three of the four inhabitants in the room grabbed a bottle and continued drinking.
It was at this point that Jaune realized just how wrong things could go when you mixed alcohol with an all-knowing genie.
"The first time… Jaune saw you, Ren," Jinn said happily, her knowing grin spread from pointy ear to pointy ear. "He thought you were a girl. He was soooo happy about sharing a room with three girls on his team, and thought it was going to be like one big harem anime. And then he heard you speak." Jinn laughed, boobs bouncing and drink swirling. "Instant boner kill."
Jaune would have been more embarrassed if he hadn't been tipsy himself. His face was flushed from both, and all he could do in having his secret exposed was chuckle. It wasn't his fault! If it wasn't for his voice Ren could totally be a girl! He was an absolute trap.
Nora apparently found it hilarious, and by this point she'd moved next to Ren. She wrapped her arms around the boy protectively as she stared at Jaune. "S-sorry, Jaune. But Ren's my man! Even if I do think it'd be really hot if you two got it on…"
Ren was the only one who wasn't drinking, being the total buzzkill that he was. He sat there stone-faced, totally unaffected by the way Nora and Jinn were talking about him. He was just as bland and boring as always.
"Nora's first sexual experience came when she was thirteen years old," Jinn followed up. "This one time… at huntress camp… she stuck Magnhild up her-"
"No!" Nora wailed, lunging at the genie and failing to make it more than two feet away from Ren before she'd fallen flat on her face. Jaune and Jinn laughed heartily at the fail.
"How'd you even do that?" Jaune wondered. "Your pussy must be like this wide," he said, stretching out his hands to indicate size.
"It was the haaaandle…" Nora moaned as her face remained buried in the carpet.
"Which is much longer and thicker than Ren's prick," Jinn said knowingly.
Jaune winced. What a burn. Of course the hammer handle would be longer, but thicker as well? It was a wonder that Nora didn't just go full weapon-sexual and use Magnhild to pleasure herself instead of Ren. Both were about equal in terms of personality.
Ren stood up from his seat on the floor and reached down to pull Nora up. "Nora. I think it's about time we left."
Coming up to her feet and using the boy to maintain her balance, Nora pulled out her scroll and gasped. "You're right! It's sex-o-clock!"
Jaune pulled out his own scroll. "Don't you mean twelve-thirty?"
Nora grinned. "I know what I said." Suddenly she'd become the controlling party, and she snatched Ren's hand before pulling him behind her. "Come on, Ren. The small hand's on top of the big hand, and that means mama gets to ride her pony."
Jaune watched as Nora dragged Ren from their own room, presumably to find another in order to bang in. That left him alone with the immortal genie of the lamp.
"For the record, twelve-thirty is when they do cowgirl," Jinn explained. "Six-o-clock is missionary because the minute hand is above the hour hand. Three is doggystyle because the-"
"I think I get the formula," Jaune interrupted.
It seemed that everyone in his social circle was having sex these days. Ren and Nora. Yang and Blake. Weiss and Winter. Okay, maybe that last one was only in his fantasies. I mean, how could he not think about some grade A Schneebling incest? For two cold ladies they were both smoking hot.
The point was that he was the only one not getting any. And Ruby, but as everyone knew she had both the mind and maturity of a five year old and didn't even know what sex was. So that just left him.
Sure, he could easily score with that nice Cassy lady who made him casseroles. But he had no idea where that Mantle pussy had been if she's already squeezed out a kid. He wasn't about to get involved in something where he wound up taking care of someone else's child.
As he stared over at the naked blue lady in the room, Jaune couldn't help but feel like he had the biggest case of blue balls in the history of Remnant.
Maybe it was the alcohol talking, but an idea suddenly came to mind. One that would solve all their problems. "Jinn."
"Yes, Jaune?" Despite the alcohol the genie still somehow maintained an air of dignity about her.
"I wanna use the last question."
Jinn's hands came together happily, and she bowed her head. "Wonderful," she said with a genuine smile. "Ask anything of me, Jaune Arc, and I shall give you an answer. I should warn you, however, to not waste this question on trivial matters like you did while we indulged in alcohol. This is not a freebie. This is the real deal."
Jaune knew this. He also knew that Jinn would never answer this question for him if it had been done in good fun like the others. He wanted this answer. He wanted it more than anything right now.
"Alright. Jinn," he said slowly. Deliberately. "I want to know what it's like to have sex with you."
