2Wario was sleeping like the fat ass he was when he got a phone call.
"Wah? Who is this?!"
"This is the FBI we have put you in custody of one of your employees as it's illegal for them to live on their own bye." They hung up. A knock was on Wario's door. It was Ashley.
"No." He slammed the door. An FBI member opened the door.
"Sir take the child or get your money trashed."
"WAH? GET IN!" Ashley walked in. "Alright first off I'm not your dad just call me Wario." She did nothing. "Second no using my credit card." She did nothing. "Third I'll probably give you to Mona or something next week." He went back to sleeping, he couldn't sleep. Gee he better get his Nintendo 3ds in memeory of Reggie. He decided to play Animal Crossing New Leaf and change his town flag to Reggie.
"What are you doing?" Ashley asked.
"I'm about to destroy the FBI." Wario put his trademarked Nintendo 3ds down. FBI here h-
"SIR!" An FBI member was outside his door. "IT IS ILLEGAL TO LEAVE A CHILD UNOCCUPIED!" Wario grabbed Ashely and beat up the FBI member. Now to the government building. Diamond City was having an election.
"That's why I propose we should build a W-"
"WARIO FOR PRESIDENT OF DIAMOND CITY 2019!" Everyone cheered and early voted for Wario. Well that was easy. He met the FBI Director Ruth traitor ginz Burger.
"Vote Wario for pr-" Oh yeah he was already president. Ashley was his Vice cause why not?
"HAHA FBI LEADER IT IS I WARIO!" He twizzled his stache. FBI Director Burger grabbed an AK47 from the ceiling and started to shoot at Wario rapidly. Wario deflected it with his abs.
Oh wait he woke up. Ashley was still in his custody well shit. OH NO. She had his Nintendo 3ds (copyright Nintendo) and seemed to be playing Animal Crossing New Leaf (copyright Nintendo) His eyeballs stretched over to the screen. E-GADS! She created a new villager and moved in where he was going to put a fountain! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Wario grabbed his Nintendo Switch Deluxe Pro edition and grabbed Animal Crossing for the Nintendo gameboy. He inserted it and was playing as Tom Nook in the 3ds version cause yea. He made Ashely pay 666,666 bells a-
"DAFUQ DID YOU DO NIGGA?" Jesus the Christ asked. "YOU GOTTA TAKE DOWN THE FBI!"
"Ok." Wario grabbed a Sniper Riffle. He went on the super secret Wario Tower (copyright WARIOWARE INC.) and aimed at the FBI director The Rock Bob-Omb Ma and shot. He got a headshot and 47 EXP. Now Ashley wasn't his anymore oh wait she still was but he fulfilled Jesus's request back to his house. When he got back in his house everything was edgy oh no.
"Ashley what the heck?" He grabbed Ashley by the hair and threw her to Mona's house with the custody papers. "So long gay Ashley!" This inspired him to create a new game, Warioware FBI for the NES which sold 7 copies for a total of 89 million pennies. But the FBI were on Wario's tale so he had to do one more thing.
"BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
(from Hamlet, spoken by Hamlet)
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end…" Wario finished but not yet because he had one more job to do. He drove to Mona's house Mona didn't say anything because she was appalled due to the edginess of Ashley. Um….
"Hey so It's a me Wario haha so uh wow haha wow so hey Mona how's it wow haha wow that's great uh so Mona how about that weather and the hah haha 666 words bye!"
