365Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
[Semblance]
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)
System Update! Cards are now being balanced!
'oh dear...'
Card Changes:
Lesser Power Smash no longer stacks with itself.
'FUCK!'
Grimm Cards now cost more the more they have been upgraded.
Creep: 100 to 400
Beowolf Pup: 200 to 300
Beowolf: 300 to 500
Creep Alpha: 400 to 1600
Alpha Beowolf: 800 to 1400
'FUUUUCK!'
Friends on the other Side has granted you an additional 10% of your maximum aura.
'eh. That's sort of nice...'
[You are now being watched.]
'not nice. NOT NICE'
I gently- and nervously- pet the head of Jyarimon... I should really think of a good name for him that just isn't his species name... or is... that his name? I don't fuckin know.'
'I should really work on evolving a couple more cards this summer... maybe find some deathstalkers... do that yearly quest that I have had for about a year now...'
'Y'know what? Fuck it! Re roll that! I'm not going to be able to find twenty death stalkers on patch! Those things are already rare when they AREN'T on an island in the middle of the fucking ocean... like, how would they even get out here?! Swim?! They'd sink to the bottom of the sea after taking one step into it.'
The quest has been re-rolled. Time remaining until a new Yearly Quest is avaliable: 365 Days.
I roll my eyes. 'swell. I guess I'll pick it up next summer.'
I let out a long sigh. 'ah well, I might as well open up that pack I got.
I reach into my shop and move to the 'Unopened Packs' section and tap on the Serious Summons pack.
I tear the top off it and give Jyarimon a brief pat on the head as it sleeps peacefully.
I pull out the cards.
The first is a card split into three sections, the first showing a man with his eyes closed, the next shows people with some sort of black film over their hands punching each other, and the last is just a man glaring at an unconscious dragon.
Haki: (20000*) {Dimensional}
Grants you the ability to use one of three special spirit-based powers from another world known simply as 'Haki' (This will 'infect' your world upon its use, allowing other people to develop haki as well) (You may use this card 3 times, each use after the first multiplying its cost by 2, after the final use, the card is transformed into a random legendary card.)
"…"
"What?"
I look to the next card.
Its just a simple long purple scarf made out of wool with brown frayed ends and a single large eye crocheted near one of the ends.
Worm Scarf (10000) {Dimensional}
Reduces Incoming Damage by 17%!
(Permanent until destroyed or re-cast)
"…"
*Fwoosh*
A folded scarf appears beside me.
It appears that Jyarimon will only be staying for like thirty minutes today... well, unless I summon him later today for like an hour.
I wrap my new scarf around my neck and smile as it ruffles slightly under my movements.
'not only does it reduce damage taken by nearly a FIFTH, it also looks pretty nice plus feels silky and soft.' I note as I rub the end on my face.
The final card in the card pack has card art of just... rainbow seeds...
Seeds of the Rainbow Fruit (15000) {Dimensional}
Grants you the seeds of the mighty Rainbow-Fruit tree, a tree said to bear fruit which has special property of swapping in between seven flavors within a single bite... the flavors change depending on serving temperature, preparation, and even things such as altitude. The nectar of the fruit is so concentrated that just a single drop could turn a whole 80-foot pool into a huge bowl of fruit juice.
"…" I blink slowly. 'Huh... that's... neat? I might have to try and grow one of those trees one day... if I am going to be honest, it would probably sell for thousands or maybe millions of lien.'
I continue petting Jyarimon upon putting my new cards into the deck.
The little dragon is purring in its sleep.
*Ping*
[you have reached the maximum rank in 'Slay Creeps']
I slowly blink.
I pull out the new card I got.
Summon Boss Monster: (Creep) {Boss Summon} (0*)
Summons a 'Boss Creep' for you to slay for sweet loot, this card is one time use and requires no mana to use. (Note: Sometimes Boss Monsters drop physical loot beyond cards or upgrades to cards.)
[You may continue killing creeps in a repeatable quest to continue gaining boss cards.]
