Worf is in his quarters, listening to Klingon opera. There's a knock at the door "Enter" Worf says in a low growl, Captain Picard walks in "Mr. Worf, I need your assistance in the Holodeck", "What is the matter?" says Worf, "I can't reveal the nature of the task as of yet, all you need to know is it is of the utmost importance" Worf glares suspiciously at Picard, noticing his apparent glee in requesting his assistance "Hurry now, we haven't much time", They arrive at the Holodeck to find Geordi waiting outside "Mr. Worf, today we're going to help you find true love" he said, Worf has a look of utter confusion on his face as he is dragged into the Holodeck by Picard, Picard leads him through a strange world which appears to be underwater until they come to a VERY large pineapple, "What is this abomination? Is this what you need my assistance with?" said Worf, "That, Mr. Worf, is a pineapple. You never saw one during your time on Earth?" replied Picard, Worf looked rather embarrassed by the fact that he didn't immediately recognize it "I did not make a habit of studying fruits when I was there", "I'll have to teach you about them later, right now we have work to do. Let us go in", Picard knocks on the door, from inside we hear what appears to be Riker talking in a very high pitched voice "Coming!" the voice says, to Worf's surprise and horror Riker opens the door, he is wearing a pink dress, lipstick, and a long black wig. A look of disgust comes over Worf's face, "Sir would you please tell me what the nature of my duty here is?" "Not yet Mr. Worf. Not yet. Be patient" says Picard, the three of them walk inside and come to a table appearing to be set for a dinner date, Worf and Riker sit down. Picard leaves for several minutes and returns dressed as a waiter. He begins serving plastic food, Worf takes a bite of what appears to be a steak "My compliments captain, this is delicious", Picard and Riker snicker. "Now Worf this is where you should ask a lady about her day or maybe about her pet snail" says Riker. We hear Picard trying not to laugh hysterically from the other room. Worf now looks extremely confused and by now has finished his plastic steak and has no choice but to make small talk, "Pet snail? Why are you doing this commander? You're not making sense! Have you been brainwashed? Possessed? Is that why I'm needed in this colorful monstrosity?" before he can answer the question Picard walks back in and whispers to Worf "I think she's giving me the "Cutesy Eye"", we see Riker staring blankly, Worf looks utterly confused and somewhat horrified he stands up "What is the meaning of this!? Someone give me answers!" he flips the table, we hear several people laughing hysterically from the other room, most of the main crew steps out from behind the wall, Picard then says "Now, now, Mr. Worf, calm down it's just a little joke! Long have we heard tell of the legendary television show "SpongeBob SquarePants" and we've wanted to act out one of the scenes for a good long while now! We just couldn't resist getting you involved and we knew you wouldn't go willingly", "Well you are right about that captain" Worf says growling.