26Back so early na 🙈
Its again a requested One shot by Luvcidduodosti based on this lockdown we are experiencing nowadays.
On a serious node its a very sad happening as almost the whole world is in its deadly grip. Please guys stay safe for ur own family and friends.
This is a light hearted OS just for entertainment and based on imagination.
Please accept my advance apologise if it hurt to anyone by anymeans.
Thanku so much.
Have a happy reading :)
LOCKDOWN DIARIES
He got up, switched off the device again switch it on, and sit in front of his laptop but the screen was still showing few dots moving in circular motion.
He was really frustrated with the internet connection and to increase his frustration his cell ringed for the third time.
"Are kar to raha hoon ab signal nahin aa rahe hain to kya karoon"
Person from other side: mujhe kya pata kya karo...ek to khud aaj so gaye din mein phir sham ko bahana lagaya ki dinner bana rahe ho aur ab raat ko tumhare network nahin aa rahe. Sab samajh raha hoon main tumhara na dil bhar gaya hai mujhse.
"Bak Bak karwa lo bus janab se...ek kam kar WhatsApp pe video call karta hoon..tum online aao"
Daya: haan jaldi karo mujhe bohot bhook lag rahi hai ab
Abhijeet murmured: isme kaun si nayi baat hai.
Daya sternly: mujhe sab sunai de raha hai.
Abhijeet cut the call instantly biting his tongue when as soon as he switched on his cell Data his phone buzzed.
Abhijeet nod his head in no in smile and answered the call placing the cell on stand.
Daya while adjusting his position having a plate in his hand and sitting down finally: ye idea pehle kyun nahin lagaya bekar hi itni der bhooka rehna pada mujhe.
Abhijeet: to tumhe hi to zoom app par baat karne ki padi thi na. Sau gun suna die the sahab ne mujhe uske. Aur phir baat bhi laptop par karni hai jahan sab record ho sake (grabbing his plate after placing food on it) ab khud ki hi baton ko record karke faida kya hai.
Daya: are lockdown diaries rahengi na humari. Waise Abhijeet (munching food and telling him) maan lo ab tum, umar ke sath sath boring se maha boring hote ja rahe ho tum.
Abhijeet jerked his head on this and asked: banaya kya hai aaj (trying to peep in his plate from his cell screen)
Daya making faces: wahi jis se mujhe nafrat hai...(in anger) Khichdi hunh sach boss khichdi khane se acha insaan hawa kha le.
Abhijeet controlling his laugh: han wo to banani bhi nahin padti hai. Accha hai accha hai ab kum se kum pata to chala janab ko ki khud khana pakana kya hota hai.
Daya in proud tone: khair tumhe bhi pata hai ki ye Daya tumse behtar cook hai wo to bus...
Abhijeet completed: thoda lazy hai isilie bus khichdi hi bana pata hai...(asking) hai na.
Daya: Hunh...tumne kya banaya hai
Abhijeet busy in eating answered: Rajma Chawal
Daya in mouthwatering tone: kyaaa.. Yaar Abhi ek din ki cheating to banti hai...short cut se aa jaun main. Mujhe pata hai wahan police bhi nahin hai. Pakka gloves mask sab pehen kar aaunga tum kahoge to plastic bag me wrap hokar aa jaunga.
Abhijeet strictly: Kya Daya..yahan humara department logon ko samjha raha hai ki ghar me rahein aur tum khud hi aisi batein kar rahe ho.
Daya: itna bano bhi mut haan...(taking bite of his khichdi) mazak hi kar raha tha main. Pata nahin kab life wapas normal hogi yaar...accha khasa duty jaane mil raha tha...beech me ye court k orders ne band hi baja di.
Abhijeet agreed as he too was missing his work: haan ye to hai Yaar. Par unhone bhi kuch soch kar hi kaha hai ab jab jaroorat nahin hai to bahar nahin jana hi sahi hoga. Aur phir jab jaroorat hogi to wo bulayenge na humein.
Daya in lazy tone: hafta to ho gaya hai..pata nahin sab criminals bhi kahan chup kar baith gaye hain.
Abhijeet smiled at him and says: dinner ho gaya tumhara.
Daya taking his last bite: haan ho gaya chalo dishes wash karke milta hoon.
Abhijeet: haan theek hai aur Daya 403, 506 number case ki files utha lana uski report banani hai.
Daya in irritation: is se accha to duty par hi bula lein ye paper work se to jaan choote meri.
Abhijeet got up and now only voice was coming to Daya as he was in kitchen: acha hi to hai isi bahane tumhe paper work karne ki adat bhi pad jaegi.
Daya too got up and answering him while going to kitchen: tum to chahte hi yahi ho...sach Boss tumhare jaise dost ke hote hue na dushman ki jaroorat nahin hai.
Abhijeet laughed on this and Daya too smiled.
Soon both get free from their washing session sitting again in front of their mobiles.
Daya: yaar Boss skype par aao. Case discussion WhatsApp call me nahin karte hain.
Abhijeet: haan main cut karta hoon abi try karta hoon Skype pe connect hone ki.
Daya: phone ka net to aa raha hai tumhara.. aisa karo hotspot le lo. Wo Jio ka free WiFi na tumhare dimag jitna hi chal raha hai.
Abhijeet showing him the wireless device in victory smile: jee filhaal bilkul tez.
Daya again make a face as he was trapped in his own joke.
Both connected on skype and soon start working and discussing so many points which ended shortly and now both are busy in preparing reports.