[Slay Creeps X] (Max)
(0/10000) Creeps
(0/2000) Creep Alphas
Rewards: Summon Boss Monster (Creep) Card x1
'huh... neat...'
I shrug and put the card back into my deck. 'I'll do that after some preparation... I'm going to at LEAST want a couple swords from Night's Armory, then a couple of guns via the Gun Gun.'
"Garbage... Garbage... Garbage... pretty good actually... then Garbage." I sigh as I pick the only gun I saw that had any real value, a 'Jakobs' 'Masher' it apparently functions like a shotgun but it's a pistol.
I let out a long sigh. 'alright, let's try this one last time, then.'
I had already crafted some weapons with 'Night's Arsenal', now I'm just trying to find a gun worthy of the badass that is 'me'.
*Bomph* *PIIIING*
I blink as an orange laser shines off one of the guns.
I immediately dash over to it.
The Flood
*Legendary*
(Pistol)
"Take Us" (Fully Automatic)
'I've found my sidearm...'
The other guns are really worthless, none are above blue-tier.
The pistol I have found is a revolver... a fully-automatic revolver... it has some sort of blue holographic-like film around it that moves ever so slightly, as if it was imitating water... the revolver looks like a simple revolver, a long barrel with a simple grip, but the ring that normally covers your index finger goes from where it should normally start all the way to the end of the handle, making it cover all of my fingers.
I open it.
'Eight shots? That's a little strange...'
I activate 'lesser reload' and insert the speed-loader that appears in my hand, then I simply point at a tree.
*RATATATATATATATA*
A line is carved in the tree as the recoil knocks my hand up, it spit out all of those bullets in about a quarter of a second...
Also each bullet cleanly punched through the trunk of the tree, bypassing at bare minimum seven inches of wood.
'Damn... this thing will absolutely shred that boss.'
I smile briefly as I look down at my new gun.
'looks like I'll be fighting it tomorrow... this'll be fun! I wonder what sort of nonsense I'll get from it! Ooh! If I hit it with a Soul Punisher I wonder how many Evolution Stones I'll get from it!'
I scratch my chin with a mischievous grin 'hrm... but considering that it is a 'boss' I'll need to get much farther away from Patch than I normally go... eh, it should be manageable'
'Hrm...' I mentally hum as my scarf bellows behind me. 'is this far enough away?'
I slowly blink. 'it's about... ten miles? That should be fine~'
I pull out the card and channel all of the zero mana required into it.
It disappears into motes of light, and to my surprise, a health bar actually appears.
A creep the size of a horse drops onto the ground, it looks like a regular creep, but it actually has front limbs, two large wyvern-like wings that it uses to step forwards in my direction.
A special quest has been received:
Boss Quest: Creep (One Time Only)
Defeat the Creep Dragon 0/1 [ ]
Rewards: +500 Mp, +500 Sp, ?, ?, Loot from its corpse.
It lets out a small screech and lets up a hail of embers into the sky.
'is that... it? I mean... I guess it did sort of come from creeps, one of the weakest kinds of grimm... it's... not even a dragon... it's a wyvern. '
"Ah well." I shrug as I hold up a hand, Conjuring an orb of rainbow energy above my hand. "Soul Punisher."
Bgm: Terraria Calamity Mod Music - "UNIVERSAL COLLAPSE" - Theme of Devourer of Gods (Final Form)
'oh? They even gave it boss music?'
It raises up onto its hind legs and lets out another roar as it flaps its wings, charging right for me.
*SPAT*
The ground cracks as a large claw shoots from the ground and with a squeeze, it erases the front half of the grimm.
"OH, MY FUCKING GODS-"
[Creep Dragon has awoken]
The entire area splinters and cracks as a massive form frees itself from the earth, it has four legs, a long neck, large powerful wings, instead of the stubby tail that regular creeps have, this one is long and whip like, with a four-pronged grasper at the very tip.
It lets out a roar that bends the surrounding trees in the opposite direction and unleashes a fucking laser beam into the sky.
All in all, it's about the size and length of a barn.
