9Interruptions No More
Disclaimer: Because I could see Morgan continuously interrupting (thank you Deleted Scenes) Chuck and Sarah on dates and other things in an oblivious manner and Sarah eventually getting fed up with it. I also have to admit that I'm slightly inspired by those 'Adorable Psycho' stories where this is concerned.
"Morgan, thank you for coming." Greeted Sarah in a somewhat fake polite tone as she allowed him into her room at Maison.
"Uhh, no problem, Sarah. And wow, might I say that this is a fantastic room you have. But how on Earth are you able to afford it with what you make at the Double O?"
"Never you mind about that, Morgan."
He raised his eyebrows at her prim words. "Look, if you have something goin' on on the side, I won't judge, okay? I mean, yeah, I might be a little disappointed and maybe a little worried for Chuck but no judgement. At all." He told her while ensuring there was some space between the two of them.
Especially as she began to glare at him! "Morgan, there is NOTHING going on on the side, okay? I just have some money saved up thanks to an old job and an inheritance, nothing more. Understood?"
"I… Uhh, yeah, understood!" He replied nervously as she got in his space.
Man, she is scary!
Did his boy know how scary his girl is!? If not, perhaps maybe he should say something! Sarah gave Morgan a satisfied smile before backing away from him much to his relief. "Now, let's get to why I asked you over here."
"Yeah, why is that, exactly? Because if this is some kinda thing where you tell me you want to sleep with me, I'm gonna have to say no. 'Cause I am so not gonna pull a Bryce Larkin with you. No matter how hot you are."
He practically jumped when that glare came back but way more intense than previously! "Morgan, I have no interest in you in that way. I also have NO interest in pulling a Bryce and Jill and if you ever make such remarks towards me like that again, you will NOT like the consequences. You got that?" Sarah asked of him in a tone that was practically arctic as once again, she was in his face with her finger pointed at him.
Morgan gulped and nodded rapidly. "I, I got it."
"Good boy. Now, to the reason you're here." She said as she backed off and put space between them much to his relief.
"There's a very big problem Chuck and I have in our relationship."
One that was most decidedly NOT just a cover, even if certain individuals thought otherwise. But damnit, that's just how she preferred it as she did not need meddling in her life! There had been too much of that and thanks to Chuck (even if he wasn't all that aware of it), she had decided to fight back in a very discreet manner. "Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry to hear that. Its the ghost of Jill, isn't it?"
No, but if I ever meet that bitch, she'll be a ghost for sure!
"No, Morgan its not her. And its not Bryce. Its you, actually." She told him and got a wide eyed look from Morgan in return.
"Me!? How so!? I've done nothing but practically support you two!" Morgan retorted unhappily.
Okay, so maybe he was a little jealous but could anyone really blame him? He and Chuck are Hetero life mates and have been so since forever! Sarah gave him a look as she crossed her arms. "Is that so? Then what do you call the Wednesday night at the Mall?"
"Uhh… Me hangin' out with my best bud and his girl? Whom I kinda actually consider a friend?"
Aww, that's sweet. But this isn't the time for sweet!
"Morgan… Chuck and I were having couple time that night after our date before we got there."
"If that's the case, why was Casey there with you two?" Asked the Little Man suspiciously.
Damnit!
Okay, so technically that had been a mission the three of them were on but that's not something she could tell him! "We were helping Casey find a present for his mother's birthday." Sarah told him while thinking quickly on her feet.
"Okay… But its not like either of you two told me you guys were having private time. John Casey being around not withstanding."
Sarah gaped at him for a moment. "We did!"
"No, you didn't!"
"That's because you weren't listening to us!" Exclaimed the lovely Agent.
"And this isn't the first time you've done something like that to us, Morgan Grimes! Like that night in the courtyard for example when Chuck and I were having Pizza and Wine."
"Wait… That was a date?"
"YES!"
