2"MXC: The Loud House vs. The Casagrandes"
Rated T for Mild Language and References
Summary: Two cartoons. One is Nickelodeon's biggest hit series and one is a spinoff. But what happens when these two franchise compete in the world's most toughest competition in town?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with The Loud House or any of its characters. They are owned by Nickelodeon and the creator of the show, Chris Savino. I also do not own anything associated with the show, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, or MXC for short since it is owned by Tokyo Broadcasting Company, which is called Takeshi's Castle over in Japan. Oh, I forgot to tell everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will be co-writing this with me, so all of the credit goes to him as well. Anyway, on with the crossover!
Chapter 1: Beginning/Wall Bangers
What are these people running from? They're not! They're running to the world's most toughest competition in town! Today, is a battle of family warfare as The Loud House takes on The Casagrandes. It's a classic battle between family and familia! So get fired up for MXC, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge! Now here are your certified social workers of a commentary team, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!
After the announcer was done talking, the scene switched right to Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano sitting right beside the interns who were working for the show.
"Hello everyone, and welcome back to the return of MXC!" Vic Romano exclaimed.
"Whoo hoo!" Kenny celebrated happily, "I'm finally glad I'm back too. That way I can finally quit my job as Rod Stewart's masticator."
"And thank goodness for that, too." Vic nodded in relief, "Because on our first episode back from a very long hiatus, we've got two of Nickelodeon's biggest hit cartoons taking on each other, and one of them happens to be a spinoff of the cartoon they're facing today. It's of course, The Loud House vs. The Casagrandes!"
"Yeah, and one of them just happens to have the most bootylicious chick I've ever seen!" Kenny smirked.
Vic soon turned to him and raised his eyebrow, "Bootylicious chick? What are you talking about!"
"Here, let me give you the picture." Kenny nodded as he pulled out a picture from his orange vest.
Vic looked closely at the picture, which just happened to be Carlota Casagrande from The Casagrandes. This picture of course, surprised Vic at the very least.
"Ah, Carlota Casagrande, one of the new characters from The Casagrandes." Vic replied, "Never knew you were a big fan of hers, Ken."
"Yeah, you don't know how much I rubbed myself because of her." Kenny said, letting out a chuckle.
After only a few seconds of clearing his throat though, Vic replied to Kenny a bit sternly, "Yeah, just to let you know, Kenny… SHE'S FRICKIN' 17!"
And it all ended once Vic's fan smacked Kenny right upside the head, freaking the hell out of his commentating partner.
"WHAT? FOR REAL!?" Kenny gasped.
"Yep, just wanted to see how you'd react to that," Vic said to Kenny with a wide smirk, "Anyway, speaking of sick, here's Guy!"
The scene then switched to an open green field where MXC's loyal field reporter Guy LeDouche was standing tall and proud.
"Thanks, guys! Guy here, returning from a very long vacation from one of the brightest hot spots the world has ever seen!" Guy said excitedly, "Who knew Total Drama Fire Island was a mixture of danger and fun? That of course, it was only in the bedroom. But that's another story, we got a whole lot of danger and fun here with these games. First up, we live fast and die hard with Wall Bangers, then we ride point break with Rotating Surfboard of Doom, after that will be one heck of a death race with Dash To Death, next up after that we get ready to rumble with Log Drop, and finally, we close it out with an american beauty, Dope on a Rope!"
Once the montage was over, Guy finally decided to close his promo the only way he knew how.
"And now, we head over to the big kahuna with a blade, the Skipper!" The field reporter replied.
But as soon as they could switch over to the new scene though, one of the interns dressed in a teal bodysuit came onto the field and approached Guy with some urgency drenched in his face. He then handed Guy a very small receipt in return.
"Oh, what's this?" Guy replied.
"It's the receipt due to one of the hotels you stayed on the island." The intern in teal said before running back off-camera.
"Huh, I really didn't know I was being billed by the island I stayed in." Guy murmured to himself, "Well, how bad could it be?"
Guy continued to read down the entire receipt that was given to him, only for his eyes to pop out in shock once he got to the end of the list.
"$30,000 FOR A SINGLE AROUND-THE-WORLD IN A MASSAGE PARLOUR?" The field reporter screamed before crying, "Oh, Guy no like!"
The scene finally ended all before switching to the next scene where the field marshal, Captain Tenneal, was standing next to the contestants from both Loud House and Casagrandes combined.
