1Author's Note: So, this is a sort of bonus chapter for our first season of C&H Central. Here, there will be descriptions of each character, scrapped episodes, a soundtrack, and trailers. I've had this burning a hole in my back pocket for a while, really excited to wrap this season up.
Unwritten/scrapped episodes
Goodbye, Cruel World - This episode would have involved Jackson feeling isolated from his friends, so he cuts off all contact with them. I scrapped this one because I felt part of this was addressed in Jackson's Revenge.
Evidence - In this one, I guess Robert Stainton would have tried to rob the guys. Following that, everyone's belongings would have been taken as evidence. I scrapped this one, because Robert got a better episode in Inspector. Who knows? Maybe Robert will return in Season 2...
Scarecrow - This would have been a Jekyll and Hyde sort of episode where Will suddenly grew an evil persona. It wasn't that good to begin with. If I had kept it, The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread! would have had Will getting kicked out of the house because of the events of that episode.
Movie Night - In this one, it had a basic plot of the guys disagreeing with what to watch on movie night, so they have a warfare in Target. It sounded interesting when I wrote the plot...
Patrick's Nightmare - Patrick has a nightmare about Donald Trump, and consulted Jackson to help him recover. I don't write about politics, so I scrapped it.
Dreams - Originally, this had a different plot where Will did have a dream about a user dying, but the twist was the guys were supposed to avoid death.
Viacom - This one would have had Jackson lying about his IQ level to get a job at Viacom of all places, against Patrick and Nicholas' wishes. I feel like The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread! represented the idea of "a user gets a job someplace else and badmouths his friends".
Character descriptions (NOTE: THESE ARE NOT OUR ACTUAL AGES.)
Nicholas (age 21)- Nicholas is the leader of the wiki, but he only got the job because of Jackson's rage against Robert Stainton. He loves working there, but he can be a bit controlling at times. He never wants to leave. As revealed in Family Therapy (Sucks!), his parents divorced, so if he leaves, he'll have all his relationships destroyed, and he has a fear of being alone. He is always seen in an orange sweatshirt and jeans.
Jackson (age 19) - Jackson is Nicholas' assistant, who ran away from home to live with the guys. He's the best screenwriter, and the local music expert, with approximately fifty favorite bands. He has a short fuse, so expect him to blow his stack a lot. Same as Nicholas, Jackson was tired of being alone, so he lives with seven of his best friends. He is also an actor, and is really good at it. He is always seen in one of his band shirts.
Nemo (age 21) - Nemo is the wiki casting director. He has made friends with multiple celebrities. He and Jackson previously had a rivalry in the past, covered in A Flashback Episode. Sometimes, Nemo will change stories to the way he wants it, for some odd reason. Nemo is also the team's scientist, building gadgets and making strange liquids. He is always seen in a blue button down shirt.
Will (age 20) - Will is the entire art department, so he does all the art. He has had a bad case of carpal tunnel since he joined, and he is widely known as the prankster in the house, looking up to Socrates from Calvin and Hobbes the Series. He is always seen in a red shirt and jeans.
Patrick (age 16) - Patrick's the new guy on the wiki, known for making The Many Misadventures of Calvin and Hobbes. He also had a brief feud with Jackson, but that has simmered down, and the users seem to love his quirky personality. He makes a mean hot cocoa. Patrick can get rude or sarcastic when he gets upset, especially when people call him a loser. He is always seen in a green shirt and jeans.
James (age 19) - As revealed in A Flashback Episode, James was the first to discover Jackson's talents as a writer. He convinced Jackson to join, and the two have remained friends until his untimely death in a mattress store. He was always seen in a navy blue shirt.
Berry (age 24) - Berry was one of the few bosses, but he moved on from the wiki, briefly moving into the Polandball Wiki in Miami. He rejoined and gave his leadership to Nicholas. He is always very smartly dressed.
Wildcat (age 18) - Wildcat is another new hire, he's been around since 2018, but he often antagonizes the users. Nicholas has gone on record on saying that he keeps Wildcat around only because he makes good transcripts. He's actually a nice guy. He is always seen wearing a shirt with a wildcat on it.
