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Thank you for taking an interest to this! As the summary suggests, it's an OC story, an OC-insert with a self-personality insert as well. So, expect seeing some stupid comedic shits and all. This is just for shits and giggles so don't take this too seriously. Also, I'll use a First Person P.O.V (point of view) since it'll be more fun that way.
Hope you guys enjoy this crap!
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I do not own Dragon Ball/Z/GT/Super & Xenoverse and How NOT To Summon A Demon Lord. They are owned by their respective owners; Toriyama Akira for Dragon Ball Franchise and Yukiya Murasaki for How NOT To Summon A Demon Lord.
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Prologue:
"A Good Yet Bad Day for a Time Patroller"
Where am I, you ask?
Well, I'm in my fucking room!
What's it look like?
Anyways, I just got a job and a quote on quote, "qualifications" to do with mister Toki-Toki City Hero. Yeah, you heard me! Oh, Toki-Toki City Hero-sama! I would want to be on your side! I'll be strong and worthy to be on your side-bla, bla, bla. Fuck that. Some of my acquaintance and even people whom I do not know at all, became envious of me. Other Time Patrollers as well. I don't get why the fuck they wanted my spot so bad.
If I would to change my spot, I would fucking gladly do so!
Only I can't, dumbass!
Ahem, ahem!
Where was I?
Oh, yeah.
Job with Toki-Toki City Hero-sama.
After doing that job with the Hero, I was back with my normal and perfect lifestyle! I train in the afternoon and work whenever I want to. Eat MUST always be there. It is really important! I'm a Saiyan so my metabolism is absurdly huge. Goddamnit, this is why, my dear ancestors, that you should eat less so that we also eat less! I mean, I always got these looks from other races, me and my Saiyan comrade.
It's not like WE have a FUCKING choice here!
We had to eat a lot!
Oh, shit, got off track there.
Back on the subject, Hero-sama, as his name suggests, is a Hero that saved the Universe's Timelines from a red-haired psychotic bastard, Demigra, the blue-skinned bitch, Towa and a power-obsessed retard, Mira. These stupid dumb asses caused me a LOT of misfortune. I had to work here and there to fix some time distortions from enemies of Goku, Vegeta and the others while Hero-sama takes the show. Now, those guys earlier are supposed to be Heroes!
They always saved the Universe, man!
If it wouldn't be for them, we would not be here in the first place!
Work was tough and shit, but at least I got a lot of money from it. Now, I can just laze around in my home and watch some guy reviewing memes or read FanFictions. Wait, oh yeah!
Online Light Novels!
I wanna read those!
I quickly ran towards my room and turned on the PC. I started to search for light novels in Godgle and boy, they were so many! I heard that these light novels came from a planet similar to Earth somewhere around the opposite of Milky-Way Galaxy. It's far, but it is really recognizable! I mean, the people there, which were Humans, had called their galaxy as Milky-Way as well! Plus, it's like a mirror to our Milky-Way! It's really similar.
I read the titles, some had long-ass titles while some just as simple as they get. My eyebrows furrowed seeing these. What the hell is with these illustrations? Goddamn erotic, man! It is technically illustration! Hehe, get it?
But anyways, how can this appeal people?
I'm sure Muten Roshi-sama would flood my room with his blood when he sees this!
Well, whatever. Just read these shit.
After that particular day, I became someone who really love reading light novels...
"Hey, Blake?" Someone called me.
"What?" I responded, getting annoyed.
"What have you been doing?"
"Some jobs needed to be taken care of, train, laze around and read some stories." I replied and shrugged. "Why you wanna know?"
"That's a surprise." He said, making me really irritated. "You reading stories?"
I turn my face and greeted with him, Noah. He had long black hair tied in pony tail with red eyes. He was wearing his usual Gi like the ones Goku wears but with a Kanji that says; "Time". He had a green scouter on for communicating purpose. He had a smile on his face which annoys the heck out of me.
"Fuck you." I cursed and clicked my tongue.
"Ouch, man. No need to curse." He said as he pretend to wince in pain. "Anyways, what did you do earlier?"
"Had to get rid of bunch of assholes; Meta-Cooler again." I sighed. "These stupid bitches are getting on my nerves."
He whistled at the tone and the words I was using. "Harsh, man. But I know where you're coming from." He nodded in understatement. "I'm sure you lost all of that stress when you destroyed them."
"Yeah, and it felt way too damn good." I said, remembering the pleasure of ripping through his forces of armies. "What have you been up to, Noah?"
"Well, just some things." He replied with a shrug. "Shelly asked me to help her with our Rosie back at home."
