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Spoiler: Alastor's look comes from swap-hazbinhotel on Tumblr, Charlie's looks comes from DrawinJs on DeviantART/Tumblr, and the rest are original looks.
Hell, a place regarded in various religions as a spiritual realm of evil and suffering, often traditionally depicted as a place of perpetual fire beneath the earth where the wicked are punished after death. This is the definition of Hell and yet, it is false because sometimes the wicked are not punished in Hell for the most wicked of all rule Hell. And speaking of the wicked, one of them destined to rule Hell was walking down the streets of a place known as Pentagram City and was smiling all the way. She was a demoness no one would mess with, and not just out of fear of who her father was, mainly because of what she could do. This demoness was the Princess of Hell herself, Charlotte 'Charlie' Magne, and she was one of the only beings to be raised in hell. Due to that, Charlie grew up with a very unique view of live and found a rather interesting form of entertainment. The screams, tears, suffering, and...singing of others? Before anything else could be explained, Charlie's attention was drawn to a large television screen in the town showing those annoying news people. There was rarely anything ever good on and she only truly watched when she was REALLY bored, Charlie almost walked away until something interesting and potential entertaining was said.
It was some ridiculous notion but laughable at the same time. Apparently, some poor demonic soul named Alastor, was looking to "help" the damned souls of hell and lower the number of souls purged in the cleansing. It was too laughable that Charlie could stop herself from chuckling at it.
"What a fool, think that damned souls can still be saved." Charlie said with a snicker, shaking her head before turning her gaze back to the TV. "Still though, an operation like this isn't cheap. They'll need a benefactor and I'm feeling a bit charitable today, so I'll help this fool. And maybe, this just might be a good laugh to keep around. Ahahahaha."
Charlie then looked at the mention of an address for this "Happy Hotel" and memorized it for a little visit. Meanwhile at the 666 news station, the channel broadcasting this live feed and announcement, it was currently filled to the brim with laughter as the audience inside was laughing at the demon who suggested the concept of redeeming demons.
"What in the nine circles, makes you think this will work?!" the news lady of that everyone feared, Katie Killjoy, asked through her laughs.
"Well, We do have a patient already. She believes in our cause and has made incredible progress!" Alastor said with a smirk. "She's known by many names but she simply prefers to be called "Vaggie.""
"Vaggie? The former porn star?" Tom Trench, co newsman of 666 news, asked, much to the ire of his news cohort.
"Yes, and though it isn't easy with someone like her, I believe there are some redeeming traits that can be brought to the surface with her." Alastor said before turning to Katie, smirking a little at his next line. "But you wouldn't know about that since you don't have any redeeming traits, do you Ms. Killjoy?"
The laughter then came to a screeching halt as everyone gasped at the insult to news demoness, who's eye was twitching at Alastor's smirking face. It was so shocking that the studio completely ignored a news alert of a gangster brawl happening in the city.
Meanwhile, back stage of the news station, a certain demon was sweating a bit from Alastor's bravery against Katie. This was Angel Dust, a respectable demon in a clean black business suit and tie that Alastor trusted to make sure the Happy Hotel was a success. He was also Alastor's boyfriend but that didn't change that he was still one of the more decent demons in hell, minus his anger problems and his rather effeminate body attracting the wrong attention sometimes.
"This will not end well." he said as he somewhat admired Alastor's guts but knew that he might've pissed of the wrong demon.
Sure, Al was powerful but he chose to not use it unless it was absolutely necessary.
"Is that so, Alastor?" Katie asked through clenched teeth, keeping her anger in check while on the air. "But do you really think all demons have even one redeeming quality inside?"
"I don't think it, I know it and the only reason you think it won't work, is because no one has bothered to try and find it before me." Alastor said as he got up and straightened his tie. "I certainly wouldn't expect someone like you to understand since you can only see the bad in people." he said before walking off the stage, leaving Katie yet again speechless.
Angel looked to Alastor as he walked by, quickly following as they both exited the station.
"Honey, I love you, and I really wanna bang right now but are you insane?!" Angel screamed at him as they entered their limousine, going into a rant about how stupid it was to mouth off to the scariest bitch on TV.