Soundtrack
Back to the Shack - Weezer (main theme)
What's It Feel Like to Be a Ghost? - Taking Back Sunday (Another Brick in the Wall (Of Shame))
Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2 - Pink Floyd (Another Brick in the Wall (Of Shame))
Backwoods - Red Hot Chili Peppers (Behold, The Holy Muskie)
Lonely Weekend - Kacey Musgraves (Jackson's Revenge)
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace (Jackson's Revenge)
Sad But True - Metallica (The Notice)
Sweet Child O'Mine (Barbershop Quartet Version) - Patrick, James, Berry, and Wildcat (Bad Hair Day)
Jude Law and a Semester Abroad - Brand New (SING)
Fat Lip - Sum 41 (SING)
I Miss You - blink-182 (SING)
The Afterman - Coheed and Cambria (Inspector)
Hella Good - No Doubt (Wanna See My Shaved Legs?)
Around the World - Daft Punk (Wanna See My Shaved Legs?)
Float On - Modest Mouse (Wanna See My Shaved Legs?)
Adventure of a Lifetime - Coldplay (Wanna See My Shaved Legs?)
Without Me - Eminem (Action Guys)
Dream Boy - Waterparks (How to Get a Girl)
Meet Me on the Roof - Green Day (Family Therapy (Sucks!))
No One Knows - Queens of the Stone Age (Road Trip)
Night Drive - The All-American Rejects (Road Trip)
Irresistible - Fall Out Boy (Road Trip)
Rebellion (Lies) - Arcade Fire (Dreams)
Old School Hollywood - System of a Down (Golf!)
You Only Live Once - The Strokes (Z-)
Psychosocial - Slipknot (Hiding)
The Adventure - Angels and Airwaves (Happy Nothing at All!)
Down - 311 (Happy Nothing at All!)
Schism - Tool (Happy Nothing at All!)
Theme Song Montage (I know this should have been in Episode 1, don't judge me.)
(The song Back to the Shack by Weezer begins to play. Shot of 2004 Wentz Avenue. Zoom in on Nicholas face.)
Sorry, guys, I didn't realize that I needed you so much.
(Nicholas' face soon turns into a vinyl inner label in Jackson's room. Jackson picks up the vinyl, and looks at the camera.)
I thought I'd get a new audience, I forgot that disco sucks.
(Jackson's face becomes a face in Nemo's phonebook, where Nemo flips the page, on his phone.)
I ended up with nobody, and started feeling dumb.
(Nemo becomes a drawing on Will's tablet, where he looks tired.)
Maybe I should play the lead guitar, and Pat should play the drums.
(Will suddenly becomes footage on Patrick's computer, where he tosses the footage aside.)
Take me back, back to the shack, back to the Strat with the lightning strap.
(Patrick's face suddenly goes on Instagram, where it gets tons of likes. James notices and chills out.)
Kick in the door, more hardcore, rockin' out like it's '94.
(James becomes a slide on a film reel, delivered by Berry in a truck.)
Let's turn up the radio, turn off those stupid singing shows.
(Berry's truck turns into a drawing on an invitation by Wildcat.)
I know where we need to go. Back to the shack.
(All the users assemble in the living room.)
Trailers
Main trailer
(shot of 2004 Wentz Avenue)
Narrator: Coming this April...
(shot of Nicholas' computer)
Narrator: You know the creations of Calvin and Hobbes.
(shot of Jackson's room)
Narrator: But what about the people behind them?
(Cut to Nemo grilling his muskie.)
Nicholas: ATTACK!
(Nemo is ambushed.)
Narrator: Meet the users.
(cut to the living room.)
James: Someone bought this place? Who?
Narrator: Nicholas...
Nicholas: I always get nervous about inspection days!
Narrator: Jackson...
Jackson: You're right, guys. I am breaking logic.
Narrator: Nemo...
Nemo: I feel those stories were half fictional, I wasn't that psycho!
Narrator: Will...
Will: I'm not that lazy, I'm busy relaxing.
Narrator: Patrick...
Patrick: I need my Coca-Cola, dude!