For the first time in millennia, Jinn was surprised by a question. What was more surprising was her lack of knowledge for how to answer such a question.
"Jaune, you must understand," she said carefully. "Knowledge of this nature cannot simply be implanted in your brain, nor shown to you through a vision or a memory. It must be… gleaned through practical, firsthand experience."
Jaune nodded. "I know."
"And knowing this you still wish… to use your last question in order to… know me?"
Jaune wanted to know all of her. Inside and out. He was tired of everyone around him getting love, but getting none himself. What, was he supposed to go the rest of his life alone because a girl he'd known for less than a year died? They never even dated! Considering he could die in any of the next life climaxes that happened, he did not want to die a virgin.
"You gotta understand, I'm losing my mind here. I keep hearing the clapping everywhere I go. The sounds of Renora and Bumblebee. This could affect me on missions if this goes on. You're the only one I can turn to for this. There's no one else on the team who would agree to have sex with me."
"Neo would."
"... what?"
"Oh, my apologies. The problem with knowing everything is that you never know what's meant to be a secret. In another timeline, Neo Politan would have become the new P on your team rather than Oscar Pine, and the two of you would have murdered Cinder Fall before celebrating and having hot sex next to her still-warm corpse."
Honestly, Jaune liked the sound of that. However, the die was already cast. Neo may have been short and had a murder boner for Cinder, but Jinn was a nine foot tall babe with tits the size of his head. Who cares if she didn't have nipples? Soft and squishy was still soft and squishy!
"... either way, I'd rather it were you banging me."
Jinn stood, her towering form hovering before Jaune as he stared up eagerly at her blue basketballs. "I must say, this is a highly irregular request," she admitted softly. "No holder of the Relic has ever requested to… have sex with me."
"Even Ozpin?"
"Especially Ozpin." She snorted a disgusted sigh. "Every time the man would summon me all he ever did was talk to me about his ex. Even if he had wished to engage in carnal relations with me, knowing that he would be thinking about Salem during it would have been a complete mood killer."
Somehow that didn't surprise Jaune. Knowing what he did about that absolute loser of a man, Jinn could have sat on his face and all Ozpin would have done was talk about the time Salem had smothered him with a pillow during their long, pointless war.
"So… how exactly does this work now?" Jaune asked. Gazing over her body, he saw how despite the fact that she was nude, she not only didn't possess nipples and areolas, but she lacked a vagina too.
"Come, take my hand," Jinn said, offering hers out for the young man to take. The swirling blue mist around her intensified, spinning around like a tornado as Jaune neared. "And we will be transported to a place where your question will be answered.
As soon as Jaune took hold of Jinn he too was enveloped in the swirling miasma. The room spun around him, and the last sight his eyes saw was Jinn's smiling face as she hugged him close to her before the world went black.
Jaune awoke to find himself in the softest, most comfortable bed he'd ever had the pleasure of lying in. He felt completely and totally refreshed as if he'd just slept for a whole week straight. It was a struggle to even open his eyes, and his body wanted nothing more than to return to the deep and peaceful slumber he'd just woken from.
Slowly but surely, however, blue eyes cracked open to reveal… not his dorm room in Atlas Academy. And not even on a bed at all. What lay under him was a pile of ornate cushions which were far more comfortable than he ever could have imagined.
The room, if he could even call it that, was surrounded by spherical walls resembling that of a hollowed out pumpkin. Decorated purple and gold, and covered in gems, he would have called the place beautiful if not for one decorative design.
Sitting up he found himself surrounded by posters of a strange yellow figure. All around, everywhere he turned, the being was there in some way, shape, or form. Until he finally laid eyes on a welcome and familiar sight, and by the gods…
Jinn had nipples!
The genie hummed with delight, crawling over to the prone boy on her hands and knees, a knowing smile on her all-knowing lips. "Wonderful. You're awake."
Jaune stretched, and when he looked down he realized that he was completely naked. His clothes were nowhere in sight. Normally this would be the first question on his mind and through his lips, but there were so many things he wanted to know that it could be put on the backburner for now.
"Jinn?" he asked. "What's going on? Where are we?"
"Why, we're inside the Relic, of course," she said, inching closer and closer toward him. Chains rattled and breasts dangled down, and Jaune saw how her nipples and areolas shared the same dark blue color of her lips.
"Okay, that makes sense…" he trailed off, unsure if he quite believed himself. "So, um, question. What's with all the… posters of the faceless yellow guy with antlers?"
