61Happy St Patrick's Day! As an Irish man I feel a lot of pride today. So I decided to post a new chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10, The Loud House or any of their characters.
L.T. Lily Terrestrial
The Loud sisters were all in the living room watching TV. "Urgh, this show is lame." Lola groaned before grabbing the remote. "Lets see what else is on." She pressed a button but nothing happened. "Whats wrong with this thing?"
"That remote hasn't worked since Lily dropped it in the toilet." Lucy pointed out.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" Lola screamed and dropped the remote before running into the kitchen to wash her hands.
"Why do we still have that remote?" Lori asked.
"Come to think of it," Luna raised an eyebrow. "Where is Lily?"
"Oh there she is." Leni pointed to the dining room, where Lily was waddling on top of the bookcase.
"LILY!" They all screamed and ran to her, but the youngest Loud reached the edge of the bookcase and fell off. "NNNOOOO!" They all screamed but before Lily hit the ground there was a bright green light. When it passed all the girls rushed to Lily but gasped at what they saw.
Lily was now a small, yellow plump, blob like creature wearing a lavender diaper and had lavenders eyes, the Lilytrix on her bellybutton. "Poo-Poo."
"Finally clean." Lola walked in. "Can somebody tell me why do we still have that remote?" She then spotted Lily. "Eww! What is that?"
"It's the Worst." Lana said.
"It sure is." Leni said before whispering. "Even Lily can't make that look cute."
"The Worst is what Lincoln called this alien, Leni." Lori pointed out.
"I think she looks awesome." Lana smiled.
"Are you okay Lily?" Lucy asked.
"Poo-Poo." The infant replied.
"Not to worry." Lisa spoke up. "Atrocians are indestructible."
"But we can still see her." Leni said.
"I said indestructible, not invisible." Lisa face palmed.
"Does anybody else hear that sound?" Luna spoke up and everyone else heard it two.
"It's a bowling ball." Leni said.
"An precisely how would you determine that?" Lisa asked.
"I can see it." She pointed to the top of the bookcase where a bowling ball rolled off the edge and fell down on Lilys head.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed in horror, but then the ball fell off and Lilys head popped back to normal. "Hehehehe."
Everyone let out big sighs of relief that she was okay, but then Lucy realised something. "Wait, why isn't she crying? Indestructible or not, Lincoln still felt pain when he was The Worst."
"Hmm," Lisa consulted the A.L.D.B. "Fascinating. It seems that Atrocians do not develop pain receptors until they are older. For now anything that would cause them pain, will simply tickle them."
"That is literally a relief." Lori said before she, Leni, Luna, Lucy and Lola left the room.
"Guess we don't have to worry about her this time." Luan shrugged and they began to disperse.
"WAIT!" Lynn shouted making her remaining sisters freeze. "Don't you get it? Lily is indestructible and can't feel pain. This means we can play with her however we want without worrying she'll be hurt!"
Luan, Lana and Lisa realised she was right and they all cheered. "Lets Play!"
The Scene cut to a pit where Lana was wrestling an alligator and holding its mouth shut. "Isn't this fun Lily?"
A few feet away another alligator was biting down on Lily, who made a squeaking sound each time. "Hehehe," the infant giggled feeling no pain at all.
"Tag in Lily" Lana held out her hand and Lily touched it. The twin tackled the alligator causing it to drop Lily and she landed next to the other gator which was tied up.
"Boo boo." She pointed at the alligator which rolled its eyes.
Lily was playing with her blocks in the living room when Luan walked in holding a box with a ribbon on top. "Hey Lily, I've got a surprise for you."
"Goo Goo!" Lily smiled brightly, taking the box and removed the lid. A boxing glove sprung out punching Lily in the face with enough force to send her flying out of the living room and slammed into the fridge. Luan approached and saw her sisters face had been caved in like in a cartoon, but it returned to normal with a popping sound, making her giggle and clap her hands.
"I'd better reduce the strength of that glove." Luan made a note. "But that prank really packs a punch." She laughed. "Get it?"
Lily responded by blowing a raspberry at her.
Lynn was had taken Lily to the batting cage. "Watch and learn sis." Lynn said as she gripped the bat. The machine rapidly fired multiple balls at Lynn but she swung her bat at great speeds and hit every single one. "AND LYNN LOUD SETS A NEW HOME RUN RECORD!" She cheered. "Okay Lily, your turn." She forced a helmet onto Lilys head and put her in position before handing her a bat, which she began to chew on. "Batter up!" She pressed the button and the machine fired the baseballs at Lily who looked just in time to see the balls slam into her body leaving dents before she fell on her butt. "Lily?" Lynn walked over. All the balls came off Lilys skin with a series of pops much to the infants amusement. "We'll just call those bunts."