"Try to relax, dear. I did what I had to do to show I was serious, everything will turn out fine. Alastor said as he wrapped an arm around Angel, stopping his rant while whispering into his ear. "If it'll make you feel better as soon as we're back at the hotel, we can go in our room and I'll tear your clothes off with my teeth."
Angel then blushed a bright scarlet as they made their way back to the hotel until an explosion in the distance drew their attention. Angel stopped his blushing and turned to the explosion, having a pretty good hunch over who was either the cause or apart of it.
"I'm gonna kill her." Angel said with a growl.
"Now, now, Angey, we don't know for sure if that's Vaggie." Alastor said as he told the limo driver to head towards the explosion.
After driving towards it, and seeing a destroyed news truck and camera nearby, Alastor's hopes were dashed as he and Angel saw their first rehabilitation resident was currently in a very destructive fight. Standing tall with a spear in hand was a dark gray skinned demon woman with her left eye covering with a gray eye patch that blended wit her skin. Her flowing white hair down to the back of her knees while held in a pony tail. Her clothes were skimpy and small as she was wearing a light black bra under an open white and purple stripped vest, and white short shorts the hugged her hips. To complete her attire she wore pink heel boots the went up to her thigh and leave little space between them and her short shorts.
"Thanks for the invite, Pen!" she said while crouching down behind a slab of ruble next to a friend, a snake demon with eyes that have pink sclera with black, narrow pupils wearing a torn hoodie and t-shirt, a backwards black cap on his head.
"No problem, V!"he said back.
"It's been too long since I really cut loose like this, Pentious! I've been at this shitty hotel on the other side of town!" Vaggie said to her friend as she made multiple knifes between her fingers.
"You mean the one with the crazy notion of redeeming souls?" Pentious asked as he pulled out a glock and shot at their enemy, a rather well dress cyclops in mafia boss sort of get up.
"Yeah, and that means I have to stay clean!" Vaggie said as she quickly threw the knifes at the cyclops and ducked back down. "Meaning no drugs, no sex, and no violence! It's like they're trying to starve me of all I love!"
"Seriously? You playing along with radio star's bullshit?!" Pentious asked in shock.
"Yeah, been clean for two weeks!" Vaggie said with a sigh.
"Holy shit." he said to her with a shocked look.
"Well..." Vaggie said as she gave a smirk to Pentious. "As clean as I can get while smoking while smoking some Lemon Haze marijuana in my room!"
"Ha!" Pentious said as he conjured an rocket launcher and aimed it. "I knew you couldn't change!"
A chain suddenly shot down at Vaggie and wrapped her up tight, but this didn't cause her pain. It just caused her to moan.
"OH! Oh Mama!" she let out.
"I'm afraid I'm not your mother!" the mafia boss like woman said as she pulled the chains and slammed Vaggie into the ground near her. "And if you're the type who likes punishment, then Madam Cherri will gladly give you a proper lesson in respect!"
She pulled out a shotgun and cocked it with one hand, aiming it towards Vaggie before Pentious whacked her away with his tail.
"Aaahh!" Cherri screamed as she was sent tumbling to the ground as Pentious helped Vaggie up.
"Thanks for the back up, P." Vaggie said as she got up.
"Anytime." Pentious said as they fist bumped.
"URGH! You whores!" Cherri said as she got up from the ground.
"Takes one to know one!" Vaggie said mockingly.
Cherri growled at them before shouting,
"I WILL SHANK YOU TO DEATH!" she said as Vaggie thought of about the threat differently.
"Oh, Kinky." she said with heavy-lidded eyes.
"NOT LIKE THAT!" Cherri retorted in anger.
"Well what do you expect me to do? You're dropping all these sexual innuendos and I'm doing the same and you're not even noticing them!" Vaggie said as she summoned a spear and twirled it. "I mean that is just sad, don't ya think?!"
Vaggie then threw her spear like a javelin at Cherri, who narrowly dodged but it cut her shirt on the right side.
"You think you'll get in a lot of trouble for this?" Pentious asked as he put a hand in his hoodie.
