1Story: Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Stories 4: Konohagakure Chaos
Authors: Master Jin Sonata, Time Master, Flarezero, Nocturne, Aoi
Written: April 6, 2020
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Crude Humor, Language, Violence, Suggestive Themes)
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto or its motley crew of ninjas.
Author's Note: While this is the fourth fic in this series', this has no connections to the previous installments. So whether you choose to read our first three 'Ultimate Ninja Stories' fics or not will not impact this one. ;)
Welcome! The following is the order of individual stories that will be released within this fic, ordered from oldest written to newest, each composed by a different member of our multi-author team of nearly 20 years. Please enjoy!
Story 1: Sasuke's Worst Nightmare
Originally Written: January 17, 2014
Author: Master Jin Sonata
Story 2: Naruto's Uncontrollable Clone
Originally Written: May 2, 2019
Author: Flarezero
Story 3: Worst. Trip. Ever!
Originally Written: December 16, 2011
Author: Time Master
Story 4: This Isn't What We Wanted
Originally Written: June 3, 2017
Author: Nocturne & Aoi
Story 5: Tobi In Elementary School
Originally Written: December 7, 2015
Author: Time Master
Konohagakure Chaos Story 1: Sasuke's Worst Nightmare
Originally Written: January 17, 2014
Author: Master Jin Sonata
Everything is black. Nothing in front of him. To his left, nothing. To his right, it's worse.
There is nothing else besides him in this endless chasm.
Why was he there? Was he dead? He did not know it.
Anyway, he couldn't be dead. He just couldn't afford it because he still had a mission of vengeance to accomplish.
The only thing he remembered was meeting his former teammates who foolishly tried again and again to bring him back to Konoha.
As if he, Sasuke Uchiha, was going to agree to return to this cursed village which had destroyed his family, his life.
He had made up his mind and he would not return, but if he did come back to this rat hole, it would be to destroy it.
Her heart and soul were filled with hatred, revenge, and most of all they were filled with darkness. But he didn't care. All these feelings that filled his heart made him powerful. And that's all he wanted, what he needed.
Suddenly he heard a noise... or rather sniffles... no, crying.
He only saw the dark, but he was sure, someone was crying. And given the intensity of the sound he perceived; the person should not be far away.
He had nothing to do with whiners. Those kinds of people were weak, and the weak would be of no use in carrying out his revenge.
So why? Yes, why on earth was he advancing towards these tears? He didn't know that.
The more he advanced towards he did not know where, the more the tears grew louder and louder.
Suddenly, a huge black cloth - probably a sheet - fell on him.
He wanted to avoid it by jumping back, but strangely, he couldn't move anymore, his feet were nailed to the ground.
He had fallen into a trap.
How? 'Or' What? In normal times he was able to predict a trap hundreds of meters away! So how could he have fallen into such a grotesque trap? And even if it had been genjutsu, he would have been able to feel it! But there, nothing.
He then stood on guard, kusanagi ready to be drawn. He wanted to know what awaited him, and above all, who had set him this trap.
The silence.
Strange, because once the fabric fell on him, the crying had stopped. He couldn't hear anything. No noise, no movement, just nothing.
When, suddenly, the sheet was removed. A blinding light blurring his sight, and ...
"SASUKEEE!"
A very resounding shout that can make hearing deaf.
From what he heard, there were several voices, including men and a woman.
Slowly opening his eyes, not yet used to the intensity of the light, Sasuke noticed three strange figures just in front of him.
…
No! It was not possible! It was certainly a joke we made him! Or was he dreaming? No, the exact term would be more of a nightmare. Surely that was it, it was a nightmare!
Before him were his former sensei and his former teammates composed of Kakashi Hatake, Sakura Haruno, and Naruto Uzumaki.
To see them again would not have shocked the Uchiha, except for a few details...
His former sensei was dressed, or rather, was dressed only in black leather briefs, his totally uncovered face sported an undoubtedly perverse look and smile.
The girl was dressed in a big pink rabbit costume where one could only make out a face on which was placed a silly smile with large sparkling green eyes.
And his former teammate, Naruto, had his big silly smile like before, and - he couldn't believe it - the blonde was nearly naked with a small magic cloud covering his waist.
…
What was this delirium?
It was really weird! And where was he?
Everything seemed to be colorful, very colorful for his taste. It looked like he had fallen into a kind of fairy tale far too magical than normal.
And to make it all up, the rascals disguised as his former teammates were hitting the chat right next to him.
"Sasuke? You're even paler than usual! It's okay?" asked Narto, showing a worried look.
"But Naruto, you know that Sasuke-kun hates being yelled at once! And that's why he's so pale! Because he is angry!" announced Sakura, hopping around, happy to have found a very intelligent logic according to her.
"Come on, calm my little ones! Don't you see that our dear Sasuke is not that pale? Take a good look at her cheeks, they are a little pink," declared Kakashi with a hoarse voice while eyeing the Uchiha.
"Kyyaaa! Sasuke-kun has my color on him! How happy I am! Happy! Happy!" Sakura praised ecstatically, jumping squarely around her Sasuke-kun.
"Argh! But no! And first, if he blushes it is only for me because I am the most beautiful!" argued Naruto.
"Nope! He does not blush! He is rosy!"
"Blushes"
"Rosy"
"Blushes!"
"There I think it is all blue, and I am sure, it is because as a fantasy, you do not live up to its expectations," exclaimed Kakashi, pointing to the brown with his thumb while sensually approaching him.
"But no! As I most dressed of all, I am surely the one who needs him. Not an old pervert like you Kakashi! Isn't that right, Sasuke-kun?" asked Sakura, also approaching Sasuke.
"Stop saying nonsense! I am the one he needs! Between me and Sasuke, there has always been a very special bond! And if I'm nearly naked, it's not for nothing, isn't that right, Sasuke?" proclaimed Naruto, joining his companions who were approaching the poor ensnared Uchiha.
Sasuke saw his former comrades come closer to him, little by little, while he was backing up, until he bumps into a tree that came out of nowhere, halting his retreat.
He felt bad, even if now he was sure it was just a nightmare.
He wanted to use kusanagi, or perform a chidori or whatever to protect himself, but he was nailed to the tree without being able to do anything exactly as with the black cloth.
Panic crept slowly but surely into him before the three suddenly throw themselves onto Sasuke all at once.
"GAAAAAAAHHHH!" Sasuke shouted at the top of his lungs.
But suddenly he woke up in his bed, completely sweating.
And from that famous night, the mere thought of his former teammates of Konoha awoke in Sasuke a murderous aura capable of making fear of rabbits, nudists and perverts.
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