80I present you one of the latest story, I Am Naruto's Mother! A one-shot series of Naruto x crossover fanfic!
You know what? You know what? I'm going to upload about twenty new 'old' stories that are unused, something that I haven't upload for few reasons like some are bad, messy, boring or just some for hobby but you know what? I'm going to dump them all in, finish some uncompleted chapters of these new stories that I stopped long time ago then leave it at that!
Why? Because the 'update' spammers and some people with rude attitudes kept wasting my time and I'm completely disappointed, just pure disappointed. I did say that I am working on mass update for you all before I go on my world trip and to be patient because I was actually going to give you all five hundred chapters so the readers can have enough time to read while I'm gone…But, no, we're not going to have five hundred chapters because of these people. You spammers/harassers wasted my time because I have to stop writing to deleted these reviews…After I repeatedly told you more than once and to make it worse, you wasted the readers' time because there are lot of people who are waiting for it patiently, which I thank these people for their understanding. You spammers just ruined everything for me, for the readers and for anyone else! There will be a large update in the future but it's not going to have a lot of chapters, not all stories will be updated and everyone have to wait for large update until around Dec or after new year of 2019 when I give the flash drive to my friend before I leave because of that.
At same time, I decide to write at my own pace and on my own schedule, meaning the update won't be very speedy and will stretching out farther than I intend to and I have you spammers to thank. You wasted my time and I'm disappointed, you wasted the readers' time and I'm pure disappointed, you forced me to wasted your time and I'm slightly disappointed. So…Enjoy your consequences because that might be the last update of 2018.
I should apologize to the readers who enjoy reading the stories that they have to wait longer than usual because of that but I'm not going to because that is completely spammers' fault for not reading everything or my profile. As we are speaking, I am still getting these spammer reviews…And I'm not going to delete them that time…I…I don't care, I don't care anymore. Just…Don't care anymore. I can't wait until Nov so I can start my world trip so I can get away from the whole thing…
Now if you all excuse me, I'm going to finished these uncompleted chapters of new stories and find some SYOC stories to submit a character. (Why? Just because. I don't care anymore) I'm going to give you the list of new stories in my profile so you all can check it out to see what's coming.
Edited: To these people who asked me to disable guest reviews, this site does not have this feature anymore. They removed that years ago for some reason and you have to delete them manually.
What this story is about? It's about any certain female character that becomes Naruto's mother in many different ways from adoption to giving birth. Some chapters will have same female characters few times, just to let you know…
The rating is very mixed in this story…Why? Because there will be some chapters that are just innocent, some chapters that are just regular stuff like slice of life…And some chapters will have son-complex mothers that come with some certain stuff. Don't worry, you all will be warned if some chapters are over M by seeing this word, [LEMON], next to chapter's title.
Why I'm making this story? Because I have read several stories where Naruto end up having different mothers and sometime I wonder what if there are any stories with any certain female character as his mother so…Bam, this story!
Naruto will be also different, depending on the chapter…Some will have cannon, some won't. Just FYI.
Also some to most chapters will be snippets since it's one-shots, not story. Some will be short or long, depending on some certain chapters.
By the way, this story is just collection of one-shot but if some chapters make you want to create a story based on a certain chapter as writer, just go ahead and write it.
Characters might be OOC and there'll be some grammar error but I'm trying my best.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and everything that'll appear in this story.
Sarugaki Hiyori (Bleach)
Hiyori, the most aggressive and short-tempered loudmouth, is completely at loss as she stare at something and her fellow visored were also completely at loss like her. "…Please tell me you decide to swallow a watermelon whole…" Shinji muttered in disbelief, "Please say yes because I can't imagine someone impregnated you the way you look…Did you find a lolic…"
"S-Shut up, baldy!" Hiyori threw her slipper at his face, hitting it with a heavy smack before her head whip down to her now-enlarging stomach. "Fuck, I can't believe I'm pregnant! I'm too young for this shit! I'm just two hundred! Fuck! Fuck!"
"H-How did it happen?" Love asked her with a stutter, "W-Who's the father?"
"Fuck, I don't know!" She threw her hands up, "It was just a one-night stand! I even used protection!"
