33Pranker (Eraserhead: a.k.a. Shota Aizawa)
Pranked (Present Mic a.k.a. Hizashi Yamada)
Today was a special day for our favorite homeroom teacher, he would finally get to do something that he had wanted to do since yesterday evening.
Flashback.
You see it was Mic's duty to watch Eri, he picked the little one horned girl up at noon, this gave Aizawa to make lessons plans, grade tests, take care of his cats, and then his favorite pass time of all: going to sleep.
It was around 7 p.m. when it all came crumbling down.
Ding Dong!
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
Ding Dong!
"Zzzzzzzzzz no no, don't touch my sleeping bag zzzzzzzzzzzzz."
Ding Dong Ding Dong!
"Bakugo zzzzzz you have detention for ripping my bag, zzzzzzzzzz."
Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong!
"Hmmmm?"
The dry-eyed teacher rose from his bed, running his hand through his hair, he got up walking toward his front door.
Ding Dong Ding Dong!
"Jeez, I'm coming hold your horses," Shota shouted as he finally reached his destination, before opening the door however, he heard someone running away. "Probably just some dumb kids or something," he began to turn away when he heard a tiny knock near the bottom of the door, perplexed by this, the man in black decided to open the door.
An adorable/horrifying sight had befallen him once he looked down, it was Eri, she was wearing yellow sunglasses, headphones around her ears, and dressed all in black. The girl was like a mini white-haired Present Mic, with a horn, the little girl smiled up at him confidently with her arms crossed, Aizawa leaned down to get on eye level with her.
"Hey Eri," Aizawa greeted confusingly, "Did you have fun with Mr. Yamada today, it looks like he got you hooked on his unique sense of fashion," he smiled, the sight, though was awful to his eyes, was a little cute in that kids first Halloween way. Little did he know, it would soon turn into a nightmare when the worst thing happened.
"…..YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH," the child yelled at the top of her lungs, causing her caretaker to fall back out of both shock and pain, "HE WAS REALLY NICE, GAVE ME SOME TIPS ABOUT BEING SOCIAL, TELLING ME I SHOULD JUST YELL ALL THE TIME!"
Aizawa covered his ears, and raised up a face full of anger, and left eye twitching, "Eri dear, I know what Mr. Yamada told you today was very impactful for you, but I'm going to need you to stop."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT WHY, IT WAS VERY HELPFUL TODAY, PLUS HE GAVE ME SOME MONEY TO NOT STOP YELLING UNTIL TOMORROW!"
"Sweetie, I know it was helpful but- wait did you just say he gave you money?"
"*Inhale*," Eri's speech was cut off by Aizawa's hand, covering her mouth, the man trying to save his own ears.
"Only nod, yes or no, do you understand."
The little girl nodded yes.
"Ok, now, did you just say Yamada gave you cash, to yell in my face for the rest of the night?"
She nodded yes again.
'I'm going to kill you Hizashi,' he began thinking of how many ways he could get back at his friend, his thoughts swirling for the rest of the night. However, some of his thoughts were interrupted by, well, the following.
"SHOTA, I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!"
"WHAT ARE WE GONNA EAT FOR DINNER!"
"THE TOILETS CLOGGED AGAIN!"
"I THINK I SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE WHILE TRYING TO COOK!"
"CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO COOK!?"
Then she shouted something that caught him off guard.
"Wait, Eri, what did you say?"
"I SAID -?"
"Hmmmmmmmm," the teacher then gave a devilish grin, malice and evil in his eye, and a small chuckle. He had the best idea, to get him back.
End of Flashback.
The students had just gone home for the day, as well as some of the teachers, namely: All Might, Ms. Midnight, Vlad, and Ectoplasm, only Nezu, Mic, and Eraserhead remained.
The building was dead quiet, Aizawa had went to Mic's classroom, asking him to help him out with a chalkboard stain issue, Mic agreed, the two heading for Shota's room.
"So, what did you say the stain was again?"
"Seems like some kind chocolate."
"Chocolate, did Sato need to train his quirk a little?"
"No idea."
"Do you pay attention to anything?"
"I nap remember."
