1In the bathroom, Timmy wiggled his buck teeth.
Timmy: Aw crap.
Amethyst poked at it.
Amethyst: Bro, it's all wiggly.
Timmy: My tooth is falling out! Did any of yours fell off, Amethyst?
Amethyst: Nah, our body is made of light.
Cosmo and Wanda poofed into the bathroom.
Wanda: What's wrong sport?
Timmy: My tooth is loose! I know, You guys can fix it, right?
Cosmo: Sorry, that's Tooth fairy territory.
Amethyst: Yep, she's in charge of the teeth stuff.
Wanda shuddered at her name.
Wanda: Damn Tooth Fairy, Why is she the most popular fairy?
Amethyst: I thought Tinkerbell was?
Wanda: She always get so many awards. I never did... My sister got a Zappy, my dad got a Zappy and my mother got a Zappy before she died.
Timmy: Yeesh...
Amethyst: That went depressing fast.
The depression was quickly interrupted by a blue fairy.
Fairy: Message for Cosmo Cosma Universe and Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma.
He sent out a pink envelope when suddenly, Garnet, Pearl and Steven ran into the room.
Steven: Could it be?
Timmy: Could WHAT be?
Fairy: You've been nominated to the Zappy awards! Your godchild and others can also come.
Garnet: Yes!
Steven: Let's go!
Timmy: Wait wha-?
Timmy found himself and the others in front of a hotel where many fairies were coming in and out.
Timmy: Where are we?
Pearl: The Venus Fairywinkle Memorial hotel.
Timmy: Venus Fairywinkle?
Garnet: She was a famous star...
They all started going into the hotel where a giant portrait of a fairy who looked exactly like Wanda with Blue hair. Timmy stared in amazement until he bumped into another fairy that also looked liked Wanda but she had blond hair. Behind the Wanda lookalike was an older looking male fairy.
Wanda: Big Daddy, Blonda! What are you doing here?
The Wanda lookalike who was apparently "Blonda" stood up and dusted her pants.
Blonda: What do you think?
The older fairy who was Big Daddy glared at Timmy and frowned.
Big Daddy: Wanda's godchild, right? Good luck...
Timmy gulped while Pearl stood in front of him.
Pearl: Hey, stop scaring him!
Big Daddy went to Wanda and Cosmo.
Big Daddy: Cosmo, haven't seen you since the wedding. Sorry about the marriage.
Cosmo scowled.
Cosmo: Shut the hell up!
Garnet: Come on guys, let's go.
They all left Big Daddy and Blonda and went to their room.
It had huge windows covering the walls, A TV and a pool. Amethyst and Steven both smiled and dove into the pool. Timmy noticed Wanda watching from a corner.
Timmy: Hey Wanda, you knew those people in the lobby did ya?
Wanda: Yes. My sister Blonda and my father Big Daddy.
Timmy couldn't help but snicker.
Timmy: Big Daddy? Really?
Wanda: We're fairies, not human.
Timmy: Right, sorry.
Later, Timmy went inside his guest room when he found the same fairy from the portrait in the lobby.
Timmy: Hey, you're that girl from the picture in the-!
Fairy: Quiet! Don't tell anyone I was here. Just call me V.
Timmy: V?
V: I'm a... relative of Wanda.
Timmy: What are you doing here?
V: I'm here to make sure Wanda wins that Zappy.
Suddenly, he heard footsteps. He turned around to see Steven and Amethyst by the door.
Steven: Who are you talking to?
Timmy looked where V was only to find that she had disappeared...
Timmy: Uh, myself.
Everyone later went to sleep... except for Wanda.
(The Pony I want to be from My little Pony Friendship is Magic)
Wanda
If I'm a fairy
Then why do I feel crappy?
Wanda got out of her bed and sulked out.
I'm as strong as a stone
Even that's not enough
There's something jagged in me
And I've made such mistakes
Wanda floated through the hallway. Timmy opened the door as he was awakened by the singing.
I thought Fairywinkles were hard
Though I feel I could break
Would you believe
That I've always wished I could be somebody else?
Yet I can't see
What I need to do to be the fairy I want to be
Wanda floated to the balcony with Timmy following her.
