2One day, Pit has nothing to do. Palutena gave him a day off to relax. Pit got quite bored since he didn't really feel like doing much but at the same time wanted some entertainment. He wondered around Palutena's temple aimlessly until he could think of something to do. He then remembered that Palutena bought him a phone. He then goes to his bedroom and find his phone on his bed. He unlocks it and opens the messaging app. He looks through his contacts and Dark Pit's one stands out the most to him, since it's the only one of someone where they aren't facing the camera. He opens the empty chat room.
Pit: Hi
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Dark Pit (Five minutes later): what
Pit: I'm bored
Dark Pit: k have fun with that.
Pit: how
Dark Pit: enjoy the fun of being bored
Pit: :-/
Dark Pit: how are u writing and reading my messages? I thought u can't read
Pit: no I'm using the voice thing.
Dark Pit: Oh.
Pit: what are you doing?
Dark Pit: Why
Pit: Why not?
Dark Pit: none of your business
Dark Pit: In sky world somewhere idk
Pit: doing what?
Dark Pit: Texting u for some reason
Pit: send dark Pit a message saying okay no wait delete that delete delete how do you delete oh my gosh stop it no wait stop delete it delete no stop writing please stop wait delete everything how are you supposed to delete oh my gosh stop
Dark Pit: wtf
Pit: sorry. Technical difficulties.
Dark Pit: ur so dumb pit stain
Pit: so are you Pittoo
Dark Pit: Idiot
Pit: Doomy and gloomy
Dark Pit: tit
Pit: what's tit mean
Dark Pit: U seriously don't know what a tit is?
Dark Pit: It's another word for boob
Pit: Oh.
Dark Pit: lol and your name is said and spelt almost the same as it
Pit: So is yours but with dark at the start.
Dark Pit: Dumbass
Pit: Stupid "goth"
Dark Pit: ugly
Pit: :-(
Dark Pit: lol
Pit: what? Do I have an ugly face?
Dark Pit: yep. Super ugly.
Pit: Well guess what Pittoo, you're a mirror image of me. So that makes you super ugly too. ;-
Dark Pit: It was a joke.
(Dark Pit is now defeated)
Pit: just remember that when you call me ugly that's coming back into you too.
Dark Pit: whatever.
Pit: hahaha
Pit: I can do your voice.
Pit: Omigosh Pit, you're so annoyingly cheerful. Ugh, I'm so grumpy all the time.
(Dark Pit facepalms)
Dark Pit: U know I can't hear it right?
Pit: I know. I just realised.
Dark Pit: U are so dumb.
Pit (voice clip sounding like dark Pit did it): "Omigosh Pit, you're so annoyingly cheerful all the time. Ugh, I'm so grumpy all the time. And I think I'm a goth or something, and I think I'm so cool."
Dark Pit: Wtf
Dark Pit: I can do yours
Dark Pit (voice clip that sounds like Pit did it): "Hello everyone!~ I'm so happy all the time, it's like I'm on drugs or something. I love you Palutena~ and I eat food off the floor sometimes."
Pit: I'm not happy all the time that it looks like I'm on drugs.
Pit: I'd never do that. Ever.
Dark Pit: one day you'll change.
Pit: I would never do drugs.
Dark Pit: sure whatever.
Pit: (sends picture of him doing piece sign)
Dark Pit (looking at pits fingers): Lol look at those sausages.
Pit: you have sausages too. Ten of them.
Dark Pit: Eleven actually.
Pit: What eleventh one?
Dark Pit: every boy has eleven.
Pit: Why would you even say that?
Dark Pit: But it's true.
Pit: I can't believe you right now.
Dark Pit: Okay. Just saying.
Pit: That's disgusting.
Pit: anyway
Dark Pit: y did u take that picture
Pit: Why not?
Dark Pit: idk cuz it's random and cringy.
Pit: everything's cringy to you.
Dark Pit: Are you entertained yet?
Pit: yeah, it's fun texting you.
Dark Pit: ok
Pit: (sends gif of shrek dancing meme)
Dark Pit: wtf why
Pit: (sends gif of moto moto moving his eyebrows)
Pit: Look out. I think moto moto likes you.
Dark Pit: um ok?
Pit: (sends gif of moto moto coming out of water)
Pit: Here he comes.
Dark Pit: I can hear the music somehow.
Pit: (sends gif of guy winking)
Dark Pit: (sends gif of "stop it, get some help")
Pit: (sends gif of Kermit sipping tea)
Dark Pit: (sends gif of "disgustang!")
Dark Pit: I have to go.
Pit: Okay.
Pit: Bye bye, see you later.
Dark Pit: bye.
Pit: xoxo ;-)
Dark Pit: don't even try that.
