14McCormick Residence- The Next Morning. Kenny wakes up, gets dressed and enters the kitchen, to see Stuart and Carol fighting.
Carol: You used the last of our money on lottery tickets?!
Stuart: Carol, please! It could save us from being broke!
Carol: We ARE broke, because of you!
Kenny: (Mom, Dad. I have a job you know)
Stuart: Shut Up, Son! (To Carol) Look, just find a coin and scratch. If we're lucky, we could be rich.
Carol: Alright Stuart. Everyone! Get a coin and start scratching!
A Montage Begins- The entire McCormick family are scratching the tickets, hoping for the grand prize. After 30 minutes of scratching, Karen begins to feel exhausted. She falls onto the floor and falls asleep.
30 More Minutes Later-
Kevin: Guys!
Stuart: What?!
Kevin: Look at this.
Karen wakes up. Kevin shows them the lottery ticket he's holding.
Kenny: (Five Million Dollars?)
Kevin: For real?
The family start celebrating, as Stuart leaves with the ticket.
South Park Mall- Stuart is at the lottery stand.
Stuart: I'd like to cash this in.
Clerk: Of course, Mr. McCormick. We'll send it to your house straight away.
Later that night:
The McCormicks find themselves surrounded by the news team.
Carol: Listen, I swear we haven't had any Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Reporter: How did you become super wealthy?
Stuart: Well, uh-
Reporter #2: How does it feel to go from the poorest family in town, to one of the wealthiest?
Carol: Pretty good, actually.
Black Residence: Token is in his room, watching the story on his TV.
Token: Kenny's family is rich now? I gotta tell everyone.
Token picks up his phone. Music begins.
Token (Singing):
Hi, Butters.
Butter (Singing back):
Hi Token,
What's the story?
Morning glory.
What's the word?
Hummingbird.
Token:
Have you heard Kenny McCormick is rich?
Nichole (Singing):
Hi, Heidi.
Heidi (Singing):
Hi, Nichole.
What's the chatter?
Of the matter?
What's the tale?
Nightingale.
Nichole:
Have you heard Kenny McCormick is rich?
Wendy, Bebe, Red and Lola (Singing):Will he still eat waffles?
Maybe now Falafels?
Will he get new attire?
And not catch on fire?
Tweek:Hello Craig Tucker, it's your best friend Twe-eek.
Now that Kenny's rich,
his future no longer looks bleak.
All:
He a million
million
millionaire
He a million
million
million
Kenny is rich.
Song Ends
End of Act 2
