36Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 100 of your favorite cartoon characters compete in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a chance to be named The Greatest Cartoon Character Ever! Featuring the most popular and less obscure cast of characters ever, who will be the last cartoon standing in this animated battle royal gauntlet?
Disclaimer: I do not, AND I REPEAT, I do not own anything involving the characters and their brands. They include Warner Bros, Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, FOX, MTV, Hasbro, Mattel, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix, etc.
P.S.: Since I've been helping The Amazing Ghost Musician with his stories, I think it's only exceptional that he'll help me out with this story of mine I'm creating. That's right, we're gonna be co-writing the story ourselves! Anyway, this will be some sort of redo of my Cartoon Royal Rumble, except this time around, the cartoon roster will be updated a bit and instead of 80, it will now be up to 100 entrants. And expect this to be unpredictable as well, because not also will anyone not know who'll enter, but no one knows who will win either.
Chapter 1: The Preparation Begins
SCENE 1 - The Locker Room
Lincoln Loud, the 11-year old male protagionist of The Loud House, was sitting down on a bench taping his gloves while at the same time, he saw Luna Loud come in with a bottle of Sprite with her to sip on.
Once she took that swig full of carbonated citrus water, Luna said to Lincoln with a smirk, "What's up, bro?"
"Nothing much, Luna. Just getting psyched for the Rumble." Lincoln said as he finished taping up his gloves, "By the way, any kind of number you draw?"
"I could say the same thing, brah." Luna nodded.
Lincoln then suggested to Luna, "Well then, why don't I show you my number and then you can show me yours?"
"Sure, why not?" Luna nodded before he dug her entry ball out of her skirt.
It didn't take too long for both Lincoln and Luna to show each other their respective Royal Rumble numbers and such. Lincoln let out one hell of a determined smile while Luna immediately nodded in return.
"Whoa, that's quite a number you got there." Luna said to Lincoln.
"Yeah, I picked quite an entry, huh?" Lincoln spoke back.
Right in the middle of their conversation, Lincoln and Luna's sporty sister Lynn Loud Jr. came up to them and smirked out in front of their faces, "You seriously think you got a chance in the Cartoon All-Star Rumble? PLEASE, this event was made just for me and it'll be won just for me?"
"How on earth would you know that?" raised Lincoln's eyebrow in question.
"You're looking at Ms. Perfect, of course!" Lynn pointed to herself, "Of course, I'm pretty much perfect at any sport they can throw at me. You can list them all: Football, baseball, basketball, skateboarding, golf, tennis, snowboarding, BMX-"
"Running your mouth should be one of them." Luna said, cutting off Lynn Jr.
"For your INFORMATION, it's considered 'trashtalking'. Thank you very much." Lynn corrected Luna, who was rolling her eyes at her obnoxious sister.
"Speaking of which, what kind of number did you draw?" Lincoln asked Lynn.
Lynn immediately scoffed and said, "Who cares about that? No matter which number I drew, all that matters is that I'm gonna win this Rumble and that million dollars all to myself, Stink-coln!"
Hearing her own sister insult their little brother made Luna upset and angry. So much in fact that Luna decided to get in Lynn's face and say, "Hey, I don't know how you could be so proud of yourself insulting our little brother like that, but you need to show him respect."
Lynn rolled her eyes in annoyance, "Alright Luna, I'll start respecting Stink-coln. That's if when Curt Hawkins finally wins a match. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta train. Smell you later!"
With that said, Lynn walked away from her sister and brother, who could only give Lynn Jr. and annoyed death glare in return.
Seconds before Lynn left the picture altogether, Lincoln looked to Luna and said, "Just exactly what number did our sister draw?"
"You didn't hear this from me, but…" Luna said to Lincoln before whispering in her ear.
Lincoln suddenly let out a gasp before replying with a smile, "Oh, she drew what? Well… it looks like we definitely got it easy here in the Rumble. Good luck to you, Luna."
"Same with you, little bro!" Luna nodded before high-fiving her brother's hand and going back to training.
SCENE 2 - THE BACKSTAGE AREA
Marco Diaz was busy boxing the air while Star Butterfly was watching him count the number of air blows she was doing. While that was going on, the show's lead backstage interviewer, Renee Young, decided to approach them with such calmed patience.
