Not bolded or italicized: Charlie

Bolded: me

Italicized: Bobby

Once upon a time, Gregory and his younger brother, Henry the snake, were walking through the forest.

Suddenly, and without warning, they found themselves caught by the fiendish and just plain gross Gelator, the brain drainer.

They said, "Hi, brain drainer."

Gelator was just like, "The area of a circle is pi r squared," and then he was sucked into a box by Math Blaster.

Math Blaster went back home to his wife, GC aka Ginger Cookie, and she said, "Honey, guess what? I'm pregnant!"

"OH, NO, you're pregnant, I hate baby jobs."

"What? I thought you loved me," so she flew down to Earth and began to weep, when she noticed a sign that said, "You are now entering Retroville."

She cried, "Math Blaster! How could you do this to me?!" and suddenly, her water broke!

It was a dead alien!

She kicked it aside and was comforted by a man named Toxic Man, whom she them married.