6Welcome to the Sakurai Academy of Fighting and Fighters! Here, students learn how to become fighters in Smash Bros. Graduates, fighters who get in, are still allowed to stay on campus and hang out with friends who are still in training. Each student is sorted into a dormitory depending on what game they came from.
*Meta Knight, Lucas, and Lucario are walking around because they want to. Suddenly, a group of Toads walk by.*
Lucas: Oh, hey, look at those kindergarteners with hats.
Lucario: Yup, sure.
Toad: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Lucario: I'm outta here, ! #$%.
*Lucario walks away.*
Lucas (sarcastically): Oh no! We have to fight you! Seriously? *takes out Rope Snake, who stares blankly into his soul*
Toad: MARIO! Bowser has possessed this child!
Meta knight: Uh, okay.
Mario: Lets-a go! *runs in* What-a happened?
Toad: That kid was talking to a red reptile! Red! Like fire!
Lucas: PK fire?
Toad: SEE?! He can talk to that reptile and he has fire powers! He's cursed I tell you, CURSED!
Mario: Hmm, well, I-a you might-a remember what-a Link told me about how-a to break-a curses.
Meta Knight: Oh no.
Mario: KILL HIM.
Lucas: Uh, there's a plumber trying to kill me.
Meta Knight: Lucario's stupid psychic powers! Why do I have to do this alone?
*Mario runs up and tries to punch Lucas, but Meta Knight jumps in front of him and starts swinging his sword around like a lunatic.*
Meta Knight: Watch it ya' low tier plumber butt. Don't mess with this kid and you'll mess with a Brawl SS-tier. Go. Away. Now. Or else.
Mario: You-a don't understand, you old-a helmet head-a. That snake-a was red like-a fire. Snakes are reptiles. Bowser is a reptile that-a breathes fire.
Meta Knight: You idiot! Bowser graduated into Smash not that long after you. We won't let our pasts from Brawl and our original games change the way we think. Take me and Kirby for an example. We still get along.
Mario: Toad-a! Get me a, you-a know.
*Toad throws a leaf at Mario. Mario Turns into his racoon form.*
Meta Knight: Oh yeah? Ya wanna pick me a fight? That suit doesn't make you anything but a furry with a bad mustache.
Mario: You're-a on. *uses a punch thingy*
Meta Knight: Hey, watch this, sucker! *hits Mario with a long chain of sword beams.*
Lucas: W-w-what? You can only use sword beams at full health!
Meta Knight: I HEALED MENTALLY.
Mario: Wait-a, what? I-a - oof.
*Meanwhile, Red (Pokemon Trainer) and Pikachu walk by on the way to the cafeteria.*
Red: Woah, what is that? Looks like a rabid raccoon is getting hit with flaming arrows. Eh, not important.
Pikachu: Pika! Pika! Pi Pika Pikachu Pika! (Red! C'mon! I've got an idea!) *runs over to watch; talks to Rope Snake*
Rope Snake: sssssssssssssssss (Hey, Lucas! Why don't we settle this with a prank war! Genius, right?)
Lucas: Prank war? How would that settle ANYTHING?
Meta Knight: *stops battle* Great idea! All Mario guys againsts all Kirby and MOTHER guys! Done!
Mario: You-a can't go -huf- two-a against one! I-a want -huff- Splatoon.
Meta Knight: Well, then I'm takin' Pokemon!
Mario: Legend of-a Zelda. Ha!
Meta Knight: Oh, you're on! So, we can stop battling, for now. Bye, Falisha! *pushes Mario away* So, Lucas, what do you think?
Lucas: How did you let him get LOZ? Not to mention, Mario's series has more fighters AND students than Kirby and MOTHER combined. Seriously?
Meta Knight: Don't worry. I'll send Kirby to inform all of the other MCs. They can choose teams themselves. I think we might definitely get Kid Icarus, since Pit trusts Dark Pit, who is kinda close with me, as you probably know. Anyway, I think you should go tell your friends. They might be, uh, interested. Se ya'!
*A few hours later, at dinner in the cafeteria, Lucas decides to sit with the other MOTHER characters, rather than Meta Knight and his friends.*
Ness: Oh, uh, haven't seen you sit here in awhile!
Jeff: He's never sat here. He became a student like, a day before he got in, and graduated fighters can sit where they want. He doesn't care about us. It's obvious.
Ninten: I love prime ribs! (I'm trying to change the topic.)
Giygas: No one cares! I like human souls and I don't announce it all of the time!
Lucas: Uh, there's something I have to tell you guys.
Ness: Well, I think we should listen to our friend here.
Lucas: We are in a team with the Kirby and Pokemon series in a prank war against Mario, LOZ, and Splatoon. Uh, any opinions…?
Giygas: Okay, that's it! Who's idea was this?!
Lucas: Meta Knight.
Giygas: When I get the chance to-
Ness: Thank you for sharing, Lucas. So, um, does, uh, anyone wanna talk about, er, STUFF?
Jeff: You're not helping anyone, you know!
Lucas: Uh, bye! *literally RUNS from table; sits with Meta Knight, Dark Pit, Ridley, Green Inling, and Joker*
Meta Knight: Let me guess, it went terribly, didn't it?
Lucas: Of course it did! I had to spread information to a table full of people that either didn't know me or hate me for obvious reasons. *starts picking at a watery omlet he got from the lunch ladies working behind the counter* Who's paying these guys to make food this unappetizing?
