2"MXC: The Loud House vs. The Casagrandes"
Rated T for Mild Language and References
Summary: Two cartoons. One is Nickelodeon's biggest hit series and one is a spinoff. But what happens when these two franchise compete in the world's most toughest competition in town?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with The Loud House or any of its characters. They are owned by Nickelodeon and the creator of the show, Chris Savino. I also do not own anything associated with the show, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, or MXC for short since it is owned by Tokyo Broadcasting Company, which is called Takeshi's Castle over in Japan. Oh, I forgot to tell everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will be co-writing this with me, so all of the credit goes to him as well. Anyway, on with the crossover!
Chapter 5: Giant G-String of Doom/Finale
MXC is finally back for the conclusion of the classic battle between The Loud House and The Casagrandes. Ole!
After the graphic was displayed once more, the camera switched right over to Kenny and Vic, who were still sitting down on their asses like always alongside their interns.
"Aaaand welcome back once again to MXC!" Vic replied as he turned to Ken, "Kenny, it's been dead heat between both teams and so far, since you're always an announcer that loves to take sides, who are you gonna be rooting for to win."
Kenny then let out a depressed groan before saying to Vic, "Why in the heck would I even care, Vic? It sucks that I'm not allowed to even make one sex pun, sex reference or make one lewd comment on every female contestant I see from now on. The new rules suck."
"Oh god, Kenny, are you still complaining the fact that MXC is now being turned into a family show?!" Vic rolled his eyes to Ken very angrily, "Look Kenny, the folks down at both Fox and Disney gave you a contract to sign to return to the show, and so did I! We all have to make changes sometime Ken! After all, this isn't 2003 for pete's sakes! It's 2020!"
"Well, I still wished it was 2003!" Kenny groaned, "Now I wish I'd never quit that masticating job in the first place."
"Well, too bad, live with it, Ken!" Vic said, smacking Kenny in the head with his fan, "You don't see Captain Tenneal whining and complaining about the new change from MXC, don't you?"
"Hey, it's not my fault he got a big pay-raise over you and me, Vic!" Kenny complained to his partner, "I mean, Captain used that big salary for chicks and a private baseball field all to himself! That should have been MY baseball field, Vic. I was gonna call it Blankenship Park!"
"Oh waah waah, life's not fair, Ken!" Vic groaned again before saying to the camera, "But I know what else is fair, and that's our final event, the Giant G-String of Doom!"
Once Vic was finished with his little argument towards Kenny, the final graphic was shown, showing the final event of the episode.
"This is where our players must swing through a big rope and onto the platform, or else they get dunked right into our mystery fluid!" Vic exclaimed, "What's our mystery fluid for today, Ken?"
"It happens to be day-old bacon oil that is also drenched in Mountain Dew Baja Blast." Kenny replied to Vic.
"Sounds very refreshing, Ken." Vic nodded, "Captain, if you will?"
After the graphic was finished playing out, the scene switched over to Captain Tenneal, who was standing at the top of the opening platform.
"GET IT ON!" The Captain shouted as he blew his whistle.
From there came the first contestant of the Casagrandes, who came out wearing the same medium-long blonde hair, green t-shirt, denim pants and white shoes.
"My husband doesn't work at Subway!" Becca randomly shouted out before grabbing the rope.
"And up first for the Casagrandes, we are back again with Becca Chang!" Vic exclaimed, "You saw her instantly score for her Casagrandes team down at the Log Drop!"
While Vic was talking though, Becca swung by the rope only for her hands to slip out of that rope suddenly, sending her back-first right into the fluid.
"Now she's the one who got dropped, Vic!" Kenny smirked.
"Got that right, Ken." Vic smirked as well, "Oh, and just for a little twist, the rope they're sliding on is now covered and laced up with bacon grease, now making it more than a challenge."
"She's gonna smell like Bacon for hours." Kenny chuckled.
"Indeed." Vic nodded as they saw Becca try his best to wipe the bacon oil/Mountain Dew concoction from her eyes.
As Becca left the course, another contestant was about to make his way toward the rope-centered platform. He too, was also a returning contestant as well with his orange polo shirt, blue jeans, white shoes and familiar white hair.