"Aw, who cares? It's not like they'll find out!" Vaggie said without a care but unknown to her, Angel Dust heard it from the limo and grew angry towards the slut.
"You little skank!" he said with grit teeth, as he and Alastor continued to watch the battle from the limo. "This has to stop before another news truck gets here! It could ruin the hotel!"
Alastor let out a sigh before getting out of the limo, rolling up his sleeves to end this fight quickly and without more pain then necessary.
"I hate having to do this." Alastor mumbled to himself as he began using his power, changing his facial features into a more demonic face.
-We interrupt this program due to unforeseen circumstances. Please standby.-
Shortly after in the limousine, the trio was now inside riding back to the hotel project Alastor and Angel were working on. Sitting across from Vaggie, who was balancing a knife on her finger while starring into space and whistling a little tune, was Alastor and Angel Dust. Alastor had a few wrinkles in his shirt while his hands in his lap and giving a soft yet stern look to Vaggie. Beside im, Angel was furious as he starred at the former porn star with fiery rage. Vaggie continued to whistle and balance her knife before turning her attention to the two males across from her.
"What?" she asked as she flipped the knife before grabbing the handle.
"WHAT? WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING?!" Angel Dust shouted as he banged his two left hands into the limousine door.
"I was helping a friend! Isn't that why you chose me for the hotel? Because of my redeeming qualities? Like helping a friend?" Vaggie replied as she waved her knife around.
"Not if it leads to a turf battle that ends in territorial genocide!" Angel Dust scream as Vaggie rolled her good right eye at him. "And just be glad that news truck was destroyed or the hotel's credibility would've been ruined before it began!"
"So in the end, I did something good." Vaggie countered with a smile, cleaning her nails with her knife.
"Maybe but the bad still outweighs the good, Vaggie dear." Alastor said as he shook his head.
"Exactly! And if this somehow gets out, no one is EVER going to want to stay at the Hotel!" Angel shouted angrily.
"Oh come on! You just said the news truck was destroyed, no one saw!" Vaggie said before asking one important question and lazily pointed her knife at them. "Wait, does this mean I won't have a place to crash anymore?"
Alastor just closed his eyes and rubbed his temple while Angel Dust gave a deadpanned crash while flourishing his his top right hand to her hand to her.
"Aw shit." Vaggie groaned as she fell back on her seat.
"I AM going to kill her one day." Angel Dust said as he held his head and shook back and forth. "I am."
Alastor just sighed as the limousine pulled up to the hotel, which was still being renovated for their operation. Everyone went inside the hotel, seeing that it wasn't in the best of states but it was still a work in progress and Alastor and Angel weren't ones to give up easily. Vaggie went over to a fridge to the side and got out a partially melted popsicle.
"You know, it would be a really good idea to get some actual food in this place." Vaggie said as she began eating/sucking on the treat.
She turned around to see the tired/annoyed face of Alastor as he was currently repairing what would be the front desk of the happy hotel. Hammer in hand and nail in place, Alastor just sighed at her before going back to work, not seeing Vaggie looking concerned for a second before she shrugged and walked away. After fixing it for a bit, Alastor took a break from his repair and went to the front door to think a bit. He let out a sigh as he leaned against it with a few doubts concerning the hotel on his mind. Would this work, would people really come to be redeemed or was that childish thinking? He was so lost in his thoughts that he jumped a bit when a sudden knock came at the door. He was surprised at first but he steeled himself and opened the door to see a young woman about as tall as his chest. She wasn't a stranger as EVERYONE in hell knew who she was. Standing before him was the princess of hell, Charlotte 'Charlie' Magne, smiling wickedly as Alastor paled at bit at her appearance.
"Gree-" she tried to say before Alastor suddenly shut to door on her, thinking while waiting. 'Hmm, expected but still rude.'
Meanwhile back inside, Alastor came running to Angel, who was relaxing on a sofa to relive some stress from today in a lobby of sorts.
"Uh, Angel?" Alastor asked with a strained smile
"What?!" Angel said with a groan.
Alastor nervously chuckled as he jerked his thumb to the door.