The only thing that even looks like it could even slightly come from a creep is the singular horn on top of its nose... it looks down at me and I notice that instead of the regular pure red that most grimm have...
It has pupils.
Two black slits that form a plus sign.
It seemingly realizes what exactly I am, and lets out another loud growl as its tail swishes around.
I fling the now dusted Soul Punisher, sending glitter at it before leaping back to avoid the tail that carves a massive gouge in the earth, the grimm looks to the approaching glitter and flips its wings forwards to block it as it was heading steadily towards its chest.
The black membranes of its wings are slightly speckled by the dust... and it doesn't look like it is even changing from here...
Oh, and I appear to have pissed it off.
It opens its mouth and unleashes a laser beam which I barely dodge after using a speed and strength rune, the beam arcs upwards and carves a five-foot wide arc of destruction into the distance.
I pull out my primary weapon of choice. 'sharpen, sharpen, sharpen.' A green longsword with a couple thorns around the edges of the blade.
Then I point 'The Flood' at its chest and empty the Cylinder, the bullets swerve everywhere as they trail over its shoulder, chest, and upper neck, I quickly flick it open and let out the spent bullets.
I leap behind a tree as it charges forwards and slams its front claw into the ground, I widen my eyes as its tail is rocketing towards my position, open wide in an attempt to grab me and probably the tree beside me.
I quickly activate my next card and ascend into the sky as my runic wings appear.
The tree snaps in half as It quickly snaps its head upward and opens its wings, blasting off after me with a single flap of its wings, tail trailing behind with the top half of the tree it just broke.
I use a lesser reload to create a speed loader in between my thumb, index and middle fingers of the hand holding the blade of grass to insert a new round of bullets.
I dive downwards as the speed loader is tossed out, I barely dip past a sweeping claw as I drag my blade along its extended forearm.
'Lesser Power Smash.'
*Schlick*
The blade goes surprisingly deep, about half a foot into the beast, but I can't think much on that now as I now have to avoid crashing into its back legs and a- TREE- I barely dart out of the way of a face full of branches.
The dragon has to right itself for another pass so I take the time to glace at its health bar.
Creep Dragon:
92% (.015% Corrupted)
'shit, really? After all this? A power smash, and a full clip from the revolver.'
I glance back to see the dragon flip forwards so it is upside-down then pull off a barrel-roll to right itself, then with a single flap of its wings, it is coming for me again... its tail flicking under it to send the tree hurtling towards me as a beam charges in its mouth.
I dive out of the way of the tree and with another flap of my wings I am put out of the way of the laser which creates a crater down below.
'I need to hit it at least twice more with my sword before the sharpness wears out...'
It lunges for me again, so I slip past it again, slashing it with the blade and a lesser power smash as I go by, then as it flips over again, shooting another laser at me and charges again, I charge at it and slip past it once more, repeating my prior actions.
'it... has a pattern?'
I flip around to try and do the same thing again, but its tail lashes towards me and I am forced to quickly jet outwards to avoid. 'OR NOT-'
I frown slightly. 'hrm... actually... I have a plan...'
I fly towards it again, barrel rolling around a laser blast and flapping over a boulder it swooped down to pick up in its tail, then I am forced to quickly dive through its snapping jaws as I come to a halt beside its head.
I point the revolver right at its eye.
*RATATATATATATATA*
The dragon lets out a shriek of pain as it falls from the sky, it manages to catch itself from hitting the ground, but it lost a lot of height and momentum.
I divebomb after it and land a fairly deep cut on its neck as I fly to the ground, I land safely, only to immediately be forced to leap back as the dragon slams its body down in an attempt to crush me.
Creep Dragon:
62% (.033% Corrupted)
'THERE WE GO! Some actual damage!'
It shakes its head and lets out a loud roar which shakes the ground, its tail lashing out to grab a tree which it flings towards me in an arc, I glance to the dragon to see that it is charging another beam, I of course, dodge out of the way, but that put me right in the path of the tree... that problem is easily solved as I swing my blade in an upwards arc and cut it in half, causing the pieces to fall past me.