"My mom says I look like a rabbit!" Lincoln shouted out randomly before grabbing the rope.
"Well, I definitely see that resemblance." Kenny smirked as looked at Lincoln himself, mostly toward his features.
"I doubt that, Ken." Vic shrugged, "But anyway, first up and returning from the Loud House team, Lincoln Loud! He, of course, is considered to be the "man with a plan"."
Lincoln then attempted to swing himself as hard as he could, only to make it to the platform successfully, but only for his balance to give way, forcing Lincoln to fall down backwards and knocking him off the platform right away and onto the fluid.
"Oh, he almost had it, Ken!" Vic disappointedly shouted.
"This kid should have thought of a different plan to stay on his feet, otherwise that plan of his sucked." Kenny replied.
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded, "Let's take another look at that on our reply."
Meanwhile, as Lincoln was slowly stepping out of the fluid itself, his replay was shown once more of him reaching the platform and then falling right off.
"As you see right here, he managed to touch his own two whole feet on the platform all before losing control of himself and falling right into that big Fluid full of bacon oil." Vic explained.
"Yeah, somebody put that rabbit in the pot." Kenny smirked.
"Kenny!" Vic scowled before hitting Kenny with his fan yet again.
Once that replay was over and done with, the camera scrolled on to the next returning contestant of The Casagrandes, who had that familiar dark ponytail, purple hoodie, blue denim shorts and the same purple socks/shoes.
"Haha, nice try, Lame-O!" Ronnie Anne shouted over to Lincoln before grabbing the rope.
"And once again from The Casagrandes, it's Ronnie Anne Santiago!" Vic exclaimed.
"Did she just shout an insult to Lincoln?" Kenny asked.
"Well, it just happens to be Lincoln's pet name, Ken." Vic said to his partner, "After all, Ronnie Anne is Lincoln's long-distance girlfriend."
"Yeah but they keep denying it to both their families," Kenny replied. "Because they want both their loving and yer annoying families to know they actually have feelings for one another."
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic exclaimed.
But as they were talking though, the two men saw Ronnie Anne swing on the rope and instantly place her feet right onto the closing platform, scoring another big one for her team.
"But I know one thing she won't be denied of Ken, and that's victory!" Vic shook his head.
"That was one heck of a perfect swing, Vic!" Kenny exclaimed.
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic agreed. "And with that display alone, Ronnie Anne increases the lead for the Casagrandes, 6-4!"
As Ronnie Anne was finished celebrating her victory, the camera scrolled yet again to see another contestant return from The Loud House. It just happened to be the Loud's oldest sibling/sister Lori Loud, who was still busy texting on her phone.
"Yeah, I really gotta swing this rope, Bobby Boo-Boo Bear." Lori said to herself as she was texting Bobby, "You got your camera-"
However, before she could finish that text message of course, Captain Tenneal instantly swatted Lori's phone away and dropped it on the ground before proceedingly stomping on it, much to Lori's shock.
"What the heck did you do that for?!" Lori shouted to the Captain.
"You've done enough texting for one day, missy!" Captain said, shouting right back to Lori.
"And having her phone smashed by the Captain is our other returning contestant, Lori Loud!" Vic reintroduced her once more.
"Well thank goodness for the captain," Kenny stated. "Lori's been on that damn phone since the beginning of the show, like her whole mind is controlled by that device."
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded.
As much as Lori wanted to bitch at Captain Tenneal for destroying her phone like that, she couldn't knowing she had an event to win. So she grabbed her rope right away and started to swing on it, only for her hand to slip on the rope and split herself right between the legs on that platform, forcing her to fall right into the fluid painfully.
"Oh my!" Vic horribly gasped.
"I think she might want to text 9-1-1, Vic." Kenny smirked, "Her whatchamacallit just got split in two."
"I think you might be right, Ken!" Vic nodded, "And that just may be our MXC Impact Replay!"
Kenny then nodded out, "And just to make things interesting, let's do it in a text message form!"