"Oh, yeah. You and Shelly did married after all." I said as I remembered their wedding, which I did not attend since I couldn't care less. "So, Rosie, huh? Nice name."
"You should see her! She's cute!" He offered with a proud smile. "I may even permit a marriage between you and her!"
"Ugh, did you just fucking offered that?" I asked, my face cringed in horror. "No, man. I'm not interested in that. Decline the offer! Not to mention, I'm too old. I'm not a lolicon, Noah. "
"Yeah, right. Like you Saiyans' care about your ages or even laws at this point." He replied while rolling his eyes. "And you're still 19!"
"I'm 28, Noah." I corrected with a sigh. "Just because I look like a man who had just entered college, doesn't mean I'm him."
"Whoa, you're that old already?" His eyes widened a bit in surprise.
"Pretty much." I nodded.
"Still though...I thought you were younger than me!"
I smiled, remembering the first time I met with him. "I was 25 when I met you and you were, what, 19?"
"Yeah...damn, should've asked how old you were at that time." He said with a smile.
"No, dumbass. You should've realized how old I would be since it has been plastered on that goddamn Time Patroller candidates board." I said in a sarcastic tone.
"Hahaha, you got me right there!" He replied and laughed at his stupidity before a beep came from his scouter. "Anyways, gotta go."
I waved, "See ya around."
"Yeah! See you around, Blake!" He waved back and went flying to the skies.
I stared at his figure as he made his way towards his home.
I let out a chuckle and made my way towards my home.
It's been a few months since I discovered light novels. Some are crap, some are mediocre, some are good and some are masterpieces. Well, I just read this light novel called "Isekai Maō to Shōkan Shōjo no Dorei Majutsu" or "How NOT To Summon A Demon Lord" which, by the way, is just like any Isekai light novels. Though, I only read until volume 3 and watched all the anime episodes considering that I have some FUCKING jobs to take care of.
I just read it to enjoy, not to fucking evaluate and review while throwing insults at it.
I'm not some elitist or some retard who take fictions way too seriously.
Anyways, yes, I read it and enjoyed it safely. Last time I read something, it was a fucking incest story...a fucking INCEST! Shit, that almost made me gag. The good thing about that light novel is the story line, some girls and the illustrations. The stupid MC choose his sister OVER all the great girls he can be with! Seriously! What the fuck, man? Those girls are better than your yandere of a sister!
Fucking dumbass!
Luckily, I read through it with my mind fucked. That's a good sign, since some I read are, like, total cancerous. I try my best to avoid those. About the story I read, meh. It was an okay story since some Isekai light novels messed things up. OP but dense stupid sissy MCs and such. But, there are good ones and I want more of it.
I'm still fucking waiting for Arifureta anime or even Re: Zero season 2! Hellooooo!?
Yeah, whatever.
Making my way towards my home, I saw some people gathering over a person. Crowds and all seemed really excited. Huh, must've been Hero-sama. I shrugged and continue my journey to my humble abode. I arrived at the comfy and warm place known as my home and entered inside. This is a perfect place for me to relax and laze around like a son of a bitch. Training equipment, PC, Bath, Bed, Food, Drinks and enclosed space. That's all I need.
I may be a Saiyan, but I ain't a sociable person.
I need some relax and alone time to wash away all of my worries and my stress. I lied to Noah earlier. Killing all of those Meta-Cooler isn't enough. I still want to kill more, or just beat the crap out of someone will do. Damn it, if it wasn't for that job where I had taken and accompany Hero-sama, I wouldn't be this stressed! I was able to do a good job with Hero-sama and the Time Nest had taken a liking to me.
Leave me alone, Supreme Kai of Time!
You got Trunks, Hero-sama and some Expert Time Patrollers beside you!
I went to the training room and put on my training armor. Vegeta had a lot of them and they are really useful. I trained with the gravity 800,000 stronger than Earth's gravity and put on weighting gloves and shoes weighted around several planets. I started to do kicks and punches, counting them until I get tired. I punched and kick over 2 trillion before I stopped. I turn off the gravity system and move all of my body, feeling the strain fading away.
I slowly breathe in and let it all out. "Hm!"
I turned into Super Saiyan, my hair becoming golden and my eyes became teal in color as golden Ki flare around me like a fire. I try to move and getting a feel to this form. Good, no strains and barely any stamina or Ki lost. I let out a grunt and transformed into the next form; Super Saiyan 2. My hair becoming more spikier than the last with my muscles bulging and lightning flickers around me.
Again, same as the first.
Now, to test if I can hold this out without any strain!