"Maybe it broke during your sexual activity." Lisa said nonchalantly, the only one who seems to be unfazed by the blonde's sudden pregnancy.
"Shit…" Hiyori covered her face with a string of curses, "…Fuck, w-what am I going to do? We have shits going on and I can't handle that shit with all shits on us!"
"…If you don't think you can handle it, maybe you should give it up?" Hachigen said gently, "That way, the little one will have a better life without you consistently looking over your shoulders for them…"
"G-Give it up?" She slowly pulls her hands down, placing them on her stomach. "…Yeah, I guess so…It's for the best…"
"…So what month do you think you are in?" Shinji asked curiously, "I reckon it's six month."
"…Yeah, six month." Hiyori sighed, "…I can't believe I'm pregnant…"
The sweating petite blonde stares at a bundle in her arms with few heavy pants, she just gave birth to a baby boy and it feel so strange to hold it in her arms. Her brown eyes take his face in, he have a tuft of blond hair and weird whisker birthmarks on his cheeks. She kept stare at her sleeping baby until his eyes slowly open up to reveal his bright blue eyes, staring right up at his mother for the first time. "…Hi…" Hiyori said quietly as the baby make some coo sound, "…I'm your…Mother…"
"Have you decide on name for the little one?" Hachigen asked, he was the one who help delivering her baby while the rest wait outside the chamber.
"…Naruto." Hiyori wiggled her finger at the baby and he grab it with his tiny baby hand, causing her to chuckle softly.
"Maelstrom, interesting name." The large man hummed with a nod, "I'll put it on the paper before we give him away." The blonde mother froze at that before she look down at the face of her son.
"…Actually, I change my mind." She suddenly spoke as the pink-haired man look at her with a blink, "I'm going to keep him."
"…Are you sure?" Hachigen said gently, "You know that there will be a lot of risk if you…"
"I know." Hiyori said firmly as her son nibble onto her finger, "And I don't give a damn about risks. I'm raising him and that's it." Her determined eyes fixed onto the gentle giant's eyes as if she was daring him to say something about that.
"...If you say so." Hachigen nodded, "I will let the others know. Would you like to let them in or…?"
"Just give me some time with him alone." Hiyori turned back to her cooing newborn, "I'm tired and I don't want to see the damn baldy's face right now."
"Okay." He nodded again before he leaves the new mother alone with her son to info the other about her decision.
"Well, Naruto, I'll tell you one thing…" She said to her son, "You'll going to think it'll be weird to have me as your mom because I'm going to look like a young teenager for the rest of my life while you grow up into a man like human." The baby just squeak at her, "Yeah, I know. But you know what? I'm going to be there for you and I won't let anyone hurt you, my baby boy."
"NARUTO, GET YOUR LAZY BUM ASS UP OR I'LL WHOOP IT UP!" A voice rang loudly thoughout the warehouse and nearly all visored jumped up at Hiyori's voice then there was a crashing noise.
"AH, MA!" Naruto pushed himself up off the floor with a sleepy glare, aiming at his short petite mother as he rub his sore spot on head, "That hurt!" The boy appear to be a young teen and his hair have become more spiky.
"Yeah, it hurt because you don't get your ass up in time!" Hiyori smacked his head with her sandal, "Go and take a shower now! You're going to be late for school!"
"Ugh, okay, okay." Naruto climbed back up to his feet with a grumble, "Shouldn't have hit me with sandal, stupid ma…"
"What was that, young mister?!" The petite blonde threw sandal at the back of his head.
"OW, MA!"
"Look like they're at it again." Kensei shook his head, punching the sandbag. "When will he learn to get up after the alarm clock go off?"
"Yeah." Rojuro resumed his reading with a chuckle, "I'm glad Hiyori decided to keep him years ago because things won't get any lively with him around and she look brighter than usual."
"Well, he's our nephew and Hachigen's grandson." Love smirked, "He always makes things bright with his pranks and other funny shit…Plus, he can go out and get us these stuffs since we can't go out because of Aizen."
"True that." Shinji scratched his nodding head before Naruto run past the group.