"Uh Marco, is it okay if we speak with you?" Renee asked Marco, who turned just to face the announcer head-first.
"I'm a bit training here, but no problem." Marco nodded, "I can always kill a little time and whatnot."
"Good, because tonight will be the first annual Cartoon All-Star Rumble in which 100 participants will be competing, and we won't know who'll be entering the match." Renee explained, "So approaching you right now, I need to ask: What are your thoughts heading into this event, and what on earth will we be expecting from you, Mr. Diaz?"
Once Marco took a sip out of his Powerade, he said with beaming confidence, "You'll be expecting a lot from me, Renee. If you want to find out yourself, you should've totally asked Ludo, heck, maybe even Toffee himself. Because they already know deep down what they expected out of me. We thrashed them right into the ground non-stop!"
"Mostly because I helped!" Star smiled in the background as she waved out to the two.
"I guess you can say me and Star definitely took care of them no doubt." Marco added to Renee, "And since we're gonna be in the Rumble altogether, those 98 contestants better watch their shoulders and be afraid, because the Marco-Star Connection is about to strike loose! And when we strike loose, they better WATCH OUT!"
Renee immediately nodded and replied, "Love that beam of confidence, but there's another question I need to ask you and all."
"Sure, ask again. I got all the time in the world." nodded Marco as he sipped on his Powerade again.
"Just what will happen if you and Star are the only two remaining?" asked Renee.
Once he heard those words...
*PBBBBBBBBBBBT!*
Marco spat out an amount of Powerade in shock hearing what Renee said to him.
He soon wiped his mouth and uttered, "Crap, I never even thought of that…"
"Oh, don't worry, Marco! I'll share the prize money with you if one of us bites the big one!" Star suggested over to Marco.
"Thanks Star, I'd appreciate that," Marco nodded.
"No problem," Star said before replying with a kiss on Marco's cheek, "Now let's get back to training. I can't wait to see what we'll pull off together!"
Knowing that the two were immediately going back to training, Renee decided it was the right time to leave in peace and privacy out of the two's utmost respect.
SCENE 3 - THE INTERVIEW AREA
Jeremy Borash, the former announcer of IMPACT Wrestling was standing right next to the guests/entrants that he was interviewing, Dipper Pines and Wendy Corduroy from "Gravity Falls" who too were also beaming with an ounce of confidence.
"What's up, this is JB standing here with two of our contestants who will be competing in this once-in-a-lifetime event, from "Gravity Falls", we have both Dipper Pines and Wendy Corduroy." JB informed everyone watching at home, "Now Dipper and Wendy, can you tell us what kind of gameplan you two have despite the fact that it's every man, woman and creature himself."
"Yeah, I kinda have one," Dipper said, raising his hand before replying, "Trying not to get killed and hopefully win the whole thing in one piece. Oh, and for the fact since Wendy's been training me with some of her lumberjack skills as of late."
"Totally," Wendy nodded to Dipper before saying to JB, "I've been showing him how to 'skin the cat' as of late. We just take one of my axes, plant them hard to the tree, and swing your body back and forth so that he could get back up in one piece. Without a doubt, he's been getting awesomely good at it-"
"OHHHH, LA-DE-FRICKIN-DA LUMBERJACK!"
Shouted a mysterious female voice, who rudely cut off Dipper and Wendy's interview out of nowhere. It didn't take too long for Dipper and Wendy to turn their heads to the left to see former Total Drama contestants Heather and her Latino liar of a boyfriend, Alejandro Burromuerto. The sight of those two evil lovebirds made Dipper and Wendy's stomachs churn out of pure disgust.
With a chuckle, Heather taunted to Wendy with an evil smirk, "Trust me, Wendy. When in the hell did that little stump with a cup on his forehead ever do in his spare time that just seems worthless to us?"
Hearing what Heather said made Jeremy Boras step in, "Excuse me, but I'm trying to do an interview here and you two are rudely interrupting-"
"Excuse me, we're WE talking to you Boras?" Alejandro said to JB, "No, we weren't. So hit the bricks and go serve sopapillas at a broken-down Mexican restaurant for all we care."