The dragon's tail slams right on where I just was moments before as I leap backwards.
Another beam is being charged so I am forced to take to the sky once more or get locked down by a surplus of assorted scenery getting hurled at me and breath attacks.
It glares up at me in hatred, one eye clenched shut, only for it to open again and look as if nothing had happened to it.
I take my time to reload my gun again... 'fuck. It can regenerate its eyes...'
I notice its health tick down a little as it chases after me, its wings starting to gain a few holes here and there... nothing that would even slightly affect its flight, but they are still there.
I launch down at it as it begins to take off, spinning in between an arcing beam and a hunk of earth that smash into each other as I fly in between, creating a dust cloud in my wake.
I point the gun at its eye again, causing it to erratically move its head out of the way, and sweep its tail at me, trying to bash me with the side in an attempt to get me away.
I unload the gun into its face anyways as I stop flying, allowing the tail to swish over my head as I fall.
On my way down, I manage to slice the blade across its chest.
'welp my gun is practically useless right now...'
As it lands again, I dash under its body and slash a thin gash in its back leg.
I get kicked by the dragon much like a horse would, sending me flying away with a grimace of pain as I feel my ribs shift under the pressure. "dear GODS what the hell?! FOURTY percent of my aura?! And that attack didn't really have any momentum to it!'
I flap my wings and fly up into the sky.
'FUCK that! I'm just going to wait for my soul punisher to do its work and cripple this bastard!'
It flies up after me.
'I still have about six minutes left on my wings... I'll get it as high as I can and let it crash into the ground when my corruption cripples its wings.
Creep Dragon:
44% (.256% Corrupted)
The tears are starting to get a little more substantial... a basketball, maybe?
The dragon opens its mouth, so I instinctively weave to the side, dodging a beam, but a second quickly shoots in front of me, forcing me to stop my momentum, then a final is shot at me as I am stationary, and I barely dodge by stopping my flight entirely and allowing myself to fall, but I can feel the heat radiating off the beam even through my aura... that would have instantly killed me in my current state...
I get in close and start doing circles around the dragon, eventually landing on its back for a moment to embed my sword in between its wings and leave it there.
As I fly up, down its neck and past its head I point my gun at its eye, causing it to flinch and allow me to gain a bit more distance. 'this thing is still useful even without bullets... but I don't think it's going to fall for that again.'
It pauses briefly and uses its tail to pull the sword out of its back and fling it downwards towards the forest floor.
'hrm... let's try and fuck it up a little more, shall we?'
A large coil of orange runes appear around its neck, circling downwards as if it were a large snake.
*FWOOOSH*
Its neck is engulfed in fire as the runes burn out.
It lets out another loud shrieking roar and flies up after me, now about twice as fast as it was moving before.
'oh fuck-'
I blast off higher into the sky.
It isn't firing lasers anymore; it's just trying to catch and smash me into the ground... but it's so fast... it is actually probably a little faster than I am right now.
I barely get past a claw as the dragon flies past.
'oh fuck-'
Its tail dips slightly and one of the large bends of its claw hits me right in the stomach and sends me downwards.
[You are being watched]
I wince as I feel my ribs crack. 'SHIT. There goes my aura... lesser regen times three.'
Creep Dragon:
23% (1.946% Corrupted)
The tears in its wings are getting fairly substantial, they just need a little... push...
I dive downwards, the creep dragon letting out a mighty shriek and diving down after me.
We both rocket towards the ground, the dragon gaining rapidly.
After we reach about two hundred feet I open my wings and barely manage to dodge the dragon's sweeping attack, but it seems to realize its error as it's corruption creeps up to two-point-nine percent.
*Riiiiiip*
The holes in its wings tear open as it rockets towards the ground, unable to stop, its tail tilts up as it flies past, and my life flashes before my eyes as it edges closer and closer.
I am suddenly shunted about five feet to the side, causing the tail to BARELY miss me.
