The next day was warm and bright...despite the wreckage of the bell tower surrounding most of the village, the townspeople gathered around in front of a large water fountain, where a large tarp was covering something.

Porthos, Athos, and Aramis lined up in a row, Lady Rhubarbę stood next to Porthos, along with Bleu.

"Good people of Paris.." Le Rhubarbę said. "It is with great pleasure and great honor, that I dub these three men before you..."

She opened up a box with three golden medals.

"...heroes."

One by one, Rhubarbę placed those medals on Aramis, Athos, and Porthos.

"Additionally," she said. "We have another surprise for these boys..."

She pulled back the tarp, revealing a beautiful marble statue of all of the Three Musketeers, posing courageously.

"This statue, which will commemorate the night they saved me for generations to come!"

The crowds of people cheered most joyously. Rhubarbę planted another kiss onto Porthos, he sighed, then pulled her in for yet another kiss, which made HER faint.

"Congrats, gentlemen!" D'Artagnan spoke while dismounting his white horse. "You ave' proven zat all three of you know ze Musketeer code, and as such, I shall graduate you from Le Campe Du Musketeer!"

"REALLY?!" Athos and Porthos exclaimed.

"Oh, JOY!" Aramis shouted.

"Oui." D'Artagnan said. "And being since you are now great heroes, allow me to join you, as ZE FOURTH MUSKETEER!"

D'Artagnan pulled off his captain's uniform, revealing a bedazzled version of the Musketeer outfit, complete with bedazzled sword as well.

"Uh, no thank you..." Aramis said. "Three is enough..."

"Come on, I eenseest!" D'Artagnan exclaimed.

"No, thank you." Porthos said.

"Guyyys..." D'Artagnan replied. "Come on, I'm your little buddyyy..."

"No."

"Come onnnn..."

"No. Not gonna do it.."

End.

Songs:

Don't Stop Me Now

(Queen)

You Really Got Me

(Van Halen)

Is This Love?

(Whitesnake)

Rebell Yell

(Billy Idol)

I Wanna Know What Love Is

(Foreigner)

Other Music:

Infernal Gallop

(Instrumental, Offenbach, some "lyrics" by Larry)

Four Seasons

(Instrumental, Vivaldi)

Flower Duet

(Lakmé)

Romeo and Juliet Love Theme

(Instrumental, Tchaikovsky)

((Author note:

Yes I know the plot is somewhat similar to that of that Disney version of the three musketeers with Mickey Mouse—that's cause it's like, the best version out there.))