Before JB could go somewhere though, Dipper stopped JB in his tracks while still focusing on Alejandro with a scathing scowl on his face, "Hey, no one even invited you two here, AL. This is our interview hour. If you want an interview hour so bad, why don't you take it up with the hosts of the event themselves."
"I don't even know who the hosts are!" Alejandro shrugged out.
"And you won't find out once I start punching the crap out of you in that very ring." Dipper said before looking at Alejandro's lips for some reason, "And I may start with your lips. Those very same lips you use to kiss Heather with, which by the way, nobody wants to see since the sight of you two kissing literally makes everyone lose their whole frickin lunch!"
Wendy grinned from that insult, forcing her to shout at Heather's face, "BURN!"
Heather scoffed at the insults thrown at her and Alejandro and said back to Wendy, "Oh, you thought that was funny. Let me ask you something, you didn't find it funny when your stupid goth boyfriend broke your stupid little red-haired heart on national TV, huh? Now for us, me and ALEJANDRO found that funny."
Hearing this made Dipper boil with pure anger as he got in Heather's face, "HEY, YOU LEAVE WENDY'S PERSONAL LIFE OUT OF THIS!"
Heather rolled her eyes right away and said, "What the hell are you gonna even do to me, smack me right in the face? Oh wait a minute, you can't. Because you're a little runt who knows damn well he can't hit girls. Oh, and plus, you're nothing but a little worm that deserves to be crushed by my boyfriend's boot."
"You know what, maybe I can't." Dipper nodded, "But you know who can?"
"Huh, what's that?" Heather raised her eyebrow.
Wendy stepped up to her and shouted, "BECAUSE I CAN!"
And before Heather knew it…
*SMACK!*
Wendy immediately slapped Heather hard in the face, forcing the Queen Bee to hold her entire face in scathing pain.
"How do you like that, ya long-haired little dump?!" The female lumberjack shouted.
Once she shook off that little hit, a rage-filled Heather attempted to strike her, only to be stopped by Alejandro who was holding her right back.
"Mi amor, don't!" The spaniard said to Heather, struggling to pull her back.
"How dare you slap me in the frickin' face!" Heather gritted her teeth at Wendy angrily, "You are gonna pay dearly for that, you no-good hillbilly with a hat!"
"I dare you to do that to me in that ring, you bitch!" Wendy pointed to the Queen Bee, "Don't you EVER talk about my personal life again!"
It took a while for both Heather and Alejandro to finally leave Dipper and Wendy's side altogether with rage fuming inside them. Once they finally left, Dipper and Wendy was left alone to look at JB with new-found fire fueling inside them as ever.
"Sorry you had to see that," The hat-wearing teen said to Jeremy, "But don't you feel sorry for us. You should feel sorry for Heather and Alejandro, because we won't be held responsible what happens to them for bringing Wendy's personal life like that."
"Count on that, JB." Wendy nodded as she and Dipper left JB, therefore ending the interview.
SCENE 4 - THE CATERING ROOM
One of the contestants of the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble, most notably, Pinkie Pie, was seen grabbing a tray while at the same time, checking out some of the tasty pies to chow down before the Rumble event would start. So far, Pinkie was gazing at each and every single pie she could lay her eyes on from a Chocolate Cream Pie to even Key Lime Pie. She didn't even know what she wanted from the rest of this selection, truth be told.
"Oooooh, this Chocolate Cream Pie looks so delicious!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed before looking at the pie next to the pie she was looking at, "Ooh, but the Boston Cream Pie looks even more twice than delicious!"
While she spent her time searching all over, Homer Simpson emerged from the line and shouted, "Hey Pinkie, choose already! I'm frickin' starving over here!"
"Hey, I'm hungry too here, so don't count me out." shouted Peter Griffin.
"Hey don't leave me out!" Dan from Dan Vs. scowled in return behind Peter, "I swear, we've been waiting for a damn hour, and that little bubblegum-haired bitch still hasn't made her decision!"
"I HEARD THAT!" Pinkie shouted over to Dan, who was still scowling in anger.
Once again, Pinkie took her sweet precious time trying to choose one of the pies that she wanted, which of course made Peter, Homer and Dan enraged as ever. Luckily, it didn't last very long however as Pinkie finally made her decision in front of the event's caterer, Chef Hatchet.