'whatthefuck-'
*BOOOOM*
It smashes into the ground and causes the earth to shudder
[The Creep Dragon Has Been Slain]
Bgm: End
I land in a heap as my wings dispel in the last ten feet. "Hrk-"
"ooooow..." I wheeze. 'bad decision... VERY BAD decision... never again... no more fighting bosses till I have a weapon that can blow up the moon or at the very least, a giant death mech.'
I shakily get up and clutch a hand to my ribs, slowly walking to where the dragon landed, hooking 'The Flood' into holster I bought yesterday.
Your Special Quest Has Been Completed!
Boss Quest: Creep (One Time Only)
Defeat the Creep Dragon 1/1 [x]
Rewards: +500 Mp, +500 Sp, Your Creep cards evolve into 'Wyvern Creep', your alpha Creep card evolves into 'Lesser Creep Dragon', and you gain Loot from the boss' corpse.
'Swell.' I hum with a slight eye roll as I continue hobbling my way over to it.
The grimm is gone... and at the center of the crater is a sack the size of a garbage bag, and three red cubes.
"Yooo! I got three?! That's awesome!" I grin.
I hobble over to the bag of 'sick loot' and my three evolution stones.
I glance around. 'there's no telling where the hell my grass blade went, so I'll have to summon a new one.'
I slowly pick up the bag of stuff, then shrug and very slowly start making my way back to Patch.
I gently touch my ribs with a wince. 'uuuugh come on aura, heal those bones already!'
I glance over to the bag of loot sitting in the chair... I keep on saying that I'll look in it later, but eh, all I really feel like doing right now is staying right here on the couch, mindlessly watching Tv while Jyarimon rests on my head.
'I like this peaceful life... no school, no Cardin... no real annoyances.'
*Shatter*
"…"
'now, the question of the day, 'was that Neo breaking into my house or a stranger breaking into my house?'.'
Yeah, she can sort of just teleport through my door... it kind of sucks, not gonna lie.
A card appears in my hand as I grab the revolver sitting on the end table right above where my head was laying, then I simply reload the gun with lesser reload.
"Pyu?" Asks the small dragon on top of my head.
I slowly get up and point the gun towards the doorway.
The colors Pink, brown, and white come around the corner, so I lower my gun with a sigh.
"Neo, honestly... send a text before you drop by. I almost shot you."
I lay the gun down with a sigh, flicking over the safety which puts a piece of metal in between the hammer and the bullets.
The pink, white, and brown haired girl smiles brightly and zooms over to me, wrapping me in a hug.
I flinch and let out a low wheeze. "Ribs- my ribs are cracked- Stoooopp!'
She releases me and hops backwards, a look of concern on her face.
She steps forwards again and lifts up my shirt to reveal a large purple splotch that covers most of my torso.
Then her look of concern shifts into something much more... menacing.
"Who did this to you?" She signs, radiating killing intent.
"A grimm, which I killed."
She blinks and slowly looks up to me, thoughts such as 'Bitch, you are able to keep up with me, what sort of fucking grimm did this to you?!' Probably crossing her mind.
"It was a thirty-to-forty foot tall dragon that was at least eighty feet long... I found it out on patch and barely managed to kill it after a bunch of my nonsense... actually, I practically got carried by a couple weapons I made."
"WHAT WAS THAT SORT OF THING DOING ON PATCH?!"
"I dunno, sleeping? It burst out of the ground and was hyper intelligent, so it could really have been doing anything... plotting, could have just gotten buried, maybe attempting to assassinate me."
"Pyu..." The small red dragon on my head makes a small squeak as it tilts its head... or, well, body...
Neo locks eyes with it for a moment, then points at me menacingly as if to say 'This isn't over.' Then plucks the red dragon off my head with a silent squeal and gently hugs it.
I just simply shake my head and sit back down with a sigh.
Aha! Yes, here have another chapter!
I'm still tired! Always tired! I normally post these right before I go to bed, and seeing as how its 11 am... my sleep schedule is pretty fucked right now~
who has two thumbs and has been playing a lot of terraria lately? THIS GUUUY!
Anyways, hope you enjoyed 'Lucas just gets harassed by a big fucking dragon for like ten minutes'~
See ya!