"Princess Charlotte is at the door." he said as sweat began to build.
"What?!" Angel yelled with wide eyes.
Vaggie took a popsicle out of her mouth to asked a question.
"Uh, who?"
Angel didn't have time to question Vaggie's cluelessness as he keep his eyes at his boyfriend.
"What is the princess of hell doing here?!" He asked as he got up and walked to Alastor.
"I don't know but I panicked and shut the door on her!" Alastor said as he pulled out a handkerchief and wiped his forehead, soaking up the nervous sweat.
"Well, normally I'd not let anyone threatening in but she's the princess of hell! One wrong move and she could shut us down and cleanse us!" Angel said as he quickly turned Alastor back to the door. "The only thing we can do is let her in and PRAY she's not here to cause trouble!"
Alastor looked towards the door, still nervous and fearing the princess of hell but he took a deep breath and calmed his nerves to face the princess. He walked back to the front door and opened it again, seeing Charlie waiting while checking her nails.
"Hello, Ms. Magne." he said in a professional tone.
"Hello, Alastor, I'm sure you're wondering why I've arrived her, aren't you?" Charlie stated as she stopped checking her nails and looked up at the nervous deer demon.
"Yes, I am." Alastor confirmed with a nod before moving aside. "Would you like to come in?"
"I thought you would never offer." Charlie said as she walked inside, hands behind her back and looking around. "I saw your announcement on the news."
"You did, did you?" Alastor asked as he walked behind her.
"I did and I must say, you gave quite the performance." Charlie said as she turned her head to him, smiling still. "I've never seen someone so boldly insult Katie Killjoy of all people."
"Well, you do what you must, right?" he said as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Yes. Now about your rehabilitation hotel idea...I would like to help you." Charlie said as she turned to him, stopping in front of the lobby Angel and Vaggie were relaxing in.
"Help me? But why?" Alastor asked as Angel came behind him after hearing Charlie.
"Don't think of this as me agreeing with your beliefs, it's more of a form of entertainment for me." Charlie said as she caught eye of a woman in slutty attire before turning back to Alastor and Angel.
"Entertainmnet?" Alastor asked as Charlie chuckled at his tone.
"Yes. After all, The world is a stage. And the stage is a world of entertainment." Charlie said with a flourish of her arms as she spun around.
"A stage?" Angel questioned with the same curious tone as Alastor.
"Yes, and the performers are the foolish wayward souls who think that can be redeemed." Charlie said as she held up her left hand before shutting it, gaining a devilish smile. "Only to fail and plummet into the fires of despair and torment that is their eternity here in my kingdom."
A moment of silence followed as Alastor and Angel looked towards each other in slight fear of what the princess just described her view of failure.
"Now, onto business!" Charlie said as she turned back around, losing the devilishness of her smile and linking arms with Alastor before walking away a bit.
"So...What's the deal with blondie?" Vaggie asked as Angel made his way back to the couch.
Angel had just sat down to let Charlie and Alastor discuss things while calming himself in the process. What he didn't need right now was Vaggie's cluelessness about someone that EVERYONE in hell should know of.
"What? You don't know?" Angel asked as he turned to the slut.
"No, should I?" Vaggie asked with confusion written all over her face.
"Okay, I know you haven't been here as long as me, but this is common knowledge! Only an idiot wouldn't know who she is." Angel said.
"I may not be the sharpest knife but I'm no idiot." Vaggie said as she conjured a knife and picked her nails with it. "So, are you gonna tell me who this perra sonriente(smiling bitch) is or what?"
"She's Lucifer's daughter. Princess of Hell. Heir to the throne?" Angel explained some common facts.
"Not ringing any bells." Vaggie said with a shake of the head.
Angel sighed in frustration before explaining fully.
