While browsing some deviantart stuff, I found a surprising amount of Servant vs Servant stuff. And well, that got me thinking and here's chapter 1 of the result.

Darkness and Light, Into the Chaos!

As he wandered the halls of Chaldea on some rare off-time, Ritsuka Fujimara noticed his beloved Kohai, Mash glancing around nervously before ducking into one of the rooms. "Okay." Ritsuka muttered, his curiosity getting the better of him as he approached the door.

"Hey Master, what are you up to?" came a loud voice behind him. Ritsuka whipped around to see Mordred and Martha approaching him.

"O-oh, I just saw Mash come in here, and I was curious." Ritsuka explained.

The Saber laughed. "Well, hate to say it, but this is a bit of a club meeting some of us put together." she informed.

"That's right." Martha added with a small smile. "We do let non-members come in sometimes, but it usually costs them QP, so we can afford some of the club's necessities, you understand."

Mordred laughed. "Got that right! Then again, I don't exactly think Fergus is paying to watch the action." That got a raised brow from Chaldea's last Master. "Anyway, we're starting soon, so unless you got the QP, you'd best skedaddle."

With that, the Saber and Rider entered the room and the door closed in Ritsuka's face. The boy considered entering, but his mental debate was interrupted when Nightingale came around the corner. "Master, is there something you needed here?" the nurse asked curiously.

"Oh, Head Nurse!" Ritsuka greeted. "Are you in this club thing Mordred and Martha were telling me about too?"

"Indeed." Nightingale replied. "Though I did need some convincing from the other members to participate, as it centers around causing injury rather than healing it."

"Okay, I'll bite." Ritsuka cut in, slightly worried. "What kind of club is this?"

To his deep surprise, the Berserker blushed, shifting nervously from foot to foot. "Perhaps it would be better to show you than simply explaining it? I can cover the entry cost if you don't have enough." she offered.

Ritsuka shook his head. "Some of the others helped me grind during a minor singularity, and I've been getting more Craft Essences than I know what to do wit. I'll be fine."" He assured. Nightingale nodded, and the two entered.

"Welcome." Shuten greeted as the Master and Servant entered. "Price of admission is 10000 QP. If you have a membership card, please show me before going through." she requested. Ritsuka paid the QP, and Nightingale flashed a small plastic card that Shuten scanned. "Thank you, and have fun!" As they left, the demonic Assassin chuckled to herself. "I wonder how Master will react when he finds out what we girls are doing here every week or so." The door opened again. "Welcome! Oh, Fergus! You know the drill by now."

...

As Ritsuka and Nightingale came to the second door, or doors as there were two, Ritsuka looked at the signs. "Why do you have a 'Members' and 'Visitors' door?" the Master asked.

"Step inside, and all will be made clear." Nightingale assured, opening the 'Members' door and slipping inside wordlessly.

Figuring he had nothing to lose, Ritsuka entered the 'Visitors' door. The Light, it burns! The Master shielded his eyes from the glaring lights as he entered the room. Once his eyes adjusted, he looked around. the walls seemed to have bleachers all across them, and looking at the center, he saw...

A wrestling ring.

"What the actual fuck?" he asked.

And done! I want to make it very clear that this is only the first chapter. I'll be writing at least five, probably more. But I am willing to take requests for matchups. Two major conditions:

1) Wrestlers have to be female (Hard as it is to find them in Chaldea, am I right?)

2) More of a "Keep this in mind" Noble Phantasms, Active Skills, and spells are prohibited. This is a contest of strength between the Servants.

3) If you know a song you think would work well with a chosen Servant, please add that too.

On a side note, for no particular reason, does anyone know a good intro song for Quetzalcoatl and Tomoe Gozen? Alright then, I guess leave a review and I'll see everyone next time!