29Crossover of an old favorite with a hot new series.
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Dimension: Hell
Location: IMP City
A few days after a somewhat successful mission with the death of a child, the rowdy crew of IMP was currently in another meeting but this one was about their finesse in the field.
"Okay, people, we need ideas on to improve our teamwork! No is to blame but I think we can all agree that our execution needs work." Blitzo said as he stood in front of the conference table.
They heard a loud scream as someone descended from the sky and landed in their dumpster.
"What the fuck was that?!" Blitzo asked as he went to the window and see someone in the building dumpster and trash all round it.
"Did someone just land in our dumpster?" Millie asked as she and Moxxie went to the window while Loona stay at her chair on her phone.
"OW!" Yelled the man before climbing out of the dumpster, not noticing his appearance had changed before his fall.
When he was human, he had messy black hair, green eyes, a poorly shaven beard, a soul-patch, and round teeth. His everyday outfit consists of blue jeans, black ankle boots, and a black T-shirt that says 'JERK' in white letters. Now that he was in hell, he was covered in dark gray fur, had two feline ears on his head with one being ripped, and somewhat medium sized paw/hands. He also still had his soul patch as whiskers sprouted from his cheeks. He had been transformed into a cat demon as landed on his back when he hit the ground.
"Grrr! That damned ignorant driver, looking at his phone while I crossed the street." He said to himself as he pulled himself up and patted himself down. "Next time I see him, I'm gonna..."
He grumbled the the rest of his threat as he took a look at the building next to the dumpster and saw the sign.
"Immediate Murder Professionals?" he read before saying. "The fuck?"
The man scratched his head in confusion before finally noticed his arm was covered in dark gray fur.
"What the hell?!" he shouted before truly taking in his surroundings. "What the hell is going on?!"
As the man turned cat demon was freaking out, the employees of IMP were watching from their office window.
"Looks like he just died, given his reaction to everything." Moxxie said, watching the man freak out as he look at the sky yet still look angry as other demons stopped to stare at him.
"Should we help him?" Millie asked her boss, who rubbed his chin as he watched.
"Hmm, if he is new to hell, then he could be an instant client!" Blitzo said as he turned to Loona, who was still on her phone. "Loona, bring him in!"
The hellhound groaned as got up and made her way outside to bring in whatever demon her boss/adopted father wanted to come inside. When Loona got outside, she saw the newest demon was standing on the dumpster he fell in and holding a rusty crowbar in his hands to defend himself as other demons began to crowd him in interest.
"Back you cretains! Back I say!" he said he saw a few swings of the crowbar.
Loona rolled her eyes at this before deciding to get his attention, shoving her way through the crowd as she got to the dumpster.
"Hey! Asshole on the dumpster! My boss wants to talk to you, so if you want some answers, I recommend you follow me!" Loona yelled at him as she crossed her arms.
The catman turned to the voice shouting at him and saw it's owner was different compared to the other demons that crowded and walked by, she looked like a mangy punk goth dog.
"Who are you calling asshole, you flee bitten mutt?!" he shouted back as he jumped off the dumpster, the crowbar still in hand.
"What did you just call me!" Loona shouted in anger and she walked to his face, looking down to him as he was about as tall as Moxxie and Millie. "I don't know who you were when you were alive but you obliviously need a lesson in manners!"
"Alive?! I'm already alive stupid! And who are you to tell me about manners?!" the man shouted back in her face, point the crowbar in her face.
"If you haven't figured it out yet stupid, you're in hell!" Loona said as she growled in his face, yanking the crowbar from his hand and throwing aside to hit a sinful bystander. "And if you want anymore answers, you're gonna come with me now!"
Before the man could answer, Loona just grabbed him by the back of his shirt and began dragged him through the crowd toward I.M.P.
"Unhand me, you wench! I have rights!" the cat man complained, as he dug his heels in to the ground.
"You lost those when you died!" Loona screamed back as she dragged him into I.M.P., not knowing just how much chaos he would bring to this little, killing business.