"Born here in Hell, almost 150 years ago, Charlie was the first natural born heir to hell. When she turned 18, her father let her out of the castle and without a second thought, she began a merciless rampage against overlords who had been dominant for centuries. Her power was and is unlike anything ever seen before. One power in particular,is to force people to sing with her. No matter how it sounded, even if their singing is actually screaming. In her eyes, their singing or as she put it, forced musical influence, was the most entertaining thing she had ever witnessed. She loved hearing them scream in song and seeing cry from the torture if not being able to stop." Angel said as he gained a dark look on his face while as he envisioned a picture of Charlie singing with a crowd of demons around her, singing against their will with her. "Sinners started calling her, "The Musical Demoness," as lazy as that is. No one knows how she can wield so much power, some say she was born lucky or it was because of her family lineage. But one thing is for sure, she's a monster the likes of which we can't risk pissing off unless we want to end up erased!"
Though the story scary to some, Vaggie didn't seem to be effected as she eyed Charlie.
"Eh,she doesn't look like much to me. And personally, I kinda like her style. She's like a sexy secretary or ring master." Vaggie said as she gazed at Charlie, twirling her knife in hand.
"Well I don't trust her." Angel said as he crossed all his eyes, keeping an eye on Charlie.
"To be fair. . Do you trust anyone other than Al? Anyone?" Vaggie asked as she made her knife disappear and leaned back on the couch.
Angel was about to answer before going silent and realizing Vaggie was right. Al was the only person in hell he trusted and had ever since he gotten here. Regardless, that still didn't falter the feeling he was getting from Charlie. He walked over to Alastor and pulled him away from Charlie.
"Excuse us, please." He said as he moved Alastor away from Charlie a bit. "Al, you can't trust this bitch. She's Lucifer's daughter, she can't be redeemed."
"I am well aware she doesn't wish to be redeemed but if she can offer any help with our operation, shouldn't we take it?" Alastor asked as Charlie gave a sinister smile to Angel, switching back to a normal one when Alastor turned to her. "And rest assured, I have met my far share of demons that has taught me one valuable lesson. Do not make a deal with a demon you know can't be trusted."
Alastor walked up to Charlie and took a breath to calm himself.
"So, Charlotte, you're very sketchy and clearly see the hotel as a joke, but I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. "So, as one of your subjects, I would like to request you lend us aid for this project." he said as Charlie chuckled a bit before holding out her hand.
"So, we have a deal?" She asked as Charlie held out her hand, having red demonic energy come off it in waves.
The wind behind the power made everyone but Charlie reeled back as it glowed brightly.
"No. No handshake. No deals!" Alastor said as he quickly shook his head as Charlie put her hand away, the glow stopping. "I...as a devoted follower of the Royal family...I ask you, the heir to the throne to aid the hotel. For as long as you desire."
Charlie hummed a bit as she thought on it before coming to a conclusion.
"Hmmm. Alright then, I can see you're one of the smarter ones." she said as she walked past him.
"Huh, thank you, miss." Alastor said as he let out a sigh.
She walked around to Angel before scratching his chin a bit.
"Smile, my friend! You're never fully dressed without one." Charlie told him.
Angel reared his head away and backed up a bit as Charlie continued to look around the hotel.
"So, who do have on staff to help with this little project?" She asked as she turned back to Alastor.
"Well, currently, the only two working on this are me and Angel." Alastor said as Angel keep his eyes on Charlie, watching her like a hawk. "The only other person here is our first patient, Vaggie, on the couch over there."
"Hmmm." Charlie let out as she went over to Vaggie, taking in her appearance. "And what do you do exactly?"
"Well if you swing that way, I could eat you out." Vaggie said with a flirting smile.
Charlie paused for a moment, thinking about this woman and the offer she gave her. It was...rather enticing since she did look sexy and the way she was looking at Charlie just made her want her.
"Hehehehe." Charlie giggled a little as she leaned forward to Vaggie's ear. "I may take you up on that." she whispered before flicking her ear with a reptile like tongue.
"Kinky." Vaggie said as Charlie pulled her head back, holding her licked ear.
Moving away from the lady of interest, Charlie continued to look around at the shoddy condition of the hotel before shaking her head.
"This will not do but I suppose I can call in a few people who owe me a favor or two. Get more hands on this project of your's." Charlie said before clapping her hands together and channeling some energy between them, making a summoning circle appear before her.