I've been told my whole life
What to do, what to say
Nobody showed me that
There might be some better way
And now I feel like I'm lost
I don't know what to do
The ground is sinking away
I'm about to fall through
Would you believe
That I've always wished I could be somebody else?
Yet I can't see
What I need to do to be the fairy I want to be
To be the fairy I want to be
When Wanda finished the song, she noticed Timmy.
Wanda: Timmy?
Timmy: Wanda, Is something-?
But before he could finish, Wanda poofed up sleeping gas and disappeared.
Timmy: Wha-zzz...
Timmy fell asleep. When he woke up it was morning. The Gems stood over his body.
Timmy: Urgh...
Garnet: You're all right.
Timmy looked around and saw he was back inside.
Pearl: We found you unconscious on the balcony.
Cosmo flew around the room.
Cosmo: WANDA?!
Amethyst: What did you do to Wanda?!
Timmy: I didn't do anything! For some weird reason, she broke into song, gave me sleeping gas and ran away.
Cosmo stopped in his tracks and ran to Timmy.
Cosmo: WHAAAAT?!
Garnet: Cosmo, calm down. Pearl, Amethyst, check the warp pads in case Wanda ran off to earth. Steven and Cosmo, you search around the hotel. I'm gonna search around Fairy World.
Timmy: What about me?
Garnet: Timmy, you're just an average kid. You should stay here.
Cosmo and the Gems poofed away, leaving Timmy alone. Timmy stood there silently until V appeared.
V: I see she disappeared.
Timmy: How-? Whatever. Do you know where she is.
V: I might have an idea...
They poofed to an old house.
V: This was Wanda's childhood home.
Timmy: How do you-?
Timmy turned to see V disappeared again. He walked into the old house which was empty.
All of the rooms were dusty and there were cracked photos. Timmy heard music from upstairs so he went up. He found the source of the music: A TV in front of a giant chair. Timmy glanced to a big portrait of a younger Blonda and Wanda with Big Daddy and a familiar looking woman... But before he could remember where he saw her, Wanda poked her head from the chair.
Wanda: Timmy?
Timmy: AAAAAHHHH!
Wanda: What the hell are you doing here?!
Timmy: Everyone was looking for you!
Wanda: Yeah right! No cares.
Timmy: What?! Not everyone is a jerk like your family!
Wanda: They are not jerks! You don't even know me that much!
Timmy: Hey it's not my fault you met me!
Timmy stopped in shock and regret.
Wanda: Oh yeah... WELL, YOU ARE NOT MY GODSON YOU PIECE OF CRAP!
Wanda turned and faced the TV with feelings of regret at what she just said. After a few minutes, she looked back but Timmy had left...
She sunk into the chair.
Timmy left the house and saw V again.
V: Let's go back.
V and Timmy returned to the hotel room.
Timmy: Hey, did something happen with Wanda?
V sighed and began the story.
V: When Wanda was young she and her family were close to each other. Her mom was a very successful movie star who had many Zappy awards. Her dad and sister also had Zappys. Unfortunately, the mother died and the family started to drift away...
Timmy: How did she die?
V: Despair. That was, according to the father. She was killed by Wanda's inability to get an award...
Timmy: Oh...
The door opened and V disappeared. Cosmo and Steven walked in, followed by the others.
Cosmo: What if she's hurt? What if-?
Garnet: Cosmo, Get a grip. We'll find her after the award ceremony.
Timmy: You couldn't find her?
Garnet: No.
Pearl: We don't have time to continue the search...
The gang left for the award ceremony.
They appeared in front of a big towers where a huge crowd of fairies awaited all of the nominees.
Santa arrived in his sleigh waving to the audience, Harry Potter and his family stepped out of a flying car.
Ginny: Thank god it didn't end up like my dad's car.
Harry: Babe, I was 12!
Merlin floated by with a Crystal ball, Mother Nature also floated by, Cupid blew kisses at everyone and Tinkerbell floated by.
Lilly: Look, Tinkerbell.
Harry's daughter pointed at Tinkerbell but her brothers couldn't see her because she was small.
