Epic Rap Battles: Arthur King vs. Marshal Moo Montana

Rated T for Language

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with King Arthur and the Knights of Justice, Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa or Epic Rap Battles of History. King Arthur and the Knights of Justice is owned by Allen Bohbot and Golden Films, Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa is owned by Ryan Brown and Epic Rap Battles of History is owned by YouTube. It's been a very long time since I've done an Epic Rap Battle fic, so what better way to return than an unlikely crossover between two underrated 90's cartoons, King Arthur and the Knights of Justice and the Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa! And we start off this rap battle then two respected leaders of their posses, Arthur King and Marshal Moo Montana! Enjoy!

EPIC RAP BATTLE!

ARTHUR KING!

vs.

MARSHAL MOO MONTANA!

BEGIN!

Arthur King:

The king is here live in full effect

With my Knights of Justice here to wreck

Just in time to watch slay this fool to rest

And turn and cook him well done to zest

Speaking of which, what kind of marshal are you?

You're better off eating grass, let alone cow poo

The wild west? Really. Bro, it ain't your home!

Cause my excalibur will knock you in your dome

It'll hurt so bad, just like Dakota's singing

You ever heard him? It leaves my neck a-wringing

My boys can sing circles around them in a wagon

If they cross us one bit, they meet the shield of my dragon

It breaths fire in the sky, you better best be burned

I'll turn ya three into steaks, that's the win I'll earn

No one will miss your rap, not even your Miss Lily

Can't make a move on her? Man, you awfully chilly!

No wonder you're gonna fail, but I'll end this fast.

Cause I'll slay that saddlesore right up your ass

I'm Arthur F'N King, don't consider me a fable

Time to welcome you bitch to my whole round table!

Marshal Moo Montana:

Well, you must be Arthur King, a high school hero

Who's rhymes I'm hearing is like an absolute zero

You're King Arthur's sub? Come on don't be frontin'

You're a ripoff for the real deal. Man, you ain't nothin'.

Marshal Moo is my name, the number one gunslinger.

The cow with golden guns, a true Goldfinger

But what's up with your whole Knights of Justice?

They'd hardly start a bar fight, let alone a ruckus!

Quite a line-up you got, can't say I'm nearly impressed

When Arsenio's on your team, man I'm highly depressed

You dare talk about Miss Lily? She's quite a lovely lady

She'd sack you out of this saloon like Tom frickin' Brady!

What about Guinevere herself? Does she like sarsaparilla?

Cause when I drink, she looks like a big gorilla!

Don't get me wrong, King. She's quite an elegant looker.

So why dress your queen like a Camelot hooker?

Forget about Viper and Morgana, I'm the one you'll fear

Too bad your rap's so Terribull, it makes me tear

I'm the king of Cowtown, I ain't the one you'd sack

It's like the Code of the West said, "I owned your ass!"

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!