"So, what are we seeing today?" Izuku asked.
"The Deku With The Mouth. It's like that Deadpool world combined with this one." Ranger explained.
"What events will we see?" Ochaco asked.
"Midoriya's torture by an evil doctor and the final battle with Overhaul." Ranger informed them.
"Anything we should know beforehand?" Todoroki asked.
"Just that Midoriya is a UA dropout, theres a metal that nullifies healing quirks, Midoriya is pansexual while one of the girls is trans, he has a harem and Eri is your age and in 1-A." Ranger explained.
"Why does Midoriya get a harem while I don't?" Mineta whined.
"Cause he has that one thing that you do not have that makes him more desirable." Ranger began.
"And what's that?" Mineta asked while glaring at Izuku.
"A likable personality." Ranger deadpanned.
The scene started in a dark room with Izuku tied to a dirty operating table while naked. "Where am I?" Izuku asked towards the darkness.
"You're among an old friend." a sinister voice said from the shadows.
"Why do you have me here and where is my stuff?" Izuku asked the not so mysterious voice.
"Your stuff is on the table over there," Dr. Satan said while walking out of the shadows, "By the way I like your carbonadium darts. Real handy."
"You think that's impressive, you should see me write my name in the snow." Izuku jokes, causing Dr. Satan to lose his patience and jabs the carbonadium dart in Izuku's side.
"Now that your healing factor is taken care of, we can begin having fun." Dr. Satan began before pointing out, "And not in the way I usually have fun with children."
"And I thought you were evil before." Izuku replied in a grossed out manner.
"Shame I couldn't try out that white haired girl you were placed with. Too old now anyways." Dr. Satan said, causing Izuku to gain a look of quiet fury, "Did I strike a nerve there, or have you been fucking her? Cause if that's the case, then I might go after her next."
"Your a fucking monster." Izuku replied in quiet rage.
"Would you mind telling me how she was? Cause I want to know if I need to be careful of anything before I rape her." Dr. Satan asked while pulling out a scalpel, "Cause judging by how your penis looks, she likes them...Cut."
"This man is a fucking psyco." Bakugo pointed out.
"That and he's a pedo." Kirishima began, "So not manly."
At this point before Izuku could say anything Dr. Satan began his tourture of the mercenary. Starting at his ankle he cut upwards, stopping at where his leg met his stomach, causing the mercenary to scream in pain.
"Music to my ears." Dr. Satan said while licking the blood from his scalpel.
He repeated the process on the other leg, this time causing Izuku to pass out from the pain in his legs.
It felt like hours but it was only minutes when Izuku felt a sharp pain in his chest. He woke to see an empty syringe sticking out of his chest and Dr. Satan playing with a vial of fluid.
"You think I would let you fall asleep during this." Dr. Satan said while pulling out the syringe, "Also, why did you have semen in your stomach."
At this point Izuku noticed what was in the vial and the tube in his stomach.
"If you must know one of the girls I was with is trans." Izuku replied, trying to ignore the pain.
"Fucking fag." Dr. Satan said while pulling out another scalpel.
"Something me and him can agree on." Mineta said with a smug grin, not noticing the glares coming from everyone in the room, "What?"
"Can I kill him already?" Ranger asked both Nezu and Aizawa.
"You can hurt him. Put the fear of God in his head." Nezu said to the support student.
"That sounds so much more fun." Ranger said with a psychotic smile on his face.
"HOLD UP!" Mineta began to try and explain, "I mean, he admited to giving a tranny a blowjob and thats gay as hell."
"If she identifies as a girl it's not gay." Ranger began to explain, "Besides, why would being gay be a bad thing?"
"It just is." Mineta replied before getting hit in the face with a Tom & Jerry mallet.
At this point Dr. Satan made a horizontal cut just below Izuku's ribcage. He then repeated the process just below his stomach before connecting the two cuts with a vertical cut.
"Looks like I got my...I...on you." Dr. Satan joked before placing his fingers between the vertical cut and pulling the flaps of skin apart, exposing the abdominal sack and his internal organs.
He then cut the abdominal sack open and began pulling out the mercenaries intestines as slowly and painfully as he could. As he noticed the pain on the mercenary's face he began ripping out his organs, stopping with each one.
"I know I can be a real pancreas, but you know I'm just kidney with you. You really got to learn to liver it up. Boy, these jokes are getting bladder. Guess ya gotta develop a stomach for them." Dr. Satan joked with each organ ripped out, throwing them on the ground after.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!" everyone in the room yelled at once.
"If it helps, he ends up brutally murdering the man." Ranger reassured everyone.
"It does." Bakugo replied with a nauseated groan.
The scene shifted to Izuku and Overhaul standing face to face with swords drawn.
"So it's come to this." Overhaul said to the mercenary.
"You know you're not leaving here alive?" Izuku asked the crime lord.
"Funny. I was going to say the same to you." Overhaul said while charging Izuku.
"Logic of Tom & Jerry cartoons, don't fail me now." Izuku said to himself before charging.
The two clashed blades and began their fight, both sides managing to inflict some minor damage, of course Overhaul managed to figure out how to copy Izuku's quirk.
"So, you figured out how to copy quirks now?" Izuku began to inquire, "Did you do that just to fight me?"
"I'm glad you're impressed. Just know you won't beat me as easily as before." Overhaul taunted while swinging for Izuku's head.
"Didn't expect you to." Izuku replied while blocking, "Are you going to try and monologue now?"
"I have plans to gloat when you're unable to move." Overhaul taunted while attacking.
"Oh, you're so original." Izuku began while blocking, "Dr. Satan said something similar and he's the one who ended up dead."
"Didn't care for him to be honest." Overhaul said while continuing his attack, "Just a means to an end."
"Spoken like a true psychopath." Izuku replied while he continued blocking, "What was your endgame anyways?"
"The villains always like to brag about their plans." Aizawa pointed out.
"It's like some kind of rule for villains." Midnight deadpanned.
"Why do they feel the need to?" Present Mic asked.
"I want to figure out the cause of quirks...and destroy them." Overhaul answered while pulling a gun on Izuku.
"Sounds a lot like the villain in X-Men Days of Future Past." Izuku said while dodging bullets, "I mean, I could come up with a better villain plot."
"Perhaps. But you won't." Overhaul continued to taunt, "Cause I am the villain and you are the goddamn hero."
"Such a fucking cliche." Izuku said while attacking.
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?" Overhaul yelled in frustration.
"Cause that is what you want. And I'm not going to give it to you." Izuku explained while stabbing Overhaul in the throat, "What's wrong? Tongue tied?"
"I will never be forgotten." Overhaul said before Izuku decapitated him.
"We'll see about that." Izuku said while putting the severed head in his backpack. Causing the scene to end.
"That was both awesome and disgusting." Mina pointed out.
"All the great stories begin with unspeakable horror." Ranger replied, "Which reminds me."
"PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!" Mineta screamed as Ranger dragged him into an empty room.
"Fresh out of mercy. You'll have to settle for pain and suffering." Ranger replied before closing the door to Mineta's screams.
"So what's the next world?" Izuku asked over Mineta's very audible screams.
"The next world is...The Wall." Mei replied
Authors Note: The Deku With The Mouth is done...for now. The next world is The Wall and not the Matt Damon version, The Pink Floyd version. It will be very heavy in the next one.
As Always
Later