"Muhahahahaha!" Lisa laughed madly as she had Lily strapped on top of drawers wearing a helmet with light bubs on it.
"Poo-Poo." Lily cooed.
Lisa pulled a lever and large amounts of electricity flowed into the helmet. Lily just lay there giggling as all the volts tickled her. "Hmm, interesting." Lisa made a note before shutting off the machine. "On to our next experiment." Suddenly an alarm went off and she turned to see it was coming from a large metal container with a radioactive sign on it. "Oh no." She rushed over and started pushing buttons. "I must ensure it is contained." But then a latch burst open. "Dang it." She tried to close it but with no success. "Curse my small stature."
"Goo goo?" Lily wondered what was going on.
"Not now younger sibling." Lisa said, but then an idea came to her. "Lily!" She grabbed Lily from the top of the drawer and stuffed her behind into the open latch. Seconds later and explosion could be heard from within the container causing it to shake for a few seconds before finally settling.
Lily stared blankly before giggling with a smile. "Poo-Poo."
Lisa let out a sigh of relief. "A dozen suckers if no one ever hears of this."
In the backyard Luan, Lynn, Lana, Lisa and Lily stood looking at something proudly. "My I present," the Ultimate Loud Course!" Luan gestured to a home made obstacle course. "From the minds of Lynn, Lana, Lisa and yours truly."
"And first to try it out, our little stunt hero, the indestructible Lily!" Luan said.
"Uh ahhhhhh sie tsalakakstagoo." Lily babbled.
"Go for it sis." Lynn cheered and the baby waddled onto the course.
"This gonna be awesome." Lana said in excitement.
"I must admit, I am also intrigued by our creation." Lisa nodded. "Despite everything we put into the obstacle course, Lily will not be harmed by any of it." A flash of green light and Lily was human again. "Unless she returns to normal."
All their eyes widened as they realised their small fragile baby sister had just walked into an extremely dangerous gauntlet. "LILY!" They all screamed and rushed after her.
Lily waddled across the floor as panels shot up from the floor at random. "I've got you Lily!" Lynn reached out for her, but the moment the baby stepped off a panel it shot up and knocked her into the air. "AAAAHHHH!" She fell on the floor hard before picking herself up. "I'm okay." She was then knocked into the air by another panel and was then juggled in the air by the panels that shot up.
As Lily waddled into the second part of the course, boxing gloves began shooting out of the wall. Due to her small height and tilting as she waddles, every punch missed the baby. "Don't worry Lily!" Luan chased after her. "I'll sav-" she was cut off when a glove punched her in the face, causing her to stumble into another punch, then another and another and another. "A good comedian knows how to take a punch." She joked while swaying from side to side. "Get it?" A final punch knocked her down.
The third part had teals coils on the ceiling that were firing bolts of electricity all around. "Oooohhh." Lily cooed in awe at the colourful lights that hit the ground around her as she crawled along the floor.
"LILY!" Lisa called. "don't touch the electrical output!" She was then struck by the electricity. "Seems I need to follow my own advice." She resumed following her younger sister, but whenever she got close to her, Lisa was repeatedly electrocuted. "If I wasn't intelligent enough to know that there was no such thing, I would think that my repeated electrocution was a result of karma." She was shocked again.
Once Lily crawled into the fourth stage, machines began firing golf balls and dodge balls, but they all went over Lilys head. "Hang on Lily!" Lana dived, rolled and jumped to dodge the incoming balls. She was just about to reach her when a bowling ball fell in front of her. "A bowling ball? Seriously Lynn?" She was then pelted from all sides by the balls.
Lily climbed the steps onto the end of the obstacles course and waddled into the centre before she was picked up from behind. "Gotcha!" Lynn lifted her over her head as Luan, Lana and Lisa caught up to them.
"That was not as much fun as I though it was gonna be when I was building it." Lana rubbed her bruises.
"Hit by my own spring loaded boxing gloves." Luan sighed before smiling. "Now that's a punch in the face. Get it?" She laughed before putting a hand on her cheek, "ow."
"I admit, I may have over done it with the teals coils." Lisa sighed with her hair standing on end.
"Come on guys." Lyn said. "We only got hurt cause we were so focussed on Lily." She set her youngest sister on the grass and she crawled away. "Next time we can focus on ourselves."
"Wait a minute." Luan spoke up. "Didn't we have something big set up for the end of the course?"
The stage they were standing on then exploded. Lily looked upwards as her sisters all fell onto the ground around her. "Boo boo."
"Never mind," the comedian groaned. "I remember."