He winced at the tone of her voice. "And for your information, despite every attempt to have sex with that best friend of yours, something inevitably happens to keep it from happening and I'm sick of it!" Sarah informed him unhappily.
Sure, that night she wore the purple lingerie and his sister got drugged, she had been screwing with him a little but Sarah had every intention of sealing the deal with him! She's a woman damnit, and one with desires just like any other! Though admittedly, Sarah had thought if they slept together she'd get said desires and the like out of her system but sadly that hadn't happened. And God knows she'd been coaxing him to second base with her but that was taking a huge amount of aggravating time thanks to his gentlemanly ways and self confidence issues brought on by Bryce and Jill! As it is, Sarah was about ready to just jump Chuck so both could finally have a little release from their mutual desire for one another. Not that it would stop her from jumping him again and again of course. "I, I, I, I had no idea. I mean… Our Chuck hasn't even said a word of it to me!"
Holy God, how on Earth has Chuck not sealed the deal with Sarah by now!? They've been together nearly a year!
With a babe like Sarah Walker, Morgan wasn't sure he'd have been able to last this long with out that kind of activity where she was concerned. Definitely NOT something to mention around Anna. Or anyone else for that matter. The last thing I need is an upset Anna Wu.
Morgan shuddered mentally at the image of a highly pissed off Anna! Sarah scowled at him. "Of course Chuck hasn't! He knows better than to talk about the intimate details of our relationship with anyone BUT Ellie." Ellie was practically a Godsend in Sarah's eyes as the other woman helped her keep sane in a world that seemed determined to keep her from having sexy Chuck times.
"Okay… So do you want an apology from me? Because I am deeply apologetic, Sarah."
"Oh, I want more than just a deeply sincere apology from you, Morgan." She replied dead seriously.
"From now on, you are to call Chuck or I ten minutes BEFORE you come anywhere near us outside of our respective jobs. I will NO LONGER tolerate you interrupting whenever you damn well please as its been too long since I've been properly satisfied and I NEED some Chuck, damnit! Do you understand me!?"
Morgan, vastly unsure if Sarah was being serious or not, hesitated to respond. "I'm not joking, if that's what you're wondering, Morgan."
"Oookay… But do you realize how unreasonable that sounds?"
"Its not unreasonable at all. Your obliviousness has interfered for the last time!" She told him icily.
"I don't think Chuck'll go along with this." Tried the Short One.
Sarah stared him down for a moment and he couldn't help but gulp a little nervously. "Of course he will if he knows what's good for him. And he most definitely DOES know what's good for him. As a happy Sarah Walker, makes for a happy everything. And if you don't agree to this, Morgan Grimes, I have a friend who can ensure you a spot in the toughest Boot Camp program in America."
Said 'friend' being one Major John Casey but she wasn't going to tell Morgan that! "You… You're serious."
"Dead serious."
Yeah, she is ten levels of scary. I hope to God she never gives Anna any tips. Thought Morgan to himself as that would just be a nightmare!
Letting out a huge sigh and thinking very seriously about having a talk with Chuck about his Lady, Morgan spoke. "Okay, I agree to your terms. However unreasonable I feel they are." He told her unhappily.
"I guess I'll have to have a talk with Anna then."
Morgan's eyes widened in alarm. "OKAY! ITS NOT UNREASONABLE! ITS VERY REASONABLE!" He yelled out in panic, making Sarah smile in a pleased and victorious manner.
"Good boy. Now, Chuck's on his way so make yourself scarce."
"You're really scary, you know that right?"
"So I've been told. On numerous occasions."
Morgan, seeing it was definitely a good idea to get the heck out of Dodge, made his leave. And when Chuck arrived, let's just say Sarah finally got what she wanted much to their combined pleasure since she had decided to jump him instead of playing the long game a second longer. There was a number of repeat performances that night and a noise complaint or two but neither cared in the slightest thanks to how focused on the other they were.
Author's Notes: Heh… Poor Morgan.