I crouch down and begin to raise my Ki at higher rates as my hair becomes more longer and my eyebrows gone. Muscles bulged out more, Ki aura is bigger and more darker in color and power multiplied by 4. Now, I do not feel any strains! Thanks to my newly-grown tail, I was able to utilize Super Saiyan 3 and unlocked its full potential! It's just like that guy said!
Hooray!
I return to base form and let out a satisfied sigh. "I didn't lose my touch, but I improved! I fucking improved!" I yelled happily as a cocky smirk of a person appeared in my mind. "Yeah! Take that, Ratos! I mastered Super Saiyan 3, bitch!"
I gave a middle finger towards an imaginary dumbass rival at the ceiling.
"Now! For some alone-fun time!"
I changed my clothes, leaving me naked and went to the bathroom. After having a bliss of warm water, I changed into my casual outfit, which is my track suit, and went to my room. I sat on the PC chair and open my PC. I scroll down to the current light novel and clicked on it. I kept reading and reading, stupid grin up to my face as I read the light novel.
Haha, Diablo got himself in trouble!
Oh, boy!
After reading it for quite some time, it was time for me to go to sleep. I shut down the PC and jumped into my bed, still hyped from the light novel before losing my consciousness to the dream world.
Can't wait to continue it...
Ah, morning is here and this happens to be the best day ever! It seems like I don't have any job needed to do!
Ha!
Lucky me!
Did the Kaioshin let me rest for today!?
Not that I'm complaining!
I was currently cooking some breakfast, just a simple one. Toasts, scrambled eggs and sausages.
Simple!
Only the amount is the one that ruined that simple.
After cooking, I went back to my room with plates stacking up. Using my speed, I took all of my breakfast in my room not more than a second. Opening the curtain and sliding the window, I let the Sun rays bath me as I took a pleasurable deep breath. Letting it all out, I made my way to the PC and sat on the chair. Turning it own as it starts, I waited while eating my breakfast. After it fully complete rebooting, I clicked on my avatar and type in the password. Access granted aaannnnddd to the web!
Godgle, lightnovels4life dot com, then How NOT To Summon A Demon Lord!
Continue, continue!
Just as I clicked on the light novel, instead of showing words and illustrations, my PC screen started to shine brighter.
"Are? (Huh?)"
Wait, does it supposed to do that?
The screen shine brighter and brighter as I only sat there watching in wonder. Suddenly, the light shine further to the point of temporarily blinding me, causing me to close my eyes and my hands covering the front of my face to decrease the brightness but no avail. Suddenly, instead of hearing my PC near-quiet fan, I started to hear and feel wind blow over me.
Blinking a few times in confusion, my sight then was changed into what seemed to be a girl with blue skies as a background. She had short red hair and was currently closed her eyes as she lean on it with her lips readying to kiss. I only blinked a few times again before her lips and mine crash against each other. The damp feel on my lips indicates that she did kiss me indeed...
Wait, what!?
I push her away from me with eyes widened. "Who the fuck are you!?" I demanded, feeling insulted that my first kiss was stolen just like that. "You better tell me now, or I will, I WILL blow up everything! And I ain't Bakugo!"
She looked so shocked to the point her mouth was open. I was confused and irritated that she hasn't answered me so I took the time to look around. I was...in some kind of lookout? Or a tower?
We're near the sky and the strong wind tells me that we're in a high altitude.
I look around again and somehow this place looked familiar...no, fuck!
"W-Wait, is this the...Starfall Tower!?" I questioned and begin to panic. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I didn't do anything!" I yelled at the skies. "Please! Return me back! Kaioshin-sama! I did not deserve this! I'm not a loser! I'm not a shut-in! I'm not an Otaku or a Gamer! I'm no loner! You didn't even send Truck-san to kill me even though it wouldn't work! My life was already perfect and I don't want some crap like another world!"
No response...
"Please! I don't want to be some stupid dense harem protagonist!" I pleaded and yet, still no replies.
"NOOOOOO!"
This is indeed, a Good Yet Bad Day For a Time Patroller...
End of the Prologue:
"A Good Yet Bad Day for a Time Patroller"
Yeah...
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I honestly don't know why I made this crap but I did anyways.
You guys are confused why my OC is not the Hero of Toki-Toki City, huh?
Well, that's because I don't like Heroes and I don't want to become them. Heroes are idealism created by society, an illusion made for delusional people. There are no Good and Evil, there are only the Fool and the Greedy. Well, that's just my opinion! Plus, since it's self-personality-insert, I thought of myself as someone normal like any other.
Nothing special.
Just a normal guy.
Thanks for reading this and I (probably) see you guys in the next chapter!
Bye-cha!