"Whose dumb idea was it to use explosives?" Lynn asked.
"Yours." Luan, Lana and Lisa said.
"Dang it."
"Kids!" Rita walked into the yard. "What was that noise?" She then notices the rough shape her daughters are in. "What happened?"
"Obstacle course." They all said together.
"Oh dear," Rita said looking at their creation. Then her eyes moved to Lily, "I hope you didn't let Lily anywhere near that death trap?"
They looked at each other before looking at Lily, "No."
"Good," Rita sighed in relief. "Now get yourselves patched up with the first aid kit. Then I want you to dismantle this thing before someone gets seriously hurt." With that she went back inside.
"Great," Lynn threw her hands up in frustration. "We get messed up by our course trying to save Lily, and now we have to take it down before we can even enjoy it!"
Luan held Lily up, "and she comes out this smelling like Lilies." She laughed, "get it?"
Before her sisters could groan at her bad joke, a foul stench hit their nostrils. "Poo-Poo." Lily giggled as she did just that.
"More like carrion flowers," Lisa held her nose, "aka the corpse flower."
"Not true." Lucy appeared next to them wearing a gas mask. "I guarantee no corpse could ever smell that bad. Also Dad says its dinners ready." With that disappeared into the shadows.
"I'm home!" Rita walked in the front door, only to step in something. "Please don't be poop," she looked down to see it was a puddle of lavender goo. "Well, at least its not poop. Lisa! What have I told you about cleaning up your chemical spills?" She spotted a small saucer shaped device on the floor and picked it up. "Whats this?"
"Mama," Ritas eyes widened, she looked down and saw a pair of eyes looking back at her, "mama."
"AAAHHHHH!" Rita jumped back and dropped the device which stopped just before it hit the floor. Suddenly the goo rose up and began to take a small familiar shape. "Lily?"
"Goo goo," she replied.
"Hi honey," Lynn Sr walked in with Leni, Lana and Lisa. "What do you think of Lilys new look?"
"Isn't it awesome?" Lana smiled, placing her hands at either side of Lilys head. "Shes all slimy!" She squeezed her head making Lily giggle.
"But, she, shes." Rita struggled to speak.
"I know what your thinking Mom," Leni cut in. "But I asked Lisa and she said Lily would not be grape flavoured."
"That's not what I was thinking Leni." Her mother said blankly.
Lola ran into the room. "Okay Lana, hand it over!"
"What?" Lana asked.
"My chocolate bar!" She pointed at her twin. "I know you took it!"
"I never ate your chocolate bar." Lana defended. "I've had some gum I found, a few worms and a doughnut I found under the couch." Everyone turned a little green hearing that. "But no chocolate."
"Then who did?" She narrowed her eyes at everyone.
"Found it!" Leni pointed at Lily. Floating inside her belly was the still wrapped chocolate bar.
"Hey!" Lola reached into Lilys belly and pulled out the chocolate bar, then opened the wrapper and took a bite. She then noticed everyone staring at her. "What? No one gets between Lola Loud and her chocolate."
Before anyone could comment on that, the anti gravity device suddenly fell to the floor and Lily turned back into a puddle.
"What just happened?" Rita asked.
"Unfortunately Lily's anti gravity device seems to deactivate without warning. No doubt a result of the malfunction that created the Lilytrix in the first place." Lisa explained before using a device to vacuum her younger sister into a clear glass container.
"WAAAAAAHHHHH!" Lily began to cry.
Lana covered her ears. "Why didn't you make that thing sound proof."
"I designed this device to clean up small chemical spills. I never expected it to be containing anything that was capable of crying." Lisa said.
"Don't worry everybody, I got this." Lynn ran into the kitchen and came back with a mixing bowl and a whisk. He poured Lily into the bowl and started mixing. Lily quickly stopped crying and started giggling. "She really likes this."
Rita looked at the scene before her and sighed. "I'm going to take a nap." With headed for her bed room. But she only got two steps before she fell through a hole in the floor and into the basement. "Ow."
"Boo Boo." Lily cooed.
"Was that hole always there?" Leni asked.
"No it was not." Lisa adjusted her glasses as she inspected the hole. "It would seem that when Lily returned to the shape of a puddle, she became highly acidic and melted through the floor. We failed to notice most likely do to Lilys loud wailing being a distraction."
"You okay honey?" Lynn Sr called down to his wife.
"I think so!" She called back. "I landed in this big vat of water."
Lisas eyes widened. "Yes, water. If you'll excuse me I need to get my decontamination equipment." With that she ran upstairs.
Have fun today everybody, but drink responsibly. Cause if you make a mess, its gonna be harder to clean up while your hungover.