Joker: Probably no one. At my old school, there used to be these lunch ladies that were only there so they could follow up on trends. *sighs* One of many reasons I'm GLAD I got expelled.
Green Inkling: Let's be honest. Who would WANT to go to school anyway?
Lucas: Probably my old self. Back when I was so desperate to get a single social interaction *starts crying lightly* WHY?!
Meta Knight: Great. You made Lucas cry.
Ridley: Hasn't everyone? Wait, maybe besides Dark Pit.
*Dark Pit stares at the bowl of cold soup in front of him and starts humming Ol Ang Sign.*
Ridley: Dude, no, just no. That song is so overrated, just like Samus. So what I Killed her family? People die every day. DP, that song reminds me of SO many terrible things, I- *stops moving* never mind.
*Dark Pit starts humming Sound of Silence to make Ridley more comfortable*
Ridley: Dark Pit, just stop! That song reminds me of Samus' face when they died!
*Dark Pit stops humming. He then starts back up mumbling the lyrics to a Minecraft parody*
Meta Knight: Anyway, about that prank war-
Green Inkling: Oh yeah, that thing. I'm on the opposite side of some of you, right?
Meta Knight: Mario can be cruel.
Green Inkling: Honestly, I won't be surprised if the other Inklings target you. I mean, you ARE the school "edgy boi", according to those Undertale/Delta Rune guys. Please don't kill me, but sometimes those guys can be hard to persuade… *gets flashback*
Joker: Uh, are you okay?
Green Inkling: Inkling Boy! *punches table, causing Dark Pit's soup to spill on Ridley*
Ridley: dude, why is this so cold?!
Dark Pit (quietly): It's just like my heart. Cold, lonely, shattered.
Principal Master Hand (over loud speaker): Five more minutes of eating. Repeat: You have five minutes left to eat!
*Lucas shoves the entire omelet into his mouth and almost throws up. Dark Pit goes to the counter to get more soup. Meta Knight hides under the table so no one can see him without a mask and devours a plate of beef tacos. Green Inkling finishes his shrimp triumphantly. Ridley decides to eat the bones of his human fillet, since everyone else was eating. Joker, who was already finished, put on headphones and blasts AC/DC.*
Meta Knight: *gets up from under table* I think I should tell Kirby all of the, you know, info. He's, um, er, a good spokesperson? *teleports away from table*
Kirby: Poyo! (oh , look ! It's the masked guy. That reminds me: When was the last time I checked my credit card? Oh wait, that was at least a month ago. Oh look! There's Meta Knight! Have you seen my wallet anywhere lately? I think I-)
Meta Knight: That's not why I'm here, ya know. There's something I have to tell you.
Kirby: Poyo! (Wait, so you HAVE seen my credit card? Thank you so much! Maybe me and you could-)
Meta Knight: Sorry, but no. However, I'm here to inform you about a prank war. So far the teams are us, MOTHER, and Pokemon vs. Mario, LOZ, and Splatoon. I need your help to-
Kirby: Poyo! (Yaaaaay! We are going on an adventure! Maybe we could find my wallet and credit card on the way!)
Meta Knight: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CREDIT CARD! I just wanted to ask you if you could ask the other MCs what teams they want to be on.
Kirby: Poyo! (Okay, I guess I could do that. Maybe one of them has seen my wallet! I accept your mission Sr. Meta Knight!)
Meta Knight: Whatever… *teleports back to original table*
Lucas: So, how did it-
*Bell rings*
Principal Master Hand (over loud speaker): Okay, everyone! Dinner is now over! Meet with your dormitory mates in your assigned spots and exit as a group.
Meta Knight: Bye, Falishas! *open wings and flies away*
Lucas (to himself): Why do I always have to meet up with those guys? They hate me! *slowly walks to MOTHER series group*
Ness: OKEY, is everyone here?
Masked Man: Probably, I mean who would WANT to be here?
Ness: OKEY, back to the dormitory!
*Meanwhile, in the Kirby group…*
Kirby: Poyo! (Ah, looking good tonight! Now, I will take roll call. Meta Knight?)
Meta Knight: Why am I here?
Kirby: Poyo! (Okay. King Dedede?)
Dedede: Yeah, I'm here all right!
Kirby: Poyo! (Got it. Bandana Dee?)
*Bandana Dee jumps up so Kirby can see he's present.*
Kirby: Poyo! (Uh huh. Magolor?)
Magolor: Blp blp ch bip. (HERE!)
Kirby: Poyo! (Excellent. Nightmare?)
Nightmare: Present. Heh heh…
Kirby: Poyo! (Oh, uh, yeah. Marx?)
Marx: HA HA HA HA! IIIIII'M HE-HE-HE-HERE! A-A-ARR!
Kirby: Poyo! (Splendid. Prince Pluff?)
Prince Pluff: Present.
Kirby: Poyo! (Okay, Kawasaki?)
Chef Kawasaki: Oh, uh, I'M HERE!
Kirby: Poyo! (Truly excellent. Knuckle Joe?)
Knuckle Joe: Here.
*a few minutes later*
Kirby: Poyo! (Perfect. Everyone's here. Now, let's go. Adventure awaits every day!)
Meta Knight: No it doesn't.
Bandana Dee (to himself): What a pessimist. How did HE get in but I didn't?