"You know you should really get more sleep, *giggle* maybe you'd be more alert *giggle*."
"So I've been told."
The two reached the door way, Shota pointing at the stain on the upper left side of the board, Yamada walked up to get a closer look, taking off his sunglasses to inspect closer. Aizawa didn't move an inch from the doorway, the left side of his mouth curving up into a grin, the pro hero rubbed the stain with his index finger, surprised at the material that it actually was.
"Brown chalk?"
SLAM! LOCK!
Yamada turned his back to the door, Aizawa looking at him through the small window on the door, with the same devilish grin as last night.
"Oh ok, I get it you're mad that I paid Eri aren't you?"
He nodded.
"And now, you, are trying to get me back is that right?"
He nodded.
"So what, the room going to fill with gas, you gonna dump tar and feathers on me?"
He shifted his head left to right.
"You pay a couple guys to give me a wedgie?"
He shifted his head again.
"Ohhhhhh, it wasn't brown chalk was it?"
He nodded.
"So whats the prank man, hit me with your best shot," Mic challenged as he got his face up against the door window, giving a confident expression to counter act the evil one before him. Aizawa raised his left hand to be visible in the window, his index finger pointing left to the final set of desks at the back of the class.
Eri climbed up from under one of them, and took a seat, giving Present Mic an innocent, wide eyed smile, and waved at him.
"Oh, what you sent the girl on me, what's she going to do to me huh, kill me with cuteness," he mocked while waving back at her.
Aizawa's left hand shifted, his knuckles facing the door, his index and middle finger resting against his thumb, and then-
SNAP!
"Hey Mr. Yamada," the one horned girl stopped waving.
"Yeah, what is is it sweet pea," the loud mouth asked.
"Where do babies come from?"
On a dime, Present Mic's face changed to a pale ghostly white, his jaw hanging open cartoonishly, his sunglasses going below his eyes revealing that they had went wide. He began sweating, as he nervously turned his head to Aizawa, who was holding the key and dangling it to taunt his best friend.
"Mr. Aizawa said you'd tell me, so where do babies come from?"
"AIZAWA OPEN THE DOOR," Mic shouted while banging as hard as he could on the exit, Shota still dangling the keys, with his devilish grin and activated quirk.
"THIS ISN'T FUNNY MAN OPEN THE DOOR NOW!"
Nothing, he just stood there, menacingly.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
"OPEN IT MAN PLEASE, IM SORRY!"
Aizawa placed the keys in his back pocket, while also pulling out the same pair of headphones Hizashi gave Eri and placed them on his ears.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OPEN THE DOOR!"
The man in black kept making motions, each of them were Aizawa trying to hear his friend and convey that he couldn't.
"I'm not leaving till you tell me Present Mic, now where do babies come from," Eri giving him a stern face, wanting to get the answer, Yamada turned to face her shaking.
"I- uh- well I d-d-d-d-don't know what to tell you I uh…*gulp*…AIZAWA OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!"
The man in black was currently resting his back against the door, his eyes closed while humming the song playing through the earphones.
Nezu walked by the classroom, looking at the door confusingly, seeing his opportunity Present Mic yelled for the principal.
"PRINCIPAL NEZU, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, ERASERHEAD HAS LOCKED ME IN THE ROOM AGAINST MY WILL, QUICK, HELP ME!"
"Oh my, that does sound very problematic," the principal responded in his usual calm manner, "Well don't worry Mr. Yamada, it will be over soon."
"OH THANK GOD," the teacher breathed a sigh of relief.
"Mr. Aizawa has the room booked for at least another hour to two hours or so," the animal smiled giving Aizawa a thumbs up, Aizawa giving one back to him, eyes still closed.
"WHAT, NO," Present Mic became high-strung again.
"Why yes, it seems you'll have no choice but to stay there, and answer the young madam's question," Nezu laughed while walking away, waving goodbye.
A slight tug on his pants signaled Mic to look down, it was Eri looking up at him.
"You've been holding out on me mister, so answer my question!"
With that, Present Mic looked out the classroom door window, and screamed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The scream was heard all over the city.
But no one answered.
The End.
