Hawkmoth walked around his lair, there were only joyful emotions. WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE TODAY! I NEED AN AKUMA! Hawkmoth thought angrily. Suddenly Hawkmoth felt a negative emotion.
"Ah yes, a young teenager who just wants his party to be lit. I will get him the flames of flurry to light his party. Fly my little Akuma," Hawkmoth whispered to his butterfly. The akuma landed in the boy's party hat and Hawkmoth started to speak to him.
"Hello Flamethrower, I am Hawkmoth and I can give you the power to light this party on fire!"
"Umm Hawkmoth, I don't want to light the party on fire, I just want it to be awesome for my friend."
"But you said you wanted it to be lit?"
"Lit means awesome my man."
"umm," Hawkmoth muttered as he we drew the akuma. Why on earth did LIT mean AWESOME? Everyone knew LIT meant ON FIRE! Hawkmoth thought mad. Teenagers didn't know what they were talking about. Hawkmoth felt another negative emotion, he didn't care that this one was weak he just needed to akumatize one person, it was the fifth day in a row without an akuma.
"Ah you want to be a ghost hun? I can make that dream come true. Fly akuma fly and take over this soul," Hawkmoth muttered sending off his evil butterfly.
"Hello Ghostgirl, I am Hawkmoth, I can give you the power to be a ghost if you do something for me."
"Umm, what? I don't want to be a ghost, my friend went ghost on me. And now I'm just really annoyed," The girl said to a very confused Hawkmoth.
"WHAT ON EARTH DOES GHOST MEAN?" Hawkmoth questioned really confused.
"It means they stopped texting back, boomer."
"WHAT IS THAT SAPOST TO MEAN!?" A startled Hawkmoth yelled back.
"It means you need to look up teen slang old man."
Hawkmoth redrew his akuma and went up stairs.
"Nathalie, pull up teen slang on my computer," Gabriel sighed, pressing his fingers into his forehead.