"Ooooh, I'll take this one!" The cheerful pink-haired pony replied, pointing to a Strawberry Cream Pie.
"About damn time already," Chef Hatchet sighed, "That'll be $2.99."
Before Pinkie Pie could pay Hatchet though, something inside her was bothering Pinkie as if she made the wrong decision from that choice of pie, "On second thought, that Sweet Potato Pie looks so divine!"
"AW COME THE HELL ON ALREADY, JUST TAKE WHAT YOU'VE GOT!" Peter snapped, losing his patience.
"I'M KEEPING MY OPTIONS OPEN, FATSO!" Pinkie shouted back in return.
Homer, out of all people, felt his patience growing very thin and frustrated to the point where he literally pushed Peter out of the way and said, "THAT'S IT, I AIN'T TAKING THIS CRAP ANYMORE! I'M CUTTING!"
"Hey, what the hell?!" Peter said with Homer's hand literally on the fatman's face.
"I'M SORRY, BUT I'M TAKING EXTREME MEASURES!" Homer shouted to Peter.
"LIKE HELL YOU ARE!" Peter said as he swung his fist toward Homer.
But much to Peter's surprise, Homer ducked down therefore hitting Dan instead right on the nose.
"OW, YOU BALL-CHINNED MORON!" The short malcontent scowled at Peter.
"I didn't mean to hit you!" Peter said, apologizing to Dan.
Before Dan could say anything to Peter at all, Homer stepped in and shouted to Peter, "But I sure as hell can!"
That sentence resulted in Homer decking the crap out of Peter right in his face. The fatman from Quahog was so triggered by the hit so much that he threw a punch right back at Homer. Which resulted in Homer tumbling into Pinkie Pie, making her go face-first into the pie she had in her hands. Once Homer turned his head to see what he did, Dan and Peter immediately formed a huge gulp inside their throats as a sign of fear.
"Oh crap, please tell me you didn't…" Dan muttered to the yellow-skinned Homer.
Pinkie Pie ended up getting the pie off her face, only to turn around with fire and anger emblazoned on her eyes. The very same eyes that were directed to the three men who had now started this little food brawl in front of her. Dan, Homer and Peter didn't know what to make this shocking moment. But an angry pissed off Pinkie Pie knew what to do to the three scared-as-crap men. And she could only say it in two single words:
"FOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
With those words screaming on top of Pinkie's lungs, she took the entire Chocolate Cream Pie off the display and threw it in Homer's entire face. The impact of that hit forced Homer to bump into Dan, who immediately decided to punch him right in his pie-covered kisser. But that wasn't all. Before Dan could even think about taunting right at Homer's face, he was met with an entire plate full of Strawberry Cream Pie, which was thrown directly at his face thanks to Peter Griffin!
"Hahahahahaha, like that pie in your face?" Peter said to Dan, "You look like my wife when I cream her!"
Dan didn't take that insult too good coming from Peter himself. With the fatman still laughing, Dan grabbed a plate full of hot wings and slammed it all across Peter's face in pure retaliation. Peter screamed from the intense heat of the wings so much that one of his arms flailed out and hit Homer Simpson right in the face. But that wasn't the end of this. It wouldn't be too long before Pinkie Pie grabbed a huge plate of pancakes and dumped them all on the three men she was now food fighting with.
So far, there was no one stopping this food-infested brawl at all. All Chef Hatchet could do at this point was watch from the sidelines as both Pinkie, Homer, Dan and Peter continued their epic hardcore food fight.
"I swear, I hate my job..." Chef muttered to himself.
Wow, this was an interesting way to start out the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble, am I right? Nothing but backstage promos all before the big event starts!
Anyway, here are the list of entrants that have been confirmed so far:
Lincoln Loud, Luna Loud, Lynn Loud Jr., Marco Diaz, Star Butterfly, Dipper Pines, Wendy Corduroy, Alejandro Burromuerto, Heather, Pinkie Pie, Dan, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin
Okay, that's 13 contestants so far, but who will the rest of the 87 be that will enter in the match? Either way, the main show will start in the next chapter, so make sure you stay tuned because it will be up soon. How soon you ask? Well... soon. Trust me, the wait will be worth it everyone!