Albus: Yeah, right.
James: I don't believe it.
(THUD!)
Tinkerbell dropped dead and a fairy janitor picked her up with a napkin.
Janitor: Peter Pan isn't gonna like this one bit.
A big, muscular Fairy marched by.
Ginny: Look!
Timmy: Who's that.
Harry: One of the strongest fairies!
James: He graduated from the Fairy Academy.
Garnet: His name is Jorgen Von Strangle.
Lilly: He's also my imaginary boyfriend.
Everyone gave Lilly weird looks, even Garnet.
Amethyst: You do know he's married, right?
Lilly: Hey, people can dream.
Jorgen marched right to them.
Jorgen: Hello tiny creatures.
Lilly fainted.
Cosmo: Hello, This is my godson Timmy.
Jorgen: And this is Winston, my godson.
Jorgen picked up a cowardly child who mouthed "Help me".
Everyone soon went inside the tower where the ceremony started.
Announcer: And now for the host of this year's Zappy awards, Billy Crystal Ball!
A blue haired fairy appeared on stage.
Billy Crystal Ball: Good evening, I'm Billy Crystal Ball. Best known for starring in "Creature Co and-
He was zapped.
Big Daddy: Start the damn show!
Billy: And now for the show!
The first nominations were best costume design with Ginny wearing a fountain on her head and Big Daddy wore an awesome Evangelion costume. Big Daddy won.
The next one was best singing voice.
(Hoggy Hoggy Hogwarts)
Harry
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.
Next up was Blonda.
(Holding out for a Hero)
Blonda
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
Blonda won.
At her old house, Wanda was watching the Zappy Award show. An hour of nominations passed by until the last one started.
Billy: And now, the nominees for outstanding godparenting. Jorgen and Winston!
Jorgen: Why do you love me Winston?
Winston: Because you tell me too...
Next up, it was Timmy and Cosmo.
Billy: Timmy, Why do you love your Godparent?
Timmy: Why? They are both my best friends.
Amethyst: Ahem!
Timmy: Besides the Gems.
Billy: They?
Timmy: I have more than one Godparent and she's like a mother to me...
In the house, Wanda teared up at Timmy's speech and poofed away.
Timmy: ...And I can't live without her.
Wanda: I can't live without you either, son!
Wanda had appeared on the stage and hugged Timmy. The audience started cheering while Billy and the other nominees teared up.
Winston: Jorgen, are you crying?
Jorgen: No...
Albus: Oh, he's crying.
Suddenly, Big Daddy and Blonda stormed on stage.
Big Daddy: Why the hell do you love that failure?!
Timmy: She's not a failure, YOU ARE!
Timmy punched Big Daddy as hard as he can, knocking him over.
Blonda: Big Daddy!
Blonda went over to him as the two of them poofed away.
Cupid: That kid punched Big Daddy!
Everyone cheered at Timmy.
At the after party everyone chatted about the Awards and hanged out. V poked her head from a door.
V: Psst, Timmy.
Timmy went over.
Timmy: Hey V.
V: Hey Timmy, Thanks for helping my daughter.
Timmy: Daughter?
Then Timmy remembered the familiar look woman in Wanda's family picture.
V: Yep, I'm Venus Fairywinkle.
Timmy: But I thought you died?
Venus: I did, I'm a ghost. I wanted Wanda to win a Zappy so I nominated her and Cosmo for the Zappys. Tell her I'm so proud.
Timmy: I will. Will I see you again?
Venus: Maybe... Have fun kiddo.
Venus slowly faded away.
Wanda and Amethyst came up to Timmy.
Wanda: Hey, Sorry about earlier.
Timmy: Yeah, Me too. Your mother would be proud, I know.
Timmy winked at a statue of Venus who winked back.
Amethyst: What were winking at?
Timmy: No one...
Amethyst: Ok then.
Amethyst and Wanda looked at each other and shrugged in confusion.
AN: Sorry if this was a bit longer but I decided to have a plot that was more original. I don't own any of the songs in this chapter. Harry Potter is owned by J.K Rowling and My Little Pony is owned by Lauren Faust.
