Izuku let out a long early morning yawn as he made his way out of the washroom, a toothbrush half sticking out of his mouth as he went about his morning routine. Which pretty much meant, brushing his teeth while he wandered around his home looking for all the stuff he'd need for the day. Wait, was today his day off? Did he have those anymore? Maybe it should be. What should he do? Uhh, he could uhh, clear the garden of weeds? No. That sounded like work. He'd rather go on patrol than do that.

Really, why did he get such a big house? Well it wasn't super big. But it was far larger than he needed. Originally the idea was to have his mother stay with him while his father was out of the country. Then his dad got a promotion and now Inko travels with him and she constantly gushes about how it's like they're on a permanent honeymoon.

That was why he got the house at least. So why did he stay in it? Laziness. Maybe he should get a roommate or something.

"Shoto's staying with his mother, and Fuyumi," Izuku brushed his teeth while scratching at his bare stomach. It didn't even itch, it was just something he did when he first woke up. Was that weird? "Iida's already married. Kacchan, is uhh, that's a no. Hitoshi… moving in with him might be alright. It'd kind of being like getting a cat. An asshole cat that lifts and might mind control me for fun. Maybe a girl."

Huh. Now there was a thought.

Truthfully, he hadn't dated anyone in a long time. His last relationship was over two years ago. And that was a week where Mei had wanted to try and be human. The sex was great, and they were still friends, just not romantic. His longer relationship had been in U.A. with Ochako, that had lasted a year and a half before they just decided to go their separate ways. "Dating a hero might not be the best idea."

Well maybe. His pool of dating experience wasn't that great to begin with. Mina and Ejiro made it work.

Ehh, dating was too much work. First he'd have to find someone that was into him for him, and that he was into for them, and not because they were both geeking out about each other. Though that might not be too bad.

Maybe tinder?

Nah. That was for like, hook ups right?

Part of his current single nature was just because he hadn't found anyone worth going after in a while. Well there was that time a year ago when he tried to ask Itsuka out and then she said she was dating someone else and that she was gay. And then two months later he asked Nejire out who said that she was dating Itsuka and that just kind of blew his fucking mind. Especially when Nejire joked about a threesome.

Izuku walked into his living room, and turned on the T.V. that currently had a curvy, beautiful, brown haired woman currently trying to squeeze out of it. Maybe he should have gotten a bigger T.V? Wait. Why was there a woman trying to squeeze through his T.V?

She had long brown hair that fell past her shoulders and then some, beautiful light brown eyes that sparkled with kindness, and more than a little desperation as she appeared to be very stuck in his T.V. her hands were pushing against its sides as she wiggled about. Naturally, Izuku was also aware of her large bust that jostled as she moved around. She was wearing a two fold purple outfit, with the outer layer being darker with a yellow accent around the edge. Three black clasps appeared to be just tight enough to hold her robe together while also making her bust pronounced.

So currently, there was an attractive - very attractive - busty woman currently trying to squeeze out of his T.V.

Why?

"Hewwo?" Izuku asked, the toothbrush still in his mouth. "Wha awe you doin?"

"Huh?" The woman looked at him, as though suddenly aware that she was in his room. Her light complexion turning a bright red as her deep brown eyes flashed up and down at him. She redoubled her efforts to try and squeeze out of his T.V. but stopped and extended her hands out towards him almost desperately. "Help? I'm a little stuck."

He placed his toothbrush in an empty cup and walked towards her.

"Sure, " Izuku nodded and grabbed onto her arm, just behind the wrist, and she did likewise. Her hands were a bit on the cold side, but no colder than half of Shoto. He tried to pull but found that she didn't budge, He doubted that her hips were so wide that she wouldn't be able to squeeze through his T.V. So maybe there was something holding her back? "Can you feel anything holding onto your legs?"

She shook her head and tried to look back. "No, I don't think so, it could just be something-" She screamed. "Yes! Something is pulling me back!"