Jinn came up to her knees to kneel before him, and in doing so Jaune realized that she was no longer nine feet tall, but rather looked to be a normal and healthy six feet tall. A gorgeous bombshell of a woman who now seemed to possess all of the anatomically correct bits that a real woman would.
"Your mortal eyes have the privilege of gazing upon the creator of both your species and myself," she said with pride in her voice. "What you see is the god of light himself, the creator of this world and my master. You might say I'm his biggest fan…"
That made sense as well. Jinn had posters of the guy all over her lamp like a teenage girl might have ones of The Achieve Men. So this was Jinn's home? It was kind of cramped. With no doors or windows did that mean there wasn't a bathroom? Did genie's even need to do that sort of thing? There was so much he didn't know…
Her blue hand came up to lovingly graze his cheek. Jaune felt himself shiver under the amazingly warm touch of the genie. "Did you rest well?" she asked.
"Yeah. I feel incredible. How long was I asleep?"
"A week," she stated nonchalantly. Jaune's eyes almost bugged out at the answer. "You needed time to rest in order to build up your strength and stamina for what is to come."
Jaune moved to stand, but a firm hand pressed against his chest to keep him in place. Still, this didn't stop him from entering full-blown panic mode. "A week? I've been gone a week?" His mind was racing a mile a minute wondering just what was going on in the outside world. "My friends. My friends must be worried sick about me! If I've been missing for a week-"
He was silenced when Jinn placed her index finger on his lips, ending his outburst in an instant. "Shhh," she whispered. "None of that. Do not concern yourself over the mortal world. All that matters is the here and now, Jaune. Me. Us. Coming together as one. The pursuit of knowledge for us both…"
"Knowledge…" he echoed. "What kind of knowledge?"
Looping a leg around his waist, Jinn came to straddle Jaune, resting her hands on his bare chest. They began to slowly and sensually rub his skin, and an aroused moan slipped through the genie's lips. "I know why humans enjoy sexual intercourse, but I've always wanted to experience such knowledge firsthand. And thanks to you, Jaune," she said, coming to bring her face close to his ear. Her breasts squished down against his chest. "I will."
That's right. His last question. He'd asked Jinn to… to… show him what it was like to have sex with her. It had been easy enough to forget that little detail when you found yourself waking up inside a magic lamp with a very naked and very anatomically correct blue woman flaunting her body around.
The genie rubbed her chest against his, her nipples becoming hard from the stimulation. Jaune felt every bit of them against his own toned chest. His hands came to wrap around Jinn's back, and he stared up into her gorgeous dark blue eyes. "So, just wondering. How are you suddenly, um, so human?" he asked. He could feel more new bits than just her nipples rubbing against him. A hot and wet pussy was practically begging for attention while she sat atop his waist.
"I'm forced to censor myself in the mortal world," she explained. "The Relic, however, is my domain. I make the rules here. I control all. Including you."
Okay, Jaune had never known how badly he wanted to be dominated by a six foot tall blue genie until she was straddling him. This was the greatest use of the Relic's power ever. Ozpin was a total cuck loser not to have thought about banging this smoking hot babe.
As Jaune's hands wandered down to cup Jinn's firm and ample ass, he gave her cheeks a lustful squeeze, feeling the blue flesh pinching between his fingers. A throaty chuckle sounded, followed by a moan as she delighted in his amorous advances.
"Yes, this is the knowledge you seek," she purred before taking hold of his arms to remove his hands from her backside. "I will give it to you willingly. And you in turn will indulge in my desire for knowledge as well."
The golden chains wrapped around her body flew off, wrapping around Jaune's wrists and pinning his hands back against the wall of the inside of the lamp. Jaune found himself unable to break his bindings, and looked up at them before he felt Jinn adjusting herself on his body.
"Out there I am bound by the wishes of mortal men," she breathed excitedly. She grabbed hold of his incredibly erect cock, positioning itself underneath her waiting blue pussy. "In here, however, mortal men are bound to my wishes…"
She lowered herself onto Jaune's shaft, allowing his head to slowly spear through her tight, virgin lips. Jinn let out a gasp of pleasure as she continued to plunge down on him inch by inch. All Jaune could do was let out his own rapturous breaths as the stunningly-beautiful genie impaled herself on his cock.