As Lori was trying her best to hold herself in pain, the MXC Impact Replay was showing Lori's run entirely, but as that is going on, text bubbles began popping out side to side in colored form. Kenny's text bubble was shown colored in orange while Vic's text bubble was shown colored in blue.
VR: As you see right here, she flies high as she could…
KB: But she LOL's herself right through that platform.
VR: She definitely won't BRB for the night.
KB: LMFAO just thinking about that split.
VR: I bet you are, Ken! But anyway, let's go down to Guy.
Once the MXC Impact Replay was finished, Lori Loud was soon met with Guy LeDouche, who approached her with such concern.
"Ouch, that split definitely must've hurt for you, doesn't it?" Guy said to Lori.
"It hurts way worse when Bobby split up with me at one time!" Lori shouted over to the field reporter, "Except this time, this one doesn't seem to heal!"
"I'm so sorry to hear that, Lori!" Guy gasped in horror before calming her down, "You want Guy to hold you close?"
"EW, NO!" Lori shouted to Guy angrily, all before kicking Guy right in the nuts!
The kick that Guy felt was so painful, it was making the field reporter's face turn a very dark shade of blue in the process.
"Oh, my little LeDouches are hurt!" Guy hissed in pain.
Lori then shot back at Guy as she said, "The only person who only holds me is Bobby Boo-Boo Bear, not you, you creep! Besides, you probably jerked yourself off with those hands."
Guy, as much pain as he was in, nodded right away, "Yes, that's possibly true."
Once that little incident came to a close, the cameras wasted no time scrolling over to the next returning contestant from The Casagrandes, which just happened to have that same white nurse's outfit that she wore not too long ago.
"Don't you dare hit on me, Kenny!" Maria shouted out before grabbing the rope.
"Wow, I guess they're really spreading this on me, huh?" Kenny said to himself in concern.
"You can say that again!" Vic replied. "Anyway, also returning from the Casagrandes and from Dash To Death herself, Maria Santiago!"
"After her successful run on Dash to Death," Kenny brought up, "I wonder if she's going to make it happen twice here."
As they were talking though, both Vic and Kenny saw Maria swing herself harder on the rope all before seeing her place her own two feet on the closing platform already, giving her yet another winning score for her team.
"I guess you are right all along, Ken!" Vic nodded with a smirk.
"Huh, I knew I was psychic all along after all this time!" Kenny smirked with his fists formed in victory.
"Not even close, Ken." Vic rolled his eyes, "But either way you put it, Maria Santiago increased the Casagrandes score, 7-4!"
"That's back-to-back victories from both mother and daughter." Kenny mentioned. "Which just proves my point from earlier."
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded as they saw Maria Santiago celebrate on the platform itself.
After that was over and done with, the camera switched to yet another returning contestant from the Loud House, who had the similar short brown hair, purple sleeveless t shirt, purple plaid skirt and purple boots.
"I turn it up to 11!" Luna shouted out before grabbing the rope.
"And once again for the Loud House, Luna Loud!" Vic exclaimed, "And just like Maria and Ronnie Anne, she too is also back from the Dash To Death!"
"Man Vic, I haven't seen contestants that are as good in our MXC challenges in such a long time." Kenny explained.
"Trust me, Luna is definitely one of them, Ken." Vic nodded back to Ken.
As the conversation went on though, Luna managed to grab the rope and swing her body as hard as she could, all before placing her feet on the closing platform very perfectly.
"Oh, and now I see why, Vic!" Kenny nodded, "That one was worth going to 11 for!"
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic replied. "And once again, thanks to Luna Loud, The Loud House scores another point as they trailed The Casagrandes 7-5."
"You know Vic," Kenny said, "I've heard that Luna might be making a new song about our challenge "Dash to Death", and it might turn out to be rockin'."
Luna soon found herself performing some sweet air guitar on top of the platform she was standing in, therefore making quite an impression on both Kenny and Vic themselves.
"And as you see here, Ken, Luna proves she is quite the rocker herself." Vic nodded.
"No question about that!" Kenny agreed.
After Luna was done celebrating, the camera turned it over to yet another returning contestant from The Casagrandes, who had that same familiar pear-shaped head and that same green-pink shirt dress as well.