"Another person?"

She shook her head. "No, it's like I'm being pushed." She looked at him with wide teary eyes. "Please. Help me. I don't want to go back."

Well, he normally had a weakness for people that needed his help, but having a beautiful woman asking him so desperately was probably about the most motivated he could possibly get. "Alright, I'm going to pull. Hold on tight."

She nodded and tightened her grip on him. She was stronger than she looked. He pulled, using as much of his natural strength as he could. That didn't work, so he used his legs, bracing against the furniture for a moment.

"Hold on a second. I need to move the T.V."

"Oh is that what I'm in? Did. Did I end up on umm, Earth?"

"Huh?"

"Hmm?"

He got the T.V. on the ground, bracing his feet against the screen and then pulled.

There was a pop.

His weight was off balance and he stumbled backwards, falling onto his back. The woman flailed, flying up and out of the T.V. revealing the rest of her body and a bag she had brought with her. Izuku rolled to the side, catching her before she crashed into his coffee table and onto the ground.

Despite her weighing a lot more than he thought she would, he couldn't help but think about how soft it was to hold onto her. Especially feeling her chest against his. She was softer than Mei. And hopefully less crazy. Wait. She did appear out of a T.V. So. Probably not.

"Ahh." The woman gasped, pushing herself up off him just the slightest bit. Though, she didn't get completely off him. She was half sitting on his legs, looking rather concerned. Should he be worried about that? "I'm sorry, did I hurt you? I'm not the best at healing magic, but I might be able to work up an ointment or something."

Izuku placed both hands on her shoulders. Well, she was crazy, but she wasn't evil. He could work with that. "Okay, so, let's start with this. My name is Izuku Midoriya, I'm a pro hero. And why did I have to pull you out of my T.V?"

He looked back at his now broken T.V. it looked like he literally pulled her out of it.

"Oh! Yes. Of course! My name is Wiz. I'm uhh, well I'm a lich, and I used to own a magic item shop in the Kingdom of Belzerg, but recently I took part in a quest to destroy the demon king and was granted a single wish by the goddesses." The way she tilted her head to the side and poked at her chin was almost enough to make Izuku not think what she was saying was completely insane. Then again, he did just pull her out of a T.V. "And I suppose that wish brought me here. To your home? Do you live here alone?"

"Uhh, yes, it's just me here." Izuku answered without thinking, looking at Wiz curiously. Why was she still on top of him like this? And why was he okay with it? Was he that desperate that he'd let the first beautiful woman - no matter how crazy she likely was - he came across just touch him so casually? Well, he was the one with his hand on her hip. Her wide, womanly hip. Wiz really was just completely breathtaking. "But what was your wish?"

"Oh," she clapped her hands and gave him the most beautiful smile he had ever seen. "I wished to be a domestic housewife for someone wonderful, kind, wonderful, heroic, and." she placed a hand on his chest. "Fit."

"Ahh." He blinked.

She blinked and recoiled her hand. "Oh. Umm. sorry. I didn't mean to umm assume, I umm, Oh!" Wiz stood, her hands going to cover her face. "I'm sorry! I'll umm. I'm sorry!"

"Wiz." Izuku stood and held his hand out towards her. "I'm not sure I believe anything about what you said, but I don't think you're lying. So, can you explain things to me? And I mean. Lich? Magic? Another world? It's all too much."

"I had a hard time believing it when Kazuma told me. But, I. Yes. I'd like for you to believe me. If only because I'm new to this world and wouldn't know where to even start." Wiz placed her hands down and grabbed at the front of her robes.

"Alright, let me get dressed and we can talk."

Did a beautiful bride literally just crawl out of his T.V?

This felt exceptionally weird even by his standards.

In the end, Izuku decided to believe Wiz when she demonstrated some of her magic.

AN: Sup? felt like writing Izuku x Wiz from Konosuba.