167Class 1-A
Izzy M- Izuku Midoriya
Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo
Sonic - Tenya Iida
Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido
Bass Bitch - Kyoka Jiro
Froppy - Tsuyu Asui
Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji
Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki
Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure
Wayne - Hanta Sero
Garth - Denki Kaminari
Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima
French Fry - Yuga Aoyama
Tails - Mashirao Ojiro
Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu
Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka
Ultra Furry - Koji Koda
Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato
Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami
Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso
Class 1-B
Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo
Reptar - Setsuna Tokage
Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki
My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori
Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Geezer Pleaser - Nieto Monoma
Big Three
Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata
CutieDevil - Nejire Hado
Support
MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume
Civilians
Lesser Jedi - Inko Midoriya
Drunk Dragon - Hisashi Midoriya
5:00 pm on a Saturday
THE MITTENS OF DISAPPROVAL
Knuckles: Anyone know if the new Final Fantasy VII remake is any good?
Drunk Dragon: It's out? I preordered it when it was first announced and after it was delayed three times I canceled it.
Izzy M: Best game ever.
Froppy: Better than the original?
Izzy M: I wouldn't say that. Comparing the two would be like trying to compare the 1922 version of Nosferatu with the NOS4A2 series from 2019. They're both similar, but very different.
Garth: What do you mean? Is it a remake or remaster?
Izzy M: it were a remaster it would be exactly the same as the original.
Garth: Elaborate please.
Izzy M: The original Final Fantasy VII is a turn based rpg with a massive story, while the remake is more like modern Final Fantasy combat wise and still includes some of the old mechanics from the original, like having to take lots of damage to get your limit breaks and there are multiple ways to win the battles.
Purple Haze: But, isn't it just the Midgar section?
Izzy M: It is, but Square Enix added a lot of new stuff to the game, like side missions, more mini games, fleshing out the city and side characters and several new improvements.
Bass Bitch: I've played some of it too and I can't help but to hear the lines from teamfourstar's abridged series at certain points.
Drunk Dragon: I saw that. Cloud sounds exactly like my son in that series. It's fucking eerie.
Sonic: Everyone has a doppelganger somewhere. Just happens to be a major coincidence that Midoriya's voices for teamfourstar and played the overall final villain in Fairy Tail.
Ninja Mina: Wait, really?
Anti-Grav: For one episode when the original VA was not available.
Garth: Back to Final Fantasy.
Izzy M: I will say this about the original Final Fantasy VII. It hasn't aged well.
Knuckles: Say what now?
Izzy M: The game is still phenomenal but the graphics don't look great.
Garth: Couldn't it just be because it was a product of its time?
Izzy M: It came out in 1997. The same year as Star Fox 64, Mario Kart 64, Tekken 3, Harvest Moon, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Grand Theft Auto, PaRappa the Rapper, Crash 2 and Gran Turismo.
Bomberman: I think what he means is that it's old school.
Wayne: How is that different from outdated?
Bass Bitch: Old school means that while something is old, it's still enjoyable like old Atari games and Mötley Crüe albums. Outdated means that it isn't enjoyable past the era it first came out. Like Pogs or Temple Run.
My Little Pony: I don't think Temple Run even made it out of the year it came out.
Izzy M: I forgot you guys were in this chat. Who else is in this outside of 1-A ?
Battle Fist: Yo
Reptar: Sup
Poison Ivy: I'm here for God knows why.
Literal Iron Man: Still here.
Geezer Pleaser: Unfortunately
Drunk Dragon has changed Geezer Pleaser's username to Smokey
Smokey: I don't get it.
Izzy M: I'm pretty sure Mr. Lahey wants his liquor bud.
MeiDay Parade: You just got burned Ma-fucka. Knowm sayin'
Swole Vault Boy: Nice.
CutieDevil: Don't know about you guys, but I fucking hate that guy.
Smokey: Why?
CutieDevil: Cause you constantly harass my friends from the work study and you referred to me as, and I quote, "Bangalicious"
Izzy M: That settles it. I'm taking the other testicle.
Lesser Jedi: Izuku, remember what I told you about castrating other students.
Izzy M: To not do it unless it's a rapist or pedophile.
Smokey: Sucks to be you faggot.
Lesser Jedi: On second thought. Use the rustiest tools you have and don't forget to pour as much lemon juice as you can in the cuts.
Smokey: Wait, what?
Drunk Dragon: You just had to push the f****t button didn't you?
Bomberman: Aunty Inko doesn't tolerate that homophobic shit. It's why she refuses to watch Fox News.
Authors Note: Chapter 38 answers: Izuku's hallucination to mushrooms is a reference to Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series, including the phrase "Thank you Jesus-God" there actually was a catholics only town in Florida, they didn't sell any birth control or allow pornographic movies on their tv airways. Very cult-like. Kaminari's request and Izuku's response are from The Simpsons, the leather couch thing was from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Also, if you haven't played the Final Fantasy VII remake yet, go play it. It's one of the only new games I've played this year that has truly blown me away. It's that good.
As Always
Later