"Bye, guys!" Naruto reach the door before he look over his shoulders, "Oh, anyone need me to get something when I get back?"
"Please buy me adult mag…" Lisa was about to say something before Hiyori suddenly cover her mouth with a slap.
"Nah, we're good." Hiyori hollered back, "Have a nice day at school, sweetie."
"I will, bye!" The young boy leave and the petite mother whipped her head to Lisa with a hard glare.
"Don't make my son get your smut shit!" She growled, "He's too young for that!"
"Tsk, when will you let him get it for me?" The glasses-wearing woman clicked her tongue annoyingly.
"When he's thirty!" Hiyori growled.
'So overprotective…' Shinji sweatdropped at the fact that she often hit her son with sandal if he misbehave or sleep in.
"RUN…" A boy cried out before a football hit him right in his nose, forcing him to fall back on his back with a painful cry and Naruto laugh out loud at the scene.
"Oh, sorry." Karin said nonchalantly with her foot up in mid-kick.
"Kurosaki!" A boy with afro scowled at her.
"What's with you?" A glass-wearing boy pointed at her rudely, "Since earlier, you've been spacing out and messing up kicks!"
Where's your motivation?!" A boy with combed hairstyle demanded.
"Hey, hey, cut her some slack." Naruto stepped in between them, "Maybe she's in a rut or have something important on her mind right now."
"What is so important than football game?!" The afro boy shouted, "She have to get her mind in the game or we'll kick her…" The tomboy turn to them and the boys suddenly huddle together with raised fists.
"Yeah?!" The glass-wearing boy stomped forward with a deadly glare, "You wanna fight?!" Naruto shook his head at them, they are so getting their asses beaten up. "Come and get it! This time, we'll…"
"Sorry." Karin tugged her hat, "I'm calling it a day." The boys blinked rapidly as Karin turn around then walk away and the blonde boy jog up to her side right away.
"You okay, Karin?" Naruto asked as the tomboy grunted, "Something matter?"
"Nothing, just a bad day, I guess." The tomboy grunted again, she can't shake off a bad feeling and there's a weird atmosphere going on. "I'm going home."
"Alright, see you to…" The blonde said before a tall teenager suddenly appear in front of them with heavy pant.
"Hey, you're Ichigo's friend…" Karin realized him right away, "The parakeet guy."
"Ichigo's sister…" Chad widened his eyes and he feel something behind him moving toward them.
"Why did a nice grown-up like you come al…" Karin said before Naruto suddenly pull her back and Chad was immediately at their side, "Hey, Naruto, what's the big…" Something exploded in the spot where she was standing and her eyes widened at the sight of hollow. "Wha…What is that?!"
"Hollow." Naruto frowned, causing both tomboy and teenager to turn their heads to him.
"Wait, you can see it too?!" Karin shouted with widened eyes, "That thing, hollow?!"
"Yup, it's a spirit." He replied.
"You two, you can see that clearly?" The teenager asked them in shock.
"Can we see it, what are you talking about?" Karin turned to him, "We see that as clear as day!"
"Move!" Naruto warned them as the hollow leap at them and Chad swiftly tackle them down to avoid the attack.
"Stay behind me!" Chad spun around to the invisible force as he scoop them up onto his back, "Be my eyes!"
"At your right!" Karin howled out and it become a cat-and-mouse game between the teenager and hollow.
"Well, that's something new." Naruto watched on as Chad turned around to them with black arm after he took this hollow out and the teenager give them a thumb-up.
"S-S-So uncool!" Karin gaped, "Giving a okay pose is so corny! And Naruto…"
"Oh, he's out." He pointed at the downed teenager and they both rush over to his side, checking him over. "Hey, you okay?"
"Hey, you two are uninjured?" Chad asked them, leading Karin to kick him right in face and Naruto start to snicker at the sight.
"Wait right here, I'm gonna get dad and…" Karin said before they hear some noise and they look up to see another hollow that look like an crab. "W-W-What? Another one?!" It start to charge toward them with a screech.
'Shit, I can't get up!' Chad's eyes widened as he tried to upright himself up, "You two, get out of…"
"GET YOUR FUGLY ASS AWAY FROM MY BOY!" Suddenly, Hiyori jump in from nowhere and cut the crab hollow clearly in half from head to groin. "NARUTO, ARE YOU OKAY?!"