"Ouch, that can't be good." Captain muttered at Guy's agony before facing the crowd, "Question, who here thinks that The Loud House is mostly a center of controversy, mostly being crowded by claims of homosexuality and one of its creators being branded as a perverted harassing sex-hound? Show of hands, now!"
"YEAH!" The crowd said, raising their hands.
"Well, you are mostly wrong!" Captain pointed at all of them, "Yes, it's true that the creator of the show is nothing but a touchy-feely sleazebag, but you can't argue that The Loud House does what it does best: Breaks stereotypes and grounds involving the LGBT community. That's the main reason The Casagrandes now exist. Sure, it doesn't fit into that category yet, but like we said anything can happen."
"ROCK ON, CAPTAIN!" Luna Loud said to the Captain, giving him a thumbs up in return.
Captain Tenneal then turned his focus to Luna and smiled, "Ah, and you must be Luna Loud, huh?"
"With my guitar in hand too!" Luna nodded her head, "Hey, hope you didn't mind, but I wrote a song about you if you sooooooo want to hear it."
"Ah, I always dig me some sweet tunes." Captain smirked before stepping aside for Luna, "The floor's all yours, Luna. Show us what you got."
"Will do." Luna nodded back before she stood right in front of the crowd.
She then brought out her guitar and started playing it, sounding very much like a hard rock song from the late 80's.
Oh, the captain's cool
Yes, the Captain rules
He swings a mean blade
That'll get him laid
I really hope that
he likes this song
So let's scream "Let's Go"
And let's "Get It On"!
Then, all of a sudden, Luna stopped her song from here.
"That's all I wrote down so far," Luna said to the Captain, "But I'll still have a lot more done when I can.
Captain Tenneal immediately responded with a huge round of applause, being impressed by what Luna had done for him.
"Oh, it's no matter! It's perfect the way it is!" Captain nodded, "You can totally give me the rest of the song downloaded to my email when you're done."
Once Luna sat back down on her seat, Captain immediately clung onto his trusty samurai sword feeling very energetic, "Okay, I'm not gonna lie, that's totally gonna stick to my brain now. LET'S GO!"
He then swung that sword away before running down the hill, forcing the rest of the Louds and Casagrandes to follow him down in the process.
"Anyway, while we try our best to ignore that sweet awesome tune, let's go down to our first event... Wall Bangers!" Vic said as a video played out, showing the entire Wall Bangers event in it's entirely, The event is simple: Players must go through all four walls with three passable doors, but choose the wrong door and you belong to Skanky."
The camera then got a good shot at Skanky, who started roaring headfirst right into the camera itself. Once that was done, the camera then switched back to the Captain, who blew his whistle while screaming:
"GET IT ON!"
After Captain said his battle cry, the camera shifted over to the first contestant, who was the same size as Lincoln but he had curly hair, black skin, white glasses, a blue-yellow striped sweatshirt, black jeans and sneakers. He started running like crazy as well.
"First up for the Loud House…"
"I have nosebleeds!" shouted Clyde McBride
"It's Clyde McBride!" Vic exclaimed, "Of course, he is the best friend to Lincoln Loud."
"Yeah I've heard that together Lincoln and Clyde can make a mission of theirs go smoothly, but sometimes those plans can backfire and have serious consequences. As we all saw the terrible outcome from that episode: Kings of the Con." Kenny stated.
"Right you are, Ken." Vic said as he saw Clyde get past wall number one, "There we go, Clyde through wall number one."
"This dude's going fast!" Kenny nodded in return.
"Indeed, he is, Ken." Vic nodded back before seeing Clyde attempt to go through wall number two.
But once he did though, one of the doors he attempted to go through had a net on it, forcing Clyde to fall in there and fail in the process.
"Ohhhhhhhh, right into the net!" Vic groaned.
"Man that's not good for him or for us, Vic!" Kenny replied. "Knowing how overprotective Clyde's two dads are, they're probably going to be blaming us for that nasty bump on his right."
"You might be right about that, Ken." Vic nodded.
As Clyde got up right away, the camera got a good look at Clyde's parents, Howard and Harold, standing on the sidelines looking very disappointed.
"Oh man! I really hope they don't sue us for this incident, Vic." Kenny whispered to his partner.
Howard then looked into the camera and frowned, "We're gonna sue you guys for this!"
"Damn it, they found out!" Vic groaned in disappointment.
Meanwhile, the camera went back to another contestant, who was wearing a blue sweatshirt, had dark brown hair, black shorts, and a pink hair clip that was attached on top of her head.
