An Enderman Stole My Dirt!

Author's Note: This is just for fun! No flames please and I repeat no flames please! Anyway enjoy!

An enderman stole my dirt

An enderman stole my sand

An enderman stole my grass

A creeper blew up my plans

The cake is a myth

The cake is a lie

I better watch out

For phantoms in the sky

Spiders on my roof

Spiders in my mine

Spiders in my house

Spiders in my life

Lava down below

Lava in my face

Lava burn me up

Lava give me space

Chicken give me egg

Cow give me milk

Pig give me pork chop

Spider give me silk

Place a torch here

Place a torch there

Place one in the dark

Place one everywhere

Beware zombies

Beware them all

Especially on a ledge

They make you fall

Grow some carrots

Grow some wheat

Grow some sugarcane

And don't be beat

Mine some cobblestone

Mine some dirt

Mine some iron

Mine it first

And when it gets dark

Don't be afraid

Just run inside your house

And sleep till the day

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