"Ma?!" Naruto blinked rapidly as both Karin and Chad quickly look between them oddly, "What are you doing here?! Why are you out of the warehouse?!"
"Why am I out here?!" Hiyori shouted, "Don't you see that there are hollows everywhere?!"
"Oh, I don't notice…" He said before his mother smack his face with her foot.
"OH, YOU DON'T NOTICE?!" She yelled, "OH, THAT'S FINE…NOT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW WORRIED I AM WHEN WE SENSE THAT SOMEONE USED A HOLLOW BAIT?! DO YOU?!"
"OW, MA, THAT HURT!" Naruto leap up to push his nose against her nose, "SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING MADE OUT OF?!"
"…Naruto, did you call her ma?" Karin looked at them weirdly.
"Yup, she's my ma." He turned to the tomboy with his hand gesturing to the fuming blonde woman.
"…You sure she's not your sister?" She muttered.
"I'm sure." Naruto looked at her like an idiot.
"I know I look like that but I'm really his mother." Hiyori huffed with hand on her hip, "After all, I gave birth to this idiot here."
"OI!" Her son glared at her.
"By the way, what's wrong with this guy here?" The petite blonde stepped on Chad's right cheek like a doormat.
"Oh, he's exhausted from bringing out a weird black arm thingy." Naruto said, "He saved us from this hollow over there." He pointed at the dissolving hollow at the bottom of the park's stairs.
"That so?" Hiyori hummed lightly, "Then I guess I have you to thank for looking after my boy here."
"Thank…Can you please remove your foot?" Chad muttered.
"Naruto, come here and help me bring him to this shitty man's place." The petite blonde said to her son then turn to Karin, "You too, girl. You two take his legs and I'll pull him by his hair."
"…Wait, what?" Chad said flatly before the blonde girl grabbed him by hair, lifting it up as two kids pick his legs up and starting to carry him toward a certain direction.
"…Naruto, she's really your mom?" Karin glanced between them in complete disbelief.
"Yup."
"And you can see these things like me…Meaning you can see…Ghosts?"
"Yup."
"…Alright then." Karin deadpanned, she decide to ignore everything and just carry on like usual. That is one weird day ever!
"I'm back!" Naruto entered his home with schoolbag and the visored greet him.
"How was school?" Shinji asked him.
"Boring like always." He tossed his bag away before he take a glance around, "Uncle Shinji, where's ma?"
"Oh, she's…" The blond man was about to say something before a orange-haired teenager tumble over to them with a crash.
"Who's the new guy?" Naruto pointed down at the new face with a raised eyebrow.
"Naruto, meet Kurosaki Ichigo." Shinji replied calmly, "We're training him to control his hollow side."
"Hey…" Ichigo stumbled back up with a groan.
"Kurosaki?" He blinked with a raised eyebrow, "Any relate to Kurosaki Karin and Yuza?"
"They're my sisters." The orange-haired teenager gave him a odd and suspicious look, "How do you know their names?"
"I go to their school and I'm also Karin's classmate." Naruto raised his hand at him, "Nice to meet you, Karin's bro."
"Kensei, swap with me!" Hiyori stomped toward them before she notice Naruto, "Oh, you're back. How was school?"
"Boring, ma." He replied.
"Get any homeworks?" She asked.
"Nah, but I need you to sign a permission slip for a school trip." Naruto fished out a piece of paper, "It's to some museum."
"Alright, give it here." Hiyori snatch it out from her son's hand.
"…Did he call her ma?" Ichigo said weirdly.
"Yup, this kid is Hiyori's son." Shinji said, "And before you ask, she give birth to him."
"…You shinigami all are so weird and fucked-up." The orange-haired teenager said before a sandal hit his face.
"Watch your damn mouth, baldly!" Hiyori covered her son's ears, "Don't you fucking cussing in front of my boy!"
"And yet you cursed at him from time to time." Shinji deadpanned, receiving another sandal to face.
"I'm going out!" Naruto jogged toward the door, slipping his jacket on.