"Can you imagine what it's like, Jaune?" she wondered softly, settling in on him before her hands returned to his chest. "To be all-knowing. To know in theory about the pleasures of the flesh, but unable to experience them for myself? Let me tell you something, mortal," she spoke hungrily, as she dragged her fingernails lightly across his chest. "Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the cunt…"
And with those words, Jinn rode him. She rode him with aggression and vigor the likes of which Jaune couldn't have imagined. Not even Nora could have ridden Ren this hard. Jinn wasn't bound by the rules of mortal men and women as her hips bounced wildly on his pelvis. Her huge breasts flopped and jiggled, clapping against each other as she used Jaune to obtain the knowledge she had always sought. And in return, give Jaune the knowledge he had asked for in using his last question.
The genie's regal voice had once spoke of wisdom with such confidence. Here and now, however, it was nothing but wild gasps and moans as the being ground and bucked against Jaune's hips, sliding up on his cock before plunging herself back down until she'd stuffed herself once more. The all-knowing genie of the lamp was moaning like a cheap whore on Jaune's dick, and all he could do was lie there and stare up in amazement while she got her fill.
"Oh… oh brother of light!" she wailed, fingers digging into his chest. "It's magnificent! It's simply superb! I see now why humans and faunus fornicate with such little regard for the consequences of their actions!"
Jaune's teeth grit together, feeling himself getting close. He hated that he wouldn't last long on his first time, but the speed and vigor with which Jinn was riding him was giving him no choice. He was going to erupt like a volcano in the genie. He wondered if a being such as her could even get pregnant.
"Jinn…" he growled, trying desperately to hold back while she pummeled his poor pelvis with her slender hips. "I'm gonna cum…"
"Mmm, wonderful!" she exclaimed, lowering herself to bring her face closer to his. Her breasts hung just below his neck, and he could see the excitement in her eyes as she continued to grind her cunt on his shaft. "My first cream pie. Do it, Jaune. I want to experience what a human female feels when she attempts to get pregnant. I want you to shoot your hot seed inside me…"
He didn't need to be told twice. Not that he had any real choice in the matter, being chained up and ridden like a mule by the energetic and horny genie. Jaune held on for as long as he could, wanting to prolong the pleasure as much as possible before he finally came.
Finally, mercifully, that moment came. Jaune groaned, shooting massive spurts of his cum up into Jinn's waiting and eager pussy. She didn't let up, and as the seconds went by Jinn milked Jaune for all he had, accepting shot after shot of semen into her immortal womb. Only when Jaune's breathing became labored and ragged did Jinn finally relent, slowing down and coming to rest peacefully on his waist.
"Divine, simply divine," she breathed, her face covered in perspiration. Her hands cupped his face lovingly, and she went in to place a gentle kiss on his lips. One Jaune tiredly returned. She'd exhausted him, pushing him well past the point of his normal masturbation sessions. "And people say that learning can't be fun…"
Jaune was a sweaty mess. He was tired and had spent his seed. He was chained to a wall, and there was a beautiful immortal genie still impaled on his cock. Yet he was forced to agree with Jinn's words. Learning what it was like to have sex with her was indeed the most fun thing he'd ever experienced in his life.
"And now for round two," she said happily as her hips began to move on his with renewed vigor.
"W-what?" he gasped, feeling pleasure surging through his still-hard cock once more. "Again?"
A hand came to gently cup his cheek once more. "Please understand, Jaune. You wished to know what it was like to have sex with me, and you shall. I have ten thousand years of pent up desire and lust, and I will not let the opportunity to satisfy it slip through my fingers." Her fingers stroked his face lovingly. "Nor will I let you."
Jinn began to ride him in earnest again, and this time Jaune lasted a bit longer, having already blown his load once before. However, eventually the sight of her smooth stomach and bouncing boobies pushed him over the edge once more, and Jaune came for a second time in her incredibly tight snatch.
When she finally dismounted him Jinn released Jaune from his shackles, and the boy rubbed his sore wrists which had struggled against their bonds while she'd taken him to pound town. What Jaune hadn't expected was for the genie to lie back on the soft cushions of the floor and spread her long legs wide for him.
"Again?" he breathed, staring incredulously at the blue woman who was presenting herself for him.
"I have knowledge of every sex position ever thought of by mankind," she stated with a smug smile. "I intend to experience every single one of them with you."
Jaune was still panting as he stared at her, but found that his cock was still somehow hard. He supposed that having a ready, willing, and waiting partner would do that to a guy.
"I mean, the mind is willing, but I don't know how much longer I can last," he admitted.