"I'm looking red hot today!" Frida shouted out as she grabbed the rope, looking ready to swing.
"And here she is returning from the Rotating Surfboard of Death, Frida Casagrande!" Vic said, reintroducing her to everyone, "As you should also know Ken, Frida also happens to be quite an artist and photographer."
"Well I didn't get a chance to watch the The Casagrandes TV series yet, so I wouldn't know as much." Kenny mentioned.
As Kenny was talking though, Frida took in a big swing, only for her back to crash on the opening platform, forcing her to let go of the rope and dunk herself right in the fluid.
"Well, at least you already know that she's down into the drink, Ken!" Vic pointed out.
"That'll definitely be one to put in the photo album, Vic." Kenny chuckled a bit.
"Indeed," Vic nodded, "Here's another look at that run on replay."
As both Kenny and Vic saw Frida get right back up from the bacon-y fluid that she was in, her whole entire replay was shown in its entirely, mostly showing the part where she landed hard on her back before letting go of the rope and headed down into the fluid.
"As you see right here, she crashes down hard on her back and falls down into our Mountain Dew bacon fluid, turning her into one heck of a disasterpiece, Ken." Vic pointed out again.
"That's something Leonardo DiCaprio isn't gonna draw anytime soon." Kenny said, referring to the drawing scene from Titanic.
"Definitely not, Ken." Vic shook his head before the replay of Frida's run ended.
When it did, though, the camera switched back over to what was the last contestant competing for the Loud House. And she was also returning as well with her backwards red hat, a green t-shirt that was being covered by her blue overalls, white sneakers, blonde hair and some of her missing teeth.
"Free mudpies for everyone if I score!" Lana shouted in the air before grabbing the rope.
"And coming up last, it's Lana Loud from The Loud House," Vic replied, "She's returning of course from Wall Bangers, and Kenny, she may be the last chance for her team."
"Yeah but they're down by two points," Kenny mentioned, "So even if she does score, they'll still be behind by one point."
"Unfortunately, Ken, you may have a point." Vic replied before saying to Ken, "Which is why I would have said if I didn't already tell you that Lana can get two points added for her team, which means she can tie it up."
"That can't be possible, Vic." Kenny replied. "That's how the points in MXC work, I mean this isn't the NBA."
As Kenny was talking though, Lana managed to swing her body hard from that rope, only to overshoot her trajectory by getting past through the closing platform, missing it by just an inch as she plummeted to the fluid.
"My goodness, Ken! She was close!" Vic groaned a little.
Kenny found himself at a loss for words, knowing the fact that he accidentally predicted on how Lana's run would immediately go down in this event.
"Oh my goodness, I really am psychic, Vic!" Kenny exclaimed.
Vic at a loss for words himself, said to Ken, "Hard to believe it Ken, but I think you were right all along!"
"It looks like Lana bit off a little more than she'd bargained for." Kenny nodded.
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic replied. "And with that being said, The Loud House has been silenced once and for all, all thanks to the Casagrandes, as they triumph over the Loud Family with a dominating score of 7-5!"
Once the final score was lit up for everyone to see, the scene was switched right back to both Kenny and Vic, who were still remaining in their seats as tight as they could.
"Well, what an epic event we had today, and what a way to return here on network TV, Ken." Vic nodded as he patted Ken on the back.
"You got it, Vic." Kenny nodded as he agreed with Vic's statement, "And of course, from what I hear, I planned a little surprise victory party for the Casagrande family down at the green room that they're staying in as of now."
The scene was then switched to the entire green room, where the winning team The Casagrandes, was now standing there congratulating each other on their victory.
"As you can see, Ken, that is a true display full of winners seen here tonight." Vic pointed out.
"Yep, and a whole lot of confetti's are about to be rained down on them right now." Kenny said to Vic as a rope appeared alongside Ken, which would trigger the confetti themselves.
"That's going to be exciting for The Casagrandes, Ken." Vic replied.