"I do it for Ronnie Anne!" Sid screamed out before running toward the first wall.
"And first up for The Casagrandes, it's the best friend to Ronnie Anne Santiago herself, Sid Chang!" Vic replied as he saw Sid get past the first wall, "Oh, gets past wall #1."
"Speaking of which, did you ever take a look at Sid's mom?" Kenny smirked a bit dirty to Vic.
"KENNY!" Vice growled as he smacked him with his folding fan. "I thought I told you not to bring that up."
Sid was able to get past wall number two though, but soon stopped to see Skanky coming toward her, forcing out a big gulp down her throat.
"Now Sid comes face-to-face with Skanky!" Kenny pointed out.
"Yeah, I think Skanky's gonna make sushi out of her."
Fortunately for Sid, she was able to run pass Skanky fast and get through wall number three without going face-first or getting caught in a net.
"Oh, what an excellent maneuver by Sid right there!" Kenny pointed out.
"If she can get pass the last wall, she'll score the first point for The Casagrandes." Vic said.
"Hehehe, I like to score with her Mom…" Kenny smirked very naughtily again.
"She happens to be married, Ken!" Vic replied as she smacked him again with his folding fan. "What is wrong with you?"
Before Kenny could reply with an answer though, Sid smacked facefirst into a door, leaving her unable to pass as a result.
"Oh, and Sid is down and out, Ken!" Vic cringed painfully.
"Man, she came so close to completing the challenge right there." Kenny replied.
"It goes to show Ken," Vic explained. "That only one mistake can cost you right there. Let's take a look at that on the replay."
As soon as Sid started to shake the nerves off the hit she suffered, a video of her run was shown in a replay, showing what went wrong with Sid's run.
"As you take a look right there, Sid started to run for it, only to crash and burn into that door quite hard." Vic pointed out.
Kenny then smirked once more as he said, "I like to crash into her Mom's door hard too."
"KENNY!" Vic angrily shouted, smacking Kenny with his fan again.
Once her replay was over, the camera turned over to the next contestant from The Loud House, who of course was wearing a green t-shirt (which was being covered by blue overalls), a red hat that was turned backwards, blonde hair, white sneakers and some missing teeth.
"I hid my snake under Kenny Blankenship's seat!" Lana shouted out before running.
"Next up for The Loud House, it's Lana Loud, one-half of the Loud twins alongside Lola!" Vic exclaimed.
Kenny then gulped as he turned to Vic and said, "Hey Vic, there really isn't a snake underneath my seat right?"
"Why in the heck would I know, Ken?" Vic shrugged before seeing Lana get past door/wall number one, "There's Lana getting past wall number one."
"Well, I was asking because of what Lola said and-" Kenny replied, all before hearing a very chilling hissing sound in the background, "AAAAAAAH!"
Even though the rest of the people didn't see it, they overheard the sound of Ken getting out of his seat and running off obviously as a sign of a snake being hidden under his seat.
"KENNY!" Vic called out as he groaned. "Ugh! Will somebody get over here and take care of that snake before Kenny starts peeing in his own pants?"
While that was going on though, Vic saw Lana get past the second door/wall with flying colors. This time, Lana was left to go one on one against the hulking big-headed samurai, Skanky.
"Anyway, Lana gets past wall number two, and now's the moment of truth." Vic nodded before seeing Lana go into a three-point stance.
She then took off running and moved to the side, avoiding Skanky all before moving through wall number three successfully.
"Oh, incredible move right there by Lana!" Vic nodded, "She outsmarted Skanky right by a mile!"
"Hey Vic, is that snake gone yet?" Kenny said to Vic, still frightened as hell.
"Yes, Ken, you can come right back, the interns got rid of it." Vic groaned once more all before Kenny joined him back at the booth, yet still a little shook up from what just happened.
However, at the same time, both Kenny and Vic watched as Lana managed to crash through the fourth wall successfully, getting the first point for the Loud House team!
"And she's done it, Ken!" Vic cried out victoriously.
"Damn it, I missed the entire run!" Kenny groaned to himself, "I swear, we better remove all animals from trespassing here next time.
"Well regardless, Lana is the first to score for The Loud House giving her family's show the early lead." Vic explained.
The camera then went back to the studio where Kenny was being a little miffed off from what just occurred to him traumatically.
"Maybe if she just learn to stop being crazy with animals, she wouldn't put her family at risk all the dang time." Kenny said rolling his eyes.