"Fear not," she smirked, inviting him to come closer to her with the wiggling of her finger. "For we have all the time in the world here in this lamp…"
Jaune found himself more than willing to climb atop the waiting genie, and as he stared down upon her smiling face, grabbed hold of his cock and pushed it back inside her.
Jinn's arms wrapped around his back as Jaune was the one to take control this time, pumping down into the genie as her legs kicked up wildly in the air.
It had been a whole year since Jaune had woken up inside the lamp. A year of fucking Jinn every night. A year without food. Without water. Without the need to use the bathroom. Sleep came when Jaune needed to recharge his body's batteries, but every day he woke up he knew that Jinn would be ready to try yet another position with him. Another day of sex. Making love. Fucking. Whatever the level of passion, whatever the pace they set, she was ready for it. In time, his body had become accustomed to it as well.
Life inside the Relic was strange. Jaune was able to view every event which had ever occurred in the world. He was able to see a time before recorded history. A time when the gods had walked among mankind. The first human civilizations, and the origin of Salem. When he and Jinn weren't banging, it was like watching a documentary on TV, getting to watch the history of the world unfold before his very eyes.
When they were banging, he was getting stronger. His stamina grew by the day. His strength increased every time he picked Jinn up in his arms and banged her against the wall. In a year's time Jaune had gone from in shape to absolutely ripped. He still recalled the genie's words from the earliest days of their sexapades.
"Please note, training under this type of duress is not for the faint of heart, weak-minded, or weak-willed. The training is arduous, physically and mentally draining, but the effects speak for themselves."
When Jaune was returned to the mortal world after his question for Jinn was fulfilled he was a changed man. One year older. One year wiser. One year stronger. And, most importantly of all, one year more experienced in the art of love. He'd fucked Jinn in every position he'd ever known, and a thousand more. These days he could probably make Weiss or Yang wet simply by looking at them a certain way.
He knew his friends must have been worried sick about him, but he was strong now. He was more than ready to take on Salem and her minions. Armed with knowledge that all of them, including Ozpin himself could only dream of, he knew what had to be done to defeat the Dark Queen.
Now all he had to do was find his friends. They'd probably all moved on from Atlas since his disappearance. He could only hope that they were all alive and okay…
The door opened, and to his surprise Nora was on the other side. Her teal eyes widened. "Oh my gods! Jaune!"
She leapt at him, and the old Jaune would have been tackled from his feet from his teammate's glomp. This new Jaune, however, stood firm and caught the airborne girl as she held him tightly.
"Oh we were so worried, Jaune," she cried. "Where have you been?"
A year was a long time. He could only hope they'd find it in their hearts to forgive him. "Sorry, Nora. I, um, well it's a long story. You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
"You can tell me tonight," she smiled as she pulled back away from him. "Ruby and Penny are going to that election thing, and I was gonna go too. But now that you're back I need to hear where you've been this past day."
Certain words stuck out to Jaune. Election. Day. Something was off. "Nora? How long was I missing for?"
"I told you already. A day! Where in the world did you even go? Don't tell me that blonde in the red jacket hit you up for a booty call!"
A day. Yet inside the lamp it had been a year. Huh. Interesting. Was there some sort of hyperbolic time chamber thing going on in there?
Jaune felt Nora's hands roam over his body, but after having been Jinn's sex partner for the past year, Nora's hands felt cold an inexperienced compared to the genie's. "Damn, Jaune!" Nora exclaimed. "How'd you get so jacked? What kind of secret training have you been doing?"
He smiled knowingly. Only the best kind. "Um, I've been focusing on a lot of… endurance training lately…"
"Mm!" Nora hummed excitedly, pinching his bicep on his left arm. "Well keep it up! If you keep training like this Salem's not gonna stand a chance!"
Little did Nora know that she was exactly right. Jaune knew everything now. A year pleasing the avatar of the Relic of Knowledge had its benefits, and those went beyond just sex. All Jaune had to do now was put that knowledge into practice, and the world would finally be safe from Salem.
All because he'd banged Jinn.
Ozpin was such a dumbass.
Author's Note: I sat down and started writing this at around ten PM last night on a whim. I finished it early this afternoon. It's surprisingly easy to write when you're just having fun. I suppose that's why I have such an affinity for smaller funny stories rather than longer serious ones these days.
Anyway, there you have it. The first Jaune x Jinn story. I don't know if a ship name for it exists yet, but I'm dubbing it Jauney in a Bottle.
Thanks for reading. I hope you liked this latest stupidity.