The fire place of the lobby was soon set a blaze as two fireballs came flying around and spiraling around Charlie before they flew into air and dove back to her sides, stopping in the air before the flames died down to reveal two draconic goat demons with wings where formal shirts and blazers. One was light red and the other was dark red.
"These are Razzle and Dazzle, two loyal helpers I have had since my childhood." Charlie said as she scratched their heads, causing them to purr in satisfaction. "They may look like much, but they are more than up to the task of helping you."
Before Alastor, Angel, or Vaggie could ask any questions, a sudden thud caught their attention as something covered in soot sat in the fireplace. Charlie walked over to the fireplace and pick up the small thing and shook it a little to clear her head and a bit of sought off it. The thing then opened one large eye and turned to Charlie, before glaring in anger.
"I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A NAP, YOU SMILEY BITCH!" it said in a feminine voice.
Getting a good look at the now small demon, they could see she was wearing a sort of female casino outfit, a button down shirt with red vest and a business shirt with some tears in it with a skirt. She also had red hair that was down in a sort of pony tail.
"Nice to see you too again, Niffty." Charlie said as she dropped the small demon on her ass, Razzle and Dazzle chuckling as they flew by her.
"Grr, god damn bitch. Summoning to who knows what kind of shit hole." Niffty grumbled as she got up and rubbed her sore ass. "So what do you fucking want this time?"
"I called you here to help with a project my new associate is working on." Charlie said as she gestured to Alastor, who stood with Angel on his left and Vaggie on his right.
"Which one? The pink fuck, the red fuck, or the white with pink dots white fuck?" she rudely said as she crossed her arms.
"The red one." Charlie answered.
"Great, so you expected me to help this red fucker with whatever it is he's doing? Do I look like some servant that will just do anything you want on a whim?!" Niffty said as she turned back to Charlie.
Charlie suppressed a laugh, not admitting that Niffty's getup screamed "servant" and the irony of what she call her here for.
"Possibly. But if you need some extra incentive, I can make it worth you time. If you know what I mean." Charlie said with the wave of her hand, summoning a can of beer and popping it open with her finger.
"Seriously?! You think you can wake me up, drag me here, and tell me I have to bust my ass for someone I don't even know all for some cheap can of beer in exchange?!" Niffty shouted as she stomped up to Charlie, glaring at her with one angry eye. "Well, you're right!"
Taking the beer from Charlie, Niffty took a deep chug before walking over to the front desk, which Charlie had quickly transformed into a bar counter set up, and sitting on top of it.
"Hey! No! No alcohol!" Angel Dust shouted as he stepped in in front of the former front desk, turning to Alastor and Vaggie. "This place is supposed to discourage sin!"
Vaggie ran at him so fast her shoes flew off her feet and tackled him to the ground.
"Shut up! Shut the fuck up!" Vaggie shouted in his face, not wanting Charlie or this potential side piece to leave, especially since Charlie seemed to the bar setup with all sort of booze in the form of cans, bottles, and even low to high class wines. "She and the booze stays!"
She got up, quickly fixed herself and went over to Nifty, giving her bedroom eyes while waving to her.
"Hola." she seductively said as Niffty did a quick look at her while taking another sip of beer.
"Go fuck yourself." Niffty said as Vaggie show her ass.
"If you watch me." she said back while shaking her ass a bit.
Giving a groan, Niffty shuffled a away a bit as a new demon was summoned to the hotel thanks to Charlie. A cat like demon with wings dressed in a clean polo shirt and beige slacks while carrying cleaning tools. He gave a sort of germophobe mixed with a casual guy vibe as he looked around a bit.
"This big lug is Husk." Charlie said as Husk came over to them.
"Nice to meet you all. It's good to see some new faces and some potential friends." Husk said with a smile as he put his cleaning tools down and shook their hands, thought Niffty jerked her's away since she wasn't feeling very social right now. "So, is this the place I need to clean up?" he asked Charlie since she rarely summoned him from his own cleaning business.
"Yes it is and as you can see, you'll be doing quite a bit." she said as she gestured to all around her.
"I can see." Husk said as he moving at high speed, back to his bag and opened it up, revealing all of the cleaning tools and products inside.