"Are you referring to that terrible Loud House episode "Ruth-less People, Ken?" Vic asked.
"In a way, yes!" Kenny replied. "God I wish I'd never watched that episode, it was absolutely terrible."
"Can't argue with that!" Vic nodded before saying, "Let's get back to the action."
The camera turned over to the next contestant from The Casagrandes, who was wearing a red hoodie, styling a slicked-back hairdo and missing a single tooth from his teeth.
"I'm muy caliente!" Carl exclaimed before taking off.
"Up next from the Casagrandes, it's Carl Casagrande!" Vic exclaimed as he saw Carl go through wall #1, "And look at him go wall number one. Carl if course is considered to be the suave ladies's kid of the family."
"Expect he happens to creep out the ladies more than he does to charm them." Kenny brought up. "Like that god awful tattoo of Lori Loud he drew on his chest using his big sister's own limited edition black eyeliner. That was creepy!"
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic said before seeing Carl go through wall #2, "Oh and Carl goes through wall #2."
As soon as he dusted himself off, Carl was now left to face Skanky all by himself. It proved to be a cakewalk though as Carl managed to sidestep Skanky to the side and go towards wall #3, only to be trapped through a net!
"Oh, and Carl unfortunately gets trapped by the net itself!" Vic said.
"Yep, nothing but net!" Kenny nodded with a smirk.
Carl luckily managed to get out of the net all before Skanky's big fists ended up bopping him right in the back of his head!
"Ah, papi, that hurt!" Carl shouted to Skanky as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Oh come on, they don't hurt as much." Vic said rolling his eyes.
"Looks like Carl won't be getting any luck from the ladies, tonight." Kenny chuckled.
"He most certainly will not, Ken!" Vic replied. "Especially not after that display!"
After Carl was still rubbing his head, the camera then shifted over to another contestant. This time, it was a pretty 14-year old girl with braces while having a brown ponytail, white buttoned up shirt with a flower attached to it, yellow plaid skirt and an annoying laugh.
"I'm a hoot, am I right!" Luan shouted out before running to the first wall.
"Next up, it's Luan Loud for The Loud House!" Vic exclaimed, "She considers herself to be the jokester of the family."
"Yeah, except she doesn't know that sometimes her own puns can be annoying from time to time," Kenny explained. "And when it comes to pranks, Luan can go nutso nonstop and actually hurt her own family in the worst way possible."
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded in agreement before seeing Luan go through the first wall, "And there goes Luan passing through wall number one. And you know Ken, I probably didn't mind her jokes at the very least.
"I don't mind her jokes either, Vic!" Kenny replied. "I just wish she could tone it down a little, because sometimes it could get annoying."
"That's true, Ken!" Vic nodded as Luna got past wall number two, "And here she goes, passing wall number two."
Once she dusted herself off, she looked up and saw Skanky go right at her instantly.
"Well, talk about a Samurai shodown, huh? Hahahaha!" Luan chuckled, referring to the 1993 video game from SNK.
Kenny and Vic on the other hand, looked a little confused by that one.
"Uhhhhhh, did you get that, Vic?" Kenny asked his partner.
"Sadly I did, Kenny!" Vic replied.
"Is Luan referring to some kind of movie or video game?" Kenny asked.
"I dunno, to be honest." Vic shrugged as Luan attempted to get past wall number three.
But unfortunately, Luan smacked herself headfirst into the door, knocking her down in the process.
"Oh, and the jokes are over for Luan, she's down!" Vic cringed a little.
However, things ended up getting worse for Luan once Skanky accidentally tripped and fell on top of the jokester, trapping her in his own body weight.
"OH MY LORD!" Vic shrieked in horror.
"Dear god, he's crushing her!" Kenny also shrieked as well.
"I swear, you hate to see that happen, Ken." Vic nodded, "And apparently, that's our MXC Impact Replay as well!"
Therefore, the MXC Impact Replay was shown yet again, mostly focusing on the head-first collision, followed by Skanky crushing her with all of his body weight.
"Man, what did Skanky eat before the show?" Kenny said.
"Well, mostly as of now, Luan." Vic nodded.
"Well, he did leave her as flat as a pancake." Kenny smirked a little, forcing Vic to laugh in the process.
"Haha, you know I should smack you for that remark, Ken." Vic smirked as well, "But I guess I'll let it slide for a while."
Kenny then shrugged as he said, "Ha, I'm a hoot."