Narrator: James...
James: Wicked.
Narrator: Berry...
Berry: You're not supposed to add new characters.
Narrator: and Wildcat.
Wildcat: We all know I'm the undisputed Uno champ!
Narrator: In an all new series.
(Cut to Nemo is a barber chair.)
Nemo: Oh, no. Not a barbershop quartet!
Jackson: It was either that or Judas Priest.
Narrator: Filled with suspense...
Nicholas: I need you to help me about the notice.
Narrator: Humor...
Patrick: I feel like that story was entirely made up.
Narrator: And other stuff!
Nicholas: We are the greatest wiki, and we will keep it that way!
Narrator: C&H Central. Coming to Nickelodeon on April 14, 2019!
The Notice
Narrator: On an all new C&H Central...
(we see the notice.)
Narrator: The wiki has been purchased.
Nicholas: Someone bought the wiki.
Narrator: And anyone could have done it.
(cut to all the users on a screen.)
Narrator: So who did it?
Nicholas: I need Tracer Bullet.
(Cut to Jackson, as Tracer Bullet.)
Jackson: Look at this.
(Nicholas gasps. Cut to the title card.)
Narrator: A brand new C&H Central. This Friday on Nick!
The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread!
Narrator: On a brand new C&H Central...
Will: You guys totally fell for that!
Narrator: Will's pranks have gone out of hand...
Jackson: Oh, good god...
Narrator: And the users have had enough.
Nicholas: I think we enforce The Ultimate Punishment.
(Cut to Will, leaving the house, and on the streets.)
Will: Now what do I do?
(Will flashes back.)
Will: I wish they made microwaveable pancakes.
Narrator: And when Will lets fame get to his head...
Will: They were all jerks, and they put me down.
Patrick: He's spitting lies to the media.
Narrator: the users have to get him.
Nicholas: Now to get Will before he tarnishes the reputation of 2004 Wentz Avenue.
Narrator: On an all new C&H Central! This Friday on Nick!
Meet Charcoal
Narrator: On a brand new C&H Central...
Nicholas: I'm going to get a companion.
Narrator: Nicholas needs something to keep him company.
(Nicholas browses through the pet store.)
Nicholas: I can't find anything.
(Suddenly, Charcoal barks.)
(Cut to Charcoal jumping on Jackson.)
Nemo: This is going to be a long week.
Narrator: And when things start going south...
Nicholas: I'm taking him back.
Narrator: Something has to be done.
Jackson: Oh, no...
Narrator: An all new C&H Central! This Friday on Nick!
Season 2 Trailer
Narrator: The season may have ended...
(shows 2004 Wentz Avenue)
Narrator: But the fun is only beginning!
(Cut to Nicholas and Jackson in the Bahamas.)
Nicholas: Welp, they need us back.
Narrator: That's right! C&H Central is back for another season!
Nemo: I did it! My license is renewed!
Narrator: And it's going to be intense.
(Nicholas takes a game show stage.)
Nicholas: WELCOME TO THE C&H QUIZ SHOW!
Narrator: A season of pranks.
(Will is covered in paint.)
Patrick: You've been Patricked!
Narrator: A season of suspense.
(Jackson faces a judge, who looks a lot like Nicholas.)
Nicholas: The verdict is in.
Jackson: Lay it on me. This is all just a dream.
Narrator: A season of music.
(Jackson and Patrick storm a party.)
Jackson: STORMING THOUGH THE PARTY LIKE MY NAME IS EL NINO!
Narrator: And a season of laughs all around.
Nicholas: GREAT! Now all our money is spent on a hockey team that's NOT EVEN IN OUR CITY!
Narrator: And also, there's a new user.
(Cut to the front door. Nicholas slowly opens it, with the users watching. As he opens the door, the screen cuts to black.)
Narrator: C&H Central, Season Two! Coming March 2020! Only on Nick!
And there you have it! C&H Central, Season One, FINISHED! It feels good to write fanfics once again. Who knows, maybe some of my old projects will be resurrected.
But, until Season Two, see ya!
Coming up next: C&H CENTRAL, SEASON TWO!
