18McCormick Residence, Morning- Kenny and Lola are seen in his room, snuggling together under the sheets. The sound of banging can be heard outside his room as it gets louder. Then the door opens and the couple are rudely interrupted. Stuart blows a horn at them.
Stuart: Get Up! Our flight leaves in an hour! We wanna be there early! Get up, get up, get up!
Kenny: (Groans) Uh, seriously dad? It's 6 in the morning!
He looks at his clock radio on the side of his bed; it reads 6:00am. Lola stirs.
Lola: Honey, we can always sleep on the flight. Let's get dressed.
Kenny: (Exhales) Alright babe. You always turn something negative into positive.
Lola: Thanks Kenny.
They kiss, and get out of his bed. The two have been dating ever since fourth grade ended; sure they've changed and have had slip-ups now and then, but their love for each other had been consistent and the only thing that hadn't changed.
Kevin's Room- Kevin is sleeping when Stuart opens the door and is still being loud.
Stuart: Get Up Kevin! Get dressed, eat breakfast, pack the car! We wanna be early!
Kevin sits up and rubs his eyes.
Kevin: Shut up dad! I know how to wake myself up!
Karen's Room- Karen is asleep with her kitten, Snowball (Who has fluffy white fur, blue eyes and a pink nose), cuddled up to her, when they're rudely awakened by you-know-who.
Stuart: Get up sweetie! I have a use for this lottery money and I aint gonna waste it!
Snowball mews and runs under the bed.
Karen: Dad, you scared Snowball.
Stuart: Oh, sorry. Now get dressed and come to breakfast.
In the kitchen, Carol is making everyone breakfast. The four youngsters enter, rather grumpy, having been woken up so early, but as they smell bacon and eggs, they stop being grumpy and eat. Karen feeds Snowball.
Lola: Snowball is super cute, Kenny. How'd you get a kitten for your sister?
Kenny: Well, I was taking out the trash one night, when I heard this sound by the bins. So I investigated, thinking it was a raccoon or a skunk, but no, it was a kitten, left behind by its mother. So I took it inside and gave it to my sister.
Lola: Wow Kenny. You're such a good big brother. But who'll look after him when we're away?
Kenny: I know who.
Kenny picks up his mobile phone and contacts someone.
Marsh Residence, the same morning- Stan and Wendy are snuggling together in their bed. After graduation, their parents pooled their money together and got them a house. They're not married…. Yet, but they're planning to once they turn 20. Their romantic sleep is interrupted by Stan's phone ringing. He groans and picks it up.
Stan: Hello? Oh, hey Kenny, what do you want? Uh huh. You're going on vacation with your family and Lola and you want me to look after your sister's cat? I can do that. I'll be there. Okay, bye.
He hangs up.
Wendy: Kenny wants you to look after his sister's cat? But I thought you didn't like cats.
Stan: I don't babe. But only if the cat belongs to Cartman. Shouldn't be too hard; Karen's cat is just a kitten.
Wendy: Shouldn't be. Don't worry.
They go back to sleep, only to be woken up again a few minutes later by their Golden Retriever puppy, who jumps onto their bed and licks their faces.
McCormick Residence, later that morning- Kenny and Lola are helping Stuart pack the car. Kevin is bidding goodbye to his fiancé, Shelly Marsh.
Kevin: And I promise that we'll have the wedding after I get back, okay honey?
Shelly: Sure Kev. Love you turd.
Kevin: Love you too.
They kiss. They're interrupted when Stuart honks the horn.
Stuart: Kevin, we're gonna miss our flight if you keep being kissy-faced! C'mon, get in!
Kevin: Okay Dad! See ya, Shelly.
Shelly: See ya Kevin.
Kevin gets in, and they drive off.
Airport- the McCormicks have dropped off their luggage in the conveyer belt, and are now waiting for their plane.
Kenny: Hey Lola, look what I packed last minute.
He reaches into his backpack and pulls out a box.
Lola: You packed condoms?
Kenny: Vacation sex is hot.
Lola: So I hear. Can we do it more than once?
Kenny nods.
Lola: You're so frisky.
An Announcement sounds over the loudspeaker.
Announcement: Attention all passengers! Flight T74 is ready to be boarded. Everyone who is on this flight, make your way to Gate 8. Everyone on Flight T74 go to Gate 8. Thank You.
Stuart: That's us! C'mon!
The family of five, well, six, run over to Gate 8; they get on the plane and find their seats.
A few minutes later, the plane is full.
Pilot: Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is Flight T74. Here are some safety regulations you need to follow: turn off all electronic devices on takeoff and turn them on to flight mode. Now focus your attention to the flight attendant at the front of the cabin. (The passengers watch the flight attendant demonstrate safety protocol) In case of an emergency, there should be a life vest in the front pocket. In case of an emergency, put them on. Pull the straps to inflate the vest. Your vest also comes with a whistle and torch to stay in contact. Hope you enjoy your flight.
Kenny, Karen, Kevin, Lola, Stuart and Carol set their devices to Flight mode, and turn them off, same as everyone.
Kenny: Don't worry about Snowflake Karen. Stan's got him under control.
The plane starts to move; as it runs down the runway, it picks up speed and lifts off into the air.
Lola: (Yawns) Kenny, let's go to sleep.
Kenny: Okay.
Kenny and Lola go to sleep, with a blanket over them. It's going to be a long flight.
To be continued….
