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とてもクールな野菜

ついにアニメが来た

とても光栄です

Totemo kūruna yasai

tsuini anime ga kita

totemo kōeidesu

So Cool, A Veggie

Anime at last has come

I am so honored

—

In the furthest reaches of space, all is calm.

Calm as a cherry blossom petal floating upon the wind.

Until suddenly, a cucumber materializes from lightning and looks around, holding his samurai sword and wearing his purple and yellow armor.

"BOB-SAN!" The cucumber shouted. "NOW IS THE TIME TO BEGIN THE FIGHTING CHALLENGE OF THE CHALLENGING FIGHT OF FIGHTING CHALLENGES!"

A tomato materializes as well. He laughs at the cucumber.

"HOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOH! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME AT THE FIGHTING CHALLENGE OF THE CHALLENGING FIGHT OF FIGHTING CHALLENGES, LARRY-KUN!" Bob laughs. His lip movements do not match his over the top voice. "FOR YOU ARE A CUCUMBER! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!"

"ARMOR OF MITSUBISHI, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Larry hollers at the top of his lungs.

"If you enjoy conversing with produce,

If a decorative gourd produces a feeling of euphoria.."

(And so begins a very unnecessary power-up sequence in which Larry forms a huge green samurai robot with his mind. The robot also has an unnecessarily large sword.)

"HOHOHOHOOOO!" Bob laughs. "THAT IS IMPRESSIVE, BUT MY KUNG FU IS STRONGER THAN YOURS! POWER-UP ARMOR OF TEPPANYAKI, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Another unnecessary power-up occurs. This time Bob creates a sort of red sumo-robot. Both Larry and Bob look at each other and growl. Then, they charge at each other, lightning flashing all around.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

"—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

"—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

"—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

"—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

"—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

—

"—Larry?!" Bob said, noticing that he was now wearing a bunch of pots and pans on his body and holding a wrapping paper tube as a sword. "What the heck is going on? Wh-what am I wearing?!"

"Oh, it's just the teppanyaki power-up armor." Larry replied.

"The what?" Bob said. "Larry, this is ridiculous. This whole anime thing you've gotten into is gettin' outta control—"

"ITADAKIMAZUUUUUUUU!" Larry exclaimed, tackling Bob to the ground.

終わり

End.

(The Manga was so much better, trust me)