Husk began to unpack his cleaning supplies and began cleaning the first of many rooms in the hotel, the lobby. Using his wings to fly at high speed around the room and clean up.
"I mean, I know this place is s fixer up but you should still take pride in cleaning it a bit." Husk said as he used a hand held vacuum to suck up some spiders and webs near the ceiling before moving to the bar top and wiping it clean. "Especially when there are ladies present."
Alastor jumped in delight and went over to his new employees, wanting to make them feel welcome.
"Welcome to the happy Hotel! You will love it here!" he said with a happy smile as he held out his hand to them.
"I think I will, sir." Husk said as he stopped cleaning to shake Alastor's hand before going back to work.
"Yeah, whatever." Niffty said with an eye roll before going back to her beer, taking a generous gulp before placing it down on the counter.
"Razzle, Dazzle. Give Husk a hand." Charlie said to her little servant, who nodded before flying to help him before walking to Alastor. "So, what do you think?"
"I think this is the start of a good business relationship." Alastor said with a smile.
"Good because I look forward to all the entertainment this hotel will show me." Charlie said before turning her eyes to Vaggie, remembering the offer she made to her. "Maybe more." she mumbled while licking her lips.
Vaggie saw Charlie looking to her and winked at her, liking how she was eyeing her. Giving a wink back, Charlie looked back to Alastor to see him ecstatic about his dream being closer than before to his hotel being ready ahead of schedule. The feeling so left as the door was suddenly blown off its hinges and flew towards Niffty, who dives out of the way in time but her beer and the rest of the front desk wasn't so luck.
"NO!" Vaggie and Niffty screamed as they saw all the glasses and cans of booze destroyed.
Everyone looked outside to see what blew the door off it's hinges, looking with curiosity while Charlie never losing her smile as they saw a large mechanical blimp in the air.
"Well, well, well, looks like I found not only the pink slut but also an old enemy, Charlie Magne!" Miss Cherri said from her latest contraption to kill Vaggie, and now Charlie.
"Excuse me, ma'am but am I supposed to know who you are?" Charlie said with a tilt of the head in confusion.
This made Vaggie giggle a little as Cherri's cyclops eye deadpanned before getting angry again.
"Oh, believe me dear, we are quite familiar with each other!" Cherri said before re-entering her machine. "So much so, that I shall have honor of ending you!"
Charlie didn't wait for her to activate her blimp's weapon as she snapped her fingers and opened a large portal under the blimp. Coming out of the portal was an unspeakable monster that only few have seen or heard of. It didn't even matter if it was a fake or not but the monster that came from the portal was the squid like god, Chuthulu!
Charlie moved her red hand like a puppeteer as she controlled the tentacled beast to strangle the metallic blimp with it's hands and face tentacles. The princess watched in glee as her smile grew and red horns began protruded from her head as everyone watched in shock and fear. Well everyone except Razzle and Dazzle, who were used to this, and Vaggie, who was feeling a wave of ecstasy travel through her body as her rival's machine was being rip apart like a piece of paper.
'She's hot, she's destructive, and she can possibly summon a lot of kinky shit with just a wave of the hand!' Vaggie thought as everyone watched Cthulhu continue it's rampage before she turned to Charlie again. 'I think I'm in love!'
Soon enough the machine exploded in flames as the Cthulhu dropped the wreckage to the ground before slithering back into portal as everyone watched the flames dance.
"Well, I'm am famished! Who's hungry?!" Charlie asked as she turned around to the group.
They could only stare at her in shock as her horns retracted and their tongues were left dry. Walking past them, they followed with their gazes as she went on a ramble about a dish.
"I'll let you all know this. If you thought the rumors of my singing were good, you'll think my linguine is to kill for!" she said as Vaggie quickly walked up next to her.
"Oh, I'm sure." Vaggie said with a nod while wrapping her arms around Charlie's right arm.
Smiling at Vaggie, Charlie continued to speak as everyone began to follow.
"And now the stage is set and the performers shall come. And I hope it will be a grand show, so stay tuned." She said as she brought Vaggie closer by her hip, getting a giggle from her as Angel and Alastor shared a hopeful/worried look.