If Holographic Trees Could Talk

Author's Note: Set during Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna. Enjoy the story and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Digimon series.

Pairing: Referenced one-sided (canon) Koushiro x Mimi.

Summary:

Yagami Taichi and Izumi Koushiro have a frank discussion about the former's questionable distractions.

---

Inside a holographic tree not dissimilar to the one they hid in when they first came to the Digital World, the Chosen quibbled. At the outset, they hadn't streamlined the terminology, and it was "Digimon World."

"You still upset I corrupted your hard drive? I apologized for that."

The dull clacking of keys in the echo chamber that was this hollow imitation of plant life tested Taichi's tolerance.

"You can't seclude yourself here forever. Kuwagamon'll getcha!"

Running command prompt to unfreeze his CPU, Koushiro crossed his arms. "My laptop wouldn't have locked up if you hadn't been watching adult videos on it!"

The older chuckled. He was first to admit he had a problem. "Agumon insisted."

"So you two borrowed my computer? T-to watch that?"

"Porn, Koushiro. It's called porn. I know you clear your history more thoroughly than I do – bet you designed an ingenious program – but we all do it!"

"I don't!"

"We all have certain needs."

"Not me!"

"Well, you must do something! Perv out on pics of Mimi, by chance?"

Koushiro choked.

"Did I hit the nail on the head?"

"Can't you take your allegations someplace else, please?"

"Since you asked sooo nicely! C'mon, Agumon. It's Koushiro's 'private time!'" Taichi made air quotes.

"Is there stuff to eat where we're going?" Agumon ground his pointy teeth.

"Really, Taichi-san…" Koushiro groaned, ruddy as Tentomon's shell.