Once the Impact Replay finally ended, the last competitor for The Casagrandes managed to enter the field. He was decked out in a yellow shirt, blue jeans, black bowtie, blue shoes and completed his look with a cape wrapped around his back.
"Up, up and away!" CJ shouted out before taking off running.
"And last up for The Casagrandes, it's CJ Casagrande!" Vic exclaimed.
"I like him, he's definitely got that spirit inside him." Kenny said, admiring his competitive spirit.
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic replied in agreement as he saw CJ pass through wall number one. "There we go, he passes through wall number one. C.J. of course is diagnosed with Down Syndrome, but he's proven to be one of the most likeable characters in the show."
"Heck, I like him better than I do Lynn Jr." Kenny stated. "Because unlike her, CJ happens to be the nicest kid in the show, he cares about other people's feelings and he will always make you smile."
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic said before seeing CJ pass wall number two, "And there he is, he passes wall number two!"
CJ then got up only to see Skanky approaching him head-on, but what happened next proved to be shocking for many to say the very least. Skanky approached him, only to give CJ a hug in return.
"Look at this, Vic!" Kenny pointed out to his partner. "It looks like Skanky is getting a very special CJ hug."
"WOW!" Vic exclaimed, "You definitely don't see those in MXC much more often."
It only took seven seconds of that hug to last until Skanky stepped aside and let CJ through, letting him pass wall number three.
"And there he is, getting past wall number three!" Vic pointed out, "He could definitely go all the way!"
"Come on CJ, you can do it!" Kenny cheered on.
And then, with the force of a Captain Falcon-like Falcon Punch, CJ blasted through wall number four, securing the first score for The Casagrandes!
"And he's got it, Ken!" Vic shouted out.
"He did it!" Kenny nodded, "I can't believe he actually made it!"
Feeling very excited about his victory, CJ then started to do an airplane spin while spitting out with his tongue as to imitate an airplane sound.
"Ah, and a nice little celebration to boot for young C.J." Vic nodded as well, "Let's go down to Guy and chat with this energetic young man."
While CJ kept on spinning around, he was then approached by the field reporter Guy LeDouche, who was bedazzled by CJ's victory dance, or victory airplane spin as one would say.
"Ohhhhh, that looks mighty fun!" Guy said to CJ.
CJ, who was still spinning around, turned to Guy and said, "You should go try it with me! Just spin until you can get yourself dizzy around!"
"Oh, maybe I will!" Guy chuckled goofily as he started to do CJ's victory spin like a nutty squirrel. "Ah, look at me, I'm a dreidel made of clay! I can't stop myself! Guy like!"
Kenny and Vic then start to act like goofs themselves, doing CJ's airplane spin in the process.
"Uh, hey Vic, how long until we keep doing this?" Kenny said to Vic while still spinning around.
"Until CJ wants us too!" Vic replied before the entire score was displayed on the screen. "But thanks to that victory, The Casagrande's score their first point of the game and it's now tied one to one."
After a minute of doing the airplane spin, both Kenny and Vic sat back down to rest on their usual seats.
"Ah man, that was quite a doozy, Ken." Vic said to his partner.
Kenny then nodded as he said, "I know. My entire brain's still spinning around as it-"
However, he was then cut off by one of their interns in teal, who entered towards the set and handed Kenny a strange package.
"Package for Mr. Blankenship." The intern said before leaving the set.
"Who could be sending me a package while we're during a show?" Kenny asked.
"No clue, Ken." Vic shrugged, "You should read it who's it from though."
"All right." Kenny nodded all before reading a note that read:
To: Kenny Blankenship
From: Luan Loud
"Uh-oh," Vic gulped. "Kenny I don't think you should open that package..."
Unfortunately, Kenny already ignored his broadcast partner fast enough for Kenny to open up the package…
…
…
…
...all before being splattered in the face by a big banana cream pie!
"I should've warned you, Ken." Vic warned Kenny before smacking him up the head with his folding fan again.
It took nearly five seconds for Ken to lick up the entire pie filling all through his lips before saying, "Wow, banana cream. I wonder if Luan's got anymore of those?"
"KENNY!" Vic said, smacking him with his fan again all before the scene faded to a commercial.
When we come back to MXC, it's time to ride a wave with Rotating Surfboard Of Death! Got it, sandface?!
Oh, this is gonna be mighty fun. So far, that was the first event, so what will we expect from the second event? Heck, will Kenny keep on being the pervert that he is? We shall find out until next chapter, folks. You know what to do from here readers. Until next time, peace out my gangstas!