"Again?" Hiyori poke her head out with questioning look, it has been few years after Aizen's defeat and Yhwach's invasion, they were still living in warehouse. He has been going out pretty often lately since he got in high school. "Where are you going?"
"Um, just hanging out with some friends." He turned to her with hand on door handle, "We're going to see movie then go to arcade after."
"…Alright, be back at dinner time." She muttered as her son left right away, "Jeez, he's growing up pretty fast."
"Did Naruto just left?" Love looked up from his book, lying on floor. The other visored were doing their usual routine.
"Yeah, he went to a movie with some friends." Hiyori replied.
"Mm, I thought he's going with his girlfriend?" Mashiro tilted her head innocently and everything went silence.
"…G-G-Girlfriend?" The petite blonde's back straighten up rigidly with twitching hands.
"Why do you say that?" Hachigen looked at her with slow blinks.
"Because I overheard him talking to someone on his phone." Mashiro said innocently, "Then I saw his texts. It was sent to GF, which stand for girlfriend."
"…Naruto have a girlfriend?" Kensei blinked dumbly, "Since when?"
"And how long have he been hiding that from us?" Shinji blinked.
"No wonder why he seems to be very active and happy lately." Rojuro rubbed his chin in deep thought.
"…MY BABY BOY HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!" Hiyori screamed, "NO! NO! HE'S TOO YOUNG FOR THAT!"
"…Maybe he didn't tell us that because of someone." Lisa said and few visored nodded to her as the mother of Naruto freak out over the fact that he is seeing someone now.
"…" Hiyori stand in front of Naruto and his girlfriend with blank expression as the visored members sit together on the sofa to watch the scene between their nephew, his girlfriend and his mother. "…You are his girlfriend?" That is the first time Naruto have introduce his secret girlfriend to his family after dodging the question for few years.
"Yup." Karin drawled.
"B-But how?" The petite blonde look between her son and his girlfriend, "When? Why?"
"Oh, we have a lot of things in common." Naruto scratched his head with a chuckle, "Like seeing spirits, have shinigami and likes as family members and so on."
"Plus, it makes things easy since we both know each other since elementary school." Karin shrugged her shoulders nonchalantly before she jab her thumb at Naruto, "And I'm the only one who can keep him in line if he act up."
"Oi!" He glared at her playfully, "You can't stop me from committing pranks!"
"No, not until it's wide-scale like this jell-o swimming pool." She replied then paused for a moment, "…How you managed to get enough amount of jelly mix and did it without anyone noticing is still beyond me."
"Top secret!" Naruto grinned widely, receiving an eyeroll from her.
"Anyway, we have been going out since the last year of middle school." Karin turned back to the gaping petite blonde.
"…So why now?" Hiyori said slowly, "Why keeping it secret until after graduation?"
"…" Both Naruto and Karin trade looks before back to the teenager-like girl, "Ma, I asked her to marry me and she said yes." He wrapped his arm around Karin with wide grin.
"After I told you I'm pregnant…" Karin covered her mouth at her slip, "Oh, oops."
"…" Hiyori stared at them both before she faint on her back.
"T-T-That pregnancy was a joke, right?" Shinji paled with a nervous laugh.
"Nope!" Both Naruto and Karin replied before she look down at fainted girl, "Well, that went well…Can't believe my mother-in-law look like a little girl while we look like that."
"Yup, but you'll like her anyway." Naruto chuckled, "I know, after all she's my ma." There were few thuds before they look over to see fainted visored then he look back to Karin, "Wanna break the news to your family?"
"Sure, why not." Karin grabbed her lover's hand, walking out of the warehouse.
"…I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE GRANDMA!" Hiyori suddenly leap up with a shout before she look around, "Naruto? WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! COME HERE, I'M GONNA SMACK YOU WITH MY SANDAL!" She stomped around the warehouse to search for her son so she can punish him.
And that end the first chapter of IANM! Love it? Hate it?
That is what happen if Hiyori end up having Naruto! It looks like he has pretty much a normal life, despite the crazy spiritual stuff going on around him.
Who will be next to be his mother? Let's find out in next chapter!
Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.
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