"You know it, Vic." Kenny nodded once more before he grabbed onto the rope, "And the confetti comes down at 3… 2… 1…"
Once Kenny yanked on the rope of course, a huge vat of Nickelodeon green slime came all the way down, blasting both Kenny and Vic on top of their heads, leaving both commentators shocked and surprised.
"Agh, what the heck, Ken?!" Vic said as he spat some of the slime out.
"I swear, I didn't plan this, Vic!" Kenny spoke in defense to his partner.
Vic then shot him an angry look as he said, "Well then, if you didn't plan this, who did?!"
But then, all of a sudden, a white sheet fell down on the ceiling, forcing Vic to grab it and read the entire note with big bold lettering:
PROPERTY OF LUAN LOUD
"It was Luan Loud and her damn pranks gone wild." Kenny shouted in anger.
"That's it, we're banning Luan Loud from MXC for life!" Vic growled angrily as he threw the note away.
"I couldn't agree more!" Kenny growled as she stomped his feet in anger. "I swear to god, that girl is as psycho as The Joker or even Harley Quinn."
Vic then smirked before saying, "Ah, but I do know one thing that we're NOT banning for life…"
And then, a graphic that read "Kenny Blankenship's Top 10 Painful Eliminations of the Day" was showing right to the screen, forcing Vic to yell out its opening mantra.
It's time for Kenny Blankenship's Top 10 Painful Eliminations of the Day!
Flying into #10 goes to the man with the plan himself, Lincoln Loud, who becomes an ace at falling into our bacon fluid. I gotta say, it's quite savvy in my opinion, Vic!
Stepping on #9 goes to professor Carlos Casagrande, who finds himself flunking out on the Rotating Surfboard of Death. Consider a new line of work, nerd.
Number #8 belongs to Ronnie Anne's partner-in-crime, Sid Chang, who turns her face into a broken fortune cookie. And I know what it's reading to Sid: "You suck!"
Landing onto #7 is Ronnie Anne's brother Bobby Santiago, who just got himself fired just for smashing his back into that log. I can tell that's definitely coming out of his paycheck! Speaking of which...
Texting onto #6 goes to Bobby's girlfriend, Lori Loud, who's gonna need to text an ambulance for her split firecrotch! Oh wait, her phone's broken. Oh well, her loss!
Finding her way to #5 is Rita Loud, who finds herself miscarried into our mystery fluid. Good, having 11 kids is pretty much hell enough.
Coming in hot at #4 is Hector Casagrande, who takes out that entire surfboard with him on his way down. That's sure to cause one heck of a tidal wave!
Laughing her way to #3 is jokester Luan Loud, who ends up getting flattened like a cartoon character thanks to Skanky. I know how she likes her watermelon just like her: SMASHED to pieces!
And our #2 spot belongs to Loud daddy himself Lynn Loud Sr. who turns his entire head and nuts into a delicious plate full of agony. Bon appetit, Lynn Sr!
And our #1 Most Painful Elimination of the Day goes to…
Lynn Loud Jr, who comes in fresh like an athlete, but as a sore loser, breaks her face, neck and the rest of her brain like a whiny crybaby should be. Now that's a face only a mother could hate!
"Well, that was fun, Vic." Kenny smirked to his partner in return.
"Indeed, and I can't wait for the new road we're gonna have with this new MXC, Ken." Vic said, patting Ken on the back again.
"Whatever, I still hate it." Kenny shrugged to Vic.
"Oh, you'll learn to live with it, Ken." Vic nodded, "Anyway, what do we always say?"
"DON'T GET ELIMINATED!" The entire crew shouted before the episode finally dimmed to black.
Well, this was definitely fun to write in my opinion! I'm not lying, I should do more MXC fanfics like this one. Helps me out of the writer's block I'm in. As a matter of fact, I got a new MXC fic that's sure to come up soon, so for those of you who follow my stories, make sure to look out for that on your email notifications!
Anyway, what did all of you think of this? After all, The Amazing Ghost Musician suggested it to me, so all the credit goes out to him as well. Make sure you read, review and leave some feedback if you want to see more MXC fics coming from yours truly. Until next time, in the words of Kenny and Vic themselves, "DON'T GET ELIMINATED!"