Abhijeet took his head out after two hours from his file and glanced at the laptop screen which gave him a moment to smile broadly.
Abhijeet: phir so gaya. Itna chid kyun hai ise paper work se. Naam lete hi neend aane lagti hai aur karna shuru ho to so hi jata hai. Ab saari raat laptop on rahega phir subah battery khatm ho jaegi to uska rona peetna alag. Phone karke jaga deta hoon kum se kum theek se to soye.
He called Daya who picked after three bells talking in sleepy tone: kya hai
" Apna laptop band kar do file save kar lo aur phir aram se bed par so jakar main bhi sone laga hoon"
Daya getting up in horror looking at Abhijeet from laptop screen: mai phir so gaya are yaar..Acp sir ne kal subah tak report mangi hai waise to thodi hi bachi hai par (looking at Abhijeet who instantly refused) nahin main bilkul nahin karne wala. Tum so jao subah jaldi jaga dunga itna promise kar sakta hoon.
Daya annoyingly: main bhi uthane ki hi keh raha tha shakki aadmi.
Abhijeet laughed and both bid bye to each other after wishing good night.
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" Abhijeet mujhe demotion chahiye"
Abhijeet looking at Daya in frustration: ye bewakoofana baat kehne ke lie tumne mujhe bathroom se bahar nikalwa dia phone kar kar ke. Main ja raha hoon nahane bye.
Daya stopping him as they were on WhatsApp video call: rukko na yaar yahan main itna pareshan hoon aur tumko nahane ki padi hai.
Abhijeet taking a sigh and sitting on bed: accha batao kya hua
Daya: yaar mujhe demote karwa do please.
Abhijeet: aur wo kis khushi mein.
Daya: are kum se kum bahar jane ko to milega. Mujhe Traffic police wala banwa do ya phir koi constable jo kisi bhi sealed hotspot par pehra de raha ho. Mera dimag fat jaega nahin to ghar reh reh ke.
Abhijeet softly feeling Daya in real tention: kya ho gaya Daya
Daya: yaar ye ghar ki diwarein mujhe kaatne daud rahi hain. Bahar ka khana khaye jaise zamana ho gaya. Kitne din hue in hathon ne kisi ke danton se piano nahin bajaya. Oopar se Acp sir aur unka paper work. File file file...chaar file already pending hain jo teen aur mere sar par maar din hain abhi abhi. Nooo ye sab mujhse nahin hone wala aur.
Abhijeet although feeling a laughing blast trying to come out of his throat, managed to control himself and answered: yar pak to main bhi gaya hoon is waqt par kar bhi kya sakte hain..dekh to rahe hi ho na din par din cases badhte hi ja rahe hain.
Daya in real tention: haan Boss..aur Mumbai me to kuch jyada hi. Par kya karu yaar bus kabi kabi thoda jyada hi frustration ho jati hai. Ab tum hi batao kahan hume ghar aane ki fursat nahin hoti thi aur kahan do hafte se ghar me hi hain.
Abhijeet: sab theek ho jaega yaar. Tum thodi der yoga kyun nahin kar lete u will feel better.
Daya: good idea..theek hai tum jakar nahao itne main yoga karta hoon, phir nahaunga (serious tone) phir wo Sahil Murder case par lagna hai.
Abhijeet too remembering: haan theek hai main aaya aadhe ghante tak.
Daya: mujhe to ek ghanta lagega.
Abhijeet: koi nahin itni der tumhari thodi report bana dunga main.
Daya sweetly: kitne acche ho tum Boss.
Abhijeet: jee ab main jaun.
Daya: avashya bhrata.
Abhijeet laughed on this as the Ramayan fever was really onn on Daya and him also.
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"Dayaa sun"
Daya look at him in anger: itni tez kyu chilla rahe ho. Bhagte hue aaya main pocha maar rha tha abhi gir jata to.
Abhijeet holding his one ear: sorry sorry
Daya managing his sinus: accha batao kya hua
Abhijeet in tention and shame: yaar teen kg weight badh gaya hai.
Daya started laughing on this: accha hua accha hua mujhe chida rahe the na...(mimicking him) main lazy hoon...main kamchor hoon...Rajma, kadhi, Chole, Paneer are paneer ki to daastan hai apni, bade sahab daku mangal singh ban kar (Abhijeet smiled as Daya was telling about his mask and gloves) 1 km paidal jakar paneer lekar aaye (sarcastically) shahi paneer banayenge...banao banao...3 kg kya abhi to aur badhega.
Abhijeet: are yaar shubh shubh bolo. Aise kaise badhega kal se...kal se kya aaj se hi exercise shuru (declaring way) sham ko paanch baje tayyar rehna
Daya's jaws dropped: kya main..main kyun mera kaun sa weight badha hai
Abhijeet: janab aapko badhane ki kya jaroorat hai aap to already overweight hain
Daya look at him in anger and he continued: bus keh dia to keh dia..main akele bore ho jaunga islie aaj se roz sham ko workout aur wo bhi video call mein.
Daya: phir ludo kab kheloge
Abhijeet: workout ke baad
Daya smilingly: okay then, ab jaun bohot kaam hai yaar abi.
Abhijeet: haan call chalti rehne de. Baat karte hue kaam ho jaega.
Daya saluting him with two fingers: as u say Boss.
Abhijeet smiled and both again get busy in their daily shores talking,laughing, teasing, fighting and what not. Enjoying their uncertain, unwanted vacations to the fullest.
So guys
how was it?
And jugnu tumhe kaisa laga I know tum bata chuki ho par wapas bata dena..hehe :)
